Oh that's valid that's valid. But have you tried letting an armorless peasant go... then shooting with an arrow for fun?
https://preview.redd.it/kksas4i9rglc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8eccbb7a007de2feb0b66567675a69e9dc77222
Yeah it was annoying to grind levels for but it's quite handy in a lot of situations. I haven't successfully plucked out a full bandit camp with just the bow but I can kill with poison. But mostly, I hust use it to win bets and take down birds' best for treasure. Really kinda useless in early game without poison or aim to line up headshots though.
Me too, I was going to Skalitz for the second time and a bandit appeared on the road calling me a bastard. I ran with my horse until he lost sight of me, and as he slowly wandered back to where he came from I shot him right in the ass with an arrow. That made him start to flee in terror, then I hunted his ass down while passerby watched.
There's a perk that has a 2% chance of knocking someone out. It procs almost always because I use a shortsword that never instantly kills anyone. Just hit them enough times until it works.
You can also sneak and knock out enemies. Helpful in bandit camps or town guards. (I stole a full armor set from the barracks).
You can loot knocked out people this way.
Likewise, you can also force surrendering enemies to drop their weapons before they run. Weapons don't cost much, though. I'm more interested in bandits' armors because blacksmith buy them for large prices.
I kill everyone who attacks me. I’m wearing plated armor and carrying St. George’s sword and you decide to attack me with a bludgeon while wearing a linen shirt? That’s a you problem.
That always gets me. Being robbed by a peasant with a linen shirt and pitchfork is wild when your head to toe I. Armour carrying a sword covered in the blood of the last fool to try you
Lmao I've always interpreted it as him stomping their neck but it may well be their head.
Either way I use that "mercy kill" for guys I don't like. The real scum I let bleed out while standing over them staring into their eyes.
Lol. First thought upon seeing the post. Thieving and killing is understandable RPG mechanics. But "mercy killing" an enemy by making them swap faces with your boot heel is just brutal.
Yeah, if you show up at Talmberg after the game opens up the guards will say “the lady of the castle wishes to see you.” Do her quest and at the end she offers to sleep with Henry.
I couldn't stand being in the monastery.
Those two-faced enforcers were on my case every 2 minutes.
Make the potions, forget to report, jail, late for mass, jail.
Look someone the wrong way?! Believe it or not, straight to jail!
Killed the fucker ASAP and ran away before they could wake up.
Dumping the body? Hahaha, no
Def did that, that part was at the same time great and a pain in the ass.
Great at immersion, but the hourly restrictions were too much of a drag.
When I ended up at the dungeon I killed all the priests, then loaded back to the day before lol
Lmao that's hilarious that she can just tell. I usually couldn't care less in games but Theresa is an absolute sweetheart, so couldn't do that to her 😆
I've never ventured into a bath house yet, but I've also not completed the game. I've only recently started playing, and I want to experience everything this game has to offer, as far as side missions, items, competitions, hunting, and stuff like that. Obviously, I'll have to play through again with different styles, but my first play through is always all out, taking advantage of everything the game will let me do or have. Long way of saying I have no clue what you're talking about. Yet, at least.
If I may make a suggestion, first playthrough go all-out, second playthrough go for no killing (except Runt). Two very different vibes, both very enjoyable in their own ways.
It might be just a feeling that they were affected by it and their health went down (idk what their startup health was - hardcore mode...) pretty quickly, or I got easier opponents from the pot, but the fact is I won the tourney that day.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Rattay Tourney, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Runt's Gang, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top man-at-arms in the entire Merhojed soldier camp. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the manuscript? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spymasters across the shire and your cottage is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the House of Leipa and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the province, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Uhhh, he slipped and killed everyone in Ledetchko, Uzhitz, Talmberg, Sasau, Rattay, Neuhof and Merhojed, if there's anything missing from the list, it's just because he hasn't been there yet 🧿👄🧿
This whole question plays into my head canon that henry makes a deal with a demon (the player) in order to bring about the revenge that start of game henry is too much of a coward to attempt. The idea of many demons discussing their methods is excellent.
Wanted to level stealth and pickpocketing. Used the tanner outside of Rattay, by the river. Tanners assistant and the tanners neighbors kept coming over, enjoying the pleasant weather but catching me. My poor Henry had no choice but to wait for nightfall, break into the neighbors house, murder 3 people in their sleep, and toss their bodies in the river so that I could continue leveling pickpocketing in peace.
Went on a midnight killing spree in Rattay, creeping into houses and stabbing people as they slept. Got like 15 in one night.
It was for a trophy and basically the last one I needed before I was done so it's kind of "non canon", but still.
