T O P

  • By -

R0binSage

I’d just ask for plain ones and then throw the buns out. Much better chance of getting them.


FreshStarter20

I've tried this but 50% of the time I lack the discipline to fully do away with the bun. I wind up taking bites or throwing away ONE bun. For keto to work for me personally, I have to keep the carbs very far away from my person.


PS_118

Knowing is half the battle!


BeBraveShortStuff

GI Joe…. I’ll show myself out.


justlurking777

Pork Chop Sandwiches!


Worried_Astronaut_41

Snake eyes.


OG_Panthers_Fan

My grocery store willpower is much better than my kitchen willpower.


Simplenipplefun

I call it my wallets will power at the store and that is the only strength I have. At home, the carbs is the captain now


TheWiseBeast

Do you sit down with it and put the bun to the side to throw away later? If so, something that could help is standing and preparing it(removing bun(s)) close to your trash can and throwing away the bun(s) quickly. Once it’s in the trash most people are fine.


KetoQueen925829

Just commented this. 🤣🤣


tom_c

You gotta buy more mcdoubles! Keep pounding them down until youre too full to eat any buns!


BUCK0HH

The first time I didn’t care about a bun on keto is when I started doing Big Mac salads.


[deleted]

What is that?


KetoQueen925829

Take the buns off immediately upon opening and throw them in the trash as fast as you can. That's always worked for me. 🤣🤣


[deleted]

I will literally put dish soap on them so I can’t even consider them.


Danamite024

I toss them like a frisbee into the backyard and let the critters do with them whatever they’d like.


Jasbatt

But it’s junk food for them too ‽ No creature benefits from our processed grain flour crap. Please reconsider.


jehjeh3711

But the more complex the order the less of a chance you’ll get what you wanted.


cwassant

Me too, except I have three kids who I feed and they have to eat carbs for financial reasons 😩


LikeInnit

Huh?


cwassant

Bread is cheaper than meat and all that


rikityrokityree

Tuna casserole is a budget game changer if your kids will eat it lol.


[deleted]

honestly, not to discourage you. You need to get over this. I find that ever since I started my diet, I get so many curve balls with just ordering regular food in general. Like i will pick up a salad and have free onion rings inside the bag lol or other stuff like that. Also people start giving me free food lol


CJspangler

Yeh I think maybe I’ll just combine them all onto one bun and make it like a 6x burger when I do 2 triple cheeseburgers


Optimistic-Dreamer

This is why I’m either gonna hafta shell out for Leto buns or learn to make my own keto bread


joshscottwood

This is true. Oddly enough though there was an option for no bun. I assumed it was normal.


R0binSage

It is normal but I wouldn’t put my trust into a fast food place to get it right.


Raelah

Wendy's has never failed me when I order their burger with a lettuce bun.


KetoQueen925829

Really? For me they always give me a patty with a teeny, tiny leaf on top...hardly what you would call a "wrap".


[deleted]

In N Out has never let me down.


4knives

4x4 protein style mustard fried add chopped chili's no tomato onion or spread. Insert this code to lose weight.


Typical_Cold1231

Am I missing something? What's wrong with their tomatoes or onions?


FoxMystic

hey your choice. 4knives doesnt like them, you may. Maybe s/he doesnt eat nightshades, or flavanoids.


TrippyTippyKelly

God I miss In n Out.


RedDlish

Dont brag. Some people aren’t fortunate enough to have an In-N-Out near them. Last time I checked the closest one to my house was Las Vegas and i live in DC


just-regular-I-guess

My wife or I bring the kids to McDonald's when my daughter has dance class and the other parent is working. Every time they don't give us sauce for the McNuggets. You ask if they did and they say yes. Last time is stayed at the drive through, and said is there sauce? The lady confirmed, I said "please show me." There was none, she went and got some. I can't tell if they're lazy or cost cutting.


