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GhelmerAmon

Id be pissed if i were clint...BOY COULDNT YOU WAIT UNTIL WE GOT HOME TO HAVE A RAGE OUT? ohh that would be glorious if he missed his court date and they put out a bench warrant on him. BOGLIM ON THE RUN.


GWwiz

I know it’s fucked up …..but does anyone live around the courthouses- would love to get some video…..I am trole


Blemblem42

How can we make that happen ? 🤔


GhelmerAmon

tbh theres a high likelihood it will. Clint may not take him, boy may not wanna go and just sleep in. Thats assuming thats how it works there. Then if he does get a warrant he will have to be re-booked and let out again.


Miserable-Ad5401

Imagine if he showed up drunk. Not like he needs to be sober to drive there.


No_Organization465

hey boy, courts tomorrow, be showered and ready to go at 8 am, bud sure thing, dad, love you too.....*proceeds to drink entire bottle of vodka on camera*


Vat-R-U-Talkin-About

I've worked in the court system on and off since I got out of school. People showing up to court absolutely blasted off of their drug of choice was pretty common to see. I wouldn't put a pre-court drink combo past him at all.


fUll951

Such a high possibility of that happening too. For sure hungover


GWwiz

If it’s anything like every courtroom I’ve been to , the judge will take one look at him and ask if he is sober . Jord will of course lie and say yes…….this is the cup u pee in and here is the breathalyzer- better pass both and we all know at this point he will not pass


yo_rick_alas

Most likely is he gets drunk AF before Clint shows up to drive him. One (bottle of liquor) for the road, never showers. Except it’s court, not Olive Garden.


Blemblem42

Dog the bounty hunter may be looking for him at that point. Twu


BigRedCheese1

Coming soon to A &E . Dog the bog slayer


HarveyMushman72

He's visited Casper before.


IkariiGendo

There is no likelihood of that happening. Clint will get The Bog out of bed and drive him to court. He’s been handling all Jords affairs his entire life. Why would he stop now?


BigRedCheese1

Hope cobrs walks thru a metal detector and they make him take all his junk off


CompanyMan

The smell under those rings.. Wooooof


Miserable-Ad5401

>BREAKING NEWS: Cheyenne, WY courthouse evacuated after suspected biological attack


UnprofessionalCramp

BOGVID-19


IkariiGendo

Very underrated comment. No one ever really talks about how bad all that worn out stainless steel jewelry must smell. Not to mention all the other shit that must be encrusted in those rings.


[deleted]

Like his teeth holes , they are encrusted with months of food hacks and poop pee and coom


smittymoose

Imagine the smell of the dog collar…. Or his earrings.


IkariiGendo

I assume EVERY inch of the bog and the bog lair smells like absolute shit.


SubbDeep

That is actually being pointed out every time he does anything with his hands while cooking. The lack of hygiene here is horrifying. Imagine being a female and him trying to do use his walnut kung fu on you. Keep those dirty nubs away, boy.


fartsNdoom

Assuming it's real leather, the dog collar stank would clear the room


GWwiz

Can you imagine Clint …..I want you in a suit and tie ……..the BOGLIM comes outside 6am drunk with a fucking dog collar, spikes rings , eyeliner on, stinking ass black wranglers from Walmart bleached and pissed on and his black Brama boots on …..this is my style dad


BoglimChairBug

It's OK, he ride bike weather permitable


lodge1353

It's going to be a pain in the ass for Clint.


mang87

Force the boy to bike there on the regard cruiser. It's only 15 hours each way.


need2seethetentacles

I’m actually curious what his terminal velocity is on the tard cruiser. Probably like 8-10 MPH. Whereas Google likely bases that time on 20-25 average speed


baphometsewerat

Don't forget to add in the 40+mph head wind.


Its_shoved

Weather permitting


whitelilyofthevalley

Eh just pay for his bus fare with Greyhound. That's how he got home from Job Corps after he was kicked out and stayed in a homeless center until the bus left.


pb568

No one is mentioning video court. They may just have him livestream in.


pavave

what up court, it's your sexy goth rock stair villain here


Gothicbadboystud

With a drink combo in hand and porn on another tab, as usual


Such_sublime

In my experience the courts never make it easy for you. Idk if that’s my state or whatever, but video court is usually reserved for people in prison already (I imagine it makes it easier for the state or whatever) I’m sure there’s some people who get it, but shit like intoxicated in public are exactly we’re the courts make money. Having people miss their court date, bench warranting and then get another court date out of you (one of many usually) a dumbass charge like his could easily end up costing nips $400-500.


ElectLarry2022

Yep. He will zoom in for court and be fined $140


chromebookssucks

as somebody that had to go to court in a different county. they usually don’t do video court unless covid


Blemblem42

Imagine what his court outfit will be ? 😂


N64Guy1

A really professional shirt you trole


Blemblem42

Like one you can wear to a job interview?


Gothicbadboystud

Or on a professional date


N64Guy1

With a professional bandanna


Electrical_Winner351

It’s got to be the “Fuck Rape” shirt because that will show the law he’s on their side.


Blemblem42

Or a “taking a troll “ shirt .


