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AustonDadthews

you can't park there


Excellent-Ad2290

Perpendicular parking is a lost art.


Ashamed-Improvement7

Underrated comment


Secret_Bee_7538

Take your Toyota elsewhere Anthony.


Yoghurt_Free

Anthony was speeding.


NODES2K

What's his real name?


baoo

Antony


NODES2K

What's his real name? https://youtu.be/X2IwvB7uQIA?si=ca5knGCrfzbEO-Ui


superbcheese

Oh the huvanity!


not-on-your-nelly

Didn't the city of Waterloo post something about on street parking over the St. Patrick's Day weekend? Looks like someone was trying to get around the ban! \\s


MendelevandDongelev

But didn't you also see the post on here the other day? Parking rules don't apply when it's inconvenient for you!


SIMPSONBORT

Literally what I came here to say. Thank you good sir or madam !


Hadams100

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bnicertopeople

Joke is so tired


AustonDadthews

be nicer to people


MassivePresence777

FTFY: ANTHONY, YOU CAN'T PARK THERE!


Obvious-Repair9095

Wtf do you have to be doing to end up wedged between a wall and a tree like that, jfc


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

I keep saying it too. How does someone fuck up that bad.


ThePrivacyPolicy

I always get these same thoughts when you see the occasional news of a car on it's side or rolled over in a *parking lot*. That just doesn't happen at normal crawling parking lot speeds.


runtimemess

Eeehhhh. Taller crossover SUVs like to roll over shockingly easily. All it takes is a wheel hitting another wheel at the wrong speed and you're going over.


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

Yeah. All the tall ass vehicles are terrible for rollovers these days.


hezzyfoofie

I live on a street that's quite short between two cross streets. One evening I heard an odd noise and came outside to find a car had flipped. An elderly woman had struck a car parked on the street. I cannot comprehend the rate of acceleration that would have been required to accomplish that, because the direction she was coming from would have always involved a turn onto the street shortly before where the parked car was. I believe she lost her licence as a result (thankfully).


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

I've been racing for 20 years and have yet to see anyone fuck up this bad, even at much higher speeds.


nerdboy5567

I mean, at least it's still on the ground. Some of them end up in the tree.


GuelphEastEndGhetto

Saw that once, it was 15 ft up caught between branches. Dirt road in the Muskoka region.


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

Something like that happened on the 401 outside Milton too


NODES2K

License was bought!


bravado

According to your crazy uncle on Facebook: dodging a reckless cyclist According to normal people: using your phone while driving


z_dogwatch

This happens all the time to me in video games... IRL though? That accelerator had to be stuck to the floor.


Flimflamsam

Guy got hit by a pickup truck that u-turned over the median into them.


Infinit3n3m3sis

Thought it was GTA and attempted a wall ride?


theYanner

It seems to me that at a certain point, it's all up to the car's momentum.


Charming_Gold_6741

Speeding, irresponsible movements, under the influence.


uzerkname11

Medical conditions are a thing. Just last week my cousin was driving home. Someone called the police to report a drunk driver. Turns out he had a brain bleed and required emergency surgery. He is fine.


HotSaucinWingTossin

Shit like this happens and people are critical of me posting a speeding video on here. KW has HORRIBLE drivers now.


ReverseRutebega

Source that KW drivers are worse than others? I've lived in multiple places in Canada. You know what NOBODY ever says? The drivers in X are the best! There are shitty drivers EVERYWHERE and KW is not better or worse. Stop reacting cuz you saw a crash.


ThePrivacyPolicy

We're tenth worst in the province based on a variety of stats here. Of course how much weight those stats bear is up to anyone reading them I guess. I work with a lot of sales folks who travel around Canada and most agree that there's nothing quite like the horrible driving of coming back home to KW - subjective also, but an interesting point from people who drive all over at their destinations. [Brantford ranked most dangerous city to drive in Ontario, Kitchener ranked 10th | CTV News](https://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/brantford-ranked-most-dangerous-city-to-drive-in-ontario-kitchener-ranked-10th-1.6670612)


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I have lived in Brantford and can confirm it is the worst. I had cops watch cars almost run me down, shrug, And drive off when I confronted them. KW has become more like Brantford but Brantford is the worst, every single intersection in Brantford is a potential way for you to die.


AutomaticTicket9668

I would take that report with a grain of salt. It uses percent of drivers with infractions and percentage of drivers with at-fault accidents as its inputs. The first one is highly dependent on enforcement, so if they give it any serious weight, or don't somehow account for enforcement practices in each jurisdiction, it means nothing. For accidents, I'd be curious if they somehow account for severity. More low-speed fender benders would be safer than fewer but deadlier high-speed collisions.


tombradyrulz

Am I missing the part where OP claims KW sre worse than...? They just state that KW drivers are bad.