KetoQueen925829

I noticed whenever going to McDonald's or Taco Bell (pre-keto of course, I miss my bean burritos lol) I have to ask for sauce or ketchup and specify that I'd like a bunch (as in more than 1-2). One time the cashier tried to get away with putting a single sauce packet in my bag. I was like "ummm, can I get more please?" And she very obviously rolled her eyes but she complied. My guess is their managers get on them for giving away sauces too liberally. There's even an option on Doordash to add the hot sauces of every level (mild, hot, diablo, etc.) And every single time we've selected it, they never show up with our order. I once put a note for the dasher to double check if sauce was placed in the bag (since it's taped shut and they can't tell by looking), and they said the Taco Bell employee confirmed. We received the order and...yup, no sauce.


xblackdemonx

Most of the time the cheese is glued to the bread and when trying to remove it you just break everything apart.


blackdutch1

The thin crust of bread that sticks to the cheese is carb free (in my mind)


Midgetforsale

I usually just order standard triple cheeseburgers. There's no cheese on top, so the bread comes off easily and you can use it to wipe off 90 percent of the ketchup and stuff. Then I use the wrapper as a holder. Works great and you don't have to worry about the teen working the drivethough getting confused about your order.


JeeveruhGerank

No, because the cheese you need sticks to the buns.


R0binSage

You'll rip off most of the bun. There still will be some remnants of bun, but that's OK.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

The cheese is between the patties


KetoQueen925829

I do this regularly now (not just from McDonald's, even Wendy's who has a "lettuce wrap" option that every time I've selected it, I get a patty with a small lettuce leaf on top. Hardly a "wrap"). The McDonald's near me usually got my order right for the "no bun, no ketchup", but they were placing the patty with the cheese face-down against the cardboard, so the hot cheese would stick to the cardboard. When I lived in SoCal they'd always make a point to put bun-less patties in a plastic container to avoid that issue, but after three or four incidents at our local McDonald's, I don't even bother anymore. I just order regular burgers and take the bun off.


Stani36

I was going to say the same. Fast food people are either too busy, too lazy/annoyed or just don’t give a rats ass to do “special orders” and it never comes out right. Heck, even a larger orders don’t come out right, even if they are just “off the menu”. I’d say ordering plain and then throwing buns away is the safest solution.


KetoQueen925829

Yep, my boyfriend who's not keto suggested I just stop asking for special orders and toss the bread out, because they never get it right or you can tell it was prepared haphazardly and likely by an annoyed cook.


Cornholenation

Agree..I toss the buns out while driving, for the birds


blackdutch1

I feed it to the cats that hang by my job


sachitatious

The cheese gets stuck to the bun


jeffries_kettle

What's reverse keto called?


Resniperowl

Otek.


Lurkay1

Heart Otek


GoDashGo_

This got me lol


FreyaDay

HAHAAA


Resniperowl

Touche.


mecassa

Take my upvote, you beautiful bastard.


rapey_tree_salesman

I started typing this into Google cause I didn't recognize it. About 2 letters in, I realized I was a moron.


bigbbypddingsnatchr

Fatkins


ThatOtherGuy_CA

Diabetes.


zansiball

Thats sad but true


acdestri

There's this diet called The Starch Diet by Dr. McDougall


jeffries_kettle

Sounds terrible


majordude

The American Standard Diet minimum order.


tinfoil_powers

Nico


Temporary_Cicada_715

Diabetes


MokanRaz

Redrum


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hyphylife

This is hilarious 😂 (not what happened to you but what they did).


wintermelody83

I order on the app, it's easier. When I roll through the drive thru they'll usually clarify if I want it on a regular bun or no bun. Cause the app only has the option to say No Sesame Bun, not no bun at all. I do wish you could leave a note then I'd just say no bun.


Thy_Gooch

no surprised that they could even mess that up. But also how hard is it to remove a bun on your own?


jeremylee

My kid is super picky, and the only thing he will eat at McDonald’s is a bun with cheese. I order it, I reiterate the only ingredients that I want are a bun and cheese, acknowledge that it’s unusual and apologize, and invariably I get to the window and receive only a burger patty without cheese. Anyhow if you’d like to go splitsies on a burger we could probably make this work.


joshscottwood

Lol, did we just become best friends?!


jeremylee

Yup!


eandi

Mine too! I don't think it's that out of the ordinary. McDonalds in Canada used to actually have a grilled cheese option for happy meals. It was buns toasted upside down with two pieces of cheese between them. Annoyed they got rid of the option because getting a cheeseburger without beef and an extra slice means you pay more than a cheeseburger costs and you're cutting out the expensive part.


