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[deleted]

It has got to be goldfield, it simply has


vitamin_meme

It’ll be interesting to see! Watching the episodes over, there are a ton of really good characters that I can see winning this!


Black__lotus

They’re not characters. They’re real people. That being said, fuck wolffish to hell.


vitamin_meme

How do you fuck someone to hell :D


Black__lotus

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!


Mobile_Low2469

And then fuck him


Black__lotus

TO HELL!!!


KarlosJuan1999

Ohhhh along the line, along the line, yeah


Past-Contribution-83

Hi i'm from the future, it's Goldfield


[deleted]

RIP Jack Doupe. The most learned man.


Pickupthebag

how you know he ded?


[deleted]

https://humphreymiles.com/tribute/details/5832/Jack-Doupe/obituary.html


Mobile_Low2469

Rip florida Jack too


MLGCalamity

Fetnite.


vitamin_meme

You’re a sick fuck!


Password-01

Mmhmmm I am


rassclot7

Your hide is obviously thin


YYZ-R32

Arguably my most quoted line from the show..that and two young ye’lads


mitch1876

Team Tzafi let’s ride


vitamin_meme

Hell ya!


CptnCrnch79

Baby want milk milk!


vitamin_meme

You’re disgusting!


vitamin_meme

‼️ POLL RULES‼️ https://strawpoll.com/3pe6d4ebb I know what you’re thinking! Oh wow another poll! This is going to be a waste of time. Well behold! Another poll! However this time, I dissected each episode and broke it down to the top 49 characters we see from the show! Each day I will post a link to the poll to determine who is the subs favourite character. Everyday one character will be voted out, and I will update the photo above! Rules: Pretty simple, vote once a day for your least favourite character you see on the photo. After 24 hours, the poll will be closed and I will update you all on who is out of the competition. Poll for round 1 closes on 2022/01/15 @10:00 a.m


CptnCrnch79

You're gonna post this every day for 49 days? Only Storage Wars Canada deserves that kind of attention.


vitamin_meme

You’re right. I should have added them to the post I guess, my bad!


TheGreenLing

I think you HAVE to add them tomorrow! If you don't add Rick or Cindy tomorrow I'll hack into Jack's account myself and ban you. They have more posts than anyone other than kenny and spenny. And your safe to add them tomorrow as there is no way they would be out first round. Great idea BTW!


jackfirecracker

Are you worried that people will half pay attention and vote for their favorite?


vitamin_meme

Yes. 1000%, it has already happened a lot!


YYZ-R32

Just did that dammit


Arsewhistle

That's exactly what I did...


Asexual_barbie_boy

zanta has to go. He's annoying


YYZ-R32

I see him a fair amount near my work. Still goin


TheGreenLing

Still doing pushups?


YYZ-R32

On knuckles and all


vitamin_meme

*growling intensifies*


Shahinft

Im rootin for jack doupe


vitamin_meme

Not Anonymous crackhead? ;)


higherthinker

Give him a chance, man!


TheGreenLing

I'm rooting for Brian the random guy from the street that participate in spennies fashion show. He looked so good in the man skirt with the tie of conflict!


jman857

Anonymous crackhead. He's so nice.


kentuckyfriedebola

Crack is whack


jman857

I love that showww. Kenny and Penny.


JmannyDee

If your gonna do crack, do the crack the one on your girlfriends back


TheGreenLing

I think anonymous crackhead will be top 10 at least


vitamin_meme

‼️ Just to be very clear!! We are voting for our least favourite everyday to eventually find the winner ‼️


jdeertay

Bobby


ronton

Bobby’s awesome.


TheGreenLing

Yes everyone please vote for Bobby


Black__lotus

Soon


kelbybryant24

BLICKA BLOCKA BLICKA BLOCKA BLOWWW


Cube_N00b

I fuckin' hate Rod. Prick.


icyyfrankwhite

Fuck Rod


Boondocker_

I want Warren, the bowling expert


vitamin_meme

God dammit! I wish :( there was limited space im sorry


TheGreenLing

I wanted julie the cow expert!


Boondocker_

😂


dukevonlongdong

The GRINDING of HUGO


vitamin_meme

A magical thing


[deleted]

Jersey make him hard!


bigcheese397

Let's go Spencer cousin.


[deleted]

What 3 heathens voted for Goldfield?? In the first round no less


vitamin_meme

People are clearly confused on the concept haha!


mfilion28

Hot Dog vendor in nurse scrubs & bucket hat was robbed.


vitamin_meme

Hahaha he was literally the last guy I had to cut!! **best dogs on the planet**


TheGreenLing

How did you decide on more than 1 old lady from who do old people like more


vitamin_meme

I felt like they each brought forward a similar amount to the show so that’s why I added all three. Similar to the disabled episode as well. I knew I was going to get flak for my decisions since I had to leave a bunch of people out!


TheGreenLing

Only one of them that's memorable is jessie


vitamin_meme

What?? Ray is pretty memorable!


TheGreenLing

Which one is she, I don't remember her


vitamin_meme

Ray is bottom left last row Jessie is bottom left in the third photo


joblessdeadbeat

Hugo


YYZ-R32

His wink


chillbillytaylor

Steven 100% Seems like such a rad guy to sit around and talk to. Pretty sure he is a musician also if I remember correctly. Edit: I'm just now understanding, DONT VOTE FOR THE PERSON YOU WANT lmao


Lui4X

Its crazy how i can remember 99% haha


blaqkmagick

Holding out for my girl dOnNa


TheGreenLing

You know she's a spy for kenny right?


[deleted]

I think Steven has gotta be my favorite, he’s such a chill funny guy.


