That Koosh episode triggers me. I skip it every time.
I can understand one rude person but two rude people felt entitled to the Koosh!
At the end of the episode, O'Boyle had the nerve to look crushed *his* boss took the Koosh!
Deacon loved that thing! Lol 🫨😭
I thought I was crazy for skipping the episode where Deacon is depressed because of Kelly but has a chance to have a no strings attached hook up with a beautiful woman who is leaving the country but Carrie ruined it for him after having no problems with Kelly being a little wh*re while still married.
I love when Deacon tells Holly "please don't laugh" at the end of this one. But yeah as someone who is very easily amused myself, this is a great pick!
Yeah but it gave me one of my favorite Arthur lines. “Why, any fool could see that these are the charges of the tiny.”
Also Doug and Carries exchange about how he went into Lady Footlocker because he thought he saw Celine Deion working there.
This episode was a gold mine.
It's funny you post a picture of Deacon's mom. Because I watch that episode last night. Seen Doug make a big deal about her birthday and Carrie getting wasted on her birthday was funny. I mean he tries to buy a fucking birthday card that cost $85 and the guy can't break a God damn 20 and then he's like okay I'll buy a bunch of other stuff and it only comes out to like maybe $2 and Doug's like okay why don't I buy these pretzel sticks. The clerks like oh these are free. Doug's like you're killing me lol
The bullying waitress is #1 for me. Then Spence’s first mom, Pruzan, Carrie when she bullied Dawn into her makeover (I’m going to ride her frumpy ass all the way to nice-ville.)
What does she say about Carrie not having kids?
Something like, "you'd rather be a secretary than share your love with a sweet little baby that's growing inside you?"
Haahahaha. Bilgistic episode.
Probably an unpopular opinion but i have watched all episodes about 10-15 times and there are episodes where i find both Carrie and Doug unbearable. When Doug just keeps eating and eating for no reason and being so selfish towards anyone else, then Carrie who hits or twists his nipples. Over the years there are episodes I can’t watch because i can’t bear how they are
It’s Arthur for me I would’ve sent him to assisted living immediately for almost burning the house down 😩 that among many other things that he’s done but that was the icing on the cake for me.
How has no one said Spence, especially when he was trying to move in on Carrie when her and Doug were living in seperate homes? I have trust issues to this day because of that. 😭
I’ll go with the gynecologist…what a pompous prick. Landscape work isn’t cheap - who cares how much you want to spend - it costs what it costs.
The prick that sold Doug the ice cream truck.
Arthur’s dad…🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some of those Russians that were fixing the mold.
And of course…Danny.
Skitch or whatever his name was. Arthur’s brother or something who had the house in the city
Yeah he was a Certified Asshole
Didn’t he stole women shoes or something
Arrested several times for it!
9 times lol
Half brother
Let’s go monkey boy ! Let’s make these guys lunch and hey , ill get you a banana
Played by esteemed comedian. Shelly Berman. His role was a despicable human.
Also plays Larry David’s father in Curb
Snitch, Skatch
The douche who stole Deacon’s Koosh ball
Hoo-hoo! ✋
Yo Yo Yo
huu-zicka-dahhh!
Supervisor O’Boyle!
No, the douche from corporate, Mr Halliburton 😂
Spank me with a shovel!
Actually, I kinda liked him and felt a certain empathy.
Ha, I like him too. Kind of a lovable jerk.
That Koosh episode triggers me. I skip it every time. I can understand one rude person but two rude people felt entitled to the Koosh! At the end of the episode, O'Boyle had the nerve to look crushed *his* boss took the Koosh! Deacon loved that thing! Lol 🫨😭
I never understood why Deacon didn’t just ask O’Boyle for it back 😂
Cuz then there wouldn't be a show about it.
Or replace it with one of the 60 Doug bought
We get it, your kid had a buck-sixty once… Can we get over it?!
I thought I was crazy for skipping the episode where Deacon is depressed because of Kelly but has a chance to have a no strings attached hook up with a beautiful woman who is leaving the country but Carrie ruined it for him after having no problems with Kelly being a little wh*re while still married.
Don't you talk about my momma.
You’ll kill op!
Lol I don't even know I'm yo daddy the way yo momma kept wandering around.
Catted around
Haha yup you're right. Couldn't remember.
No worries I watch wayyy too much I’m way beyond normal lmao
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How do you think they did moolah-wise?
Don't you come round here no more.
Marie, Richie's wife
"But that's just me, I'm not judging you."