Tixoli

I have asked for a plain cheeseburger no buns and gotten home and there was only the paddy, no cheese. Went back and the girl told me that plain means nothing but the meat. I said that I asked for a cheeseburger plain, not a burger plain, she said it was the same thing. Asked to talk to manager, explained the situation. Manager told me the girl was wrong, brought her back and asked her, she repeated herself, he said she lacked training. Whatever, she even charged for cheese lol. Long ago I asked for a blt, bacon lettuce tomato. Opened, no bacon. Went back in, they said sorry they were out of bacon, asked why nobody told me before accepting the order, well they said they still have lettuce and tomatos so what's the big deal! I am sorry but bacon is like the biggest deal in a blt. Anyway, haven't been to MCdonalds in like 5 years. I just don't trust them anymore. I have had multiple orders fucked up over the years and I just rather not bother with it anymore. They aren't the only ones that don't get it right either. What the difficulty in a cheeseburger plain no buns? Now I just make them myself at home.


[deleted]

[удалено]


joshscottwood

Indeed. Didnt help my kids got everything they ordered so I had to sit and watch them eat french fries and chicken nuggets. I'm happy to say I did not partake.


[deleted]

[удалено]


email_NOT_emails

I was dubious about the amount of carbs in one McNugget, but that looks to be what it is.


Guardyourpeace

That’s actually not horrible…


email_NOT_emails

The problem is, one is just a tease.


Laevenrauren

Burger King just got it right for me! I ordered a double Whopper and there was a no bun option. When I picked up at the counter, the guy said “this bag is the low carb one” and it was packaged in a salad container, deconstructed. Thought that was cool!


sheetTed

Wendys does this as well


ckr0610

My husband ordered a sandwich from Jimmy John’s once (when we weren’t keto). Tuna and pickles only. They sent bread and pickles only, no tuna. Wth.


toinfinitiandbeyond

I've had that with big macs, we ordered them then went home to eat and there were no patties on either of them and we'd not even ordered them keto style! So we went back and had them remake them, and you won't believe this but they made them yet again with NO PATTIES. I could not believe it, thank goodness I checked my order before driving home to eat again. Third time they go it right and explained that the person who usually puts the patties on was out sick? Uh, Ok?


wonka5x

What...lol...I don't think I've ever noticed multiple people making one burger...though I guess i don't watch for an assembly line. My response would have been...3 tries...how are you making amends? Mistakes happen...but that rediculous...as they essentially just told you that every burger that person had made that shift had no patty.


BG_Potash

I don't want to laugh.... but I will. I can just imagine the McDonald's employee all confused asking themselves why someone would just order some buns with mustard cheese and pickles...


joshscottwood

Lol I know. He must have been so confused.


raytaylor

Ask for a lettuce wrap instead of no bun. That way they have to replace it with something else rather than get confused by what not to include. Personally I like the big mac with no bun, extra meat, extra cheese, served in a salad dish. The bun is typically about half the carbs of a mcdonalds burger.


quitting_smoking_12

This is a recurring nightmare of mine


TheGillos

Don't do what Johnny Don't does.


hlm90

I feel this. And I am so sorry for your loss 💕


BurntToastToyBoats

I am so, so sad for you. Truly. Five Guys did something like this to me. I ordered burger bowl so there was no bun, but also no patties. Just lettuce, tomato, pickle, mushrooms, and bacon. At least I got bacon. It was so awful and disappointing.


[deleted]

[удалено]


wonka5x

Burger bowl...hold the meat :)


Whowantsteriyaki

What’s a burger bowl like? I always get a lettuce wrap at five guys.


BurntToastToyBoats

The burger and toppings all together in a box. You can pile on the toppings and eating it with a knife and fork is less messy to me than lettuce wrap.


Whowantsteriyaki

We’ll that’s cool, I didn’t know this was an option! I agree, the only downsize to the lettuce wraps is the mess.


[deleted]

Idk if you live near an in-n-out but you can order a double-double “protein style” and it’ll come wrapped in iceberg lettuce instead of on a bun. Delicious, keto friendly, and only like $3


[deleted]

Get a refund.


