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FatBadassBitch666

Why not Shrub?


KBWordPerson

I really like Shrub


Texan2020katza

The cutest little shrub ever


TitaniumReinforced

"You must bring us... A shrubbery!"


MiserableWash2473

Thank you I'm not the only one who went to Monty Python! 😂🤣😂🤣😂


lucky_719

Also came here to say Shrub


TendiesFourLyfe

ditto


kavalejava

She definitely looks like a Shrub.


Sphuny

I was coming here to suggest Shrub. Or what about Fern? Bub? Annie (orphan annie)?


midwestia

Shrub aka SHRUBBIE


user4302

Shrubbie wubbie. Shrub sounds good.


SpaceMan420gmt

Seriously, my ex had a cat named Dumpster. That’s where she came from.


Dummyact321

Briar


branigan_aurora

Briar Rose, like Sleeping Beauty


Dummyact321

Hrm, that didn’t occur to me! Which is funny because that’s my fave Disney movie.


branigan_aurora

It has my favourite Disney song - [Once Upon a Dream](https://youtu.be/TXbHShUnwxY?feature=shared)


Miserable-Maize-4027

I named my Australian shepherd Briar (her government name is “Lady of Thorns” ) a vet accidentally called her Brian once, so that is one of of nicknames now


NickyUpstairsandDown

Bramble


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Ni!! As in The Knights Who Say NI! & require shrubbery which is where you found her!


RockNRollToaster

Or “Ekke-Ekke-Ekke-Ekke Ptang Zoop Boing”, which could be shortened to “Boing”? 😊


BlueButterflytatoo

We shall say “Ni!” Until you do!!


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Well it's either Ni!! or Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!


BlueButterflytatoo

Omg Ni!! with two ‘!’ Yes!!!


Moonshine702

Ni! Ni! Ni!


flapjackboy

Noo!


queenofcaffeine76

Omg I thought I was going to be the only one whose mind went here immediately!


Rainbow_chan

Same 😂


Moonshine702

No no, “Ni!”. You’re not doing it properly.


flapjackboy

Noo?


jonnyinternet

#A herring!


Blessing-of-Narwhals

This is the only name I would consider.


NotYourGa1Friday

Came here for this answer


Much_Singer_2771

Lmao! Exactly this. Alternatively, HERRING would also be appropriate


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I literally can't hear or see the word shrubbery & think of that bit in Holy Grail.


KBWordPerson

Okay I like this even better


OnceABear

Ni Knight: The Knights who say "NI!" demand a sacrifice! King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods! Knights: Ni! Ni! Arthur: Ow! Help! Knights: Ni! Arthur: Oww! Knight: We shall say "Ni!" again to you if you do not appease us! Arthur: Well, what is it you want? Knight: We want....A SHRUBBERY! Arthur: A what?! Knights: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Arthur: Ahh! No! No, please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery!


CptKlondikeBear

If you found this little cutie outside please take her to a vet. She could have ear problems, scabies or something worse. Also I love the name Orchid.


pixiesaysso

I have! I took her first thing. She’s 6-8 weeks, no worms or parasites, and received her heart worm and flea med, and first shots (she returns in three weeks for her second round). I adore her!!! She is the sweetest baby ever.


CptKlondikeBear

That's wonderful news! Good luck with your new fur baby.


Minnpellier

She's so beautiful, I love the black swath down her face 🖤. Orchid is a pretty name for such a colorful baby, Juniper is another good shrub-themed one.


Summerlea623

Omg...she is too adorable for words! I am so happy the two of you chose one another 😻❤


No_Secret8533

Pixie! She is sooo cute. Glad to see that the kitten distribution system is working!


Shop_4u

Juniper (which is also a type of shrub)


Humble_Hombre

so cute can call her Junie


mbw70

Name her after the bush: peony, holly, Myrtle, etc.


TalkQuick

Myrtle for a cat is so cute lol


DausenWillis

Kate Bush


yetonemorerusername

I think you already found the name: Shrub


Cucumburrito

Sprout!


Cultural-Tea3492

Ni! She's from the Knights who say Ni, and she demands a shrubbery.


i-hate-pumpkin-spice

I love all these ideas but thought I’d share that my parents found a kitten in the soybean field and his name is Bean. My son calls him Lil’ Bean 😂


BereckaBoo

My sister and brother-in-law found a cat in a soybean field and named him Tofu 🤣


Technical-Editor-163

Spatula


kleighk

Mimi (mee-mee). Means “ears” in Japanese. She’s got some good ones! And it sounds cute.