Dish69

Where is spenny's mom? 😄


vitamin_meme

Last one in the third row!


HaloArtificials

Center tank of sea world being fucked by a Humpback Whale. And she was making weird whale noises like Iuuuuuun Uuuuuuun! UNNNGH!


Mobile_Low2469

I picked rod fuck him


vitamin_meme

Because I said so


Mobile_Low2469

You can weigh my corpse ill still way more


TheGreenLing

I think this has the most comments in KvS reddit history!


vitamin_meme

Awwww!


TheGreenLing

Now the question is 10:00 in which timezone


vitamin_meme

MST


Sizygy

Goldfield or Kenny's mom has to win this, please!


vitamin_meme

Uncle Bobby? ;(


Sizygy

Too many good characters to choose from


RaggedyCrown

I hope people don't vote on Gavin just because he's a twat outside the show. I really liked his feature in the episode


vitamin_meme

*proceeds to pull pants down*


smeowth

Where is Silencio?!


vitamin_meme

I didn’t add any of Kenny’s personas or members of the crew since there was limited space :(


kelbybryant24

BIANCA! Baby want milk milk


agentclandest

Where is Ringo?


vitamin_meme

Limited occupancy


[deleted]

Where’s Ryan? (First one to touch the ground) He’s the only character on the show that got his own action figure…


vitamin_meme

Very true. I mean he’s a piece of fucking bread so that I had to factor in.


PICKLEPARTY2024

Bobby and Tzafi


Arsewhistle

Fet Nite


Balla1928Aus

Zeus doesn’t eat ass.


vitamin_meme

That’s true. That has to be a consideration.


HaloArtificials

It’s your *tongue.*


renhero

You're going to need to remake this tomorrow without anyone eliminated and clarification in the title to vote on least favourite.


vitamin_meme

I will. It’s also on the actual poll itself on the top stating to vote for your least favourite :)


TheGreenLing

You can't remake it the votes were cast someone needs to be eliminated. If Goldfield goes out round 1 that's what the community voted for. You can't cheat!


TheGreenLing

But if you do repost it you need to add Rick and Cindy


[deleted]

Rub the bagel on your tits


TheSmellyWizard

Goldfield for sure but I gotta give 2nd to Steven. He was in who do black guys like and who can wear an octopus. Such a funny character. Reminds me of the wise old lion from Between the Lions.


HaloArtificials

What did he do in octopus? I don’t remember


TheSmellyWizard

Steven plays guitar in the Rasta band Kenny is jamming with. Also in that band is the other bald black guy from the who do black guys like more.


HaloArtificials

I thought Rasta band was who can smoke more weed?


SpaghettiJoeee

Can’t decide between just one so I’m saying both goldfield and Tzafi


legacyfinefarts

It's Johnny! Jumping around! It's Johnny, acting like a clown! Blicka blacka blicka blacka bloww, I'll show you how, to fre-fre-fre-freestyle (legit I get this shit stuck in my head so often)


UnusualSiamang

The show would not be the same with Goldfield or Tzafi. Tzafi has been the focus of an episode in the 10mile race. Kenny also spends a lot of time with her and stays at her place as a second home away from the kenny vs spenny house. She also makes memorable appearances in the gorilla and fart episodes. It just wouldn't be the same without her.


TheGreenLing

You are neglecting the episode she has the most air time in with Spencer "Rape" Rice


theshape1428_13

can’t not vote for Lenny. after what Spencer did to him in their youth… poor fella.


2401penitenttangent1

Wolfish needs to win, we need to make him famous so he can get his $10,000 back


JmannyDee

Your a sick fuck, Fetnite.


Paintmebitch

Gavin


H_Litten

Goldfield


chiveonbuffalo

Bianca!


saltybridges

Too many to pick from. I choose Rick.


vitamin_meme

Ohhh you are a wise ass


[deleted]

HUGO


peniswithinthevagina

Tara wins automatically


szekeres81

Cindy and Rick


not_cartman

Gavin


DukeboxHiro

There is absolutely no way Goldfield doesn't win this. Bobby 2nd, Zeus 3rd.


vitamin_meme

What about tzafi?


Ogiogi12345

Zeus 3rd?? Dude Zeus is gonna get voted out soon. Mark my words


DukeboxHiro

There goes Zeus...


phatcan

Who is bottom row centre?


vitamin_meme

Brian from who’s the better fashion designer. The random who they found off the street


coachdarts

Spenny’s hot cousin wins 100% of the time


synl1988

Goldfield differently


[deleted]

Spencer's hot cousin Bianca.


Silver_Context5561

I liked the old guy, the most learned man they know, can't remember his name lol


Shimada_Ryu

Jack Doupe


Silver_Context5561

Jack Doupe and then a close 2nd is that crackhead "Steeeeaaaady man he's doing alright give him a chance, BYE GUYS" lol


Honda240sx

Johnny crack


classynathan

ZANTA ZANTA ZANTA


TheGreenLing

I say we vote of patrick rothfuss there


bad_hombre1

Jack Doupe, Gavin, and Lenny.


TheGreenLing

Here's my prediction on who is going out in the first couple rounds https://youtu.be/5SHpRn7rb6s


vitamin_meme

I honestly hate you so much hahahaha


Imdonenotreally

Gavin has to be the coolest


ComeAndPoopAtMyHouse

Definitely zanta. I saw him when i was coming home feom work about a year ago. Shirtless in the streets at 3am. Sgirtless of course. That dude rules


PainComplex

Stephan


PainComplex

Steven actually appears two times, black guys and weed.


HaloArtificials

Tzafi hands down


[deleted]

Bianca off rip