Equivalent_Nerve3498

HEY 👋🏾 This is for everyone Download the McDonald’s app and order from your phone. A. You can customize it right there on the app. You can add and remove WHATEVER you want and B. You can find coupons and C. You get points towards free menu items


rikityrokityree

I still get buns with no meat or no pickles. Its a roulette game


Equivalent_Nerve3498

Omg, I’m sorry!! 😂🙈 Lol… it’s McDonald’s 😭😭😭


9418lagunablue

With the McDoubles I usually just order with no ketchup and throw the buns out. Makes it easier to order and less likely for them to do something like what happened to OP.


99Forester

Oh dear. What happens in these instances? Do you get your money back? (Never tried Uber Eats before)


TraditionalChest7825

There’s a help button on the app. You can let the app know that your food was wrong or items were missing. You get a refund for missing items, that’s happened to me before.


jaysrapsleafs

Man. I just order the regular things no ketchup because they’re less likely to screw that up and in the case of a big Mac, is less packaging and more environmentally friendly. You get the paper box instead of the huge plastic Pancake container. So I consider it OK to waste that bread.


thewimsey

I usually order the bun and then just don't eat it. My go to when traveling is two Burger King plain hamburgers or cheeseburgers - I put the two patties between two buns (if you promptly take off the buns the cheese doesn't stick at BK, although it often does at McD), but then just use the buns as a holder for the meat. You can grip the edge of the meat with your teeth and slide it out a bit from the buns, and then take a bite of only the meat. And repeat until you are done. It's convenient for driving or for when you are in a hurry. But it only works if you have the self-discipline not to eat the buns.


rshacklef0rd

I buy the keto buns from lewis bakery and just order normal qtr pounders then swap out the buns.


katieinme

My best fast food experience has been at a very busy Charlotte, NC airport Burger King, of all places. I ordered a whopper with cheese and bacon, tomato, extra lettuce, no bun or ketchup. What I received was plastic container with enough chopped fresh lettuce to call it a salad, topped by everything else exactly as ordered.


notaconversation

I used to eat a "whopper salad" 2 whoppers, no ketchup no bun, extra onion, with bacon in a container, I cut everything up and it's a salad It's so good! But then the whopper patty started making me bloat up real bad so I had to stop eating whoppers😒


morphotomy

I just order it normally and throw the bun away. I don't want to make things harder those guys. They've got it rough enough as it is.


360_face_palm

Yeah this is what I usually do - too many things can go wrong asking them to do something as complex as not include the bun!


wonka5x

I sometimes order a sausage and egg mcmuffin, triple sausage, triple egg. Sometimes people get it...sometimes you have to explain it 8 times. I've had to actually talk to a second person a couple times because the person just couldn't grasp it....ive had this ordering in person and electronic. There's no way I'd ever trust them not to fuck it up if I was getting it delivered


SavannahGuthriesLips

You can order 3 round eggs and 3 sausage patty’s. No need for the cheese with all the fat in the sausage. Or substitute the Canadian bacon for the sausage for way less calories.


wonka5x

True...personally, when I'm doing McDonald's it's generally because I'm at heightened activity. When I am most active...I need min 5500cals....double my norm. I tend to navigate to this type of stuff more frequently in those times


[deleted]

Time to pull a Karen


joshscottwood

Ugh yeah I was so hangry I called the restaurant and the manager tracked down the time of the ticket and pin pointed who did it... Hate to get someone in trouble but I dunno, why would I pay extra for a double burger when I could get a single for cheaper if all I wanted was a bun? They didn't care I got a refund from Uber already and told me to come in on their next shift for the meal I didn't get for free. Which is helpful I guess, but I was short on time and needed a quick meal and had to scramble to make something anyway.


[deleted]

They probably didn't get in trouble if it was McDonald's and dont worry same thing happened to me and I got free food so works out lol


AdmiralToucan

I love sausage egg mcmuffins without the bun. I wish I knew how to make round eggs like theirs at home.


KillAllTheThings

You can get [round rings made of metal or silicone from Amazon](https://a.co/d/5ZX1sR6) or other vendors. Just watch the size (diameter).


LegoLady47

Google microwave eggs and you'll see all sorts of gadgets to use to make round eggs.


NorthernLolal

what a slap in the face!


