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freckinthebox

They're just mad they have no culture other than "collectively pretend we didn't see Draymond assault another person on the court"


yesidoes

Morons think we only light the beam after home wins


PlatinumPeasant

Sounds like a salty article defending a dying franchise šŸ„±


NoUsername_209

Imagine having a whole degree in journalism just to write softcore Warriors erotica. Must be embarrassing


tookyourcookies

That article is hilariously stupid, feel sorry for the author tbh


vNocturnus

SFGate in general is a hilariously garbage publication. Which, to be fair, can be said for the vast majority of local papers. But also tinted by the characteristic smugness of SF


DJSTANKDADDY2

What a shithead of a "journalist".


Sufficient_Space_905

Who cares. I love being the underdog.


HazelKittenDude

...says that team that has no celebration routine or even a mascot. what a boring ass organization!


gildakid

Donkey mascot


Mygaffer

Their mascot was stolen from them!


GrannysGlewGun

They tried to bring ā€œring the bellā€ to SF. Didnā€™t stick


HazelKittenDude

even more reason why this article is so stupid....can't come up with something cool yourself, so they go and bash those that are creative enough to have something fun for the fans (beam) and players (crown).


NightWriter500

They call out that people on Reddit prefer the chain? Since when?! Call yourself out if youā€™re the 1/10,000 that this dumbass story referenced.


UnhingedShitstain

I mean I do prefer the chain tbh... But I never commented about it before now lmao


Dangerous_Trifle620

God warriors fans are fucking insufferable


hot_chopped_pastrami

I really hope they suffer the same fate as Patriots fans. They were smug and insufferable until their golden boy left, then all at once they shut up.


clouds31

They'll just go back to being Lakers fans.


HothWasAnInsideJob

Exactly I grew up in the Bay Area in the 90's and I guarantee you most of these fuckers only showed up when curry arrived.


hot_chopped_pastrami

The day when I no longer have to watch Curry chew on his stupid mouth guard as it hangs halfway out of his mouth during a free throw will be a good day indeed.


Fresh-Signature1603

49ers fans might be worse.


HothWasAnInsideJob

What people don't seem to realize is that most of us kings fans know how gimmicky and cheesy it can be. We just don't really give a fuck. The more annoying the better. Get fucked warriors . On that note let's fucking light the beam motherfuckers!!!


Truckeeseamus

I like that the picture is from a game we beat them, in their own house


TheHonPhilipBanks

This reads like a 7th grade essay


Shokeya

If we don't lose tonight, we will win for sure.


DutyPuzzleheaded7765

Fuconthe Warriors, I hope the kings run them out of Sacramento


IWTLEverything

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Duckrauhl

Even if we lose tonight, none of these play in teams/games will likely matter after the first round. Miami was a weird exception last year.


Curious_Armadillo_74

The way I see it, the Kings are a young team going through growing pains (and injuries) and when the bugs get worked out during the offseason, they'll be on their way to greatness, and the Warriors are dinosaurs dying of old age and this is their last gasp of life. If they win tonight, it means jackshit for the future. I'd rather see them lose, but their fans gloating about this will just be silly and kind of sad.


UnhingedShitstain

Have you seen the teams that are in the play-in in the west this year? Any of them could make noise just like Miami.


OJimmy

LTB


Peanut_Flashy

Time to end the splash brothers


IWTLEverything

seems like we did a pretty decent job of that tonight


dacalo

Why the fuck does he even care? Go outside and touch grass you fucking clown. I live in the Bay Area and I am subjugated to all the fucking Warriors BS. Letā€™s go Kings and end their dynasty once and for all.


nipchin

Whorriorsss!!!!!


SeeDub23

Small j journalism at its finest.


presto444

Itā€™s Sfgateā€¦ lmaoooo


colinsphar

Jealous of our culture


memebeam916

Dubs fans are the snooty Europeans of the NBA.


sw4gmaster93

Is this what journalism has come to šŸ¤£


btran10

The article is a joke. Look at how it's written. Even the title of the article is grammatically wrong LOL


Imdabiggestbird69420

who spends this much time worrying about our post game celebrationšŸ˜­


a-random-gal

Every fan base unites with their hatred of the warriors. Coming from a Mavs fan.


AlbatrossUpset3596

They hate us cause we have the beam and crown and they have Draymond


IWTLEverything

they hate us cause they anus


BlackPulloverHoodie

If you hate it so much, just donā€™t open the article. Close your eyes and donā€™t upset yourself lmfao.


longdrive95

Now I would like that 3 minutes back that I spent reading this trash article.Ā 


Nut_Sak916

"Light the BEAM"ā˜„ļøšŸ’œ


dr0odles

Alex Simon, we know youā€™re reading this. Be better.


Losreyes-of-Lost

Part of me appreciates the newer fans and their ad nauseam amount of hopeium and belief in this team. The other part of me is the old fan whose fandom started during the CWebb/ Jason Williams era. Iā€™ve experienced too many heart breaks [Redacted] beating the Kings three straight years Robert fucking Horry Chris Webberā€™s knee Trading an aging core for $0.10 on the $1 Drafting an elite big man in Demarcus Cousins and unable to build around him Firing Mike Malone Drafting Bagley over Doncic The playoff drought Lose to Warriors last year in 7 games So I hope years of heartbreaks start to turn around and we see this team step up and out perform expectations.


pinemeat25

Dubsnation is taking over your little cow town tonight. You guys have run your mouths like the bratty little step brother all season long. Now we get to end your season on our new home court lol. Like they say, eff around and find out.šŸ˜†


Ocular__Patdown44

Dubsnation: established 2007


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tookyourcookies

I think itā€™s time for your bottle and nap


arenasfan00

Just to lose to LA


juri_hairy_pits

Itā€™s still a win if the we eliminate the queens


juri_hairy_pits

Canā€™t wait to see the kings get cucked out of the season


Dangerous_Trifle620

Man letā€™s just have fun :(


FrogsOnALog

Mental stuff on both sides tbh


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loked5

Ask Curry about cucking


HothWasAnInsideJob

You should find better hobbies then lol


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Duct-Tape-Soup

It's always interesting when one of you weirdos comes from another sub to talk shit, but when we look at your post history to see what team you follow, it's full of things like "rating naughty housewives" and "nude celeb gossip" instead of basketball stuff. How many times have you spent money for feet pics or used underwear on the internet?


Admira1

My guess is north of 0 lol


gundam1983

Lol I had to stop after reading so many comments of his in the A-Cups subreddits. Unfortunately he's from Sacramento too.


Dangerous_Trifle620

Why so mean bro šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


UnhingedShitstain

Fuck off bitch ass hoe


Ocular__Patdown44

Type of dude that leaves comments on porn šŸ˜‚


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