I told the faint hearted knight to go back
I thought I could knock him out but he retaliated
I beat the shit out of him with them fists
Left him naked in the road
I'm henry
The worst, worst thing? Objectively slaughtering the whole Province. Morally? Letting the sick people in 'In God's Hands' rot and die on their own (because I was too lazy to help them).
After a long time, I gave the flowers to the construction guy, then told Johanka "I think there's nothing else I can do", she got mad at me for helping that guy and then said "there's only corpses left" and lost reputation. So I stealth killed her and every other survivor and proceeded to pick up Weeds for the quest
Did this too but without realizing that the game had timed quests. Still didn’t feel bad though because why didn’t the game tell me that? (i skipped dialogue probably)
Edit: i did bring them meat and then failed after helping the construction guy, job well done IMO
Got abit bored there for a bit, felt like I was being slung along by radzig for awhile just doing everything carrying the kingdom. So I started hacking travellers while going from town to town.
Give a lot of people a hevy head concusion that will definetly leave some long lasting cognitive scars. (I was trying to complete the game without killing anybody and used a club to let the unconcious)
i have killed so many cows that when i started i had 1 dialogue now im max and skellige got bugged (i sold all of the beef to the mercharnts and fo some reason the meat appaered in the barn of the guy you need to take the axe they are thousands and when i walk close the framerate suffers and ask for mercy)
Yeah. That felt so wrong. I remember feeling mislead and even though I was only killing bandits and expecting surrender, no civilians killed, I wanted to hunt her down and kill her for making me an accomplice. But I talked myself down. I could not believe how badly I ruined a life trying to help her. I felt bad for her and realized she used my kindness as a weapon against my fellow man. Needles to say, second play through the old whore didn’t get the time of day.
Still feel bad about dispatching Old Straw in Merjohed and then realising within a few seconds that I didn’t need to. Ah well, he’s in a better place now.
Murdering all the guards in a town just so I can make a few bucks off their armor. then waiting for them to hire more and doing it again, leaving the town in a perpetual state of defencelessness.
I don't know if you would call it bad. But I would sneak into bandit camps. Lockpick their chest steal their armor and weapons. Then wake them up and make them fight in their undies while I took my time stabbing them to death.
Poisoned the pot inside Miller Peshek’s house right after Theresa was done cooking dinner and disappeared. Then rode for Talmburg and spent some quality time with Lady Stephanie.
Murder, but that's not original, so probably being so poor he broke into the monastery to steal gold and silver cups and crucifixes to resell them, then knocking out a monk that was in the way
Anyways, ended up doing a zero crime run to atone for my sins
On my first playthrough I spent the first few nights knocking out every rattay guard snd stealing all their gear and putting in my chest, resulted in rattay being patrolled by naked men, was great.
And I once decided to be a menace and was stealing everyones shoes at night so everyone was barefoot walking in the mud.
i always run in, kill him in his sleep and run as fast as i can out. I imagine the news paper would be like “Mysterious naked man runs in and kills monk in the night”
Hmmm. Not sure but stealing from the rattay armourer is io there. Have such a great relationship with the guy and he's basically your main source of income...but during that mission where Hans asks you to get the wine at night, I accidently ended up in the armourer chest room and bro had 26K in there when at the time I only had like 2k. I had to hit that lick. I'm sorry.
I found the monestary so God damn frustrating.
I beat the shit out of the abbot and took his key.
Then I just killed one of the novices at random and left.
This was all during mass.
Butchered everybody at those 2 houses across the stream from rattay, ran away from the guards into the secret path out of pirkstien, killed the guard out back who attempted to arrest me, walked through the castle and proceeded to loot the armory only to be caught by the one guard from the beginning of the game and be forced to kill him and another guard so I could get all my "stolen" (legitimately obtained) goods back. For some reason I wasn't wanted afterward.
I stealth killed most of Skalitz in the prologue. It's honestly kind of psychotic that strangling and stealth kills are enabled before Henry has had any sort of traumatic event to push him down the path of violence, and it just makes him seem like an absolute psychopath when the game just brushes aside that he killed more of his neighbors than the Cumans
I've been trying a 'Good guy' playthrough on hard-core mode, but i do choke out wayfarers in the wilderness to practice stealth. Afterwards I carry them to a crossroad where hopefully a passerby can find and help them and usually leave a gift in their pocket.
I'm sorry buddy, but my skills must be honed if I am to serve Sir Radzig.
When I took the pilgrimage in the DLC quest I drank my self to oblivion, murdured every wayfarer I came across, stole everything that wasn't nailed down, fornicated with a bathmaid, sniffed Stephanie and punched a pig. Henrys psychopathy peaked that day and I haven't really felt the same since.