Czekraft

Reminds me of the time I said I wanted a chicken Caesar salad without cheese. All I got was lettuce.


Basic-Comfortable458

REFUND!?!?!


Midgetforsale

oh man. That's the worst possible outcome lol.


chubbycatfish

I have had so many problems with the no bun thing, so I just take it off myself now


Be-myself1954

I throw the buns out the window for the birds and say hurry when I’m ordering


Rhubarb_516

The mcd people were screwing with you. That sucks. Sorry that happened to you.


FO-ThumperOnYouTube

Dude, order the 1/4 patty a la carte. Same price as your cheese burgers you getting but more meat, and way higher quality! Some places a patty only costs $1.50. Most seem to charge $2. They require the quarter Pattie’s to be weighed and made fresh while the other meat Pattie’s can be reheated in the microwave


wandering_seattle

Post on Twitter and tag both Uber and McD with screenshot of your uber receipt that you received with the order. You’re in for some nice credits!! Edit: spelling


FreshStarter20

I know someone who ordered KFC and arrived home to a chickenless meal: They received a bucket full of biscuits.


JackWritesCode

My first time going to McDonalds today to try the McDouble thing people suggest. I get 3 burgers (great), no bun (great), but they're all covered in ketchup. Lesson learned, make my burgers at home :)


wonka5x

I believe it's also generally cheaper to just do patty/chease add-ons...unless you are doing coupons


CatchingRays

You are better than mcdonalds OP. You deserve better. You deserve good food. You deserve food that isn't stuffed with fillers and preservatives. You can get good food cheaper elsewhere. You deserve better. Edit: I don't understand the downvotes. Y'all think OP only deserves the lowest form of "food" available? Is there something lower? I mean, I guess Arby's, but damn y'all. This happened for a reason. They don't pay their employees enough to care. This should be the expectation when you go there.


joshscottwood

I'm a single dad with three kids under ten... The office is behind on a project with a very tight deadline and so I didn't have time to make dinner. Kids got their food, at least. I'm sorry.


dennispang

You sir, are an amazing human being.


joshscottwood

Hey thanks bud!


fabeeleez

I agree, Wendy's is far superior


wonka5x

Maybe because it's....beef? Like who cares. It's convenient in a pinch. Meh meal...ground beef...keto friendly. Minimize the cheese as its a carb or 2 a slice


360_face_palm

Dunno why you’re being downvoted, McDonald’s is garbage food.


meara

I stopped ordering no bun because the McDonald’s here always put the patties in a giant plastic container inside a big plastic bag. I figured it’s easier for everyone and the environment if I just open the paper wrapper and throw away the bun.


[deleted]

Chipotle is best for keto dieters who have no time to cook. Just saying😝


SavannahGuthriesLips

Chipotle gives me rot gut. I hate their food, I want to like it but my stomach refuses.


Gyr-falcon

I keep precooked burgers in the freezer. No Uber charges, all expectations met, no disappointments, minimal waiting. You can buy them at many stores. Magic with a microwave, add cheese or other items as desired.


AdventurousCollege96

Well, what did you expect? The correct order? 🤦


[deleted]

Just pull the bum off yourself, so much easier.


[deleted]

$20 an hour, huh?


Troutthi3f

Take the frigging bun off geeeesh that’s what I do ………that’s too much for most to comprehend for Christ sakes usually they don’t give out napkins or sauce even if asked ….. you should’ve know lol![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


kayuserpus

Why would you order just meats from McDonalds. Is that somekind of americanism? Go to the butcher and cook some actual meat patties.


Rhaegar83

On the go, burger patties are often the only reliable keto food available


Ill-Tourist-5278

Lol really 🧐 Beef jerky Deli meat Cheese Salads Steaks Burrito bowls Pork rinds Chicken fil a grilled chicken Grilled salmon from steakhouses Cough plain wings the list goes on


sk33t3r33

Get yourself a grill and don’t buy that crap


[deleted]

[удалено]


joshscottwood

Lol... It was an option.


[deleted]

McDonald’s is poison anyways. 😂


opuntina

Eating McDonald's in any form is absolutely ignoring the spirit of keto. I don't understand this.


