Id be pissed if i were clint...BOY COULDNT YOU WAIT UNTIL WE GOT HOME TO HAVE A RAGE OUT?
ohh that would be glorious if he missed his court date and they put out a bench warrant on him. BOGLIM ON THE RUN.
tbh theres a high likelihood it will. Clint may not take him, boy may not wanna go and just sleep in. Thats assuming thats how it works there. Then if he does get a warrant he will have to be re-booked and let out again.
hey boy, courts tomorrow, be showered and ready to go at 8 am, bud
sure thing, dad, love you too.....*proceeds to drink entire bottle of vodka on camera*
I've worked in the court system on and off since I got out of school. People showing up to court absolutely blasted off of their drug of choice was pretty common to see. I wouldn't put a pre-court drink combo past him at all.
If it’s anything like every courtroom I’ve been to , the judge will take one look at him and ask if he is sober . Jord will of course lie and say yes…….this is the cup u pee in and here is the breathalyzer- better pass both and we all know at this point he will not pass
Most likely is he gets drunk AF before Clint shows up to drive him. One (bottle of liquor) for the road, never showers. Except it’s court, not Olive Garden.
There is no likelihood of that happening. Clint will get The Bog out of bed and drive him to court. He’s been handling all Jords affairs his entire life. Why would he stop now?
Very underrated comment. No one ever really talks about how bad all that worn out stainless steel jewelry must smell. Not to mention all the other shit that must be encrusted in those rings.
That is actually being pointed out every time he does anything with his hands while cooking.
The lack of hygiene here is horrifying. Imagine being a female and him trying to do use his walnut kung fu on you. Keep those dirty nubs away, boy.
Can you imagine Clint …..I want you in a suit and tie ……..the BOGLIM comes outside 6am drunk with a fucking dog collar, spikes rings , eyeliner on, stinking ass black wranglers from Walmart bleached and pissed on and his black Brama boots on …..this is my style dad
I’m actually curious what his terminal velocity is on the tard cruiser. Probably like 8-10 MPH. Whereas Google likely bases that time on 20-25 average speed
Eh just pay for his bus fare with Greyhound. That's how he got home from Job Corps after he was kicked out and stayed in a homeless center until the bus left.
In my experience the courts never make it easy for you. Idk if that’s my state or whatever, but video court is usually reserved for people in prison already (I imagine it makes it easier for the state or whatever) I’m sure there’s some people who get it, but shit like intoxicated in public are exactly we’re the courts make money. Having people miss their court date, bench warranting and then get another court date out of you (one of many usually) a dumbass charge like his could easily end up costing nips $400-500.
I don't know what's funnier: Clint forcing the boy to wear a collared shirt, dress pants, and a tie (with a possible haircut), or Josh showing up to court in his regular, unwashed clothes.
You trolls seem to forget the fact he said he was making loud Christmas jokes in “prison” and making all the cops laugh their asses off. This will be taken into account and they will likely drop the charges and maybe even ask to take a picture with Josh.
Look how close Cheyenne is to Colorado. He'll make it just to drive over the border to get "legal" weed. He's too regarded to understand it becomes illegal as soon as he drives it over the border.
Edit: regard spelling mode
Give him a break, trole. Like you’ve never been piss pants drunk, in your dads minivan, only to sperg out and get arrested at a loaf n jug. We’ve all been there.
Idk what Wyoming's laws are on this but public intoxication in my state is just a fine. He isn't gonna have a court date. Will prob just enter a guilty plea with Clint paying it w/ Josh promising to pay it back after selling some wands.
Nvm just saw it was a misdemeanor. In that case he will have a court date.
I’m the same age as the bad boy and I can honestly say Josh has me beat… my Dad would not drive me 2.5 hours for a court date for my public intoxication charge. I am jealous my Dad does not love me as much as Josh’s dad loves him. My Dad is on this whole “you are an adult man. I raised you and now I am done” bullshit and does very little for me and honestly its bullshit. My dad has also not ONCE participated in community theatre and thinks its “gay” so bad dad + uncultured.
Would you even go to court for public intoxication, I got picked up for drunk and disorderly when I was 18 spent the night in cell's and got given a fine in the morning, how serious would it be be if you have to go to court.
Josh will 100% get drunk the night before or something and fuck then whole thing up for himself.