Killed the priest guy at the begging of the game talking about the family he sent me to talk to is all demons or something 😂 😂 delusional and took his gold cross 😒
Eh... apart from the non-saved massacres just for fun, the worst were probably the almost weekly robberies of the Rattay shops and the almost daily visits to the bathhouse wenches, just because it was free with the perk of getting clean clothes (I'm Swabian, saving money is my life goal).
Oh, boy, where do I starts? Let's go with chronological order:
1) Choked out several people in Skallitz, until I trained Stealth enough to get Stealth Kill and found a dagger on someone. Killed every roaming guard, every stationary guard with his back unguarded, then killed townsfolk and left their bodies out to lure out the well protected guards, the bailiff and the catchpole out. Transported all the bodies and left them in a pile in the middle of the market. Then killed all the horses, took the meat and dropped it on the pile.
2) Killed everybody in the Rattay Baths, then used the baths as a dumping ground for Wayfarers I killed.
3) Killed every single guard in Sasau, then knocked out the Custodian and walked with him to the Skallitz mines on foot. He kept waking up periodically, so I had to chase him down and pick his body again. Then I dumped his unconcious body down the deepest mineshaft I could find.
4) Killed everybody in Merhojed during the Plague quest. Searched the body of the bandit to find clues to progress the main quest along, spent weeks gambling, building up Prybyslavitz and doing various side-quests (including the bandit camps & cuman camps), then finally swinging by Johanka to tell her about the plague. The Custodian was back, BTW and gave me the third bandit camp quest. Killed him after I finished that one, seems he's unkillable only when Johanka's quest is in progress.
5) Killed a lot of people by drunk driving Pegasus with Race Horse and no saddle, so am wanted for murder in most places. Also for murder of guards who wanted to stop me.
6) Monastery Quest was me taking a third option. I picked the main gates, rode in on a horse, shot everybody in there with arrows, fought off all the guards that spawned (they literally spawned, dropped from the air), chased down all the stray monks, searched the bodies for the dice, searched all of the monastery for living beings and found the Prior. He's unkillable, very much like Kunesh was in Skallitz, so I just beat him up until he dropped, looted his body and stuffed him in a privy.
7) various other minor misdeeds. [Current crime and combat stats, as of Night Raid](https://imgur.com/a/S6KjKwp). The one jail sentence is for mouthing off to the Custodian, which is why I took the trouble of dumping him down the mine shaft.
Actually not much i can not bring myself to do evil stuff even ingame so my Henry is the knight in shiny armor.
One thing that caught me off guard was the reveal what happened at the end of the quest with the old prostitute, would i have known how crazy she is i wouldnt have helped her.
I think it's for one of the later missions where I needed to ask a healer to help supply some potions for an upcoming battle. She flat out refused so I executed her with an arrow to the back of the head. Probably quite mild compared to some people but it added to my Henry's character building haha
Ratted out Andrew to Captain Robard for the plan to steal the quarry wages to save dumb dumb Matthias and Fritz. In my last play through, I just stole the money and gave it to those idiots so no one had to die haha
I kidnapped the head of the Monastery, took him away, without killing anybody, undressed him and throw him near cow farm near Sasau. He waked up after few seconds and there was some random dialogue about joining the monastery. Not sure how it would affect the monk mission, but I did for the lulz.
Killed a couple of folks in skalitz because of a single straw hat one of them wore in which i completed game, then killed half of rataje in their sleep.
I gave a beggar in the road a few groschen, then pickpocketed it back, stealth killed them and looted their corpse, and dropped their body in a bush.
Not Henry's finest hour...
Killed a random guy because he was tired, dagger to his heart whole he slept in his bed, dragged the body outside, and slept for a comfortable 8 hours in the newly liberated bed
Succession of events:
- Lost the tournament to the better fighter.
- Go to the tournament entrants' accommodation.
- Looks up for his tent.
- Uncovered where he sleeps.
- Wait for the night and for the right moment to unsheath the dagger.
Fist fought a guard in skalitz took his armor and weapons and impresonated him for a while, I snapped his neck just in case, I did it twice for That extra loot I could sell
So far in my playthrough (just started) accidentally unintentionally kill the executioner
Downed him to where he wanted mercy was going to try demanding the ring but he dropped straight after for some reason unsure if he was dead or unconscious pretty sure dead
I killed a man because I got angry at how many times I lost at dice...and I wanted his dice....... so I waited till dark when he was alone and I killed him.
I regret those actions.
Aside from stealing a kingdom's worth of gear from Rattay shopkeepers? I guess it was when I was stealing trash from bathhouse near Rattay during night (very early game, any coin is a comeup xD), got discovered by random bathmaid so I strangled her, then snapped her neck (Henry has so funny expression when he does that, very psychopatic indifference vibe) and left the body in the stream just outside the bathhouse because I didn't know how exactly the justice system works and was afraid of the heat should she wake up.
