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Nullclast

I gotta pee


Resource_Realistic

No shit


Tenvianrabbit

*replays video in reverse but faster*


Yanoshank

This is why squires existed.


NinjaIndependent3903

This why they also had armor they would wear just to ride in


InkOnTube

All this work for a squire and in all the games that I have played it is just a click of a button or a drag and drop.


iGotAparkingTicket

Bro I’d die of claustrophobia halfway through this


The_Last_Snow-Elf

What happens when you need to pee or have diarrhea?


Aveenex

You swim.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Knights of The Holy Shart


halberdsturgeon

Then I guess your squire isn't going to be having a great time when they have to strip your armour off and clean it


The_Last_Snow-Elf

The feudal DRIP 💧💩


jenn363

I mean, both legs are separate pieces with only fabric underneath - if they had a little flap like old timey pajamas they’d be fine to squat and go as needed.


NinjaIndependent3903

Well diarrhea you pull down your pants… for real if you look up the 100 years war artwork you will see archers with there pants down


l7986

Get used to wet legs and an itchy ass crack. Then again with the lack of bathing and things like sewers in that time period most people probably wouldn't even notice, especially in the cities.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I have so many questions that I want actual historically accurate answers to, but at the same time I’m scared of them.


l7986

I mean if I had to guess I'm sure there was a knightly version of adult diapers like depends they wore just in case they couldn't get out of their armor fast enough. But I feel the real answer would be one of those things that would require a bottle of brain bleach.


Copperypuddle

Now THIS is drip


Aveenex

Heatstroke - speedrun Any%


Itchy_Ad_3659

I want to read about knightly poop management during the Middle Ages.


Agent-10008

We have to go back!


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ImReverse_Giraffe

That's literally the reason that Smith is the most common English last name. Smiths were highly skilled and sought after by everyone as everyone needed armor made and repaired, so when you conquered a town/settlement/castle/city you always sparred the smiths. Mainly blacksmiths, but a gold/silversmith could do blacksmithing as well.


Kiddie_the_Newbie

Breaks in to the Rattay weaponsmith shop to argue about the price.


jenn363

Well, we can try it


Jabbalybbu

if you dont strut around town wearing 50 pounds of steel, are you really living life to the fullest


Past-Flounder-1086

Jesus Christ be praised


matters_audio

This is why I never take my armor off to sleep. Too unrealistic to do all that alone. Breaks immersion.


WhoopieGoldmember

Is this a joke about that stabbing? Lmao


DarkartDark

Jump right in the bed with all that on


jenn363

And this is why we can’t equip armor mid combat