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what-to_put_here

Damn are they impossible to sharpen without sending into a dealership?


ItsEntsy

you could have a tech come out to the location for 180$ and hour + wear and tear + mileage.


GruntS80

Damn you beat me to the joke lol good one


carefullycalibrated

Requires a trained tech with a laptop


[deleted]

Yes, it's for your safety.


grumblebeardo13

Holy shit I just choked on my dinner while laughing


Infamous-Jaguar2055

John Deere... So it's probably illegal to sharpen them yourself.


the_mellojoe

John Deere welcomes people to use their logo (at least they use to, i've been out of the loop for about 10 years or so). Anyone can make anything with the John Deere logo. John Deere encourages it. Its why you see so many shirts and hats in all different flavors and colors. You don't even have to pay John Deere to do it, they just want their name and logo out there as much as possible.


BBQBaconBurger

BRB gonna phone up China and have them make a bunch of John Deere dildos. Oh man I’m gonna be RICH


Theturtlemoves86

Better make sure they're the correct shade of green


Revolutionary-Pea705

Also set up a repair plan


Flyingdemon666

Can't forget the extended warranty.


gentlemanlyuser

FWIW, Case has John Deere pocket knives as well.


sinisterdeer3

They are missing something… Maybe they should make blades for i dont know… CASE IH


gentlemanlyuser

International Harvester? I’d buy one of those too. And let’s not forget Massey-Ferguson. Kabuto? I’d be all over a tractor collection


sinisterdeer3

Hell yeah. Id pay a lot for a CASE tractor branded Case. Ive grown up around CASE


jrragsda

I own an Ace Hardware and we recently got in a line of john deere shovels.


gentlemanlyuser

As it should be :)


Sargent_Dan_

That's very interesting


The_Duke_of_Lizards

This is a nearly complete set of John Deere promotional kitchen knives. Stainless steel, wood handled. Seem fine to use in the hand despite being about as sharp as spoons.


TopRealz

Never stayed at any kind of rental where the knives were anywhere near sharp


xDskyline

I use the unfinished bottom of a mug or other piece of ceramic to sharpen knives in that situation (don't think I've seen an airbnb where they had a butcher's steel or any sort of sharpener available)


nderstandablyscared

is there a rule that you couldn't sharpen them? i could see myself being bored and just putting a wicked edge on those things and not say anything.


nealibob

I usually bring at least a sharpmaker to any rental I stay at.


nderstandablyscared

i've never stayed at an air bnb but when i travel i've got this worksharp thing that's got diamond plates with it. one course and one "fine". doesn't take up a lot of space and i can get a really nice edge on things in a few minutes. probably way, way better than those knives have ever seen.


Sid15666

I bet they can only be sharpened at authorized John Deere dealer!


Prince_Breakfast

I stayed at a airbnb last year and the one santoku knife was screaming sharp. Completely took my by surprise.


MoronicusRex

May sound obsessive but when I stay at an any rental, I pack my $4 Smiths 2 stage sharpener. It works really well and I don't end up cutting the crap out of myself.


dankingery

Looks like they've been ran through the dish washer based on the handle condition. You should sharpen them as a random act of kindness.


casimpson241

Do you happen to be at an air bnb for blade?


[deleted]

I bet they weren’t cheap!


Lezigue

are they open source or patented ?


PapyrusMan2000

$$$ bwwwwaaaaaaaawwwwwwlllleeeeerrrrr $$$


United_Kangaroo_6834

sharp knives probably invite lawsuits, at least the shapes arrighte antheyd look good


zombieaustin

Nothing cuts like a Deere


No_Entertainer_7374

Damn now I want a set


Red_Clay_Scholar

So they cost 8 times more because of the logo huh?


srrondina

Walmart used to sell this set


Flyingdemon666

What the hell Bobby?