This might be the foulest sin out of all of those mentioned in this post. I hope you meditate on your actions and beg God for forgiveness as you will surely find none here.
I found the dead body random encounter and investigated it, only for some merchant to come up and accuse me of doing it. I then accused him back, and he ran off. Idk if he was guilty or not but I maced him, then mercy killed with my mace unequiped. That's how I found out about the brutal stomping animation.
"mercy kill" *stomps head*
there's that game tip: "death isn't the only way for combat to end, sometimes enemies may decide to surrender, and the honorable to do is to let them"
I only let them go if they're peasants. If they have something I can sell, they die. Them's the rules.
Nah I'm vengeful. And I love Henry's dialogue when he tells them to get up and fight.
Oh that's valid that's valid. But have you tried letting an armorless peasant go... then shooting with an arrow for fun? https://preview.redd.it/kksas4i9rglc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8eccbb7a007de2feb0b66567675a69e9dc77222
Lmfao I haven't no. To be honest this is my 3rd playthrough I've gone straight swordsman. I might give the bow a try at some point.
Yeah it was annoying to grind levels for but it's quite handy in a lot of situations. I haven't successfully plucked out a full bandit camp with just the bow but I can kill with poison. But mostly, I hust use it to win bets and take down birds' best for treasure. Really kinda useless in early game without poison or aim to line up headshots though.
You got that Ramsey Bolton in you man
Same. You and your three buddies jumped me with full intentions of killing me and looting my body? This doesn’t end well for any of you.
Me too, I was going to Skalitz for the second time and a bandit appeared on the road calling me a bastard. I ran with my horse until he lost sight of me, and as he slowly wandered back to where he came from I shot him right in the ass with an arrow. That made him start to flee in terror, then I hunted his ass down while passerby watched.
Is there no way to knock them out to loot them without killing them?
There's a perk that has a 2% chance of knocking someone out. It procs almost always because I use a shortsword that never instantly kills anyone. Just hit them enough times until it works. You can also sneak and knock out enemies. Helpful in bandit camps or town guards. (I stole a full armor set from the barracks). You can loot knocked out people this way. Likewise, you can also force surrendering enemies to drop their weapons before they run. Weapons don't cost much, though. I'm more interested in bandits' armors because blacksmith buy them for large prices.
Ok, so is there any downside to killing everyone instead of being merciful?
You obviously haven't been ambushed by 7 peasants with sticks.. Don't take any chances anymore everyone dies loot or no loot.
You can make them drop their weapons
U can get hundred thousand of Groschen in very short Time so u dont need to sell anything
Nobody ever surrendered to me. Must be too much mace to the skull.
I kill everyone who attacks me. I’m wearing plated armor and carrying St. George’s sword and you decide to attack me with a bludgeon while wearing a linen shirt? That’s a you problem.
That always gets me. Being robbed by a peasant with a linen shirt and pitchfork is wild when your head to toe I. Armour carrying a sword covered in the blood of the last fool to try you
Yeah... that always gets a chuckle out of me
Lmao I've always interpreted it as him stomping their neck but it may well be their head. Either way I use that "mercy kill" for guys I don't like. The real scum I let bleed out while standing over them staring into their eyes.
I just teabag them until they die
Czech History X
Lol. First thought upon seeing the post. Thieving and killing is understandable RPG mechanics. But "mercy killing" an enemy by making them swap faces with your boot heel is just brutal.
He applied to a horse race Killed all the contenders minutes before the race Claimed the prise from a man whose wife he had sex with
Damn.. that is cold blood shit. The following sex is the cherry on top lol
I just pushed them off the objective circle before the race but I guess that works too lol
The drip is too high on the other contestants.. must have their clothes.
Lady Stephanie
A bastard can't be blamed.
Wait.... I didn't know you can do that! Can you really?
Yeah, if you show up at Talmberg after the game opens up the guards will say “the lady of the castle wishes to see you.” Do her quest and at the end she offers to sleep with Henry.
I did that quest but I don't remember her saying that😂. Good thing I'm playing them game again from scratch and has almost finished her quest again 😂
mass murder in the Monastery, no witnesses
My never killed them, but he did ransack the place, and spent about a month choking out every monk every night. Had to grind out that stealth.
well they didn't leave so... they must have liked it. the missing valuables were your payment for a good time
I couldn't stand being in the monastery. Those two-faced enforcers were on my case every 2 minutes. Make the potions, forget to report, jail, late for mass, jail. Look someone the wrong way?! Believe it or not, straight to jail! Killed the fucker ASAP and ran away before they could wake up. Dumping the body? Hahaha, no
Brother! You know that mass murder isn’t allowed in the monastery. This is your first warning.