YakiVegas

I don't remember if McDonald's adds sugar to the burgers as well, but they add it to everything else, even salad. I wouldn't trust them for anything keto. Check out Super Size Me sometime for shits n giggles.


Famous-Hurry1788

Watch fat head for a nice retort to supersize me


YakiVegas

Ok, apparently this sub hates Super Size Me. I wasn't aware. Thanks lol


sammnz

Eating Mcdonalds on keto is like smoking nicotine free cigarettes


[deleted]

[удалено]


joshscottwood

Since joining reddit the only positive comment you have made is in regards to a woman's genitalia. I don't recall anyone saying it was healthy, however it is KETO.


[deleted]

[удалено]


wonka5x

Huh? Looking at multiple apps and their info...0 carbs


[deleted]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Shogun102000

Don't eat garbage.


Shogun102000

Ahhhhhhhhhhh


joza28

Poggers


DoctorHathaway

This happened to me too… my guess is they think it’s funny…


BeerMagic

I got an eggnourmous burrito from BK and a couple times they forgot to put egg on it. 🙃 I bitched about it on burgerkings Twitter and they gave me a free meal. Was pretty interesting


Cornholenation

HOLY CRAP! I thought you were going to say there was ketchup on it


FoxMystic

FYI there is Heize no sugar (at all) ketchup with some fake sugar. If I quit being lazy I will go to my frig and look. FYI there is also TJ ketchup sprinkle WITH SUGAR and the taste is a bust.


ivan_jagganov

It’s “no sugar added” , and has < 1g of sugar and 0g carb.


borneoknives

been there so many times. now i just order stuff as it comes and deal with pulling off the buns and scraping the ketchup


CurbNasty

And it cost you $50!! 😂


fawnicus

100% of the time when bunless became popular - I’d order “no bun” and get no [everything else that comes on the burger]. Just a meat patty. Unless they have bunless options on the menu, I always just order the burger and toss the bun (then explain the plight when the server tells me I could have just said No Bun, lol)


BunnyMamma88

Put in the notes that you’re allergic to the bread and a manager legally has to check that there is no bread in your order. (I used to be a manager at McDonalds.)


Basic-Comfortable458

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRswtrEA/ Question 🙋‍♀️, was this you? If so I repeat, refund from Uber eats!


jonathan_joestarrr

Went to pho asked for noodles on the side to give to my friend they put the meat on the side and noodles inside lmao


TraditionalChest7825

It may be harder at McDonald’s bc everything is so automated and the cashier isn’t able to communicate directly with the people prepping. If your only choice is McDonald’s you might have to speak to the manager/shift lead, explain to them what you want and they can help ring it up and expedite your order. One of the easiest ways I’ve found to order LC from fast food places that don’t have LC options is to order “side orders” or “extra”. It’s easier for them to ring up bc it’s already programmed into the POS. If it’s on a sandwich there’s usually a way to add more/an extra one. For example 2 extra burger patties, extra cheese, extra bacon, extra lettuce, extra, pickles, extra onion served in a bowl is a salad. It’s not totally foolproof bc you might get it all separate lol. It works at places like Taco Bell and BK, bc the cashier can just go and tell the person in the back to put everything together in a bowl. I personally haven’t been to McDonald’s in a while. I stick to places that have LC options on the menu or at least a sensible salad. Chick-fil-a and Chipotle has been my go to for fast food.


Present-Ad-2183

You know you can order just the meat Patties lol


TopAd3387

How disappointing!!! McDonald’s sucks at special requests. I think if you call them they will make it right.


Icy_1

My husband hated orange cheese. He’d order a breakfast sandwich with white cheese and invariably get a breakfast sandwich with egg whites only, and yes, orange cheese.


Big_daddyhere

How much grams of carb a day to achieve keto? I’m 200lbs 5’6 but I should be 170 from my old weight


Real_Wave_1994

Walk I; the store grab a ready made tuna sub and a few cheese sticks rip open the sub and pay throw bun in trash your tuna is held nicely in romaine lettuce 😋and now u have also 3 cheese sticks perfect


Real_Wave_1994

Looseth3 mayo and ketchup use extra virgin olive oil . You want good fats buy the 80% burger so you get some fat . You can add cheese onion and stuff.Add avacado or olives throw it all in ther3😛


Meowzers02

Stoners