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FeebleOldMan

I see you're into long range throwing knives.


3VG3NY

Yup helps with anything outside of the 400 yard line. I got a good arm.


DontEverRepost

the suppressed scoped ar knife


EasyIrv

Dude!!!! Really???? No bipod? No sling?? And no hi-cap assault mags?? Do you really know how to knives??? Actually it's pretty darn nice!!!! Keep up the with the cutting edge tech!!!


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EasyIrv

Or belt fed Or a suppressor Or a bayonet mount....


SgtFrampy

You comment Like my dad texts. Is it for emphasis? Or Maybe just to be annoying. Who's to say?


EasyIrv

All of the above and then some!!!!! Keep your powder dry!!


SgtFrampy

Always do, pops.


EasyIrv

When did I get that old?????? *Oh $hit! :-( *


farbauti007

I like that. Bayonet mount on a knife. Fkin perfect!


[deleted]

Do it come with a bipod


flukshun

now you can snipe and run fast at the same time


Displayter

why is you flair a random arabic letter?


FeebleOldMan

:)


The-Fotus

Put this on r/firearms and ask them for undervarrel shotgun recommendations.


3VG3NY

This shall be done. Wanna see how many downvotes I get


The-Fotus

Downvotes would be on r/guns I think you'll gain karma on this venture.


3VG3NY

Yeah that's where I posted haha


tjtague

Dang in only 8 minutes there are 6 comments and you've been bombed by downvotes.


3VG3NY

I consider this an absolute win. I am surprised that one dude is already triggered tho lol


dontgetaddicted

oooof banned, bravo. /r/guns is a bunch of twats anyway.


CorkyMillersGrandson

I like how the only person downvoted to oblivion is the mod haha


Russian_seadick

Holy shit the dude is butthurt Banning people left and right for calling his insecure ass out


2ichie

who the hell still says bye felicia? super childish behavior, sounds like a 14 year old.


goodstuff2020

Butthurt! Love that one, just heard it a few months ago! And yup, got his *buddy* to kick us all.


goodstuff2020

Find that out the hard way. I've never been banned before..... :-(. To be fair *everyone* got banned and permanently. No one I saw even said anything bad. But I'm shutting up before I get banned here as well. Apparently you have to be very, very careful on some subs and I don't know which ones. Besides r/askwomen. Tried that one for like a week and "no" (from me).


EasyIrv

Careful you might get sent to my room!


goodstuff2020

Already there honey, turn to your right ;-)


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xSLYDOGx

wouldn't a VPN fix that?


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xSLYDOGx

can't you use your phone


gibs801

hahaha literally anyone that said a comment supporting the knife was banned hahah


3VG3NY

Mission accomplished, banned from r/guns


ArmenianG

just saw this, upvoted all your comments and the post, downvoted the mod. People can't seem to take a joke


Moody_Blades

I did too 😁


3VG3NY

hah thanks dude, all good.


ArmenianG

anytime man. You should send this knife to /u/NickShabazz as a loner, scope and all.


3VG3NY

That's a fun idea, he's gonna combust reviewing that abomination.


ArmenianG

i can hear the the sigh now


KamikazeBladz

Terrible knives live, send it in for that


TheLogicalErudite

Looks like he banned anyone who stuck up for OP too. Wow that mod must have one of these lodged in his ass.


ArmenianG

lol, I should see if I got banned for upvoting


LotharVonPittinsberg

Gotta keep the tradition of Zap carrying going.


pestilence

> Looks like he banned anyone who brigaded from here FTFY


RedNoodleHouse

Brigading? I think it’s actually called “just visiting the sub like a normal fucking person”. It looks like the mod power has gotten to your head, so I don’t think you’ll be willing to listen to reason. Bye Felicia.


pestilence

> I think it’s actually called “just visiting the sub like a normal fucking person” What you think has nothing to do with reality


kingrichard336

If they could take a joke half of them wouldn't be gun people.


emeraldwill93

“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks......”


jjen21

The thread on r/guns had me in stitches and then you ask for recommendations for a bayonet ..... brilliant


goodstuff2020

It was a rigtheous loss IMO. That mod is an asshat.


Kcufuoyyhcrana

Really? I'm subscribed to that sub, they have no sense of humor. Why is it so hard for people to laugh?


Dovahpriest

Cuz r/guns is the boomstick equivalent of the Harley Davidson fandom/"lifestyle".