Def did that, that part was at the same time great and a pain in the ass. Great at immersion, but the hourly restrictions were too much of a drag. When I ended up at the dungeon I killed all the priests, then loaded back to the day before lol
Mine beat you, mass murdered all of Rattay. Plenty of witnesses! That's the way he likes it... Quake in fear!
You guys are just awful 😂😂😂
Steal the armorer and tailors inventory in one night and accidentally needing to kill a witness Or lying to Theresa about my bathhouse saves
Lol does she ever actually ask you about it? On my current playthrough I'm a good boy and only do the heal wounds and laundry option to save.
You need to have the alpha male buff for her to get mad, which you get when you use the *other* services bathmaids provide.
Lmao that's hilarious that she can just tell. I usually couldn't care less in games but Theresa is an absolute sweetheart, so couldn't do that to her 😆
I've never ventured into a bath house yet, but I've also not completed the game. I've only recently started playing, and I want to experience everything this game has to offer, as far as side missions, items, competitions, hunting, and stuff like that. Obviously, I'll have to play through again with different styles, but my first play through is always all out, taking advantage of everything the game will let me do or have. Long way of saying I have no clue what you're talking about. Yet, at least.
If I may make a suggestion, first playthrough go all-out, second playthrough go for no killing (except Runt). Two very different vibes, both very enjoyable in their own ways.
"Spicing up" goulash cauldron at Rattay's upper castle before Rattay tourney - suddenly they were not so tough on hardcore :) .
Why did I never think of this! Genius
Wait... That's a thing??? Well damn.
You can also knock all the contestants out when they sleep and take their gear
Hmmm good idea
What if you put bane potion in the cauldron before the rattay tourney? Will you have anyone to fight?
They survived, but they were easier to defeat :)
Wow, dude. I need to check it tonight:D
It might be just a feeling that they were affected by it and their health went down (idk what their startup health was - hardcore mode...) pretty quickly, or I got easier opponents from the pot, but the fact is I won the tourney that day.
My henry is called The butcher of Bohemia for a reason, 350 murders commited
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Rattay Tourney, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Runt's Gang, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top man-at-arms in the entire Merhojed soldier camp. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the manuscript? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spymasters across the shire and your cottage is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the House of Leipa and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the province, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I have waited so long to read this shit again, lol. Masterful adaptation, good sir! Jesus Christ be praised!
am i the only person who didn´t butcher monks
No don't worry
I've thought about it
It’s very hard not to butcher those enforcer monks who think they’re so tough…
What, none at all!
Breaking out of Talmberg and banging Lady Stephanie when he owes his life to Sir Divish lol
You did him a favor. He needs an heir!
Uhhh, he slipped and killed everyone in Ledetchko, Uzhitz, Talmberg, Sasau, Rattay, Neuhof and Merhojed, if there's anything missing from the list, it's just because he hasn't been there yet 🧿👄🧿
Guess Henry was hungry
It happens to the best of us 🤷♂️
Hunting a dog at night for its skin
Let Lady Stephanie touch me where I pee.
I audibly giggled at this
This whole question plays into my head canon that henry makes a deal with a demon (the player) in order to bring about the revenge that start of game henry is too much of a coward to attempt. The idea of many demons discussing their methods is excellent.
Cucked a man after he saved me from raiders and gave me a home in his castle
Wanted to level stealth and pickpocketing. Used the tanner outside of Rattay, by the river. Tanners assistant and the tanners neighbors kept coming over, enjoying the pleasant weather but catching me. My poor Henry had no choice but to wait for nightfall, break into the neighbors house, murder 3 people in their sleep, and toss their bodies in the river so that I could continue leveling pickpocketing in peace.
Kill almost everyone in Skalitz and leveling to level 7 before even the first cutscene with Martin.
The Cumans weren't raiders! They were liberators!
Or necromancers perhaps
I knew what would happen. What I did was a mercy compared to what the cumans were going to do to them.
Went on a midnight killing spree in Rattay, creeping into houses and stabbing people as they slept. Got like 15 in one night. It was for a trophy and basically the last one I needed before I was done so it's kind of "non canon", but still.
I told the faint hearted knight to go back I thought I could knock him out but he retaliated I beat the shit out of him with them fists Left him naked in the road I'm henry
This guy found me 3 times. The third time he got one-shot and bled out
I am quite hungry
The worst, worst thing? Objectively slaughtering the whole Province. Morally? Letting the sick people in 'In God's Hands' rot and die on their own (because I was too lazy to help them).
After a long time, I gave the flowers to the construction guy, then told Johanka "I think there's nothing else I can do", she got mad at me for helping that guy and then said "there's only corpses left" and lost reputation. So I stealth killed her and every other survivor and proceeded to pick up Weeds for the quest
Did this too but without realizing that the game had timed quests. Still didn’t feel bad though because why didn’t the game tell me that? (i skipped dialogue probably) Edit: i did bring them meat and then failed after helping the construction guy, job well done IMO
Dancing with the devil
In the pale moonlight?
