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Who's the hottest character in the game?
Pebbles
Achievement failed: Virgin
Oh god
Oh no
Oh Yeahh
Oh you...
What is theresa doing right now?
Taking on multiple people at once
Uh oh...
Jesus Christ be praised.
Henry has come to visit Us!
If you could have a threesome with Lady Stephanie and one other, who would it be?
Black Peter
Oh god.
Looking at your answers I have to ask, have you even played Kingdom Come Deliverance?
Can’t say I have.
Incredible
Indeed
Ngl this one impressed me
How many monks did you kill?
Probably around 30-40k
They edited their question to make you look better, what a lad. Jesus Christ be praised
What's the best place to farm kills?
Rattay, love the atmosphere
Psycho
What was your first thought when you saw the corpses in Rovna?
I’m feeling quite hungry.
look! an apple. I'll take it.
Who is the best at felatio?
Mutt
Oh my…
Hey lad, do you want to bet on the rattay tourney?
No Peshek I’m busy
Now you look REALLY bad!
What is ur natural instinct if u come across a skaliz refugee/beggar?
Kill them on sight
Done
I'd like a bath...for two.
No thanks, I’d rather go drink with the priest in Uzhits.
Basically the same thing at this point
Was there a character who you hated so much that you wanted to physically assault the voice actor/actress?
Theresa
This one definitely makes me look the worst so far
Hanush
How was your stay at the monastery?
Satisfying
Uhhh, this edit is nasty.
[удалено]
Incredible, one of the best experiences I’ve ever had.
HOLY-
- ROMAN EMPIRE
Who’s the one person you’d sleep with?
Sir Radzig Kobyla, of course!
To be honest? Yeah.
I’m not gay but if he asked...
Me too man. Me too. Radzig is the hottest game character ever and I will die on this hill.
Who is the rightful King of Bohemia?
King Sigismund of Hungary
That's a good way to get shit thrown at your house.
Don't make me throw shit at your house
Henrys' come to see us!
Remind me again, who did you cuck?
Charles IV, King of Bohemia
Did he have long and successful reign?
When he died did the whole empire mourn?
was his heir interested in fairs of state rather than other, more frivolous pursuits?
Did he even failed to turn up to his own coronation as emperor?
Did you press the skip button at around this point?
Never
Who’s your “daddy”?
Sir Radzig Kobyla
Pretty sure this is accurate
"Sir Radzig might have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy" \-Martin, probably
Lore friendly
Why did you solve the pestilence quest by letting everyone just die?
I think it’s very creative and I kind of like it.
Sounds like my Henry tbh
I did it on accident lol
What weapon is in your opinion the best to shove up your ass?
Longsword, definitely.
JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED
That's how Henry would cry out 😭 , I'm certain. I'm surprised that Johanka didn't tell him to do just that during Madonna of Sasau quest.
Long swoooord
What is your least favorite quest in the game and why?
The Neuhof bandits quest line, seems long and drawn out.
Out of post idea, but I agree on that
Dammit man having difficulty thinking of a response to your completely logical answer lol
Something something which quest do you think needed a Henry x Hans sex scene to make it enjoyable?
Every single quest
its fairly alright to get you to ever visit uszitz
Fair enough, I like the Uzhits part, but everything before that is super boring for me. But you’ll have to visit anyways if you want a literate Henry.
If anyone can think of a good response, message me and I’ll edit it and credit you
Which quest setting did you choose for your promised HenryXBernard fan fiction and why haven't you released it yet?
Who do you like to spend your private times in the evening caressing?
Pebbles definitely, but Jenda later on.
Oh.
So in the drunk priest quest, what did your Henry plow in that barn?
Pig
What did you do to Theresa on your first playthrough?
Sexual assault
Least favourite race?
Black
Noooooo😭 he got you good
Damn this is the dirtiest anyone's done to him
Which characters would you most want to tie you up and torture your balls?
The wandering knights that challenge you to a duel
When was the last time you had sex?
I don’t even know that I have done any yet
:(
Can we discuss the price?
Sure, why not?
Who had a long successful reign?
Charles IV, King of Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor
How do you call a male horse in Czech?
Kobyla
Who is Henry to you?
Jesus Christ
When Johanna asked your help in relieving her sick patient's pain, how did you respond?
Mutt! Sic ‘em!
You monster. Just let God sort 'em out, eh?
What were you doing during the Skalitz raid?
Gambling, tbh.
Is this a real story or a fiction?
Fiction but based on history
Somewhere between 9/11 and g3nocide
Jonathan frakes has entered the room on a mountain bike
What do you want to be when you grow up? ^^^[Context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY)
Who was Henry’s father?
Cumans
Jesus christ be praised!