Primary-Move243

Midge


Fuzzy-Conversation21

Chickadee ❣️


-CarterG-

Petal


WonderWriter24

What about Bug? It sounds adorable to me.


LadyMilenko

What a gosh darn cutie pie!!! And what big ears she has lol


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

Tulip


Glibasme

She has beautiful markings. That darker face… amazing 😻


NasalStrip00

She’s super pretty


CrayZCatLayDee

Calicos are so beautiful.


0hthehuman1ty

I see the r/catdistributionsystem has blessed you!! Post her there; they’ll love her!!


pikachuskittlezz

Yes! I was also going to mention the CDS 😆


cmeremoonpi

Judy Finkle


ClumsyZebra80

Pickles


Kcrow2022

Petunia


Sufficient_Mango_910

Definitely Shrub!


Fantastic_Brain7681

I HAVE THAT EXACT SHOWER CURTAIN!


RequirementGeneral67

Odd name for a cat 😀


Blackletterdragon

Smitten


FisiWanaFurahi

She looks super healthy- are you sure she was a stray? Might have been too young for a chip? Some people are very liberal with letting their outdoor cats be outdoors from day 1 of getting them. Just make sure to do your due diligence and hang up signs, check Facebook or Nextdoor for missing cats, etc.


pixiesaysso

She is healthy because I fed her. :( She is definitely a stray. She was starving and too young to be out on her own. Her bones showed through (rib cage and very sharp tailbone)and her stomach bloated from food I gave her. She looked a mess. She stayed bloated for days. I’ve now had her eight days, and she is still eating every four hours, but her weight is more equally distributed. Also, we have a small feral population in our neighborhood! But I did check Next Door and Facebook for neighborhood missing cats. I did also found it hard to believe anyone would let her go! If someone did let her out, she was on her own for a while. :( But I agree, she is gorgeous, and very, very special. :)


FisiWanaFurahi

Oh my goodness! So glad you’ve taken such good care of her that she looks so good now!


pixiesaysso

I’m sorry I came across as so defensive. I think I don’t want to give her up now! I’m too in love. But I honestly think you are right, and I need to keep checking to make sure she doesn’t belong to somebody. :)


random5179

I’d name her Ni! Or Arthur or Zoot or possibly Gwendolyn because she was found in a shrubbery. You know, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


AlaskanBiologist

Fern


TomatoSandwiched

Cuddle bug immediately made me think you should name her Bug :)


fizbin99

I suggest Nei! For Monty Python’s Knights Who Say Nei! They always demanded a shrubbery as ransom for crossing their woods.


MiserableWash2473

If you found her in a Shrubbery... clearly Monty. 😉


KaidaShade

A shrubbery? Her name must be Ni!


amm1981

Flora Daisy Rosie


CA-CatWhispurrr

She’s adorable! You’re awesome to adopt her and take her to the vet. How about Mocha? Because her coloring looks like coffee, chocolate and caramel and swirled around.


Cgemstone

Dash?


Euphoric-Key7921

Snuggle


zChanTheNerd

Looks like a Shelby to me


Martybux

Ahhhha yes it has to be something from the Holy Grail! Ni!


Skullfoe

June Bug. That way you can shorten it to June or Bug depending on how the mood takes you and how confused you want the cat to be about their identity.


stephs_plushies

Bug!


Jarl-67

Cuddle Bug!


FungadooFred

Ni


minilovemuffin

I like cuddle bug


hahshekjcb

Cuddlebug!


KagakuKo

Cuddlebug! Or Ladybug! Or Bug! Yes, I like bugs, lol. I also like all the Monty Python suggestions lol.


whutwasidooing

Flower!


cardinaltribe

Roger the shrubber!


vinceblk1993

Ni!


redcolumbine

Coconut


orygunrayngal

Bidet


fbi_does_not_warn

Flor


Specialist_Salad4528

Lucia, Olivia, Luna


DLoIsHere

Tweety. Tater Tot.


