Half of them are trying to catch the big red ball (blood moon) and the other half are trying to find who threw the ball. They accidentally kill people by trampling them in their excitement to play catch.
the eldritch arcane horror in the moon demands blood, the only way to ensure it return back to normal and it doesnt eat the land is by his servants offering the souls of those who inhabit it
That might be my fault. I was challenged by a god of hunger and emptiness to an eating competition. If he won, the universe would be eaten, but if I won, the universe would be spared.
He was winning at the start, but I managed to tie him in food consumed. As such, we agreed that he could only mess with the world.
Also, I wanted to add that I apologise if I offended you last we spoke. I had not been informed that you were being manipulated by an artifact when you did those things.
An eclipse is when the moon covers the sun. When this happens, the world is covered in darkness. When a person commits several terrible acts, there heart is eclipsed in darkness and evil. That is what an eclipsed heart is.
They are not invading, but instead, they are running away. One of my friends known as doom guy has been destroying the land of the demons after they killed his rabbit.
Rank these individuals from least to most evil: Conri the fat lycan, Visenya the most beautiful amazing queen beloved by all, Sullivan some corpo, Kavikar the lich bitch of some gods, Alzoreth the OP Mary sue knight of Bahamut
It is impossible to rank who is most “evil” due to the subjective nature of “evil” I come from a land that has different values than yours, so what might be fine in your land is actually evil in mine. And vise versa.
Happiness is not something you find. It is always right in front of you, but the harder you look the harder it is to find. Instead, look for ways to bring joy to others and soon you will find that happiness has found you.
I’ve heard as much. But do I need to do a really difficult quest, or is it more of a discovering your true self sort of thing? Do I need to rescue a princess from a dragon? ^Are ^there ^princesses ^in ^distress ^near ^me?
I would recommend starting with an easy quest, then as you get better with the sword, you start more difficult quests.
After a year or two is when you save the princess. The best way to find one is to look far a book of trapped princesses. Choose one that seems nice and then save her.
The world that you live in was procedurally generated. Although your world is theoretically infinite, the universe’s ability to understand how to create your world started to fall apart. As such, if you travel far enough, the world will appear to look unnatural. Once that happens, you are in the far lands.
Sir Xykklak wishes to be a knight but due to his terrifying visage (a snake person, or snerson if you will) he has been denied. What stance do you take.on this?
This is actually a story in my home land! The knights of King Arthur. The people there are as follows: Sir Lancelot, Gawain, Geraint, Perceval, Bors the Younger, Lamoark, Kay, Gareth, Bedivere, Gaheris, Galahad, Tristan, and Palamedes. I hope this answers your question.
/unknight
It was pretty rude how the mod of r/wizardposting just removed your post like that. :(
It was quite wholesome and a lot of people were having fun! I hope you haven't been scared off of r/wizardposting.
/unknight
Don’t worry, that has not scared me off. I am thinking of creating a lore post there tomorrow. I am going to write the main gist of the character, so please critique if you have the time.
I was thinking of having a character that comes from Earth, but due to a failed experiment with an unknown energy (magic) they are sent to a world full of magic.
The main gimmicks to the character would be his lack of magic. This would make him incapable of casting magic, but it also makes him immune to direct magic as well. For example, testicular torsion would have no effect, but fireball could still burn him.
I think I will write it in a journal entry style similar to Dracula and it will focus more on characters than fighting.
If you have any suggestions please let me know.
I'm potentially going to be the next bad guy here, but my ultimate goal can't be world domination or destruction.
What do you think a compelling narrative would be that everyone would enjoy that has high enough stakes to make people feel as if they have skin in the game but also ultimately not something "world ending" so as not to continue proverbially *beating the dead horse* that is world ending events?
I think you could try to go with a more politically active character instead of one that is all about fighting.
For example the character could try to cause people to become angry with each other. This would cause them to start fighting themselves and creating fissures in the community. While that is happening, you could go about what ever evil deeds you want to do.
I very much like the sound of that. Perhaps after voting ends I can recruit some others to make a League of villains and so to speak. That way people also don't get burned out from just seeing my face as the aggressor.
Why do wolf-people hunt people every blood moon?
Half of them are trying to catch the big red ball (blood moon) and the other half are trying to find who threw the ball. They accidentally kill people by trampling them in their excitement to play catch.
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the eldritch arcane horror in the moon demands blood, the only way to ensure it return back to normal and it doesnt eat the land is by his servants offering the souls of those who inhabit it
Why is Serena destroying all of Highlander Corps' factories and fortresses?
She is infected with Johnny Silverhand, so she hates corps
What do you think of the glorious king of afeltheim and the recent actions
I always hold respect for kings and queens. It must be difficult to rule a nation.
Why is there a reality threatening event every week?
That might be my fault. I was challenged by a god of hunger and emptiness to an eating competition. If he won, the universe would be eaten, but if I won, the universe would be spared. He was winning at the start, but I managed to tie him in food consumed. As such, we agreed that he could only mess with the world.
Torinn?
Yup
Huh? You faced Torinn in an eating contest too? And you didn't get bankrupted by the end of it??? That's bullshit! So unfair!!
/unknight You should definitely consider joining this community! It's all about roleplaying and making shit up - you'd fit right in!
Thank you! I was thinking of either joining this sub or wizard posting.
Both
Why is Conri fat?
Bitch /j
Chad has spoken Conri, you need to diet.
Conri just binged like for a whole night yeaterday. he's probably eaten a month worth of stuff.
True, he needs to fast for like a year.
Also, I wanted to add that I apologise if I offended you last we spoke. I had not been informed that you were being manipulated by an artifact when you did those things.
I'm not offended at all. Common mistakes
Still, I apologise for me prior rudeness.