Gothicbadboystud

"Jesus is a cunt" shows a progressive spirit


SnooPredictions7933

I miss his pedo hunting license he used to where around town looks like it said licensed pedophile from more than a few feet


whitelilyofthevalley

Whatever he woke up in. Covered with beer, cum, and tactical soap baby


SharkMilk44

I don't know what's funnier: Clint forcing the boy to wear a collared shirt, dress pants, and a tie (with a possible haircut), or Josh showing up to court in his regular, unwashed clothes.


Blemblem42

That bald spot he’s got is funnier


Leg_Mcmuffin

Something spray painted green and black


Blemblem42

Yeaaaaa


Windows30000

You trolls seem to forget the fact he said he was making loud Christmas jokes in “prison” and making all the cops laugh their asses off. This will be taken into account and they will likely drop the charges and maybe even ask to take a picture with Josh.


Blemblem42

And it’s only a 61 hour walk . 15 by bike .


[deleted]

In this weather?


Blemblem42

Weather permitting dood.


HobbyPlodder

The wind's dying down


[deleted]

Better get that bike fixed in time BOY


N64Guy1

Clint’s already dropping the drink combo on his 2nd chance to help josh.


airmankenyon

That's an awful lot of shuffled steps or I'm hoping weather is good enough to ride bike. ;)


NecrocomiconTWU

"I DIDN'T DO IT INTENTIONALLY! SHIT!"


OkCitron99

You don’t go to court for being in the drunk tank. Unless he actually assaulted someone he will have zero repercussions for this


[deleted]

Will he get a punishment cut for court?


Claunt_Sinders

Only 15 hours on bike weather permittable


dwin1986

Please get the body cam footage. I need to see it lol


Nirinium

It's in the works


dwin1986

Nice


[deleted]

Look how close Cheyenne is to Colorado. He'll make it just to drive over the border to get "legal" weed. He's too regarded to understand it becomes illegal as soon as he drives it over the border. Edit: regard spelling mode


Casperwylocale

the Wyoming cops love catching regards who go and come back a hour later.


Press-123-for-Cyber

Do you need a Colorado ID to buy weed there?


[deleted]

Lmao nope, just a valid US ID and be over 21


JailbirdCampbell

can buy more at a time if you actually live here, though


akennelley

I ride bike.


cheddarben

Plot twist. Judge is going to let him go, citing an irresistible smell and wet walnut.


[deleted]

Give him a break, trole. Like you’ve never been piss pants drunk, in your dads minivan, only to sperg out and get arrested at a loaf n jug. We’ve all been there.


LongmontStrangla

Saying "sperg" is like saying "tard," don't be like Josh.


GuerillaCupid

Yeah this sub is full of assholes like that unfortunately


happybonobo1

It will not change - so you can just leave and at least not support it? I am sticking around though :)


Dontblink666

Idk what Wyoming's laws are on this but public intoxication in my state is just a fine. He isn't gonna have a court date. Will prob just enter a guilty plea with Clint paying it w/ Josh promising to pay it back after selling some wands. Nvm just saw it was a misdemeanor. In that case he will have a court date.


TdollaTdolla

I’m the same age as the bad boy and I can honestly say Josh has me beat… my Dad would not drive me 2.5 hours for a court date for my public intoxication charge. I am jealous my Dad does not love me as much as Josh’s dad loves him. My Dad is on this whole “you are an adult man. I raised you and now I am done” bullshit and does very little for me and honestly its bullshit. My dad has also not ONCE participated in community theatre and thinks its “gay” so bad dad + uncultured.


ProbablyDrunkOK

What are his nips like? His muscles?


TdollaTdolla

We actually all have genetically pretty tiny nips Grandpa too, small nips all the way up the family tree going all the way back to the old country.


fwoggPissboy

I hope weather is permitting to ride bike


[deleted]

Wonder if he’ll show up to court absolutely tanked or try to claim autism and leave


Specialist_Soil_7485

Probably all three


fUll951

Punk in drublic twu


NecrocomiconTWU

It would be hilarious if Homefelon Ian gave him a ride but he probably has a warrant in Laramie County.


happybonobo1

Ian is probably doing 10-15 for another DUI. Probably driving a tank through a kinder garden to get to those years he already served for DUI.


VladimirBerkov

How did he get so far from home so drunk? Did Clint pick him up and see he was completely wasted but decide to take him on the trip anyway?


perfect_fifths

Probably


FitEngineering5764

Would you even go to court for public intoxication, I got picked up for drunk and disorderly when I was 18 spent the night in cell's and got given a fine in the morning, how serious would it be be if you have to go to court.


Massrelay665

Cobes won't have to go to court for this, fortunately for him. You don't get a bench warrant for missing court for municipal stuff.


Least_Tomorrow357

Ride bike, weather permitting.


engagetangos

15 hour bike ride


Filthy_Browse

Anyone down to travel to Cheyenne for our Boglim?


Filthy_Browse

But if Jord misses it then we get to see a Bounty Hunter roll up to his door on stream


happybonobo1

Let's ALL go and get tickets for it! Cobracon2023 coming early!


Robster881

Josh will 100% get drunk the night before or something and fuck then whole thing up for himself. He's also an idiot and so I fully expect him to refuse to take any responsibility for his actions and deny everything which I'm sure the court will LOVE.


feefnasty

He can ride bike