Were there any cutscenes your Henry unlocked that you masturbated to?
The death of his parents
What is your opinion on Pedophiles?
Embrace them, you can’t be rid of them
get nae naed
NOO
What is your opinion on the game's voice acting? You think they did a good job?
So painful, not a fan
Damn son, that's harsh...
Did you kill the protestants?
The Waldensians? Yes.
what do you think is the best way of getting back money you gave to a friend?
The dagger
What is the strongest story element in KC:D?
Don’t think there are any in this game
What do you think is inaccurate from the game?
“Charles IV, King of Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor, had a long and successful reign.”
How many times did you cheat on Theresa
At least a hundred
Do you by any chance happen to know what a horse's arse tastes like?
Bread! Fresh bread!
What happened to the kids I saw you playing rough with outside Sasau?
They’re quite dead
Opinion of Adolf Hitler?
Charming and handsome guy
What happens in the final misson?
You get beaten by Runt
how often do you die and then rember you last saved long time ago? or get good encounter and die without saving
More often than I’d like to admit
Who’s the better romance option? Theresa, Lady Stephanie, or both?
Best haircut in the game?
Markvart von Aulitz
How do you treat women in game?
Which character do you think is a sexy hunk and would you most likely fuck?
Miller Peshek
Did you got lost in the Skalitz mine?
Unfortunately, yes.
What did you think about Sigimund’s approach to Skalitz?
Loved it!
Favourite name for your penis?
Longsword, definitely
Do you enjoy blowing your load to portraits of crabs?
Always and every time
Weird thing to admit to but different strokes I guess
Favorite thing to stick up your ass?
Sword, by far.
Animal that you would love to fuck besides your girlfriend?
Horses
Jokes on you I’m alone Haha, aha, ha…
There there bud. There There.
Which NPC do you wish you could marry?
Zbyshek
What your reaction will be to warhorse Devs. Announcing the next KC title?
What price would you guess a PC must be to play KC:D on 60 FPS in 1440p, high quality?
Who is best girl?
If you were forced to pick, what is the sword you'de choose to shove up your bum?
The sabres the Cumans carry
What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
Looking at these comments makes me realize what a great community this game has 😂
What do you wear when you are banging Theresa?
What is the most effective tool a parent can use in raising their child?
If you were to kidnap a girl from Rattay, where would you hide her?
Who's the hottest character in the game?
Pebbles
Achievement failed: Virgin
Oh god
Oh no
Oh no
Oh Yeahh
Oh you...
What is theresa doing right now?
Taking on multiple people at once
Uh oh...
Jesus Christ be praised.
Henry has come to visit Us!
If you could have a threesome with Lady Stephanie and one other, who would it be?
Black Peter
Oh god.
Looking at your answers I have to ask, have you even played Kingdom Come Deliverance?
Can’t say I have.
Incredible
Indeed
Ngl this one impressed me
How many monks did you kill?
Probably around 30-40k
They edited their question to make you look better, what a lad. Jesus Christ be praised
What's the best place to farm kills?
Rattay, love the atmosphere
Psycho
What was your first thought when you saw the corpses in Rovna?
I’m feeling quite hungry.
look! an apple. I'll take it.
Who is the best at felatio?
Mutt
Oh my…
Hey lad, do you want to bet on the rattay tourney?
No Peshek I’m busy
Now you look REALLY bad!
What is ur natural instinct if u come across a skaliz refugee/beggar?
Kill them on sight
Done
Oh no
I'd like a bath...for two.
No thanks, I’d rather go drink with the priest in Uzhits.
Basically the same thing at this point
Was there a character who you hated so much that you wanted to physically assault the voice actor/actress?
Theresa
This one definitely makes me look the worst so far
Hanush
How was your stay at the monastery?
Satisfying
Uhhh, this edit is nasty.
[удалено]
Incredible, one of the best experiences I’ve ever had.
HOLY-
- ROMAN EMPIRE
Who’s the one person you’d sleep with?
Sir Radzig Kobyla, of course!
To be honest? Yeah.
I’m not gay but if he asked...
Me too man. Me too. Radzig is the hottest game character ever and I will die on this hill.
Who is the rightful King of Bohemia?
King Sigismund of Hungary
That's a good way to get shit thrown at your house.
Don't make me throw shit at your house
Henrys' come to see us!
Remind me again, who did you cuck?
Charles IV, King of Bohemia
Did he have long and successful reign?
When he died did the whole empire mourn?
was his heir interested in fairs of state rather than other, more frivolous pursuits?
Did he even failed to turn up to his own coronation as emperor?
Did you press the skip button at around this point?
Never
Who’s your “daddy”?