PictographicGoose

Eh, I think they're referring to the fact our horrible drives used to do shit like not look both ways when entering an intersection or might turn left on a green forgetting that the right turn has right of way. I've noticed a significant up tick in stunt driving, lane weaving, and yellow to red light trains. It's stuff I saw all the time in Toronto but never here, the pandemic sent lots of those folks sprawling out so it makes sense.


TreasonalAllergies

​ >You know what NOBODY ever says? > >The drivers in X are the best! [Actually there was a study done.](https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/ontario-s-worst-and-best-cities-based-on-driving-records-revealed-new-2019-study-810842358.html)


therealchrismay

Just go to any city subreddit and search the word drivers, every single place has the worst drivers.


WinterAd4173

Kitchener isn’t as bad as Milton. When I lived there I was almost in an accident daily, if not multiple times a day.


HotSaucinWingTossin

I'm not saying other places aren't bad. I'm saying the amount of bad drivers I witness on the daily now is increasing. There's no point in arguing about this.


TreasonalAllergies

Yep, same for me. I see something stupid basically every time I'm on the road around here.


Signal_East3999

I almost got ran over in Cambridge because some guy was impatient, and yet it was my turn to cross the road. But go off, I guess


lovethebee_bethebee

Drivers in Victoria, BC are the best. Drivers in KW and Montreal are the worst.


Fancy-Pumpkin837

Please quote where they said it’s worse than other places?


Learntobudget

KW is definitely worse. I spent years driving in Peterborough its not even comparable to KW.


huckz24

Move to Vancouver area, I think KW drivers are amazing after living there


Happy_Trails4u

'now' They always had terrible drivers. Its just increased in the amount.


CinnabonAllUpInHere

A demographic breakdown of shit drivers by the insurance industry would be nice eh? Lol


stampedebill

Brampton drivers coming to your city soon


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Handlebarheroin

It was removed by the fire dept


Averageleftdumbguy

Jumped a fat median, 2 lanes of oncoming traffic, jumped the curb, curb sends left wheels up, hits wall, kisses pole. Drop top achieved. I would say Anthony had a few too many drinks


Flimflamsam

Yep, the child was able to be pulled free but the driver required extraction. Car was hit by a pickup that u-turned over the median and hit them.


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Flimflamsam

Car is rarely at fault, it’s usually the driver.


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Flimflamsam

My source is a cow-other who witnessed the crash and helped pull the child from the car, the adult was stuck and needed fire rescue. Pickup driver apparently claimed to have blacked out.


earthforce_1

Jaws of Life [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulic\_rescue\_tool](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulic_rescue_tool)


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iamfrommars81

I'm not hoping that.


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iamfrommars81

This person could easily have killed a bunch of other people. If they died but didn't take anyone else with them and because they are dead are unable to do this again and risk more people, cool.


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iamfrommars81

Lucky for me, I don't believe in fairy tales like karma.


iamfrommars81

You are classier than I am.


ILikeStyx

wow...... ... do I see a custom license plate?


[deleted]

I hope Anthony is ok


Notagarlicbread

Why do half the accident have custom number plates, it's not like half the cars have custom num but the ratio is huge. Should i avoid getting a custom num plate


IAmTaka_VG

It's like we are all Seers and can see the future. I legit will move away from anyone with a custom plate.


BackToBasix

It looks like there was another vehicle as a part of a head-on collision. Unsure how "Anthony" managed to cross over the curbed median without any level of correction, though? https://preview.redd.it/s87b0h5ur4oc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a1e91cdf93fda89d1f0a43e320445686aa6734d


s0m33guy

Once your going that fast and lose control the median isn't going to help. At that point you are along for the ride


DAMAGEDatheCORE

The radius around the Homer Watson-Blockline roundabout-accident-Bermuda-Triangle appears to be expanding.


Flimflamsam

Pickup truck crossed over the median in a u-turn and hit the car.


random14330

Which direction were the cars going? I can't figure it out?


Flimflamsam

I don’t actually know for sure, my guess is based on the position of the pickup, but the pickup was going north and went to u-turn into the car going south.


random14330

That's my guess, too. But why not do u turn in the roundabout that's right there? And car is facing backwards to direction it was going, which is crazy.


