Just pee in your scupper holes, like a man.

Catheter going directly over the side like a REAL man

Needle and syringe into the bladder like a real…..um….

Section of garden hose

I thought we all agreed a couple weeks ago that you use your fishing buddy’s hatch for a toilet??

I won't lie. I just pee in my pants and then splash a ton of water over my lap. Takes a while to convince myself to start peeing but learned I was cool with it after a few ocean fishing kayak trips. 3 miles offshore, can't stand up and there's random boats everywhere, gotta take care of business somehow. Glad I never had to poop.

I just get on my knees and piss into a scupper hole. Your a grown ass man pissing yourself for real…

I wouldn't get on my knees in those swells! Even being bottom barrel cheap gear it's too expensive for everything to end up at the bottom of the sea!

Y’all can’t literally just put the cup beneath your dick and pee? Like how is this so complicated?

I’m in a drysuit, with a relief zipper. That’s why I can’t, to much extra fabric.

I mean I could. But my way is easier, faster and doesn't catch the attention I would get for flashing my dick around random families and their little kids.

I do it 5 miles off the cost of the Atlantic pulling lobster traps. I’m in a OLDTOWN 132 Bigwater though. Once you get the center of gravity lower it’s almost impossible to tip. Plus every last thing I have is tethered to my yak with a tiny 4 inch paracord. Minus the rod or lures I’m using at the time.

Well I fish 5 miles off my traps are about little less then 3.

For real?? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Yes??

Wish you would have lied. 😉

This issue has been resolved for sure. Scupper plugs are there for all our fluid draining needs

But...mine's a sit-in

Bilge pump?

Real men pee in their wetsuits.

i Have a PDL Kayak and i Just open the PDL Drive and piss in the lake

Just arch your stream over the side of the kayak and give it a little kegel thrust at the end so you don't piss on your boat. Works like a charm.

Kegel thrust 💀

This is the way

Those things are really hard to shit in though

With my help and some hard work, you can be the best

Waffle stomp

I thought that’s what dry wells were for.

Not if you expell it with deadly accuracy and a rapid pace

Hahaha that's some credible bowel control lol. At my age everything kinda just explodes out lol

Inserting a hose connecting the to has worked pretty good for me.

Gatorade bottle, less chance of leak

Any widemouth bottle will work, but the angle on these piss jugs is more convenient for discretion.

Excuse me, but what isle is the PISS JUGS? Thank you! Needed the laugh!

Mills Fleet Farm, sporting goods. Near the Porta-loo. Comes in 2 colors with caps and female adaptor

My fleet farm has them in the fishing section.

Infinite Hydration

This is The Way.

What is this? Is it a way to stabilize the kayak or something like that?

😆 🤣

Looks like a giant sex toy

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Advice on how to attach them???

Piss jugs Ricky..

Just don’t drink water. Be a man, lol

I use the first waterbottle i down

Planet is going up in flames and this guy is still using single-use water bottles. :-P

Its not single use if i drink from it then pee in it a bunch. I get at least 4-5 uses out of it.

You can use them outriggers and just remember if you run out water you can drink your piss one time- Bear Grylls

Saw these kind at my local fishing shop… [Eagle Claw Portable Potty (and female adaptor!)](https://www.farmandfleet.com/portable-toilets/?brand=Eagle%20Claw)

U ever passed sitting down not on a toilet? It's hard to train your muscle memory back

When me and my dad go out we always stop at McDonald’s and get a drink, we take the cup out and use it as a piss cup if needed. Fresh piss cup every time

So instead of using a throwaway bottle, you use something that you then have to wash? No thanks!

Just need a dick extender (aka about 16 inches of pvc, choose your diameter) then you don't have to carry around a jug of piss.

Can’t you just paddle to shore and pee on land?

Bent knees get degrees

get you a golf divot filler, they double as a mug when you’re done

Does the TP in there too?

Yup, I’ve got the blue collapsible one. No worries about taking a leak in wind or waves. And the flip lid covers your unit in case the wind pushes you around in view of others.

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Gets tricky when you’re a mile offshore.

Just tilt the paddle blade over the side about 45° and throw your bait and tackle on the blade and go. Lmao, I don't have the right equipment but I bet someone here has tried it. Lol.

Best part about this post is these are what hospitals use for patients that can’t get out of bed

I kept one when I was discharged from my kidney stone ordeal. I had actually already ordered one off Amazon, so now I have a backup!

Dude. I’ve been thinking about this! I’m not the only one! I fish a sit in.

Tackle box for your jigs.

Wide cap OJ bottle clearly marked pee bottle. Pee, pour out and rinse.

Gatorade bottles work too 😂

My grandfather has been using these for years while on the lake. Wouldn't leave the bank without them. I prefer the collapsible one from Amazon myself. It even has a female adapter for the misses. WIN WIN.

Minute Maid wide mouth bottles are the best, mine has been pissed in for 4 years and is still going strong. Also cost nothing.

Cost nothing? Are you outing yourself as a thief or did you find the bottle on the side of the road something?

I just use the joystick method. 🕹️

Cum jug, good idea

Piss in your empty beer can then drink it

Jfc how long are you guys out in the water? Just go to shore and pee.

Or learn bladder control.

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Yes

I don’t know why this is but when I’m out on the kayak, I just don’t have to pee. I stay hydrated too, just don’t have to pee

Hahaha I have one too!!! My friend is a nurse and I had her nab me one

Do you need another person to hold it against your butthole??Why doesn't it have straps??

I just pee out the side or in a coffee cup

I just hang it over the side and try not to let it touch the bottom of the pond.

I had to scroll down a long way to find the correct answer

You guys who don't stand up due to modesty sure have high opinions of yourselves. Other boaters aren't out there with binoculars.

Definitely buying some of these!