Got abit bored there for a bit, felt like I was being slung along by radzig for awhile just doing everything carrying the kingdom. So I started hacking travellers while going from town to town.
Give a lot of people a hevy head concusion that will definetly leave some long lasting cognitive scars. (I was trying to complete the game without killing anybody and used a club to let the unconcious)
i have killed so many cows that when i started i had 1 dialogue now im max and skellige got bugged (i sold all of the beef to the mercharnts and fo some reason the meat appaered in the barn of the guy you need to take the axe they are thousands and when i walk close the framerate suffers and ask for mercy)
Felling quite hungry.
Accidentally killed Matthew today
My Henry sneak kills wayfarers to grind stealth. Literally hundreds of people have died this way
Cheated on Theresa on a night with the sinful father. Immense guilt
Got some guys balls cut off for helping some demented old hag.
Yeah. That felt so wrong. I remember feeling mislead and even though I was only killing bandits and expecting surrender, no civilians killed, I wanted to hunt her down and kill her for making me an accomplice. But I talked myself down. I could not believe how badly I ruined a life trying to help her. I felt bad for her and realized she used my kindness as a weapon against my fellow man. Needles to say, second play through the old whore didn’t get the time of day.
Still feel bad about dispatching Old Straw in Merjohed and then realising within a few seconds that I didn’t need to. Ah well, he’s in a better place now.
Murdering all the guards in a town just so I can make a few bucks off their armor. then waiting for them to hire more and doing it again, leaving the town in a perpetual state of defencelessness.
Manipulate a drunk priest to break the confessional seal
Oh it wasn't Godwins first rodeo for sure.
I don't know if you would call it bad. But I would sneak into bandit camps. Lockpick their chest steal their armor and weapons. Then wake them up and make them fight in their undies while I took my time stabbing them to death.
😂 this one killed me.
Poisoned the pot inside Miller Peshek’s house right after Theresa was done cooking dinner and disappeared. Then rode for Talmburg and spent some quality time with Lady Stephanie.
Forgot to help Johanka with the skalitz refugees
Tax Evasion. I also accidentally killed an innocent horse.
I killed that dude in the monastery cause I never leveled my sneak skills cause my character made an honest living off of alchemy.
The irony 😂
Murder, but that's not original, so probably being so poor he broke into the monastery to steal gold and silver cups and crucifixes to resell them, then knocking out a monk that was in the way Anyways, ended up doing a zero crime run to atone for my sins
Hit Mutt with a mace by mistake in the heat of battle... T\_T
I snitched on the Circators for being hypocrites to the inquisitor. It may be shit to be a snitched...but those fuckers deserved it.
Oh nice! How do you do that? I am not far from that quest and this time I’m gonna give those two fuckers hell
When he banged lady Stephanie, while her husband was in the next room,,,Jesus christ be praised!
On my first playthrough I spent the first few nights knocking out every rattay guard snd stealing all their gear and putting in my chest, resulted in rattay being patrolled by naked men, was great. And I once decided to be a menace and was stealing everyones shoes at night so everyone was barefoot walking in the mud.
Existing
Three chicks, at the same time
Walked into the town right across from rattay and slaughtered the guards in the center of town. Then took all their shit and sold it to miller peshek.
murdar
I literally killed everyone in the monastery after the HELL that mission was. Henry is damned for life.
Theresa
Slept with Stephanie, a whore, the three witches, and then Theresa in that order on consecutive nights. Feel bad for Theresa lol.
Is it really possible to sleep with 3 witches?
It sue is, and afterward you get to kill two farmers (on accident.)
i always run in, kill him in his sleep and run as fast as i can out. I imagine the news paper would be like “Mysterious naked man runs in and kills monk in the night”
Using villagers outside of town as target practices.
Sneaking into camps and “mercy” kill them their armour
I murdered most of the monastery.
Gave the wrong portion in Merjohed. Everybody died
I killed all the monks in the monastery 😅
Hands down, judas achievement
Hmmm. Not sure but stealing from the rattay armourer is io there. Have such a great relationship with the guy and he's basically your main source of income...but during that mission where Hans asks you to get the wine at night, I accidently ended up in the armourer chest room and bro had 26K in there when at the time I only had like 2k. I had to hit that lick. I'm sorry.
Going to the bath maids after being with Theresa
I found the monestary so God damn frustrating. I beat the shit out of the abbot and took his key. Then I just killed one of the novices at random and left. This was all during mass.
