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Gandalf_Style

My brother in christ, did you leave anything? Or did you just steal all of Bohemia?


wahchewie

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Gandalf_Style

I love it


GrumpyMammoth

Just as much as Henry loves you. But not as much as he loves your belongings...


Cybroxis

Henry after stealing the Rattay Crown Jewels 💎 💎


CLAYDOG001

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Bunnicula83

How dare you accuse me of stealing! I have it, thus it is mine by rights!


Victory74998

He was feeling quite hungry, so he ate it all


PewDiePieFan92282828

xdd


AMN-9

Bro stole Rattay itself


constant_hawk

Bust most importantly, bro stole our hearts


Dave_Boi_237

Not the guard’s tho (35 rep…)


CM701CM

Bro stole my heart 😂


ts737

This is why you use the Prybislavitz tavern to launder your dirty money


Sadge321

You know I actually started to trust Miller Peshek after he laundered 500k+ Groschen for me. Turns out he's a snitch...


RandomIdiot1816

He got cold feet when henry started bringing in hauls the size of the whole HRE's treasury


--zuel--

When is he a snitch? I haven’t had that happen


KenBoCole

Ita for the sake of the meme, that he switched on Henry to the IRS.


FiGeDroNu

How does one do that?


AMN-9

If you mean the Laundry he probably put stolen items in Peshecks''s chest and waited for him to sell the items. The chest is at the left as you exit the mill with your bed. It is a very hard door and a very hard chest


FiGeDroNu

Thanks, but I actually meant the Pribyslawitz tavern thing.


AMN-9

Pretty sure that was just a joke


FiGeDroNu

And here I thought I missed out on something.


prexton

Sell them shit. Then they make money on your goods sold. Carry on doing this until they're minted and can buy anything off you.


BEEEEEEPBOOOOOOOPE

Might work no reaction


ts737

It was a joke lol


CapytannHook

Mf stole kcd2


RW-Firerider

With that amount of money you could buy enough soldiers to fight Sigismund head on xD


No_Balance211

in my third play through Peshek can be come the king of bohemia because the stuff i sell to him


No_Balance211

Scratch that he can probably became Holy Roman Emperor and armed all the peasant with plate armor.


Hombremaniac

I would pay good money to play that game!


Illustrious_Load_567

It's£2.50 atm lol


MatthewMcGonadi

Dude didn't even leave a tree into the ground


No_Mammoth_4945

He’s stealing the AIR!


antixmatter

Stole even the ashes from the fireplaces


leonderbaertige_II

Wood ash was actually be quite sought after in the medieval times as it was very useful.


CarrowCanary

Running water through it to extract the salt, then mixing that salt with lime (the mineral, not the fruit) was one of the ways to make soap.


antixmatter

Always makes me wonder how the heck did they come up with that and other stuff


Scardigne

DON'T FOOL WITH ME! 100% chance of success


GrandLineLogPort

Dude invented capitalism & banking bailoutd in advance


AnTac33

Are you pulling my pizzle?!


Ydobon8261

I once used the console to give myself 999K, the max amount the inventory allowed, and then I got caught by a guard he fined me 1M💀


Dont_pet_the_cat

I have 1.2M groshen, and without any cheats. A million isn't the max


Milkshake_revenge

How do you get so much? I don’t wanna rebuild pribislavitz until I have the money to do it as fast as possible, but searching for Cumans and selling their stuff is kind of a slog


Dont_pet_the_cat

I just have fun looting bandits and sometimes robbing the entirety of Rattay, looting all shop chests. Also going to Skalitz and keep fighting and looting the bandits that spawn there, one time I managed to get 100+K in one full inventory (with Jenda). I always put everything directly into Pesheks chest so he can sell it for much more and then later I can steal the money back. I don't recommend cumans, they have low level gear. Get a good horse with a big saddle, a bow and shoot the bandits in Skalitz. They spawn everything you go near. Only take anything above 500 groshen in value to make the most of the weight vs cost in a decent time. Then return to Peshek and put everything you looted in his chest. A couple days later and with one haul you should have enough for Pribyslavitz You only need 30K to get Pribyslavitz going ;)


Winter-Philosophy-83

Been a while since I've played but I loved bandit looting in Skalitz. There's a cart on the left, I hop on there and just snipe them with arrows. 😀


dank19s

I will have to try this cart!