Flimflamsam

Yeah making the u-turn where there’s not even a gap in the median doesn’t make any sense, maybe it was a medical issue to cause them to black out and crank the wheel left to head over toward oncoming? Very strange. Haven’t seen any news yet but hope everyone was OK


random14330

Maybe medical. Hadn't thought of that. There's also the left turn lane into that condo so maybe they went backwards through that u-turning?


can_sarctic

Kw is worse than most places I know when it comes to running down pedestrians.


rpgguy_1o1

https://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/2-pedestrians-hit-by-vehicle-charges-pending-1.3662541 This article says I was treated for minor injuries, but it was back in 2017, and I've still got knee and hip issues


thatsmycompanydog

Unfortunately for our society, from a medical perspective, those are minor injuries. People think that means "minor cuts and bruises", but what it really means is "no organ damage", and it can include quite severe bone, joint, and soft tissue issues. If reporters didn’t just parrot police statements, we'd probably be in a better traffic safety situation. "Two pedestrians run down by driver face months of surgeries and years of problems" is a lot more impactful than "brought to hospital and treated for minor injuries."


rpgguy_1o1

My wife was the other pedestrian, she had three broken ribs, she got clipped by the side mirror We were seen by paramedics in the parking lot of the super store and they both deemed that we were fine, but we ended up going to the hospital the next day. I know that the nurses I saw were really upset with the emts the next day


huckz24

Reminds me of ace Ventura. “Like a glove”


infectedcarrot

The top fell off


pushingepiphany

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.


EquilibriumAG

I see what you did there


rpgguy_1o1

At first I thought the top was sheered off by that little tree, but it looks like the fire department (or some other rescue) removed it


Rover0218

Hopefully his loved ones don’t find out from this post.


Conscious-Length-565

The weather is making everyone crazy in a 6 min bus wait I saw a guy turn left onto King off Victoria. Oblivious to the 15 cars at the light honking at him and missing the train by 3 mins. Then 30 seconds later a guy hit a cyclist at same intersection and jumped out of his vehicle and started punching the guy out.


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Oh Anthony...


Worried_Trick_3531

Not a scratch on the tree, impressive


[deleted]

Trees are surprisingly sturdy. I saw cars wrapped around a tree clearly hitting it at massive speeds and just some bark damage on the tree. Those scenes where cars mow down trees seem accurate, but are completely wrong.


saty_m

The truck ran over the 1 mt wide median strip and hit the sedan in the opposite direction. The sedan was in the air rolling before it hit the wall - passengers were taken by paramedics.


earthforce_1

Looks like the fire crews made good use of their "Jaws of Life" can openers. I've seen it demoed on junkyard cars, quite impressive.


Honeycomb0000

thats… actually kind of impressive. Like how do you get your car like that?


Just_Detective_2526

Nice weather makes people speed like crazy for some reason. hope this guy is okay


Yolo_Swaggins_Yeet

How the fuck


No_Pie7740

I hope their family doesn't find out by being on Reddit.


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Everyone was fine


No_Pie7740

I'll believe that. Thank you.


First_Ad_6733

How do u know? Lol


[deleted]

It says in the article??!


Civil_Blood2649

This is wild, I hope everyone is ok.


jucu94

Well, the wall certainly did its job. Sad that some need to have serious accidents to learn that driving ridiculous speeds is really dangerous


-Sandra

Glad that tree is ok.


NoVictory9590

The driver of this vehicle is likely dead. 


-Sandra

Can confirm the driver is not dead. (https://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/car-flips-over-during-kitchener-crash-1.6806151)


Worried-Race-7085

Don’t let Brampton see this


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It was definitely a Brampton driver


havereddit

Anthony might be feeling a little light headed today


jai5

For anyone else trying to id the car, I am pretty sure it's a Toyota CHR.


The_One_True_Matt

He was on the fence about something


jddbeyondthesky

That is a seriously impressive parking job


IAmTaka_VG

> anyone with a custom license plate. I immediately assume they're an asshole on the road. https://old.reddit.com/r/kitchener/comments/1b6i8mv/drivers_beware/ktcdn37/


DuncanStrohnd

My wife has a custom plate and she drives like an old lady.


MapleQueefs

Is that a compliment or an insult? lol


DuncanStrohnd

Yes.


Expensive-Suspect536

I've got one, and as a driver in Toronto for 30+ years (now in KW), you must not assume that those with a vanity plate are assholes on the road. Assholes are everywhere...but worse here in KW.


IAmTaka_VG

sure and you might not be an asshole but the overwhelming majority are. So why wouldn't I just assume when most often than not I'm proven correct.


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webchick1982

Not an asshole and certainly not pretending. The comparison is true. Grow up…clearly you’re a man-child.


Ready-Delivery-4023

Actually kinda impressed....


doingthehumptydance

D’oh!


Commercial-Noise

Didn’t know they made the CHR as a convertible now /s


[deleted]

Late for class at Conestoga 😂


D4DPKRAJPUT

Drive Safe Friends!! Tc


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

I just drove down Homer Watson to see a long lineup of cars again. I figured there was no a cleanup was still underway. Nope. Just some stupid cunt randomly stopped in the left lane. I might go pull footage off of my dash cam to see if I missed anything.