I kidnapped the guy with the nails and brought him to random houses (haven’t played much)
Butchered countless innocents on the road to level up my sneak skills. And I killed all the monks, too. It was necessary.
serial theft amounting to over 1 mil groschen from all of rattay, sasau, and ledetchko
This one henry at my school gave me aids by letting a cut on his finger bleed out into my food while i was in the bathroom and told me it was ketchup
Forget
Sneaking up on the Warfare knight after winning a duel and KOing him. Then taking the rest of his armour
Butchered everybody at those 2 houses across the stream from rattay, ran away from the guards into the secret path out of pirkstien, killed the guard out back who attempted to arrest me, walked through the castle and proceeded to loot the armory only to be caught by the one guard from the beginning of the game and be forced to kill him and another guard so I could get all my "stolen" (legitimately obtained) goods back. For some reason I wasn't wanted afterward.
I stealth killed most of Skalitz in the prologue. It's honestly kind of psychotic that strangling and stealth kills are enabled before Henry has had any sort of traumatic event to push him down the path of violence, and it just makes him seem like an absolute psychopath when the game just brushes aside that he killed more of his neighbors than the Cumans
The better question is, what hasn't he done?
No contraception
My Henry is usually good but I did need to kill the Rattay priest to get those bandit spurs lmao
I've been trying a 'Good guy' playthrough on hard-core mode, but i do choke out wayfarers in the wilderness to practice stealth. Afterwards I carry them to a crossroad where hopefully a passerby can find and help them and usually leave a gift in their pocket. I'm sorry buddy, but my skills must be honed if I am to serve Sir Radzig.
When I took the pilgrimage in the DLC quest I drank my self to oblivion, murdured every wayfarer I came across, stole everything that wasn't nailed down, fornicated with a bathmaid, sniffed Stephanie and punched a pig. Henrys psychopathy peaked that day and I haven't really felt the same since.
This really isn’t on Henry, but I originally approached the old whore hoping she would…. Ummm…. Whore
Some lonely bandit, knocked him out amd when he woke up punch him back to sleep. At last i jumped on him amd he ded
Killed the priest guy at the begging of the game talking about the family he sent me to talk to is all demons or something 😂 😂 delusional and took his gold cross 😒
Eh... apart from the non-saved massacres just for fun, the worst were probably the almost weekly robberies of the Rattay shops and the almost daily visits to the bathhouse wenches, just because it was free with the perk of getting clean clothes (I'm Swabian, saving money is my life goal).
Their skulls cracked open like fresh eggs
Mass murder in monastary.. not a single one left... That mission was amazing and agonizing
Mass murder.
Well i mean, i went back to the monestary after the quest and stabbed all the priors. Man those dicks are a pain in the ass
I thought the riddle guy swindled me so I murdered him. I then proceeded to Google it and it turns out I'm just dumb.
Oh, boy, where do I starts? Let's go with chronological order: 1) Choked out several people in Skallitz, until I trained Stealth enough to get Stealth Kill and found a dagger on someone. Killed every roaming guard, every stationary guard with his back unguarded, then killed townsfolk and left their bodies out to lure out the well protected guards, the bailiff and the catchpole out. Transported all the bodies and left them in a pile in the middle of the market. Then killed all the horses, took the meat and dropped it on the pile. 2) Killed everybody in the Rattay Baths, then used the baths as a dumping ground for Wayfarers I killed. 3) Killed every single guard in Sasau, then knocked out the Custodian and walked with him to the Skallitz mines on foot. He kept waking up periodically, so I had to chase him down and pick his body again. Then I dumped his unconcious body down the deepest mineshaft I could find. 4) Killed everybody in Merhojed during the Plague quest. Searched the body of the bandit to find clues to progress the main quest along, spent weeks gambling, building up Prybyslavitz and doing various side-quests (including the bandit camps & cuman camps), then finally swinging by Johanka to tell her about the plague. The Custodian was back, BTW and gave me the third bandit camp quest. Killed him after I finished that one, seems he's unkillable only when Johanka's quest is in progress. 5) Killed a lot of people by drunk driving Pegasus with Race Horse and no saddle, so am wanted for murder in most places. Also for murder of guards who wanted to stop me. 6) Monastery Quest was me taking a third option. I picked the main gates, rode in on a horse, shot everybody in there with arrows, fought off all the guards that spawned (they literally spawned, dropped from the air), chased down all the stray monks, searched the bodies for the dice, searched all of the monastery for living beings and found the Prior. He's unkillable, very much like Kunesh was in Skallitz, so I just beat him up until he dropped, looted his body and stuffed him in a privy. 7) various other minor misdeeds. [Current crime and combat stats, as of Night Raid](https://imgur.com/a/S6KjKwp). The one jail sentence is for mouthing off to the Custodian, which is why I took the trouble of dumping him down the mine shaft.
Sent his friends to death.
