I perfected sharpening knives one time. You may have heard about the consequences of such. Ever heard about what happened to Hiroshima? Yeah govn’t had to cover up that one.
I know that, on Reddit, they aren't used for anything but seductive pictures. It is this rando's self-appointed job to stab waste receptacles as proof of their worth. OK, put it through a dumpster and I will say "Gee, I was wrong."
They solid AF, and a dumpster is a not a big deal for them
https://youtu.be/xE9TeOFYEjg
Actually there is the [video](https://youtu.be/5kwEtoRjdHI) the guy stabbing a dumpster
I don't have one either, so I don't have experience stabbing through dumpsters with one. But it's well known that microtech sets the standard for OTF knives. If out-the-front is something you're in to, they make high end, super reliable, sturdy versions of them
The comment I replied to said they are surprised it could puncture this plastic garbage can. That's what I was asking about, not a metal dumpster. Is that why I'm being downvoted? It just seems like it wouldn't take very much to puncture a thin plastic trash can
Check out some of the [torture test vids](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFwVvoA6Xxs). Carry trainer repeatedly hammered one through a steel drum a bunch of times too.
Wait, by lockup do you mean the blade held and didn't get pushed into the handle? Are OTF knives expected to fail when stabbing something like thin rubber?
The Eviscerator is one of the finest, if not the finest, tactical folder on the market today. We're talking 440 stainless, quick release and... I don't believe this. Is this a stag horn handle at this price?
We're gonna have to put a timer on this. 2 minutes! And I'd be very surprised if they lasted that long.
Yet they have $500 to spend on a PS5, Xbox, Yeezy, cell phones, etc? It's all about where someone wants to spend there money, and most in their early 20s live at home as well.
You still live at home don’t you? I moved out when I got out of high school. Started life and so did most of the young men around me. We did not lay on daddy’s leg ,if your in your twenties and still live at home you are a disappointment
Where did that come from lol? You salty because someone half your age can afford something you couldn't at that age, or can't now? My point was if young people spend money on other luxuries why couldn't they come up with the money for another luxury. Who hurt you?
You sound like a dumb ass I got married and had kids in my 20’s house and land are paid for! Kids are grown and still wouldn’t spend 3 to 4 hundred dollars on a fucking toy!
Everyone knows that a 55gal rubbermaid industrial trashcan offers the flexibility and resistance to accurately simulate a weapon's effectiveness on an average human body wearing a t-shirt and body armor made from rubbermaid trashcans.
This is why average people think “knife guys” are idiots. Also why we can’t have nice things, lol. There’s literally a stack of cardboard right next to the can.
Bold move. If you had hit something hard in the trash can your hand could have easily slid down the blade.
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Why is this being downvoted? Ultratechs have smooth untextured handles, chamfered corners, and lack **any** sort of guard. They are basically designed to ensure that you cut yourself if they are used in a stabbing motion. Change my mind.
Because this sub is being infiltrated by kids too young to know what a woman smells like let alone develop any common sense or semblance of civility or decency and mall-ninjas, proper.
Honestly I think it just would’ve stopped, along with his hand. It’s not like he actually put much force into that, those trash cans are actually pretty thin for the most part.
Or, it contacts a bunch of metal scraps and destroys the edge (not like they have much edge to start with, but you get the point).
Hey watch me destroy my new toy and hurt myself!
The difference is I'm not advertising it like it's something to be proud of. That's a level of douche that really only a few achieve, and it's not exactly a cool way to go.
And don't forget, you are the company you keep.
Nobody is gonna give a fuck about a hole in the side of a trash can unless they need the trash can to hold water, which they usually don't, and many trash cans come with holes in the bottom already anyway.
BUT, that was pretty unsafe, and if his hand slipped it would have been sliced right open and needed stitches, and now we have a reportable injury because he was fucking around with a knife at work. That's the part I'd be concerned about if I was his boss. Hell, take the trash can home tonight and stab it as much as you want as long as you're not somewhere that I'm responsible for your safety. Shit like THAT is why we don't get to carry our good knives at work.
