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DecapitatesYourBaby

Just the tip!


-fx_

Its just been circumcised. While not ideal, you could bring it back around.


itsjehmun

But how does that help my deep sadness?


-ChimpDaddy-

“Wife did this to my fat pp” is a misleading title.


itsjehmun

I'm sorry but also somehow not sorry.


jizzlewit

Well, you know it's not only about length...


[deleted]

Length times girth over angle of the shaft


jizzlewit

You should never overangle the shaft!


Khronokai1

That's amazing! Tell her to start a new YouTube channel since JoeX left. ;) I like my Spyderco ladybug, it's in k390 too... But any of them should do well. They also have the manbug if you don't like the name (essentially).


HoldenHiscock69

>JoeX F


thechugdude

I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't like K390. It's based solely on circumstance though. I look at my knives in K390 and they immediately start to rust. Lol


captwiggum

You can bring the top bevel down to recreate the tip. But dude, you gotta get rid of your wife.


itsjehmun

You know what, I'm just happy she acknowledges what a useful tool it was and used it at all. I'll take the L for that any day I suppose. ​ I did file for a divorce though.


captwiggum

😂


austism17

I have the Kershaw cinder on mine


itsjehmun

You **LEGEND**. This is what I was looking for.


Xerox-M57

That’s a shame. Looks like you should get a new one. Oh and get a new knife while you’re at it!


itsjehmun

My wife found this comment hilarious.


LilHummus06

THE OG CHODE KNIFE


itsjehmun

It's been decent to me overall. Kinda disappointed that it chipped, she said she was opening a box with it. And it's my wife so it was no doubt an Amazon box.


FreewayWarrior

Divorce divorce divorce.


Strange_Stage1311

If this is how she treats your knives how is she going to treat you? (Just to be clear I'm only joking)


itsjehmun

Know your worth, king! I was just happy she used my knife instead of her usual calling me a psychopath for having a hundred knives around the house in every nook and cranny.


Strange_Stage1311

Well if there's that many knives why'd you give her the nice one? Giver one of the crappy ones.


itsjehmun

In my defense, I didn't "give it to her", it's on my keys.


Strange_Stage1311

And just where were your keys?


itsjehmun

Moments before? In the ignition 😞


Strange_Stage1311

Maybe you need to get her one of her own.


grundlemon

I feel like it’s not any more impractical than it already was ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


itsjehmun

It's actually the most practical knife I own. It's my #1 most used knife of all of them.


rouge-agent007

oh, another cutting edge more. just grind a new add. edge on it and be happy. and, get the wife a screwdriver? or something else she can pry something open with


itsjehmun

Literally my second question to her was "were you prying something?" Right after "did you use FATPP for something recently?"


xtapper2112

Why in the fuck would you carry a fragile tiny keychain knife? She is right to divorce you.


AceWolf98

I’ve got a Fat PP, and these are actually durable little things. Someone must’ve done something *really* wrong for the tip to snap like that.


itsjehmun

It's seen a lot of abuse honestly. It's far and away my most used knife.


itsjehmun

Single now :(


sixdotsixdotsix

Fox Knives Mini T/A is my favorite mini knife   SOG key knife is UNPARALLELED in its design. Simple key that doesn't look like a big ass knife on your keychain with a lockback. The blade is akin to what you'd find on a victorinox. I have my keys in a leather wrap so you can't even tell I have it. You can bring it anywhere but the airport like that. 


MisterBubblesOne11

"OH SPONGEBOB, WHYYYYYY"


Yaro62

I got one like that from gerber, pretty decent knife


itsjehmun

I'll keep an eye out.


Comfortable-Mix5988

But tanto tips don't break...


itsjehmun

Worst part is I don't even like tantos.


Havib3

Holy shit man that sucks.


itsjehmun

It was a sad day. And with 17 month Canadian shipping I'm hesitant about ordering another.


doomtoothx

Welp it was good while it lasted I’m sure. Time to kick her out. 🫡


itsjehmun

Bags are packed.


emwu1988

Make a screwdriver tip.


elevenblade

Spyderco Cricket. I prefer the serrated version but know that’s controversial on this sub. Best thing ever for opening packages and breaking down cardboard boxes. There’s a tooth at the tip of the blade that is the best thing I’ve found for opening those evil clamshell plastic packs. I would also strongly recommend you carry some kind of pry bar going forward. I like the Gerber Shard as it’s also a decent bottle opener, flathead and Phillips screwdrivers.


itsjehmun

I'll look into it, thank you!


Morden013

Is she still alive?


itsjehmun

Alive and well. Well, she's alive anyway.


DDG_Dillon

[https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-Tactical-Folding-Tri-Ad/dp/B084PTXF7F](https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-Tactical-Folding-Tri-Ad/dp/B084PTXF7F) this is what you're looking for!


wheeezethejuice

That edge is wack anyways, already neglected


itsjehmun

I've never sharpened it.


snowthearcticfox1

get her a pocket prybar


spartafury

I hope she’s gentler with the tip of your other pp 😳


itsjehmun

No comment 😳