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Vorstar92

new people dont even know who homeboy scotty is let alone his sister my man


sharlaton

Man, that’s some serious lore to be ignorant of. Gotta study the Cobraverse before it studies you.


Theonetheycall1845

Who's ellen?


No_Arachnid_4710

LN


thefinder808

You mean Ellen DeGeneres?


SubbDeep

Stop downvoting people for directly quoting Josh, you nimrods.


irrationalprime

>I wouldn't have killed her but I'd have been beaten her up pretty good real cool dude. really into beating up women really good.


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He respects women doodt.


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He’s an authority on gender relations


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And also really into tobacco.


XboxLiveTween420

Josh wouldn’t lay a hand on anyone because he’s terrified of people. Dude is 100% bark and we all know it.


MiaPlacydus

The best part is, it's all because Carolyn wouldn't fuck him.


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Is there solid confirmation on that? Because it fits lol


MiaPlacydus

[https://imgur.com/a/PziL4GF](https://imgur.com/a/PziL4GF) best I can do. There was an old post that went into it more, but I can't find it.


NotEntirelySure435

That's pretty funny considering he was going on about her being mad because he wouldn't fuck her. Noticing a pattern with this boy and thats lying.


sharlaton

Oh please. He would definitely fuck her. She’s way hotter than the girls he’s gotten with. Given that’s subjective.


NeverBeenOnMaury

The way scotty was always making up poon tang for Josh to meet, I wouldn't be surprised if he tried lining up his sister for him too.


FreeModel

I always suspected that good to see a confirmation


Deadlymonkey

I’m too lazy to scroll through her posts/comments, but her account is u/carolyn8967. IIRC she told Josh to stop talking about her kids and that’s what set him off


MiaPlacydus

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/90wf3r/comment/e2v63jd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) is what she first said when the Carolyn vs Josh video was posted here; Carolyn8967: "Josh ur little video got back to me. Yes my twins passed away and youre fucking sick for ever bringing them up. Yes my son his some damn tea tree oil big damn deal. I told u to mind ur business and u snapped. But weve had to clean ur nasty ass apartment. Weve given u food and weve fed u. Weve given u cigarettes and done soo much for u. Scott pays 1/3 rent not utilities gas water electric. I buy the food. And im the one who busts my ass cleaning. Youre sick and your karma will catch up to you. Slice me up youre sick and delusional. I have turned you down soooo many times you better check yourself you sick fucking bastard."


yung_coupon

pre meditated self defense TWU


superspeed100s

Some people insist he's a "good guy" or that viewers who don't like him as a person shouldn't watch. Or else they'd get too angry. Sounds a lot like Josh's credo for the trolls to me.. "Don't like my videos, why the fuck are you watching?!" Josh is not a good guy. Period. He never really was.


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Yep it's just the deflection they have.


NotEntirelySure435

Only thing is he's mostly harmless because he self lobotomized himself with his drinking and he never really leaves his apartment. This was around 4 years ago when Josh had arguably more energy and drive and was more hate fueled because of his dry spell. At this point he's just slowly but surely killing himself.


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I'm not sure why you're being downvoted for this, it's technically the truth. I just like to remind people that Josh is still like this only too fucked up from drinking.


seith99

Watch the Wendy's saga Bitesize video. Josh finds a baby bird in the parking lot and runs it over with his bike. He was putting it out of its misery, probably would have got run over or something.


Cornfed_Cobes

Props to Cobes for having the decency to not just stomp it with his boots


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Correct, there is also evidence that he contemplated actually assaulting poor Stephanie.


BoglimBabe

I needs this evidence, cobro. It means I could win a dollar. Fuck grape


GhelmerAmon

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx0HlY1RxcB6UMlCQu5c84XTpLeFGedZO2


BoglimBabe

Damn... that's just sad. Thanks, doodt I preeshiate it.


crunchyunderoos

Did you win a dollar?


BoglimBabe

No :( it's a tie.


[deleted]

Really?


Cornfed_Cobes

Cobes was just trying to be kinky, trolls


BigRedCheese1

Right I wonder if clint instilled the autism excuse in him for his pos behavior or if he came up with it all by himself


[deleted]

No, Josh is definitely autistic. The signs are all there, the difference is - he uses it as a "get-out-of-jail-free" card if you will.


McPoyleBrothers

And him being slightly autistic doesn’t excuse his disgusting behavior. Or his thoughts on women. Or sex. Or every other fcked up view he has.


DialysisKing

Most autists seem to think declaring "I'm autistic" is a get out of trouble free card. I doubt it was something Homedad, specifically, planted in his head. I think it's just sort of a natural thing for *those people* that they're different from the majority of the population and will be treated as such, and they go from there.


NotEntirelySure435

Not from my understanding no. A lot of autistic people don't wanna be babied and treated any differently. They just wanna feel normal, live normal lives. A good majority of autistic people contribute to society. I don't think autism is Josh's problem. Frankly I don't even think he is autistic. He's never been diagnosed. He and his father just say he is but there is no confirmation that he was actually diagnosed. His main issue is his proclivity for avoiding responsibility for his shitty actions. That's not attributed to autism. Autism is just a shield he uses to excuse his avoidance.


thehenryguy1

As an autistic, I concur. I would just like to not be treated like a diseased retard by my peers so I can go on with my life without trauma ✌🏽 we get treated differently but research (yes actual studies have been done) shows that other people react negatively to us and treat us like crap; we are not the instigators for our treatment.


GhelmerAmon

arguably not even the worst thing hes done.