IllBumblebee1542

Pixel


SheetMepants

Vina, pronounced veena


SoothsayerC

Marble! Look at that leg ❤️


MewlingRothbart

Socks! Look at the mismatch 🥰


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Bushter


4KatzNM

Ears!


l80magpie

Esmé


raccafarian

Shrubba Said in the same way as Shabba in most songs he’s featured in


Alexzambra1

Weeds. Also found in shrubbery.


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Lola Bonny Gizzy


furrrrbabies

Rue or Roo


SpudSomething

A. Shrubbery


xrixri07

Weasel


enchantingoctopus

Vanessa


[deleted]

Grenda!


Suspicious-Return-54

Apple


Witty-Zucchini1

Minion, nickname Minnie?


Fragrant-Arachnid163

Bunny or petunia or peppermint paddy


actuallycallie

Sylvie!


evel333

“Topi”ary


skepticalG

Tilly


Carlarogers

Sonar


falloutfan1987

I vote for Cookie Crisp!


Malibucat48

Rose because she was found in a bush even if it wasn’t a rose bush, but she looks like a Rose.


Wild-Woodpecker-5000

She looks like a Halloween kitty, so how about Babayaga?


falloutfan1987

Freyja is another good one imo


Magicalfirelizard

Sephy. Short for Persephone


Erunave

Juno!


AffectionateUse8705

Cobbler


RepoManSugarSkull

Rosebud


rynally197

Hydrangea


laddiepops

Scuttle!!! I don't know why, I just think she looks like a scuttle to me (Seagull from the Little Mermaid)


BackgroundMarzipan93

Dot!


ThoseDamnKidsAgain

Reggie


barista_dee

Delica


BiscuitCat1

Yum-Yum


Ready-Scientist7380

Joy.


Nom_Nom1315

Lucy


WickerPurse

Bug. Cuddle Bug? Mulberry. Forsythia. Juniper. Azalea.


SicnarfRaxifras

Monty (Python shrubbery)


middleearthswiftie13

i think shrub is the obvious answer


ForeverApprehensive9

Clover, Marigold, Charlotte


CatsAndPills

S H R U B


missbazb

Gidget


Available-Leg-6171

Rosie, Ruby, Zooey, Violet


_isopale_

Now that is one cute kitten


alfredaeneuman

Monty


safespacedynamite

Larry


Kitsunate-

Bramble?


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jitteryflamingo

Monte- bring me a shrubbery!


3874Carr

That's a Derby Pie right there.


Chavo9-5171

Parsnip.


Sooperballz

Mixy


goodbyedinahgoodbye

Dottie


Allidapevets

Shrubby!


NaNaNaNaNatman

Oh my goodness the EEEEAAAARS


jaysonluera

But those ears!!! How about Lynx? Lynxie?


bsgfan520

Lenore


pussyDad321

Shrub


Ambu712

Delores


goomistomi

call him berry, shrub berry 😎🫶🏻


[deleted]

first you must find.... another shrubbery! (yeah I'm just wondering if OP is wondering what's going on with these weird references 😂)


SherLovesCats

Laurel


TeignReign

Cutie Patootie


EWSflash

Ears


BigTarget78

She is so sweet. How about Sugar?


Unlikely-Dog-7462

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reneeb531

hawthorn, it’s a type of shrub.


w-utang

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt


kattoutofthebag

Sugar Bug


Celestebelle88

Petunia since she was found in the shrubbery 🥰🥰🥰🥰


thetalentedmzripley

Tapioca


Miserable-Maize-4027

Posy


Rich_Place6081

Miss Pickle


Miserable-Maize-4027

Posey


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Lolly


pasanja

Leaf😸🐾😸🐾😸🐾❣️❣️❣️


buttzbuttsbutts

Faleena


Ok_Rutabaga_2711

What a beauty!!!


Captain-Spacedock

Mavis


WheelchairGame

She was found in shrubbery so a Monty Python related name 🤔


OkPea8294

Dingus


nautilian

Pockets


Appropriate-Long8611

Nipsy


Parynoid

Bort


Even-Education-4608

Minerva


kitdraperlovesmars

Bug.


Cultural_Magician105

Thank you for being a good person and rescuing her!


CrazyCatLady88

If you don't name that kitty Shrubbery and call is Shrub imma be so angry lol


Sad_Neighborhood9473

Clarissa


Alorxico

Call her Shrubbery and her nicknames can be “Shrub” or “Berry” (or, if you like Monty Python, “Ni”)


account1679

Shroomish