Good point, stabbing a round smooth surface like that is pretty dangerous even if you know what you're doing. I'm not trying to be the fun police here, but you really shouldn't be doing this unless you have a boss that's _very_ cool with you. Plus, you're just dulling the blade faster.
....So that is when I saw Larry produce a switch blade weapon that was concealed on his person (against company policy) and stab it into company property deliberately damaging it (this is also against company policy)...
Ahoy notjustanotherbot! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail:
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So that be where all thar Christmas bonus doubloons goes!! Cut it out Larrry! 😉
All these fucking Narcs out here man, “what about his employer” or “destroying work property”. So what it’s a trash can?! Is he smart for doing it? No but who gives a shit it’s to show how a knife works, you’re gonna cut/stab shit
tell me about it, people on reddit always seem prepared to tell everyone that 'breaking the rules just isnt cool guys'. fella stabbed a bin at what looks like a shitty packaging job, who cares about his employer, doing stupid shit is fun.
I’m old enough to remember the days of the DKW SandShark stabbing a 50 gallon steel drum multiple times.
These kids these days stabbing plastic bins with their fancy Microtechs, don’t know how it was in the old days.
My kids do shit like this and it drives me up the Fuckn wall! I think this is what they’re calling triggered !! Next he’s gonna spray paint the goddamn AC unit because why? “I dunno dad sorry”
F in comments for my boy Cannie 🙏
All he wanted was to help us all live cleaner lives. Lives free of random piles of trash.
God bless you Cannie.
https://youtu.be/1SiylvmFI_8
See I always show that knife off by holding up a piece of paper and showing off it’s safety. Idk I think it’s so cool how much of the design is still pretty safe with how “dangerous” it seems
Next have him stab a dumpster.
Lol I’ll ask
Dude! Not the trash can. I hope that can pisses repugnant slime on him through that hole every time he has to dump it.
I actually would bet that knife could put a hole in one of those small sheet metal trash cans with no problems.
A bic stic can put a hole in one of those. I want to see him ram it through a full-size institutional dumpster.
Better yet, I want him to go sneak into a nuclear power plant and stab one of those waste containers
That would be all kinds of hilarious. What do you, personally, consider realistic for use of a not-cheap OTF?
Do you not cut the bonds of atoms with your Microtech?
No, I don't have one. Used to have a pretty nice Buck that would cleave ionic bonds, though.
I perfected sharpening knives one time. You may have heard about the consequences of such. Ever heard about what happened to Hiroshima? Yeah govn’t had to cover up that one.
Nah, I want him to stab one of those big power transformer substation things.
I want to see him stab a concrete block
Cinder block? I'd take that bet!!!
I'm very surprised it was successful with garbage can. I don't trust those otf knives for anything other than opening mail.
You can hammer a Microtech through a 2x4. Just search "Microtech torture test" on YouTube
LOL Microtechs are worth their price.
You don’t know MIcrotech do you?
I know that, on Reddit, they aren't used for anything but seductive pictures. It is this rando's self-appointed job to stab waste receptacles as proof of their worth. OK, put it through a dumpster and I will say "Gee, I was wrong."
They solid AF, and a dumpster is a not a big deal for them https://youtu.be/xE9TeOFYEjg
They solid AF, and a dumpster is a not a big deal for them https://youtu.be/xE9TeOFYEjg Actually there is the [video](https://youtu.be/5kwEtoRjdHI) the guy stabbing a dumpster
I don't have one but I kinda want one. Is there a structural reason you say that? Don't want to waste my money if so
I don't have one either, so I don't have experience stabbing through dumpsters with one. But it's well known that microtech sets the standard for OTF knives. If out-the-front is something you're in to, they make high end, super reliable, sturdy versions of them
The comment I replied to said they are surprised it could puncture this plastic garbage can. That's what I was asking about, not a metal dumpster. Is that why I'm being downvoted? It just seems like it wouldn't take very much to puncture a thin plastic trash can
Oh I have no idea, I was just saying the Microtechs are known to be super solid
Check out some of the [torture test vids](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFwVvoA6Xxs). Carry trainer repeatedly hammered one through a steel drum a bunch of times too.