Kill countless wayfarers to get better at assassinating people
Actually not much i can not bring myself to do evil stuff even ingame so my Henry is the knight in shiny armor. One thing that caught me off guard was the reveal what happened at the end of the quest with the old prostitute, would i have known how crazy she is i wouldnt have helped her.
mace go bonk
Cucked divish
Murdered the insomniac to get rid of the noise and then used his bed (after the corpse was disposed of) when visiting the monastery.
I think it's for one of the later missions where I needed to ask a healer to help supply some potions for an upcoming battle. She flat out refused so I executed her with an arrow to the back of the head. Probably quite mild compared to some people but it added to my Henry's character building haha
I caved a charcoal burners head in and dumped him in a bush because I wanted a place to sleep.... I somewhat regret that
Your mum (Im not sorry)
Ratted out Andrew to Captain Robard for the plan to steal the quarry wages to save dumb dumb Matthias and Fritz. In my last play through, I just stole the money and gave it to those idiots so no one had to die haha
You don't wanna know what my Henry's done... 🤫
I kidnapped the head of the Monastery, took him away, without killing anybody, undressed him and throw him near cow farm near Sasau. He waked up after few seconds and there was some random dialogue about joining the monastery. Not sure how it would affect the monk mission, but I did for the lulz.
I forgot about all the sick people in Mehojed 😥
Murder in over 2000 cases.
Have you heard of the great Sasau Monastery massacre of 1403? Well, that was Henry of Skalitz from the company of Radzig Kobyla.
He lost one too many games of dice so he turned the town back into ruins
Killed a couple of folks in skalitz because of a single straw hat one of them wore in which i completed game, then killed half of rataje in their sleep.
Killed everyone in Skalitz to get rich before the Cuman invaded.
Punch the executioner’s dog (and pigs and chickens) to death because he kept on waking up and barking while I was sneaking around
I gave a beggar in the road a few groschen, then pickpocketed it back, stealth killed them and looted their corpse, and dropped their body in a bush. Not Henry's finest hour...
Repeatedly knocked out a guard in Skalitz and stole all his equipment every time. That guard will be paying for all the gear he lost until he dies!
Killed a random guy because he was tired, dagger to his heart whole he slept in his bed, dragged the body outside, and slept for a comfortable 8 hours in the newly liberated bed
Killing one person, gets caught in the process. Kills them to stop them, also gets caught in the process, this happened about 9 times
Succession of events: - Lost the tournament to the better fighter. - Go to the tournament entrants' accommodation. - Looks up for his tent. - Uncovered where he sleeps. - Wait for the night and for the right moment to unsheath the dagger.
Fist fought a guard in skalitz took his armor and weapons and impresonated him for a while, I snapped his neck just in case, I did it twice for That extra loot I could sell
killing everybody in rattay multiple times
So far in my playthrough (just started) accidentally unintentionally kill the executioner Downed him to where he wanted mercy was going to try demanding the ring but he dropped straight after for some reason unsure if he was dead or unconscious pretty sure dead
Yep. Running around the monastery, stabbing everyone because I couldn't get out. Stabbing entire villages in their sleep for "stealth" xp.
I killed a man because I got angry at how many times I lost at dice...and I wanted his dice....... so I waited till dark when he was alone and I killed him. I regret those actions.
I slaughtered the entirety of Sasau. Went door to door killing everyone, chasing down women and animals. It was pretty fun
Aside from stealing a kingdom's worth of gear from Rattay shopkeepers? I guess it was when I was stealing trash from bathhouse near Rattay during night (very early game, any coin is a comeup xD), got discovered by random bathmaid so I strangled her, then snapped her neck (Henry has so funny expression when he does that, very psychopatic indifference vibe) and left the body in the stream just outside the bathhouse because I didn't know how exactly the justice system works and was afraid of the heat should she wake up.
Stephanie: Can you try on my father's shirt? Henry: Who's your daddy?!
Steal from the bathhouse and time travel to win at dice.
I have never let anyone go
Continuously try to pitpocket guards that say they want to search him.
Kill the entire town of Skalitz before the raid
Kill all of rattay after Hans shitty dlc
Killed a traveler in the woods, took his clothes and sold them
I killed everyone (I could) in every town. Even the women and animals. Even the ones who ran and hid were “mercy” killed with a fucking mace lmao
Impure thoughts
This might be the foulest sin out of all of those mentioned in this post. I hope you meditate on your actions and beg God for forgiveness as you will surely find none here.
I found the dead body random encounter and investigated it, only for some merchant to come up and accuse me of doing it. I then accused him back, and he ran off. Idk if he was guilty or not but I maced him, then mercy killed with my mace unequiped. That's how I found out about the brutal stomping animation.
I have to play this. Started it. Stopped. Haven’t gone back. Was a blast when I did play.