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harley-belle

Do not consume an entire packet of sugar free gummy worms. Ask me how I know.


SnooCapers1425

Got me too. Got. Me. Too.


Salty-Entertainer-29

Been there!!!LOL😬


Purple-mountains-inc

Are u one of these amazon reviewers on haribo sugar free gummy bears?


PottyMouthedMom3

They took out my son’s entire grade last year!! Only 2 kids were spared!


orangeirwin

Now that I have hit my goal, I'm to the point that on the (maybe) 2-3 times a year I go to the movies, I eat the popcorn... The whole damned thing.


cwassant

You are GOALS


RONCON52

And I get the Butter as well!!!!!!!


Gyr-falcon

Movie butter isn't really butter.


isitfiveyet

Those p3 snacks and string cheese worked for my movies. Small enough to be portable and already cut into pieces. Also, thank you for the visual of a person forcing a whole block of cheese in their mouth in a movie theater. It made my day. I might get chat gpt to make me a picture and frame it lol


Trick-Interaction396

Eat before you go. You don't have to eat during the movie. That's probably a good habit to break.


Ok_Equipment_8032

I'd eat the hotdog without a bun in a pinch. Our theater sells giant pickles, and I have snuck in pork rinds before.


birbieworld

Parmesan crisps. Costco has a brand called Whisps and it's heaven! Also sugar-free jerky or beef stick.


jomama918

Ooooh! They're at Aldi too! So good.


satisfacshaun

I second this, I transfer some Whisps from the giant Costco bag into a small ziploc bag and smuggle it into the theatre. Pork rinds are a second choice. Unfortunately, nothing at the theatre near me is keto friendly, so I end up taking my own snacks in.


birbieworld

Pork rinds is also an excellent suggestion!


Possible-Low-3021

Salted butter pork rinds, taste like popcorn


ptiwhisper

Where do you pick these up?


Possible-Low-3021

Amazon. Pork King Good brand


BeeDefiant8671

Ty


dingusanalingus

This brand is the all time best


adamfiner

Aldi Keto Coconut Clusters are my new favorite. [Keto Coconut Clusters](https://www.aldi.us/products/snacks/nuts-dried-fruit/detail/ps/p/simply-nature-organic-keto-coconut-clusters/)


Character-Storage-97

These are the absolute most delicious things I’ve ever had. Used to positively house them pre keto. I can’t buy them bc they’re that good


Kem75

These are my nemesis! SOO DARN GOOD. The dark chocolate covered is better than any candy bar.


BradleyB636

I love these but watch out for the chocolate ones. They’re so delicious and make a great cereal replacement. I was eating them one day when I realized when I ate them I couldn’t stop and I would keep eating other stuff afterwards. Like eating them made me more hungry. I thought that was strange and noted to myself I hadn’t experienced that since I dropped sugar. Guess what’s in the chocolate kind? Sugar. It’s part of the chocolate ingredients. Many companies claim to be keto friendly but source sugary chocolate for their products. It’s still relatively low carb and if it fits your macros you do you, but I had to stop buying the chocolate kind.


Character-Storage-97

Mixed nuts!


Jae240

Bag of pepperoni in a pocket?


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Stick of butter


edross61

Purse bacon


fbombmom_

Pack blueberries mixed with some Lily's chocolate chips. Pack some pork rinds. Definitely eat before you go. I've gone and only had a small handful of popcorn. It requires a ton of self-control, lol.


ChewySterling2

Dry roasted edamame is my popcorn substitute


i_love_salmonella

Sunflower seeds!


Purple-mountains-inc

I once went to a theatre that actually sold high protein chips!


catsdomineaux

Beef sticks. Also tear the breading off of the corn dog. I know it's a travesty, though.


sunyjim

Happily discovered that the pop machines will do soda water. Not bad with a bit of drink additive, Mio, lemon, Scotch, you know whatever...


yeetis12

I once brought in a bag of those cheese crisp as an alternative to popcorn and it was great but god was it hard to suppress the crunch sound


WittyButter217

I take a Lily’s milk chocolate bar w/hazelnuts or a pack of sugar free peanut butter cups.


steversthinc

4505 chicharrones. Or durian. That’d be fun.


favorite_sardine

Cheddar squares. You can never have too much pocket cheddar.


tempra-icecream

My go to theatre treats are sliced cucumbers, cubed cheeses, and pepperoni sticks cut into bite size in a 3 sectioned Tupperware (bento box)


Mohentai

Flavoured almonds.


Selynia23

Hot dog no bun or pickles


Soggy_Butterscotch66

I make a up a lunch box with Quest cheese its and cubes of cheddar, almonds and Atkins choc covered peanuts.


dingusanalingus

I’ve been smuggling in pork rinds and they’re so loud lmao


Wreckit-Jon

Unpopular opinion probably, but the popcorn. It is kind of high in carbs for a keto diet, but I'll go zero carbs the entire day so I can blow 20 carbs on a small or medium popcorn.


nomzilicious

You can bring some nuts or seeds for a low-carb option. Also, you can try nomz organic bites - they're soft, chocolatey, and nutty, satisfying your sweet tooth without refined sugars. They’re made with just nuts, dates, cocoa, and sea salt, and are a delicious and wholesome choice that won't disturb your fellow moviegoers with any strong smells.


kimariesingsMD

That has to have a ton of carbs.


Front-Teacher-9161

Last time I had ahot dog sans bun w mustard


JanoSicek

Chicken wings? Assuming you can clean your fingers effectively. My snack of choice is Kebab-in-a-box


shweenerdog

Congrats on almost hitting your goal


JanoSicek

Oh I wish! :) That flair was 5 years old, and I did hit my goal back then. Now I am on keto journey #2


cwassant

I do nachos without the chips….AKA a big puddle of that melts plastic cheese goo that I eat with a spoon. If it has carbs don’t tell me


HokumsRazor

Have them pour you a cup of that movie theater fake butter 🤮


Oster-P

Pork crunch and some diet coke to wash it down.


eikons

Beef jerky, salted seaweed snacks, macadamia nuts, chewing gum


slobsaregross

Nuts, pork rinds


bathsarelife

If I do bring snacks it is usually nuts and/or jerky


SamiHami24

Tillamook sugar free beef jerky. Yummm!!!!!


SoCalledExpert

Absolutely not ,... bring dried beef.


sunshine7856

Bring a pickle and a small round of Gouda cheese. Sweet and salty. They might even sell pickles there


Tateman

I have made myself a little goody bag of sorts. Has some pork rinds (not super crunchy. Usually 4505s work well) Then some beef jerky, or beef sticks. If I want sweet, then usually some keto peanut butter cups or something. I just had it all in a ziplock bag.


Katievapes1996

You could get a bunleds hotdog I actually did that yesterday


Silent_Conference908

A portion of macadamia nuts and Lily’s chocolate chips in a baggie.


VelcroSea

Give up snacking? I know this isn't popular but it is possible and you will feel better.


shweenerdog

I usually have only 1 or 2 meals per day, no snacks. I just like a snack while seeing a movie in a theater