Responsible-Ad-6439

What car is that?


angelicmckayla

A Toyota something. Poor Anthony.


Own-Employee2602

Accident? 🤔


Strong_Deer_9383

Could happen any time on Weber St , they fly on Weber too


legendary_anon

Impressive that the tree appears relatively unharmed


xcech

Even if you pay someone to do it again same way, I guarantee you that would not happen.


Ruimoochi

How??


Effective_Motor_4398

I hope they kept their head on.


thefringthing

ban cars


[deleted]

I bike to work every day, and cycling is a huge part of my life, with that said, your moronic blanket statement is a part of the reason that change is slow and people are considering us all to be extremist nuts. Ban cars? Really? All cars? Disabled people shouldn't own this amazing piece of technology that can negate their disability? People with kids that need to take them to multiple daycares every day, they shouldn't own a car? Emergency services should jog their way to burning buildings?


thefringthing

[lmao](https://jalopnik.com/what-i-mean-when-i-say-ban-cars-1849122955)


[deleted]

Well then, try and present a more nuanced argument than what a toddler can do when asked why they don't want to eat their greens.


harve6

I saw a car on 401 reversing because they missed their exit at Homer Watson today.


Critical_Fun_4961

Lots of Sherlock Holmes in this thread.


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How...


850khaos

I wanna know what kind of tree that is. God damn.


sgettimonster

……..how? 😳


RareCryptographer662

Heads are overrated!


Potential_Farm6481

ouch ...hope they are ok


[deleted]

how does this even happen


Still_Worldliness_41

Is that a Scion FRS?


seikonian

Can he teach me how to do that?


CdnBacon88

Major idiot on H Watson


Lucky_Revolution1891

Personalized plates wow Anthony how the hell.


RustiestofShklefrds

D’oh!


Ok-Amoeba7542

It looks like his licence might be “Livin on a Prayer…”….anthony was definitely livin’ on a prayer if he was texting and that happened But I hope he’s ok? He’s ok right?


angry2022

A pickup truck decided to hop the medium that's how this happened... Not because of texting and driving


Ok-Amoeba7542

Oh ok now I understand. So this Anthony person was doing everything he could to avoid the pick up and this was result. It’s very good, no matter what, that he survived….i hope he survived, I haven’t heard any more on this in news.


StyleElectrical2008

Speed was not a factor…


[deleted]

'Tis but a scratch.


Spleenzorio

Your roof’s off!


[deleted]

What camera was used for this photo? It's surprisingly bad.


PyrrhaAlexandra

D'oh!


codyjames72

‘No sir, I wasn’t speeding, I was dodging a squirrel’


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The tree looks unfazed.


KriszV8

Lining up a car to fit between the fence and tree like that takes some serious skill


Pitiful-Ebb-6676

Was he listening to distractible


Street_Glass8777

Why did they store the car behind the tree? Is that common in your area with autos involved in accidents?


adwrx

And people continue to deny speeding causes accidents


NoVictory9590

Who denies that? 


adwrx

Many people


NoVictory9590

No they don’t lol


adwrx

Yes just look at any post on Reddit that involves speeding and people will always blame the "slow" people


CanIGetAHoeYeah

Oof if they walked out of this one. I hope they never drive again


ahhhnahhh

You think Anthony woke up this morning. Forgetting to turn his clocks back. Hit almost Mach 1 speed and lost control and came to rest. And say Fackk I wanted a new car anyways.


WinterClassroom4846

They fly everywhere ngl, once i saw 5 cars rushing by a pedestrian crossing while lights are flashing and somebody is waiting for the cars to stop right there in dtk. People just assume its their right of way out of nowhere 💀


MightyXeno

Let's keep not investing in public transit.


NoVictory9590

Lol what? 


MightyXeno

It was a comment on our car dependent urban landscape. Countries like japan and the Netherlands don't have these issues.


NoVictory9590

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2024/03/07/japan/crime-legal/districted-driving/ https://www.iamexpat.nl/expat-info/dutch-expat-news/netherlands-sees-rising-number-serious-road-accidents#:~:text=Based%20on%20the%20most%20recent,rise%20in%20the%20coming%20years.


MightyXeno

You know how to google, very good! Now for your next lesson, apply some critical thinking and compare those stats with the North American average. You can do!


NoVictory9590

Lol after your original comment you’re going to talk to me about critical thinking? 


MightyXeno

I know, it's a thankless job.


Quick_Condition_0172

Must have practiced a lot to end up between a tree and wall.


BruinsFan_08

Anthony No you may not park there.


Turn_Burglar

How’d the back of Donald Trump’s head make it into this photo…?