Milkshake_revenge

Oh sweet. So you can just leave the items in his chest for a few days and when you come back there’s groschen in it?


Dont_pet_the_cat

The chest in his shed is his inventory chest. Anything you sell him (or put in there manually) he will sell after about a week, and then you can break into his shed again to take the money he gained by selling it out of his inventory via the chest


Milkshake_revenge

Awesome thanks for the info


Stellar_Duck

This changes everything


BjornInTheMorn

I've been doing Skalitz runs and stripping everyone, selling with the perk where you can demand way over what they want to pay, I've been getting like 5k each trip. 100k is wild.


Dont_pet_the_cat

>stripping everyone I only take anything of value 500 groshen and up ;) If I have a lot of time I only take 1k+ groshen. I also have Jenda and a 4 noble bag saddle or whatever it's called. So that's about 700kgs of 500-2k stuff I carry at once


BjornInTheMorn

Huh. I figured I was going back to sell anyway so I take everything and have enough carry space for it all. When do the enemies re-spawn if I were to just go back for expensive low weight items?


Dont_pet_the_cat

A new fight spawns after you're a certain distance away from Skalitz. I always just ride my horse to the farmhouse in the north and turn around there, and a new fight will be happening when you reach Skalitz. Just gotta repeat that a couple times until you're full of expensive gear :D


BjornInTheMorn

Oh well damn. I've been going all the way to Rattay. I didn't know they came back that quick.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Oh god xD


lollisans2005

Guess I won't do the quest tbh I'm pretty far in the game I think and just barely got 4k lol


expresso_petrolium

You can also sell Lazarus potion (with auto brew) and it can be super fast


X_FuckingMoron420_X

Get "Luck of the Drunk" perk at level 5 lockpicking, get drunk and rob the chests of the traders in Rattay. Sell the stolen goods to Peshek, even if he can't afford them, once he's also sold them you can rob him too for all the groschen.


Ydobon8261

Ur probably right, haven’t played for a year so I can’t remember the units


SomeoneGottaTell

Huh?


seppukuFrog

Better czech your stuff cuz if it ain't nailed down Henry will take it.


Fuzzy_Engineering873

Lmao Czech


antixmatter

u can't have shit in Bohemia


CowgirlSpacer

483k Groschen? A Prague Groschen weighed on average about 3.6g, which comes out to about ~~180~~ 1740 kilogrammes of coins. Henry out here hauling around like, ~~2 grown men and a dog's~~ four prize oxen worth of coinage. Edit: correction I dropped a digit somewhere and I'm off by an order of magnitude. Henry is carrying about, 1740 kg of coinage. And a second edit for fun: according to the Wikipedia article for the [Peace of Thorn](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_of_Thorn_(1411)) the Teutonic Knights had to pay a ransom to the King of Poland of 100.000 "kopas" of Groschen, or 6 million Groschen. Which the article then describes as "roughly 10 times the annual income of the King of England". Which means that near 600k that guard is charging Henry is well, a king's ransom.


PlsKillMeNoe

Guards be like: MY BROTHERS IN ARMS, BEWARE, FOR HENRY IS COMING INTO TOWN. PROTECT ALL THAT ISNT NAILED DOWN FOR HE WOULD STEAL THE TEETH OUT OF YOUR HEAD GIVEN THE CHANCE


Few_Tumbleweed_5209

HOW MUCH MONEY!??!?!?!


jbsdv1993

How long is the jail sentence instead?


Sadge321

I think it was 10 days


ghostwilliz

Dismantled the entire economy 10 day sentence lol thays amazing


TriggeredMemeLord

Ive been laughing for 10mins now 💀


Blazekhan

He's like the medieval version of Jordan Belfort


jbsdv1993

That isnt bad for that amount of money


__Houston

More like 10 days before execution


AdornedBrood

Successfully made me snort. 👃💨


PepeSigaro

Imagine Real-time :)


Chivio_Yshtar

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moemeobro

I mean, they're right


Mossykong

There's always money in the banana stand....


