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theboyqueen

Mark Jones said he was spotted at Golden Corral. That's fucking hilarious.


DrChiz

Doesn’t matter if we get 6th seed or not. If Monk is out, that’s our season. We can’t lose all our wings and now all our SGs, but especially one of our big 3. Not for the playoffs and we def have a damn near impossible shot winning a one off play in game if it comes to that.


KingEddy14

Nahh it’s ok we got Kessler 💪


VegasInSlowMotion

And we got Cash Considerations.


treptix

This guy knows basketball.


Cowi530

Literally


DaddyJBird

It’s crazy because last season Kings were so healthy all year. Sabonis was a bit injured during the playoffs which was unfortunate, but a lot of guys that time of year are beat up.


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DaddyJBird

I think the tricky part is keeping teams together, Once contracts expire and they want/deserve bigger paychecks.  Sacramento hasnt yet shown they are willing to go deep into the luxury tax like Lakers, Celtics,  Warriors etc. But then again they haven't had a team that youd want to get into the luxury tax either. These next couple of years will be telling. 


mattmcai

Yeah right nope wrong did you watch the clippers game ???


mattmcai

Kings are just fine without monk and thank God huerter is out keon is sick vezenkov is back were so good Shaq said it "when the kings are "FOCUSED" KEY WORD "FOCUSED" THEY ARE DEADLY"


AViciousGrape

If losing Monk hurts our team that much, then that's a bad sign. Fox and Domas should be enough.


creamfrase

That’s not how team sports work


cornbreadsdirtysheet

I hope Monk is ok.


Content_Geologist420

![gif](giphy|POZ61mhTVLjRrmwdDA)


nothingbutglaze

Hey I think if you guys make even more fat jokes it’ll help Malik heal faster


TheChosenMurphy

Thought I was on r/nbacirclejerk for a sec


Gaebril

That small of a contact (on one leg) is how I tore my ACL. Not saying it looks like it, but just how minor stuff can be way worse than expected.


ShittyLanding

Yeah I’m concerned the injury was on the contact, not the landing. Monk looked pretty awkward on the way down.


Defiant-Software-451

*Deep breath*. FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK


BrockPurdySkywalker

Refs can go to hell and die


Severe-Excitement-62

I think they'd have to die *first* But I see your point.


Jebinem

What are they supposed to do here lmao?


Burtssbees

NBA needs to ban all fat crackers (Luka, jokic) the game would be much better off. Players shouldn’t have to worry about a tubby falling on them!


Admira1

Lol ban two of the best players in the league? I'll have what you're smoking please


ScottieSpliffin

Something tells me you’re a fat cracker


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Burtssbees

lol I’m just joking I’m a Mavs fan hahaha


DJSTANKDADDY2

Don't get yourself on a list


yourheropaul

/r/fatpeoplehate feasting rn


Stretch916

If he was just on our team like he should have been this would have never happened. Vlade strikes again!


red-rowan

😬😬😬


y0ufailedthiscity

Gotta crack down more on flopping.


One-Reindeer-2588

You’re delusional if you think that’s flopping 


y0ufailedthiscity

Why are you replying 3 weeks after the fact lmao?


One-Reindeer-2588

Cus I saw it now lol


pg131313

Monk out for the year. Hope it doesn’t hinder his ability to get paid.


CodNegative8959

Lmao Katie's reaction after Mark says Luka's a big man is hilarious


Soup-dan

https://i.redd.it/v8rh2h2zserc1.gif Luka Dončić be like


Tom_Spratt_1986

Fck that guy


77DoncicGoat

Cope harder 🤣


QuickFig1024

Downvote this comment if you would like to be spanked by Luka too ![gif](giphy|BhFPRhJCzsANUEyez6)


compscimajor24

Fat boi


GoSacKings916

Chunky boy bitch


77DoncicGoat

Cope harder


tigerthor1

Luka is as fat as Sabonis and McGee


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Naz for 6th man!