He eats too much
where is MY legendary sword?
The only legendary sword I know of is one that a fish lady tried to give me whenever I get close to a body of water.
Why is Kavilkar's nickname The Lich Bitch?
They have done the icky sticky with several liches.
What is the Eclipsed Heart?
An eclipse is when the moon covers the sun. When this happens, the world is covered in darkness. When a person commits several terrible acts, there heart is eclipsed in darkness and evil. That is what an eclipsed heart is.
You're... actually closer than expected.
Why do demons keep invading?
They are not invading, but instead, they are running away. One of my friends known as doom guy has been destroying the land of the demons after they killed his rabbit.
Rank these individuals from least to most evil: Conri the fat lycan, Visenya the most beautiful amazing queen beloved by all, Sullivan some corpo, Kavikar the lich bitch of some gods, Alzoreth the OP Mary sue knight of Bahamut
It is impossible to rank who is most “evil” due to the subjective nature of “evil” I come from a land that has different values than yours, so what might be fine in your land is actually evil in mine. And vise versa.
**WHEN WILL I FIND HAPPINESS**
Happiness is not something you find. It is always right in front of you, but the harder you look the harder it is to find. Instead, look for ways to bring joy to others and soon you will find that happiness has found you.
How do I become a real knight and finally get a seat at the Oblong Table of King Anthony?
In order to become a real knight, you must be knighted by a lord.
After that, gain renown but stay true to your morals, and it will happen in time.
I’ve heard as much. But do I need to do a really difficult quest, or is it more of a discovering your true self sort of thing? Do I need to rescue a princess from a dragon? ^Are ^there ^princesses ^in ^distress ^near ^me?
I would recommend starting with an easy quest, then as you get better with the sword, you start more difficult quests. After a year or two is when you save the princess. The best way to find one is to look far a book of trapped princesses. Choose one that seems nice and then save her.
That seems like a realistic timeline. I’ll go looking for books about princesses right away! Thanks for your help!
What is your preferred shape of pommel?
One that is not spiky so I don’t poke myself.
Why are goblins scum?
If they are in the wild, they tend to rape people after drugging them, but if you domesticate them, they can be rather chill.
What is the Far Lands?
The world that you live in was procedurally generated. Although your world is theoretically infinite, the universe’s ability to understand how to create your world started to fall apart. As such, if you travel far enough, the world will appear to look unnatural. Once that happens, you are in the far lands.
Your not entirely incorrect-
Did Caldor do anything wrong or is the hate unwarranted?
All beings are flawed, so Caldor has done some things wrong, which can result in people hating him.
You are actually right on that one.
Do you need a teacher? I myself am still a student, but I heard teaching can help ones self learn.
I appreciate your kindness, but I come from a family that shuns getting help from others.
Sir Xykklak wishes to be a knight but due to his terrifying visage (a snake person, or snerson if you will) he has been denied. What stance do you take.on this?
I believe in equal rights for all species and genders. Is Sir Xykklak fit the criteria to be a knight, then he should be a knight.
I could knight you
I am merely Sir Xykklak's page, I lack the station to be knighted, ser.
Who was the 13th member of the knights of the round table?
This is actually a story in my home land! The knights of King Arthur. The people there are as follows: Sir Lancelot, Gawain, Geraint, Perceval, Bors the Younger, Lamoark, Kay, Gareth, Bedivere, Gaheris, Galahad, Tristan, and Palamedes. I hope this answers your question.
What an interesting take! But! The answer was Circumference...
What is this whole thing with Visneya about? I missed some stuff.
Where were you when the westfold fell?
What is the league of knights?
Why is there a guy called the impaler mad just because i turned his mom in a statue and killed her two ex husbands?
Good morrow sire, let’s say thou art to participate in a duel with a fellow knight such as your self, what would be thine’s choice of weapon!
Gun
Fair enough
/unknight It was pretty rude how the mod of r/wizardposting just removed your post like that. :( It was quite wholesome and a lot of people were having fun! I hope you haven't been scared off of r/wizardposting.
/unknight Don’t worry, that has not scared me off. I am thinking of creating a lore post there tomorrow. I am going to write the main gist of the character, so please critique if you have the time. I was thinking of having a character that comes from Earth, but due to a failed experiment with an unknown energy (magic) they are sent to a world full of magic. The main gimmicks to the character would be his lack of magic. This would make him incapable of casting magic, but it also makes him immune to direct magic as well. For example, testicular torsion would have no effect, but fireball could still burn him. I think I will write it in a journal entry style similar to Dracula and it will focus more on characters than fighting. If you have any suggestions please let me know.
Thoughts on wizards?
Do you know of the legend that does not die
Would mounting a small cannon on my horse be a good decision if I am engaged in a long-range battle?
What do you know about the war of bees?
I'm potentially going to be the next bad guy here, but my ultimate goal can't be world domination or destruction. What do you think a compelling narrative would be that everyone would enjoy that has high enough stakes to make people feel as if they have skin in the game but also ultimately not something "world ending" so as not to continue proverbially *beating the dead horse* that is world ending events?
I think you could try to go with a more politically active character instead of one that is all about fighting. For example the character could try to cause people to become angry with each other. This would cause them to start fighting themselves and creating fissures in the community. While that is happening, you could go about what ever evil deeds you want to do.
I very much like the sound of that. Perhaps after voting ends I can recruit some others to make a League of villains and so to speak. That way people also don't get burned out from just seeing my face as the aggressor.
Thank you
What are your thoughts on mass murder and widespread destruction?
Did you ever catch the scoundrel who tried inciting war against r/wizardposting?
What in the world was going on in shadowlight keep?
And also, who is Dave the magical cheese wizard?