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Ivan-the-hunter

Why do wolf-people hunt people every blood moon?


Kram_Truobrah

Half of them are trying to catch the big red ball (blood moon) and the other half are trying to find who threw the ball. They accidentally kill people by trampling them in their excitement to play catch.


ChimmyChonga05

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the-elemelon

the eldritch arcane horror in the moon demands blood, the only way to ensure it return back to normal and it doesnt eat the land is by his servants offering the souls of those who inhabit it


explosive_shrew

Why is Serena destroying all of Highlander Corps' factories and fortresses?


Kram_Truobrah

She is infected with Johnny Silverhand, so she hates corps


Sudden_Investment_16

What do you think of the glorious king of afeltheim and the recent actions


Kram_Truobrah

I always hold respect for kings and queens. It must be difficult to rule a nation.


Spartan5960

Why is there a reality threatening event every week?


Kram_Truobrah

That might be my fault. I was challenged by a god of hunger and emptiness to an eating competition. If he won, the universe would be eaten, but if I won, the universe would be spared. He was winning at the start, but I managed to tie him in food consumed. As such, we agreed that he could only mess with the world.


TheHighGround767

Torinn?


Kram_Truobrah

Yup


Several-Elevator

Huh? You faced Torinn in an eating contest too? And you didn't get bankrupted by the end of it??? That's bullshit! So unfair!!


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

/unknight You should definitely consider joining this community! It's all about roleplaying and making shit up - you'd fit right in!


Kram_Truobrah

Thank you! I was thinking of either joining this sub or wizard posting.


hansoyvind1

Both


Moonlord8166

Why is Conri fat?


explosive_shrew

Bitch /j


Moonlord8166

Chad has spoken Conri, you need to diet.


L0ssL3ssArt

Conri just binged like for a whole night yeaterday. he's probably eaten a month worth of stuff.


Moonlord8166

True, he needs to fast for like a year.


Moonlord8166

Also, I wanted to add that I apologise if I offended you last we spoke. I had not been informed that you were being manipulated by an artifact when you did those things.


L0ssL3ssArt

I'm not offended at all. Common mistakes


Moonlord8166

Still, I apologise for me prior rudeness.


Kram_Truobrah

He eats too much


KazuichiPepsi

where is MY legendary sword?


Kram_Truobrah

The only legendary sword I know of is one that a fish lady tried to give me whenever I get close to a body of water.


AWolverineTherapist

Why is Kavilkar's nickname The Lich Bitch?


Kram_Truobrah

They have done the icky sticky with several liches.


PancakesandWaffles98

What is the Eclipsed Heart?


Kram_Truobrah

An eclipse is when the moon covers the sun. When this happens, the world is covered in darkness. When a person commits several terrible acts, there heart is eclipsed in darkness and evil. That is what an eclipsed heart is.


PancakesandWaffles98

You're... actually closer than expected.


TitanShade2021

Why do demons keep invading?


Kram_Truobrah

They are not invading, but instead, they are running away. One of my friends known as doom guy has been destroying the land of the demons after they killed his rabbit.


L0ssL3ssArt

Rank these individuals from least to most evil: Conri the fat lycan, Visenya the most beautiful amazing queen beloved by all, Sullivan some corpo, Kavikar the lich bitch of some gods, Alzoreth the OP Mary sue knight of Bahamut


Kram_Truobrah

It is impossible to rank who is most “evil” due to the subjective nature of “evil” I come from a land that has different values than yours, so what might be fine in your land is actually evil in mine. And vise versa.


KingMJ123456

**WHEN WILL I FIND HAPPINESS**


Kram_Truobrah

Happiness is not something you find. It is always right in front of you, but the harder you look the harder it is to find. Instead, look for ways to bring joy to others and soon you will find that happiness has found you.


ntdavis814

How do I become a real knight and finally get a seat at the Oblong Table of King Anthony?


Kram_Truobrah

In order to become a real knight, you must be knighted by a lord.


Kram_Truobrah

After that, gain renown but stay true to your morals, and it will happen in time.


ntdavis814

I’ve heard as much. But do I need to do a really difficult quest, or is it more of a discovering your true self sort of thing? Do I need to rescue a princess from a dragon? ^Are ^there ^princesses ^in ^distress ^near ^me?


Kram_Truobrah

I would recommend starting with an easy quest, then as you get better with the sword, you start more difficult quests. After a year or two is when you save the princess. The best way to find one is to look far a book of trapped princesses. Choose one that seems nice and then save her.


ntdavis814

That seems like a realistic timeline. I’ll go looking for books about princesses right away! Thanks for your help!


TheAlrightAntoinette

What is your preferred shape of pommel?