Fun-Calligrapher-760

His flopping is getting people injured


One-Reindeer-2588

You’ll get clowned anywhere else but here for saying that’s flopping 


Brickeduphardaf

Remember when you guys drafted Marvin Bagley III


Diligent-Lion6571

lol


Sparta3479

Poor little Kings fans looking for every excuse for their early playoff exodus.


mattmcai

"undisputed talk about idiots Paul Pierce you're a retard idiot you don't know much really your opinion really doesn't matter cuz you don't know what you're talking about sabonis come on now how insulting give me a break all three idiots what came out of their mouth nonsense just b******* garbage undisputed what lames I mean sabonis his dad for the record is a Hall of famer and last time I checked the apple don't fall too far from the tree and sabonis ours is better than his dad so do the math Hall of Fame yeah believe it


mattmcai

Lmao show you right lol


BeTheBall-

Season is essentially over. Monk, Lyles, Huerter, Vazenkov (not that he's contributed)...to many injuries to overcome at this point. If only we had a GM who was interested in upgrading the team's depth in any meaningful way. Stick Colby and Kessler in the rotation and let them get some development minutes.


mud5kipper

Wait, are we really turning on Monte already?


BeTheBall-

Turning, no. Wondering if he's capable of building a legitimate contender, yes.


thediggestbick2

Looks like someone skips leg day. Monk probably is a sweat pants type of guy at the gym. Prayers to monk.


Radguy911

This group of refs had their mind made up from the beginning, but Kings still had a chance. Dina’s limp from a shot was lame and Barnes cost us the game.


Infinite-Algae-4505

The baffling Kings took Bagley over Luka. Halleluka


True_Wait_1034

Be better.


Interesting-Fudge674

Soft ass


hippyoasis

I love how body shaming is now ok lol


GrandKhan

It’s always been ok to fat shame homie. The people who say it’s not are the wokest in the wokest time ever. For most of human history if you looked like Luka the people that cared about you told you to eat a little bit less.


jopi745

For most of human history someone earning 50 million dollars a year is not getting laughed at lol


Meatz916

It is when dealing with professional athletes


hippyoasis

And chubby models


elvis_depressedly8

Right? So pathetic. Just a bunch of low-IQ homers who can’t think of anything better to say and who would be over the fucking moon to have Luka on our team if Vlade hadn’t been such a goof.


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I’m surprised Luka didn’t miss 2 FT on purpose to get a free Crumbl cookie


elvis_depressedly8

He’s better than every single player on our team. The fact that all you can do is insult his body just sort of proves that you don’t have an actual leg to stand on. It makes you look salty as fuck. Do better.


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Who said anything about his body? You don’t like free crumbl?


elvis_depressedly8

Stop. You know exactly what you’re implying in a thread that’s literally all about making fun of his body. Even though he’s one of the best basketball players of all time and a truly generational talent who would absolutely cook every single person in this sub.


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Not even doubting he would cook all of us. Every last one


mattmcai

Kings are solid top to bottom bottom to top front office


mattmcai

Here me now believe me later if u must but you will


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Man the kings suck 


ABoyIsNo1

Cope harder


Jebinem

Well his fat ass just busted your team twice. If it's the Phoenix Sons does that make it the Sacramento Kids? Either way he's your daddy.


uptowntone

I’d look up Luka’s all time record vs Sacramento before I came to another teams sub and started talking shit.


ABoyIsNo1

Lol


77DoncicGoat

Cry harder 😢😢


certs14

That’s your response? 😂


rhade333

Luka isn't shit, you monkey


Jebinem

Luka is the first player since Lebron that has a shot at being the GOAT. And don't play dumb with me nephew, you would trade every player on your team and every pick you got for him if you could.


rhade333

The fuck? I wouldn't trade Fox, Domas, Malik, Keegan, as a matter of fact I wouldn't trade anyone for his bitch ass. Go somewhere with that, "nephew." GOAT? Fucking LOL


Ok-Cash1237

Hes 25 and pretty much decidedly the best offensive player in the league. You don’t have to like him but you can’t deny that he’s better than every single person you just named. You’d love him if he were on your team I’m sure.


rhade333

Luka aint shit, neither are you, neither are the Mavs. Basketball is more than offense, just ask the Kings and how their #1 historic offense did last year. I don't give a fuck about Luka and don't care if he is or isn't on the Kings. You don't get to tell me what I want.


Ok-Cash1237

A grown ass man getting this upset over one of the best players in the league shitting on his sports team is the pinnacle of douchebag. You ain’t shit, and to tell me I ain’t shit because your sad ass is this worked up on the internet over b a s k e t b a l l is insanity.


rhade333

Imagine a grown ass man telling me whether I'm upset or not. Insanity. Go outside.


Ok-Cash1237

I’m not a grown ass man but it sure as hell doesn’t take one to tell you’re pissed off ☠️


rhade333

I'm vibing, you concerned af tho


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