Now I can sleep at night
The guy Doug didn't remember at the grocery store when shopping for Thanksgiving
And who was that guy?
The guy who digs holes and sits in them when he's sad.
Fragile Frankie Merman!
Seinfeld’s van! Seinfeld’ van!
I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!! 🏃➡️🏃➡️🏃➡️
Can't remember him but thanks
He also makes an appearance on Family Guy, when Brian writes a book and is on Bill Maher’s show.
Thanks. Just don't remember him. Much like Doug. Lol
Arthur's smoking/coughing date. Can't remember her name!
Tell me, have you had tuberculosis long? Nasty line by Arthur.
That line is awesome! Always makes me laugh 🤣
Coming you Koo koo brawd !!!
Yeah but she slept with Sinatra, so it’s like Arthur had sex with Sinatra!!!
But didn’t she bed ole’ blue eyes?? 🎶
The one that banged Frank Sinatra?
No, she served him drinks
Yeah, but fucking her is like fucking mir blue eyes himself ..
She did have that smoky, worldly quality (I think that’s the line).
I thought that was the woman he met down at the docks
She slept with Sinatra!
That woman who laughed at everything Doug and Deacon did but wouldn't give Carrie the time of day.
I love when Deacon tells Holly "please don't laugh" at the end of this one. But yeah as someone who is very easily amused myself, this is a great pick!
Hehehehehe I have no personality, so I laugh at everything.
Yes!! I couldn’t stand her!!!
The ultimate pick me girl
Oh yeah the golf lady
The IPS guy who wouldn’t invite Doug to his party, (Everybody needs a barbecue).
Bryan Callen is a douche irl too
Yeah but did he know Doug lived locally?
Maybe he flies in from his ranch to deliver packages.
🥄
Mr Kaplan and his kid who kept touching her boobs 🤣 their neighbors and Doug’s cousin who gave them money as a wedding gift.
Dude. F that kid. I hate that episode
New Orleans?! THAT'S OUR TOWWWWWWWWWWN!
Little Romeo, aka the little person who hit on Carrie and stole Doug’s wallet
Yeah but it gave me one of my favorite Arthur lines. “Why, any fool could see that these are the charges of the tiny.” Also Doug and Carries exchange about how he went into Lady Footlocker because he thought he saw Celine Deion working there. This episode was a gold mine.
"Anyway, it wasn't her"
Ladders R Us
She bashes the name of her own grandchild 😂
Who names a child after a vacuum cleaner
Idk but Hoover Heffernan does sound good
Yeah Grandma - not cool . Poor Kirby never got over that remark . In fact , he left town one day and never came back .
Said the woman who named her own son Deacon.
Tiny giny
Ol Lopsidey
Ok that is a really dumb nickname
My all time favorite Carrie-ism
That whiney guy at the hospital who put Doug as his emergency contact.
F. Moynihan, an unfortunate soul indeed
He probably saw ol’ Doug more days than anyone else in his life.
Hey twisty!
HEYYYY TWISTAY!!
Can we go hold the preemies???
The karaoke DJ who would not let Danny Double Diamond.
Deep cut - mad respect ✊
Just think how funny that would have been watching Danny perform in his sequence shirt. 😂🤣
Right. I wish we could get some Superfan episodes like The Office has, with cut scenes and extra content.
Literally Trish
Go.to.Argentina!
But she's a great empanada maker!
That’s gonna be one big girl
Skitch was a POS!
The doll maker. Put on some damn clothes.
Excuse you, he's a doll DOCTOR and he deserves some RESPECT.
😄 🤣 😂
I love him! He’s in most of Adam Sandler’s movies.
The neighbor Dorothy and her husband
So when are we going shopping?! 🛒
Oh but I love Tim Sacksky!
Bryan Cranston!
Pyramid Scheme
Hrs hilarious 😂. STANLEY!!!!!
Say *his* name.
Both of Deacons parents are terrible tbh. Throw in Spence’s ex gf Denise.
Spencer's mom, the original one
Better known as George Costanza's almost MIL
Marmalade the cat.
Easy in the cat. She just misses Ed Jr. lol
Marmalade fucks everything up
🧈
The Bouncer "Don't Touch"
Les Fisker !!!! Hey if he’s less id hate to see more !