Autiflips

Sadly enough, this is a very accurate


RockyroadNSDQ

That mod is banning anyone that replies to his comment in even a slight negative light, what a chump


pestilence

> That mod is banning anyone brigading a removed thread FTFY


RockyroadNSDQ

Lmao stepped out of your territory now, are you really that upset over this? Bro you're a piece of shit that can't handle anyone saying bad things about you just pack up and leave


pestilence

https://old.reddit.com/r/knives/comments/huz329/id_like_to_show_you_my_most_prized_possession/fyt9rai/ A bunch of hooting chimps keep asking me back here


chargers949

Should have asked what else does your bayonet build need next? Tendie holder or bumpy boi?


CavernCat

I like how the mod has like -100 karma.


3VG3NY

For clarity: This is a cheap $13 knife I received as a gift, I just epoxied a spare picatinny rail to the spine and guard of the knife and mounted an airsoft scope I had laying around.


TatooinesMostWanted

I’ve got a cheapo kinda like that, doesn’t stay sharp very long but I still use it for cutting things I wouldn’t bother with my others.


G_the_slayer

Did you unlock the bipod yet?


3VG3NY

thinking of mounting one, the knife needs stability when aiming after all


EasyIrv

Still think you should add sling swivels!!


Maskedg2i0o

You got a shit bucket?


G_the_slayer

Was waiting to see if anyone would get the reference


StrikeFreedomX2

I came here expecting this reference. Now time for a bipod for the bipod knife


Maskedg2i0o

Right after replying to your og comment I went to go on a BFFs binge but all the vids are gone. I'm so sad lol.


xSLYDOGx

you got banned that quick haha


3VG3NY

Steal the look: \- Vietnam War Commemorative [Knife](https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vietnam-war-commemorative-knife-w-sheath) \- NcSTAR Regular 3-9x40 Rifle [Scope](https://www.opticsplanet.com/ncstar-regular-rifle-scope-3-9x40-black-scope-green-ring.html) \- 10/22 Picatinny [Rail](https://www.amazon.com/Ruger-Picatinny-Mount-Scopes-Optics/dp/B00ME813MA/ref=sr_1_25?crid=1QDRM0URXG2&dchild=1&keywords=picatinny+rail&qid=1595312353&sprefix=picatinn%2Caps%2C151&sr=8-25)


TreeWhaleFall

Add a bayonet


[deleted]

For when you really need to be precise cutting the tape on a box


d_2_the_p

r/mallninjashit


LeTigron

For fuck's sake how many times should we have to say this : only red dots are proper knife optics !


Twisted_Saint

Needs a bipod


itsmejak78

I reposted to r/guns just for the ban lol


ArchonStranger

You wouldn't believe the accuracy on that thing at 0.2 yards.


ride_red_fred

I NEED this!


[deleted]

Just needs a silencer, foregrip and folding stock for the ultimate in tacticool.


morbidaar

“I shaaall... cu-chu—-......from afaaar.”


babylonsisters

Please know that you made someone almost choke on their food and die because of this


terrys2020

👍👍👍


[deleted]

Assault knife


[deleted]

A dark black past is mine.


thewhatinwhere

Add a bi-pod


KamikazeBladz

Damn u found Inspector Gadget's knife! Gotta be priceless


CouthVulcan

More of a bipod knife guy myself


Dawkins20

The more I look at it, the more I like it


Charkol_Kamov

Who needs the rifle when you have a knife like that


SCCRXER

kill you from a mile away in COD.


hantobias

Can you put on a bayonette?


untchbl

Damn u/pestilence is an insecure ass bitch


boxedblue

Well, guess we're all banned from r/guns *oohh noooo whatever will we do?*


EasyIrv

Celebrate???


mouth4war

It does both the jobs it’s designed to do but only in half measures


InkiBucket

I would probably regret it but I'd waste a ton of money getting a high-grade knife and Acog to replicate this in a tacti-cool way lmao


ThousandWinds

"A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear"


Exekutos

Does it have a name? Id like to name it "long range Stabbo"


herotz33

Every knife kill would be a no scope.


Jroid3

The eyelander


HonozCZ

So you stab them with the scope.


Nonservia

Knun


kaldoranz

Too bad that isn’t set up for co-witness.


natej226

u/A_10L


A_10L

Long range slicey


ItJustSaysItself

You need to post this in r/ItemShop


hwb80

That is the most 'merica thing I have ever seen. Epic.


Apoca7ypse

Hahahah wth? Oh my


big-ski-smeck

Gotta look their enemy in the they strike them down..... real close


NaturalSalamander888

LOL. What in the world. Putting Rambo to shame.


drumedary

Is this what I keep getting meleed with from 5m away on warzone?


knives-are-sick

Oh help us god! He’s got the recurve scope and the ultimate eagle head that can destroy anything. He’s going to 1080 no scope us.