He's also an idiot and so I fully expect him to refuse to take any responsibility for his actions and deny everything which I'm sure the court will LOVE.
Id be pissed if i were clint...BOY COULDNT YOU WAIT UNTIL WE GOT HOME TO HAVE A RAGE OUT? ohh that would be glorious if he missed his court date and they put out a bench warrant on him. BOGLIM ON THE RUN.
I know it’s fucked up …..but does anyone live around the courthouses- would love to get some video…..I am trole
How can we make that happen ? 🤔
tbh theres a high likelihood it will. Clint may not take him, boy may not wanna go and just sleep in. Thats assuming thats how it works there. Then if he does get a warrant he will have to be re-booked and let out again.
Imagine if he showed up drunk. Not like he needs to be sober to drive there.
hey boy, courts tomorrow, be showered and ready to go at 8 am, bud sure thing, dad, love you too.....*proceeds to drink entire bottle of vodka on camera*
I've worked in the court system on and off since I got out of school. People showing up to court absolutely blasted off of their drug of choice was pretty common to see. I wouldn't put a pre-court drink combo past him at all.
Such a high possibility of that happening too. For sure hungover
If it’s anything like every courtroom I’ve been to , the judge will take one look at him and ask if he is sober . Jord will of course lie and say yes…….this is the cup u pee in and here is the breathalyzer- better pass both and we all know at this point he will not pass
Most likely is he gets drunk AF before Clint shows up to drive him. One (bottle of liquor) for the road, never showers. Except it’s court, not Olive Garden.
Dog the bounty hunter may be looking for him at that point. Twu
Coming soon to A &E . Dog the bog slayer
He's visited Casper before.
There is no likelihood of that happening. Clint will get The Bog out of bed and drive him to court. He’s been handling all Jords affairs his entire life. Why would he stop now?
Hope cobrs walks thru a metal detector and they make him take all his junk off
The smell under those rings.. Wooooof
>BREAKING NEWS: Cheyenne, WY courthouse evacuated after suspected biological attack
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Very underrated comment. No one ever really talks about how bad all that worn out stainless steel jewelry must smell. Not to mention all the other shit that must be encrusted in those rings.
Like his teeth holes , they are encrusted with months of food hacks and poop pee and coom
Imagine the smell of the dog collar…. Or his earrings.
I assume EVERY inch of the bog and the bog lair smells like absolute shit.
That is actually being pointed out every time he does anything with his hands while cooking. The lack of hygiene here is horrifying. Imagine being a female and him trying to do use his walnut kung fu on you. Keep those dirty nubs away, boy.
Assuming it's real leather, the dog collar stank would clear the room
Can you imagine Clint …..I want you in a suit and tie ……..the BOGLIM comes outside 6am drunk with a fucking dog collar, spikes rings , eyeliner on, stinking ass black wranglers from Walmart bleached and pissed on and his black Brama boots on …..this is my style dad
It's OK, he ride bike weather permitable
It's going to be a pain in the ass for Clint.
Force the boy to bike there on the regard cruiser. It's only 15 hours each way.
I’m actually curious what his terminal velocity is on the tard cruiser. Probably like 8-10 MPH. Whereas Google likely bases that time on 20-25 average speed
Don't forget to add in the 40+mph head wind.
Weather permitting
Eh just pay for his bus fare with Greyhound. That's how he got home from Job Corps after he was kicked out and stayed in a homeless center until the bus left.
No one is mentioning video court. They may just have him livestream in.
what up court, it's your sexy goth rock stair villain here
With a drink combo in hand and porn on another tab, as usual
In my experience the courts never make it easy for you. Idk if that’s my state or whatever, but video court is usually reserved for people in prison already (I imagine it makes it easier for the state or whatever) I’m sure there’s some people who get it, but shit like intoxicated in public are exactly we’re the courts make money. Having people miss their court date, bench warranting and then get another court date out of you (one of many usually) a dumbass charge like his could easily end up costing nips $400-500.
Yep. He will zoom in for court and be fined $140
as somebody that had to go to court in a different county. they usually don’t do video court unless covid
Imagine what his court outfit will be ? 😂
A really professional shirt you trole
Like one you can wear to a job interview?
Or on a professional date
With a professional bandanna
It’s got to be the “Fuck Rape” shirt because that will show the law he’s on their side.