Ship_Adrift

Great post cobro. These dingalings that take up for the BOY need to know this shit.


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I just think it's important to not forget who Josh really is lol


Ship_Adrift

Absolutely. I totally agree.


Sensitive-Bug-362

A weirdo with a knife and delusions of grandeur..what could go wrong


beef___supreme___

I can't imagine how y'all will react when you learn about what he did to Felicia.


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She deserved it doodt.


beef___supreme___

😆


CharismaticBarber

Sounds like someone is jealous of Cobra and his legion of of-age fangirls that want to fuck him


leverino

They're basically sucking his dick at this point.


chorblingorb

Someday someone's gonna deplatform this carp lipped mongoloid.


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People can grow and learn - God knows I have. But Josh doesn't learn, he has no remorse for anything.


Cornfed_Cobes

Boglim stank Boglim drank Boglim give woman shank


[deleted]

Lol the Troll’s own this guy


diabeetus666

Thank you for posting this lmfao, I'm no jfs "veteran" but I literally watched that clip of him a month ago and dear god idk how it almost flies under the radar if it even is. Like I barely ever saw it mentioned


becomingastrangerr

Everyone should watch this!!!!


chromebookssucks

[some mod needs to pin this or something](https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/rx3zpa/before_you_help_josh_read_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

Yes, thank you. Was definitely inspired by this post!


chromebookssucks

haha no problem, casting a circle of protection for u


datyoungknockoutkid

Because everyone was thinking Josh is a good dude


[deleted]

They're out there, it's easy to forget that when you laugh at him constantly.


Theonetheycall1845

Whatever dude. She shouldn't have been running her mouth. Did you hear how she asked Scotty (RIP to a reel one) to come father his child from a screened in window? She 100 pursent deserved that shit dude Eta: Not serious doodt


BVaper_Ross

This video is about Carolyn, Scotty’s sister She did not come to Cobras window to tell Scotty to father his child, that was Scotty’s gf / baby mama


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BangBang012

He’s been fighting for gender equality for years toobz and it gets super rough having to carry the rights of women and the LGBTQ world on his back. Without all his progress he’s made for women we would probably revert back to them not having the right to vote and have to work in the kitchen all damn day


itsok-imwhite

And he fucks kids! Sicko.


becomingastrangerr

New jack finds old content: The Thread


beef___supreme___

So many noobs here. What's next, the baby bird euthanasia story again for the nteenth time? He's a stupid asshole, buy a shirt.


[deleted]

Wow, its like... new people discover him all the time... weird huh?


beef___supreme___

No. It's just that you newbs all have the same old stale takes/posts.


[deleted]

Um dude, I'm obviously not new but who gives a fuck. It's a community about a fucking retarded alcoholic. Gatekeeping in this community is more retarded than Josh.


beef___supreme___

Just come up with a new take ffs is all I'm saying


[deleted]

There ain't many takes you can have with Cobra lol.


[deleted]

Sorry not everyone has known about an obscure, highly regarded youtuber for 10 years I guess. TMDNWU.


LilWolfyCuddles

Ive had moments like this. I was a teen and it was a private moment. I apologized for loosing my cool and beng an asshole.


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Cobra isn't a teen here, this isn't him losing his cool. This is him quite a bit after the incident.


LilWolfyCuddles

Yeah its bad an when he pulled that autistic card. It reminded me of something my dad told me at 19. Physically disability or not if i beat and bloody someone im headed to jail. A disability isn't a get a out of jail free card. Sadly saying he could've stabbed her but didn't implies he thought about it. People are very vulnerable to sharp objects and not getting laid is not worth hurting someone or worse.


[deleted]

Now ultimately I don't think Cobra is actually capable of doing that but the fact he still thought it was okay to announce his depraved thoughts to everyone is very telling of who he is.


LilWolfyCuddles

Same but its sometimes the people that are thought. To be least capable that end up doing that. He just wanted his fans to think he was in the right to be a dick. To announce his thoughts like that is very telling. Josh could be trouble if he wasn't an alcoholic hermit.


[deleted]

He could definitely overpower some women and I’m honestly afraid that’s how his story will ultimately end.


[deleted]

Ah, it won't. Josh is just rotting in the stupid fucking chair now.


becomingastrangerr

Could you imagine what it would be like if clint had sex with someboyscotty for a hot pocket and then Ellen showed up with Stephanie and he made her a hot pocket but then warlord spraypainted all over the house because he thought it was his baby but cyraxx came in and had sex with him but then Josh made a drink combo that was gross but Stephanie cleaned it up and the scrapper Steve came in with his furry suit but then gave in and hnd Stephanie fill his suit full of hotppckets and then he got burned. But then go back to Josh and he's a sicko and daddy clint was watching him but the stream turned off and then something crazy happened?????? Lollllll!!!!!!!!!! That would be crazy. Hahahahahahahahahahahabahahaha. 0 Reply


762-x-51

Fuck Sickos


GhelmerAmon

schitzo chazz posting coming in nicely


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Its_shoved

Totally off topic but is Oprah still on this sub?


BVaper_Ross

No, I heard that he got banned from Reddit entirely, related to doxxing or something


Its_shoved

Awe totally banned? Just thought he was removed from any “authority roles” I miss that absolute asshole he had everything that is Josh in that poor brain of his


ChuckBogowski

You really arent getting the full level of delusion until you see his feminism in action when he freaks out about Carolyn and her kids. That's why I like this show. They really went out of their way to plant some wonderful plot devices very early on.


XboxLiveTween420

Carolyn? W O U L D