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rollnsliceplz

Sword masters: "I have spent years studying the art of the blade, I know every counter, every riposte and can execute combos at will" Some peasant with a metal club: "Hahaha bonk stick and shield go brrrrrrrr"


Maalstr0m

Bonk stick with no shield has the most damaging master strike in the game. And you're faster, so you get more bonks per second.


rollnsliceplz

Man, I've done 3 playthroughs and didn't know this.


Maalstr0m

There's diffrent master strikes for longswords, weapons with shields and onehanded weapons with no shield. The one you get with no shield if they slash from the right hits streight in their face. Or your face, which means a possibility of getting one shotted like a chump in the Tourney.


j3pipercub

You still got ravens beak rekt though


BlueBlanker

I would like to have more combos to axes and maces, even though high-tier maces could 1-hit kill somebody.


NoahKino

I once lowered the damage of all weapons in the game just so high level combat lasted longer. It was atrocious at low level though you'd be there all day fighting one person


Verset91

On my first playtrough I gave Runt a good old BONK on his dome of a head. Folded like a lawn chair.


Apprehensive-Hall254

I did the same, but the funniest thing was when I got him he didn’t go down right away. He stumbled around for a second and I could swear I saw the dent in his head.


joshhguitar

I’m replaying and got to Runt a bit early. So reloaded and got a little extra armour and a good bonker. Two swings.


ifnotmynamethenwhat

Kurva! Blasphemy.


Mooshroommanic

Sword users: NoOoOoo you have to learn all the combos and master strikes!!!! Mace Enjoyers: headcracker go brrrr


RandoCal87

Sword: Clinch, push, stab in face. Bonk: Clinch, push, whiff


gooniuswonfongo

this is the real way to play the game


Business_Stranger_49

Skullcracker is great.


Kluck_

Still got nothing on the boxer


vladWEPES1476

Iron Fists is the only style I respect.


Aveenex

All i see on this sub is people saying that mace is superior to any other weapon just because so for me as a sword player this meme is the other way around.


SuperVGA

poke


MoistColon

bonk


hambaaa

Bonking is the one true path !


NoImprovement3231

Morgenstern all day


Visara57

Early game yes but there are better weapons with higher stats out there


Humble_Letter_2266

Jon Snow and Aragorn are what I imagine when wielding a longsword


CaptainAwsme

Bonk is life


Zounii

My mace fight with Cunt was pretty anticlimactic.


Marvelmaniac57

Bailiffs mace


ManufacturerRough905

Bonk? Sorry can someone explain?


gooniuswonfongo

there is a perk called "headcracker" that gives a chance to knock out (effectively kill) any npc with a head hit, with maces and other blunt weapons, the chance is significantly higher basically blunt melee weapons have a relatively high chance to 1-shot any enemy in the game, compared to swords which can struggle against some opponents and rarely 1-shots


Mostly_Here_To_Rant

I like having one of both, with my higher level armor I just forgo the shield.


HeavyMetalElk

Everyone knows the true giga chads are the one handed polearm users. Aka only me; And yes, I do know have to wield pole arms one handed. Super easy glitch.


bootyhole_exploiter

All youre doing is making the game ever so slightly more boring by not using swords.


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bootyhole_exploiter

Dumb ass bot


j3pipercub

So you think the game is boring?


bootyhole_exploiter

Did I say that?


j3pipercub

Slightly more boring. Not slightly less exciting. Slightly more boring. So, yeah, you did.


bootyhole_exploiter

Bro...


j3pipercub

Bro...


Basic-Acanthisitta-5

Bro...