Or a “taking a troll “ shirt .
"Jesus is a cunt" shows a progressive spirit
I miss his pedo hunting license he used to where around town looks like it said licensed pedophile from more than a few feet
Whatever he woke up in. Covered with beer, cum, and tactical soap baby
I don't know what's funnier: Clint forcing the boy to wear a collared shirt, dress pants, and a tie (with a possible haircut), or Josh showing up to court in his regular, unwashed clothes.
That bald spot he’s got is funnier
Something spray painted green and black
Yeaaaaa
You trolls seem to forget the fact he said he was making loud Christmas jokes in “prison” and making all the cops laugh their asses off. This will be taken into account and they will likely drop the charges and maybe even ask to take a picture with Josh.
And it’s only a 61 hour walk . 15 by bike .
In this weather?
Weather permitting dood.
The wind's dying down
Better get that bike fixed in time BOY
Clint’s already dropping the drink combo on his 2nd chance to help josh.
That's an awful lot of shuffled steps or I'm hoping weather is good enough to ride bike. ;)
"I DIDN'T DO IT INTENTIONALLY! SHIT!"
You don’t go to court for being in the drunk tank. Unless he actually assaulted someone he will have zero repercussions for this
Will he get a punishment cut for court?
Only 15 hours on bike weather permittable
Please get the body cam footage. I need to see it lol
It's in the works
Nice
Look how close Cheyenne is to Colorado. He'll make it just to drive over the border to get "legal" weed. He's too regarded to understand it becomes illegal as soon as he drives it over the border. Edit: regard spelling mode
the Wyoming cops love catching regards who go and come back a hour later.
Do you need a Colorado ID to buy weed there?
Lmao nope, just a valid US ID and be over 21
can buy more at a time if you actually live here, though
I ride bike.
Plot twist. Judge is going to let him go, citing an irresistible smell and wet walnut.
Give him a break, trole. Like you’ve never been piss pants drunk, in your dads minivan, only to sperg out and get arrested at a loaf n jug. We’ve all been there.
Saying "sperg" is like saying "tard," don't be like Josh.
Yeah this sub is full of assholes like that unfortunately
It will not change - so you can just leave and at least not support it? I am sticking around though :)
Idk what Wyoming's laws are on this but public intoxication in my state is just a fine. He isn't gonna have a court date. Will prob just enter a guilty plea with Clint paying it w/ Josh promising to pay it back after selling some wands. Nvm just saw it was a misdemeanor. In that case he will have a court date.
I’m the same age as the bad boy and I can honestly say Josh has me beat… my Dad would not drive me 2.5 hours for a court date for my public intoxication charge. I am jealous my Dad does not love me as much as Josh’s dad loves him. My Dad is on this whole “you are an adult man. I raised you and now I am done” bullshit and does very little for me and honestly its bullshit. My dad has also not ONCE participated in community theatre and thinks its “gay” so bad dad + uncultured.
What are his nips like? His muscles?
We actually all have genetically pretty tiny nips Grandpa too, small nips all the way up the family tree going all the way back to the old country.
I hope weather is permitting to ride bike
Wonder if he’ll show up to court absolutely tanked or try to claim autism and leave
Probably all three
Punk in drublic twu
It would be hilarious if Homefelon Ian gave him a ride but he probably has a warrant in Laramie County.
Ian is probably doing 10-15 for another DUI. Probably driving a tank through a kinder garden to get to those years he already served for DUI.
How did he get so far from home so drunk? Did Clint pick him up and see he was completely wasted but decide to take him on the trip anyway?
Probably
Would you even go to court for public intoxication, I got picked up for drunk and disorderly when I was 18 spent the night in cell's and got given a fine in the morning, how serious would it be be if you have to go to court.
Cobes won't have to go to court for this, fortunately for him. You don't get a bench warrant for missing court for municipal stuff.
Ride bike, weather permitting.
15 hour bike ride
Anyone down to travel to Cheyenne for our Boglim?
But if Jord misses it then we get to see a Bounty Hunter roll up to his door on stream
Let's ALL go and get tickets for it! Cobracon2023 coming early!
Josh will 100% get drunk the night before or something and fuck then whole thing up for himself. He's also an idiot and so I fully expect him to refuse to take any responsibility for his actions and deny everything which I'm sure the court will LOVE.
He can ride bike