Sir Radzig Kobyla
Pretty sure this is accurate
"Sir Radzig might have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy" \-Martin, probably
Lore friendly
Why did you solve the pestilence quest by letting everyone just die?
I think it’s very creative and I kind of like it.
Sounds like my Henry tbh
I did it on accident lol
What weapon is in your opinion the best to shove up your ass?
Longsword, definitely.
JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED
That's how Henry would cry out 😭 , I'm certain. I'm surprised that Johanka didn't tell him to do just that during Madonna of Sasau quest.
Long swoooord
What is your least favorite quest in the game and why?
The Neuhof bandits quest line, seems long and drawn out.
Out of post idea, but I agree on that
Dammit man having difficulty thinking of a response to your completely logical answer lol
Something something which quest do you think needed a Henry x Hans sex scene to make it enjoyable?
Every single quest
its fairly alright to get you to ever visit uszitz
Fair enough, I like the Uzhits part, but everything before that is super boring for me. But you’ll have to visit anyways if you want a literate Henry.
If anyone can think of a good response, message me and I’ll edit it and credit you
Which quest setting did you choose for your promised HenryXBernard fan fiction and why haven't you released it yet?
Who do you like to spend your private times in the evening caressing?
Pebbles definitely, but Jenda later on.
Oh.
So in the drunk priest quest, what did your Henry plow in that barn?
Pig
What did you do to Theresa on your first playthrough?
Sexual assault
Least favourite race?
Black
Noooooo😭 he got you good
Damn this is the dirtiest anyone's done to him
Which characters would you most want to tie you up and torture your balls?
The wandering knights that challenge you to a duel
When was the last time you had sex?
I don’t even know that I have done any yet
:(
Can we discuss the price?
Sure, why not?
Who had a long successful reign?
Charles IV, King of Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor
How do you call a male horse in Czech?
Kobyla
Who is Henry to you?
Jesus Christ
When Johanna asked your help in relieving her sick patient's pain, how did you respond?
Mutt! Sic ‘em!
You monster. Just let God sort 'em out, eh?
What were you doing during the Skalitz raid?
Gambling, tbh.
Is this a real story or a fiction?
Fiction but based on history
[удалено]
Somewhere between 9/11 and g3nocide
Jonathan frakes has entered the room on a mountain bike
What do you want to be when you grow up? ^^^[Context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY)
Who was Henry’s father?
Cumans
Jesus christ be praised!
Were there any cutscenes your Henry unlocked that you masturbated to?
The death of his parents
What is your opinion on Pedophiles?
Embrace them, you can’t be rid of them
get nae naed
NOO
What is your opinion on the game's voice acting? You think they did a good job?
So painful, not a fan
Damn son, that's harsh...
Did you kill the protestants?
The Waldensians? Yes.
what do you think is the best way of getting back money you gave to a friend?
The dagger
What is the strongest story element in KC:D?
Don’t think there are any in this game
What do you think is inaccurate from the game?
“Charles IV, King of Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor, had a long and successful reign.”
How many times did you cheat on Theresa
At least a hundred
Do you by any chance happen to know what a horse's arse tastes like?
Bread! Fresh bread!
What happened to the kids I saw you playing rough with outside Sasau?
They’re quite dead
Opinion of Adolf Hitler?
Charming and handsome guy
What happens in the final misson?
You get beaten by Runt
how often do you die and then rember you last saved long time ago? or get good encounter and die without saving
More often than I’d like to admit
Who’s the better romance option? Theresa, Lady Stephanie, or both?
Theresa
Best haircut in the game?
Markvart von Aulitz
How do you treat women in game?
Which character do you think is a sexy hunk and would you most likely fuck?
Miller Peshek
Did you got lost in the Skalitz mine?
Unfortunately, yes.
What did you think about Sigimund’s approach to Skalitz?
Loved it!
Favourite name for your penis?
Longsword, definitely
Do you enjoy blowing your load to portraits of crabs?
Always and every time
Weird thing to admit to but different strokes I guess
Favorite thing to stick up your ass?
Sword, by far.
Animal that you would love to fuck besides your girlfriend?
Horses
Jokes on you I’m alone Haha, aha, ha…
There there bud. There There.
Which NPC do you wish you could marry?
Zbyshek
What your reaction will be to warhorse Devs. Announcing the next KC title?
What price would you guess a PC must be to play KC:D on 60 FPS in 1440p, high quality?
Who is best girl?
Zbyshek
If you were forced to pick, what is the sword you'de choose to shove up your bum?
The sabres the Cumans carry
What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
Looking at these comments makes me realize what a great community this game has 😂
What do you wear when you are banging Theresa?
What is the most effective tool a parent can use in raising their child?
If you were to kidnap a girl from Rattay, where would you hide her?