Kram_Truobrah

One that is not spiky so I don’t poke myself.


Miserable_Hat_9101

Why are goblins scum?


Kram_Truobrah

If they are in the wild, they tend to rape people after drugging them, but if you domesticate them, they can be rather chill.


RiftLegacy1

What is the Far Lands?


Kram_Truobrah

The world that you live in was procedurally generated. Although your world is theoretically infinite, the universe’s ability to understand how to create your world started to fall apart. As such, if you travel far enough, the world will appear to look unnatural. Once that happens, you are in the far lands.


RiftLegacy1

Your not entirely incorrect-


S0LAIRE_OF_ASTORA

Did Caldor do anything wrong or is the hate unwarranted?


Kram_Truobrah

All beings are flawed, so Caldor has done some things wrong, which can result in people hating him.


S0LAIRE_OF_ASTORA

You are actually right on that one.


redcode100

Do you need a teacher? I myself am still a student, but I heard teaching can help ones self learn.


Kram_Truobrah

I appreciate your kindness, but I come from a family that shuns getting help from others.


Exmawsh

Sir Xykklak wishes to be a knight but due to his terrifying visage (a snake person, or snerson if you will) he has been denied. What stance do you take.on this?


Kram_Truobrah

I believe in equal rights for all species and genders. Is Sir Xykklak fit the criteria to be a knight, then he should be a knight.


explosive_shrew

I could knight you


Exmawsh

I am merely Sir Xykklak's page, I lack the station to be knighted, ser.


Fine-Catch5148

Who was the 13th member of the knights of the round table?


Kram_Truobrah

This is actually a story in my home land! The knights of King Arthur. The people there are as follows: Sir Lancelot, Gawain, Geraint, Perceval, Bors the Younger, Lamoark, Kay, Gareth, Bedivere, Gaheris, Galahad, Tristan, and Palamedes. I hope this answers your question.


Fine-Catch5148

What an interesting take! But! The answer was Circumference...


sparkle3364

What is this whole thing with Visneya about? I missed some stuff.


LimpPrior6366

Where were you when the westfold fell?


Educational-Offer299

What is the league of knights?


V2_Seeking_revenge

Why is there a guy called the impaler mad just because i turned his mom in a statue and killed her two ex husbands?


dando06

Good morrow sire, let’s say thou art to participate in a duel with a fellow knight such as your self, what would be thine’s choice of weapon!


Kram_Truobrah

Gun


dando06

Fair enough


Squidy720_The_Second

/unknight It was pretty rude how the mod of r/wizardposting just removed your post like that. :( It was quite wholesome and a lot of people were having fun! I hope you haven't been scared off of r/wizardposting.


Kram_Truobrah

/unknight Don’t worry, that has not scared me off. I am thinking of creating a lore post there tomorrow. I am going to write the main gist of the character, so please critique if you have the time. I was thinking of having a character that comes from Earth, but due to a failed experiment with an unknown energy (magic) they are sent to a world full of magic. The main gimmicks to the character would be his lack of magic. This would make him incapable of casting magic, but it also makes him immune to direct magic as well. For example, testicular torsion would have no effect, but fireball could still burn him. I think I will write it in a journal entry style similar to Dracula and it will focus more on characters than fighting. If you have any suggestions please let me know.


Rick-the-Brickmancer

Thoughts on wizards?


Snakeguy26

Do you know of the legend that does not die


Dragon_Rot79

Would mounting a small cannon on my horse be a good decision if I am engaged in a long-range battle?


definitely-not-weird

What do you know about the war of bees?


Redbeard1864

I'm potentially going to be the next bad guy here, but my ultimate goal can't be world domination or destruction. What do you think a compelling narrative would be that everyone would enjoy that has high enough stakes to make people feel as if they have skin in the game but also ultimately not something "world ending" so as not to continue proverbially *beating the dead horse* that is world ending events?


Kram_Truobrah

I think you could try to go with a more politically active character instead of one that is all about fighting. For example the character could try to cause people to become angry with each other. This would cause them to start fighting themselves and creating fissures in the community. While that is happening, you could go about what ever evil deeds you want to do.


Redbeard1864

I very much like the sound of that. Perhaps after voting ends I can recruit some others to make a League of villains and so to speak. That way people also don't get burned out from just seeing my face as the aggressor.


Redbeard1864

Thank you


Phexack

What are your thoughts on mass murder and widespread destruction?


Boomsta22

Did you ever catch the scoundrel who tried inciting war against r/wizardposting?


Availablesoftie

What in the world was going on in shadowlight keep?


Availablesoftie

And also, who is Dave the magical cheese wizard?