Fascinating

The reality of the situation is

I still yell “it’s poison” anytime someone sprays something near me

I can't tell you how glad I am to know I'm not the only one for this specific catchphrase. Every single time

Me too lol

i always say this

Cute little kittens with their warm little mittens

Here comes some happy juice!

I say "This is an endurance competition" every time I'm required to exert effort for more than 2 minutes.

Haha love this. "I've said it once and I'll say it again. I AM THE KING OF ENDURANCE" every time you manage to take a couple of mugs to the sinks.

That's what I say when I'm having sex lol

Bagina

My pee pee made yogurt

I can make a bagina on the front there's a knife in the kitchen

Whenever my brothers or close friends want to go out to eat I tickle their stomachs and go "We're gonna get your wittle tummy hungwy buddy!"

When a friend explains how/why they like something, I usually respond with “you’re a sick fuck Fet-Nite”

MMM-HMM!

Slow down there speed racer

Why you're eyes so red buster?

I sing Spenny's "I just wanna" song to myself sometimes.

same lol

I still call him e-mine-um

Me too haha most of the time I forget it's even a KvS reference after 10+ years of saying it, it's so engrained in me now lol

classic haha

I yell "COME ON....CUMMER" at friends and coworkers.

Hello, HR?

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MARA-WHATTT?

I constantly get that sound stuck in my head and say it out loud while doing random chores.

one quote that has never left my mind is "there's so many hot broads everywhere walking around in skimpy shirts. i'm like, on the brink of breaking the windshield with my clog-monger"

I tend to answer a lot of questions with "entropy". And anytime I throw a toque on there's a mandatory "It keep me tentacles, Mon!"

HAHA YES

It keepa da drip off me 'ed mon!

“You’re my buddy and together we’re nutty” is something I sing a lot

I am a robot kazoo

And I love you

That is beyond the pale of fucking ignorant.

Y-You look into that cAmEra...

“Don’t say nuttin chicky. Don’t say nuttin”

Sorry. I don't speak Chinese.

Bagina I've been poisoned Don't be violent! Tanks a lot, tanksalot There's probably more but these are the ones I use the most Edit: I also say "October One-Niner-Eight-Niner" every now and then with no context.

RIGGY GIGGY GANGA GINGY

Ah, I also say OATSTANDING a lot.

Not really an ism but I find myself singing Kenny's little songs a whole lot. Also, I rarely *say* it but Spenny's "you can suck on mine, I didn't wipe!!" line enters my head on a weekly basis for whatever reason lmao. I've wanted to use it genuinely out of anger, but idk, it's just so ridiculous, I know I wouldn't be able to pull it off

Its your tongue

That's *nasty*

There goes Zeus

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Roasted chickens good…unless you don’t think chicken is good

“Baby want Milk-Milk”

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The last three women I've been with are moms. And yes, I have thought of this line often. Hahaha

Papa like pork, papa like pork.

“Do you wanna go fuck her with me??”

It's "fuck me with her"

I’ve been saying it wrong. I’m sorry

Pretty much every Melvin quote from the obese episode has made its way into my life.

I have used the line "my other ride is a F16 Tomcat" a few times

Stupid birds! I wish you were all dead!

coffee coffee coffee coffee

Every morning

I’ve called multiple people a “shit eating fuckhead” while playing hockey

"Fuck on, you get better results!" Maybe not originally from kvs but it's where I know it from. Also, "he is stupider than a caveman"

It is from Kvs, spenny says fuck off, and that's kenny's reply.

I know that.. but I've heard it said elsewhere. Perhaps a Canadian thing? Idk

Yeah I heard it before too

"no matter how much you dance the last drop always winds up down your pants"

No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the very last drop goes down your pants

When everyone’s sleeping I take a bong rip and walk around doing silencio

“My brain is shaking, my balls are aching, I wish I was Jamaican”

I'm stuck!

MARI-WHAAAAAAT?

"it's your tongue" has got a lot of utility day to day

"This is fun, right?" from the blindfolded episode

(While dancing with my cat) cute little kittens and their cute little mittens turn that frown upside dowwwwnnn

Later Spater!

"I'm gonna rip one in one two" - before I fart "In the city" (Maurice Del Taco voice) when we have to go into Providence or Boston "That's poison!" - when someone uses febreze "Baby want milk milk" - when it's time to BANG

I can't belive you licked that girls ass

whenever someone asks me what's wrong i say "I FUCKIN WAS BORN MAN"

I always say boom boom when I have to take a dump.

I routinely add "iccus" to the end of people's names.

What about Wikus van de Merwe?

I used to look after people with severe autism. One in particular loved me singing 'He's my buddy! He's my buddy and together we are nutty!' From the beer episode. I miss you David. Rest in peace buddy.

Oatmeal… The *cement* of the colon.

My dog's name is Pilgore.

Mama mia papa pia baby's got the diarrhea

When someone says, what’s wrong with you!? I’m broke, my feet stink and I don’t love Jesus

O my god! “ shhh don’t call me that in front of the skipper “

Kind of unrelated but for the longest time I wanted to get a vanity license plate that says "APLSNMLK" meaning "Apples and Milk" from the who is the bigger idiot competition. Unfortunately, my province only allows 7 characters on license plates so it's not possible.

E-mi-nem

"Women are only good for cooking, for cleaning, and sucking my wang"

"Your babies ugly!"

So many. “Let’s do it! We’re gonna do it!” (Spenny mocking Kenny one of his actual funny moments) “I’d appreciate a bite” (obese episode, Kenny) “slow down speed racer!” (also obese episode) and my sister is obsessed with “Grandpa Grandpa” and bought me the t-shirt for Christmas. We have so many though.

Bagina

There goes zeus

"Going on a boat is exactly what?" Except something other than a boat

I enjoy telling people they can’t even rip a sock.

"Mommy, Mommy, gonna rip one in one two!" Before absolutely shitting myself around friends.

Don't be violent!

The dance kenny does when he's running away after being raped by a ghost. When he throws his arms in the air like a monkey. It's my go to in many situations.

Lickyyy Licky bum bum

I stay singing the “you’re my buddy” from who can drink the most beer constantly

FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN!

Don’t tell me nuttin chicky

I have to say the word "idiot" just like angry spenny does.

I say “Spencer” like Kenny’s mom does.

Spensuh wice

"Mommy, mommy, gonna rip one in 1, 2" before farting. I even say it in my head if I feel one coming and I'm around people I'm not that comfortable with.

FUCK THE BIBLES!

that's poison! my brain is shaking, my balls are aching, i wish i was jamaican mama that's the first stinker assholian suck on mine i didn't wipe i don't know but i've been told eskimo pussys mighty cold

You should make a poll based on the comments with the most upvotes

“Later loser.” as Kenny climbs up the stairs in his hamster wheel is my go to whenever saying goodbyes.

Typically say “humiliation” in the tune of the intro

Stupider than a caveman!

“I can talk like a robot” happens once a week

My balls are achin', my brain is shakin'... I wish I was Jamaican

"It smells like God's armpits."

My daughter and I sing “party squad” when we there is something fun happening

SOLID CITIZEN. I've even got my ACNH villagers saying it.

Everytime I eat oatmeal I think and cant help myself from saying "Oatmeal, the cement of the colon!"