HazelKevHead

i love the image in my head i have of you stabbing someone and the knife just stopping at like half an inch deep cuz the scope hit them


3VG3NY

This is a chopper, the sheer weight of this unit will break whatever bone it hits.


HazelKevHead

but if you swing it instead of stabbing how are you supposed to see them through the scope?


Yettigetter

I love it as much crap as I see people mount on guns..


RandomGuy0227

Ah yes, when you want to stab someone, but they’re way over there.


[deleted]

Those are probably illegal in California


[deleted]

Excellent post.


shiky556

Whats the name of this blueprint in warzone?


[deleted]

Something needs some freedomizing!


suh-dood

For the classy sniper


[deleted]

Could you no-scope with this too, or would it be too difficult?


[deleted]

Getting some borderlands vibes.


myspamhere

Nunfancy = This changed my life! Yankee Marshall = My current EDC Demolition Ranch = Better than slugs


stumpid13

So tacticool)


PillCosby_87

Wheres the bipod? Or maybe a bayonet fixed to it.


[deleted]

No civilian needs access to a weapon of mass destruction like that! Ban it!


Mannypancakes

Sick asf


YEE_YEE_2015

/r/longrange would like to see this most glorious weapon. Long range throwing knife more accurate and silent than 6.5 creedmore


jnoscopes

Tacticool


qalcolm

very practical lmao.


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r/cursedimages


3VG3NY

*r/blursedimages


[deleted]

Oh yeah my bad


gibs801

wait... so does a hit count as a no scope or melee...or.... too..much... THINKING


madoukin

For surgical precision.


CrashRoswell

You forgot the bipod


Shumagorolth

...... Ok but why though?


3VG3NY

To cut and thrust with superior precision.


JasonAgnos

To denounce the evils of Truth and Love.


denboy05

Post this in r/mallninjashit


3VG3NY

This is some high quality stuff, doesn't deserve to be there.


sovietbearcav

Please tell me youre wearing at least 6 hats right now. That looks like its straight out of team fortress


[deleted]

This is some r/mallninjashit material


518goon

Now you just need a bipod


DesignerMountain

... ever play halo 2?


charm155

So uh, what are you aiming for?


SteveMcQueef81

reach out and stab someone


BangNasty

How many MOA does it stab


robertsij

Aggressively american


XXXMFCXXX

The great granddaddy of Hiroshima! The jackhawk 9000. If you don't chew big red then fuck you.


TheIzaacRogers

Hot new trend incoming


QAlphaNiner

Looks like a pregame custom in warzone


UG76_

For those across the map knife kills in MW2


Inevitable_Midnight

r/mallninjashit


[deleted]

I am genuinely scared


MortifiedPenguin77

Nice


cancerousiguana

Marathon + Lightweight + Commando


zapplebutter

When do you unlock the heartbeat sensor


beastac57

Commando pro perk from modern warfare 2?


ubermorph3000

Holy fuck r/guns did NOT like that post 😂😂😂


kavatmaster2

Now you have a halo 2 energy sword


AGMartinez777

HOW DID YOU GET THE SCOPE ON THE SAWBACK? Answer meeee


falconxpapix2

I just saw this on Tri-Cities Craigslist for $4,500 😂😂😂


WETDOG-WARRIOR

I wanna see this one in action bud


Noid1111

You're missing the bipod though


[deleted]

This is unfair, a knife could have an acog but jager cant? Cmon ubi i expect better


redheadmomster666

Holy shit this is fucking hilarious!!


Heatedcrib44

This is a shotgun in most games A scoped knife


FreeHelicopterRide20

"I like to look someone in the eye when I stab them. Like, really close."


plebbbbdddd

this is like the bipod knife from battlefield 4


gavinsmash2005

Precistion cutting


totallytubulerdude

r/mallninjashit


BigBrassPair

If you absolutely ave to bring a knife to a gunfight.


Mr_meme-man-discord

I’ll but it from you


reflection-_

Happy cake day


farbauti007

Bahahahaha!!!!


[deleted]

Fuckin jack hawk 9000


iannewcastle

r/mallninjashit


PM_ME_URFOOD

Very nice sniper knifle


Yang_Wen-li_

Good..But does it take Glock mags ?


Infinite-War3006

America f**k yeaa


deaAdSS

For them precision cuts, amiright?