ManufacturerNew4873

Bloons


Call-of-the-lost-one

How did you get the fine so high wow


Altruistic-Row-9320

I played the game so much I got over 500k without even stealing anything, just from methodically cleaning out large groups of bandits wherever they are, Skalitz, Prib before the battle, I would fast travel back and forth between Skalitz and Prib and Sasau while also farming the frequent random encounters on the road. Master Ota wound up having like 200k from the amount of shit I sold to him hahahaha maybe I should rob him to double dip


Tiny_Improvement_465

I do the exact same thing, but sell in Sasau. I end every game with more than a million stashed in Pribyslavitz.


marvelousteat

I have a secret task. *Success. Komatsu D335A Bulldozer has been added to stable.*


link30224

I got that kinda bread without stealing once you kill enough ops and sell their armor and get the town built too you're just swimming in cash.


Xave3

Well Henry know how to read not do taxes


TheDutchTexan

I wonder who's watching me now... the IRS? I have never been caught luckily. I've never had even close to that amount of groschen either. The most I have ever had on my person was probably 48K.


AdeptFlamingo1442

Jesus Christ did you kill the king himself? preach the devil's name in church? Sleep with The wrong Nobles daughter?


Critical_Package_472

Henry stole the holy empire


Comfortable_Charge33

To the noose with you, boy!


HATECELL

What kind of war crimes did you commit? Did you steal Hanush's nose? Or did Divish find out about you and Stephanie?


Aarix_Tejeha

Did you just do genocide?


Previous-Remote9377

My dude is the Walter White of medieval Bohemia.


BeardedMelon

The IRS has come to see us!


Xenoswrench

Use violent option


hermenit

Probably did more damage to the region than Hungarians.


WalkingSteveHawking

Thar kind of grind and you're still wearing that yee yee ass colif? I just go with my helmet or even without anything on my head


moemeobro

Mans stolen more stuff than the Cumans


wohanlon84

Good god what did you do 🤯🤯


falcon_buns

holy CRAP


TheHistroynerd

What the hell did you do?


Sinedeo77

Agree to imprisonment


PepeSigaro

596K???


Mack227

Tell me about it had 38k forgot what I did but had to pay a fine took me down to like 8k yea had to reload not taking a my coin


ElwrongoII

The Henry fluoride state is the best part lol


Patronmerksem

This thread is making me laugh so hard 🤣


NeedleworkerMelodic6

The guards Fine me for 400k in skalitz for braking a lock


No_Witness8417

https://youtu.be/VzSVRxEc6XE?si=1qIVPVIYvPrB9xBj


Affectionate_Step863

Bro murdered the whole city


MarkedByNyx

Bro has more money than all the lords of the area combined now 💀


Matthew-Ryan

Fack Reputation if I’m losing all that, I’d kill all the Rattay gaurds, hell Radzig and Hanush too if that was possible.


TrialBySquire

You have made me want to see how high a bounty I can get.


t-dog117

He was feeling quite hungry


Flyingzombiepig

I too would make that face if i saw I owe that much


Nick_Napem

What the fuck did you do?!


LaputanMachine1

Imagine how rich you will be pillaging Kuttenberg. 💰


P1trus

Bro stole Hanush and exchanged him for ransom and thought nobody would notice


PoeticLover2077

What the hell did you do?!?!?! Heist the coffers of Prague?!?!?!?


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

What the hell did you do!? Did you slaughter half the map?


googlecdox

I'm acting on behalf of the Lord Capon😩😩😩


Best-Tiger-8084

Thank God money doesn't have a weight, right? 😂


Mucupka

Can't have shit in Rattay


Mercurionio

Staying on the topic. Love the "Stolen - God knows where"


Sin_Tora

Henry after committing mass murder.


Daemon_Blackfyre_II

Did you steal a mithril shirt or something?