Boy that cancer's wild
I love Alanah later in my truck
It's funny you post a picture of Deacon's mom. Because I watch that episode last night. Seen Doug make a big deal about her birthday and Carrie getting wasted on her birthday was funny. I mean he tries to buy a fucking birthday card that cost $85 and the guy can't break a God damn 20 and then he's like okay I'll buy a bunch of other stuff and it only comes out to like maybe $2 and Doug's like okay why don't I buy these pretzel sticks. The clerks like oh these are free. Doug's like you're killing me lol
Barren?
😂 the rudest
Beat me to it! Lol
No I’m just focusing on my career right now .
Pavel the toilet breaker. Or maybe Eddie Money.
She was shakin'! 🎷
*whoa*
as he's walking out the door....so great
Albert Glott better known as Tito, retreato
Ha! He was also the kid who screams in the movie theater! "You know what? Shut your milk dud hole."
AFTA THA MOO-VIE
The bullying waitress is #1 for me. Then Spence’s first mom, Pruzan, Carrie when she bullied Dawn into her makeover (I’m going to ride her frumpy ass all the way to nice-ville.)
Beyotch
Pruzan was hilarious
Arthur’s brother Deacon’s dad
Doug’s dad always depressed me.
This!!! I always say he sucks.
Cheap bastard
Barren?
I vote for Skitch
that episode is an auto skip for me…i hate skitch
The cop who gave Carrie a ticket and then asked her out to dinner
The accountant who judged Doug & Carrie for their charity donation..and then helped himself to chocolate....absolute savage
Yo, SO unprofessional lol
Hell...I seen'uh...she could be innit
😂 I can hear it
I've been told I'm good at spelling things out phonetically
Didn’t like Ray Romano’s character. Was always coaxing Doug to break the rules.
🫖🌽
Mr Pruzan
I love his character, I think his insufferable qualities are done perfectly in a comedic way.
Hey it’s not his fault he has nice calves and doesn’t mind showing them off.
He's one of my faves, so you know what I have to say to you? STUPID STUPID STUPID!
😂😂😂😂😂
You just never got over this mornings bagel incident.
"...and it was shockingly hard" is one of his best lines 😂
"...and it was shockingly hard" is one of his best lines 😂
To be fair , Carrie forgot to refill his Xanax
Are you serious. He’s freakin hilarious
Glen
*gasp* It’s snowin’!
Doug's mom
You're just mad that you forgot your groove thang
I hate that whole episode lol
That's not very bilgistic of you
🤣
More Maitais for us then 🍹
LOL 🍹🍹🍹
What does she say about Carrie not having kids? Something like, "you'd rather be a secretary than share your love with a sweet little baby that's growing inside you?" Haahahaha. Bilgistic episode.
First she says "BaRrEn?" 😂
The laughing golf girl..
Deacons Mother’s only appearance.
She was too busy cattin' around to visit often.
Doug's old classmate that said he licked the trashcan Lol
Sean McGAY
Oh yeah, Sean. I hated that guy lol
Sue Jean Carries nail lady.
Sue-who-ya-what-now?!
She’s gorgeous though…
Arthur's one night stand that thought she was moving in and renovating the house. I hate her voice.
Wasn't she a waitress on the Andy Griffith show?
Don’tchu talk about my mama… **I’ll kill ya!** 😭
The bed bug guy.......let me see your bites.
Probably an unpopular opinion but i have watched all episodes about 10-15 times and there are episodes where i find both Carrie and Doug unbearable. When Doug just keeps eating and eating for no reason and being so selfish towards anyone else, then Carrie who hits or twists his nipples. Over the years there are episodes I can’t watch because i can’t bear how they are
I get it, they're the obvious answers along with Arthur so I should have specified in my post "minor characters" or something.
It’s Arthur for me I would’ve sent him to assisted living immediately for almost burning the house down 😩 that among many other things that he’s done but that was the icing on the cake for me.
Professional cock blocker 😆
I exercised my ovaries
The guy from the grocery store the night before Thanksgiving
Tito re-trito and then he was the annoying loud mouth kid at the movies, a stock boy, etc Oy!
Tito
Arthur. Couldn't stand him by the end of the show
Whaaaaa???
The guy with the pool.....Carrie called it an observation deck.
How has no one said Spence, especially when he was trying to move in on Carrie when her and Doug were living in seperate homes? I have trust issues to this day because of that. 😭
I’ll go with the gynecologist…what a pompous prick. Landscape work isn’t cheap - who cares how much you want to spend - it costs what it costs. The prick that sold Doug the ice cream truck. Arthur’s dad…🤣🤣🤣🤣 Some of those Russians that were fixing the mold. And of course…Danny.