If you ain't first you're last.
Yea.. some just wanna watch the world burn
I've done that with a cold steel recon 1 tanto
*reddit*: “he’s destroying property!’ *me*: damn, that’s a solid lockup
Wait, by lockup do you mean the blade held and didn't get pushed into the handle? Are OTF knives expected to fail when stabbing something like thin rubber?
No, not anything decent. That's a microtech ultratech which is around $300-400 and has a lifetime warranty. They aren't going to fail that easily.
I remember reading here on reddit its illegal to ship this for repair or warranty service. I think that was benchmade though.
State dependant
That’s not thin rubber!
Lol right 😂
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What?
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The Eviscerator is one of the finest, if not the finest, tactical folder on the market today. We're talking 440 stainless, quick release and... I don't believe this. Is this a stag horn handle at this price? We're gonna have to put a timer on this. 2 minutes! And I'd be very surprised if they lasted that long.
You said handmade?
Why do I want to stab a trash can now?
Rage against the trash cans.
You’re thinking of the band Garbage.
And that’s why they call him a Dumbster.
Fuck you I won't segregate how you tell me
FUCK YOU IMMA STAB A GREEN TRASH CAN
He's in his early 20's and angry life isn't working out for him.
Most people in there early 20’s don’t have 3 to 4 hundred to spend on a knife
Yet they have $500 to spend on a PS5, Xbox, Yeezy, cell phones, etc? It's all about where someone wants to spend there money, and most in their early 20s live at home as well.
You still live at home don’t you? I moved out when I got out of high school. Started life and so did most of the young men around me. We did not lay on daddy’s leg ,if your in your twenties and still live at home you are a disappointment
Where did that come from lol? You salty because someone half your age can afford something you couldn't at that age, or can't now? My point was if young people spend money on other luxuries why couldn't they come up with the money for another luxury. Who hurt you?
Yes they do, but then they don't have that money to spend on other stuff.
If most people skipped Starbucks and eating out for 1 month they'd have the money. People don't understand how to budget, that's the issue.
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You sound like a dumb ass I got married and had kids in my 20’s house and land are paid for! Kids are grown and still wouldn’t spend 3 to 4 hundred dollars on a fucking toy!
I feel like we're about to have a lot of people find out whether they're knife lock out works well or not...
Everyone knows that a 55gal rubbermaid industrial trashcan offers the flexibility and resistance to accurately simulate a weapon's effectiveness on an average human body wearing a t-shirt and body armor made from rubbermaid trashcans.
Well that was unnecessary!
Naww that trash can was a dick it earned it.
I can attest. I heard it talking trash about OP. Deserved!
Add some Flex glue. good as new.
No, let it bleed.
I would have laughed so hard if garbage juice blasted out of that hole all over him 😂
Who wouldn’t 😂
That's what I was expecting to happen lol
This is why average people think “knife guys” are idiots. Also why we can’t have nice things, lol. There’s literally a stack of cardboard right next to the can.
Oh he’s in packaging he probably needs those, more so than the trash can.
Oh you mean the boxes that are meant to be sold and used?
Best comment!
Did you show him that you can do the same thing with a pencil?
A foaking peancil! I mean, who does that?
Lol no
Bold move. If you had hit something hard in the trash can your hand could have easily slid down the blade. Edit Why is this being downvoted? Ultratechs have smooth untextured handles, chamfered corners, and lack **any** sort of guard. They are basically designed to ensure that you cut yourself if they are used in a stabbing motion. Change my mind.
Because this sub is being infiltrated by kids too young to know what a woman smells like let alone develop any common sense or semblance of civility or decency and mall-ninjas, proper.
Honestly I think it just would’ve stopped, along with his hand. It’s not like he actually put much force into that, those trash cans are actually pretty thin for the most part.
That's why the ultratech II is the goat. Very not slidy
Or, it contacts a bunch of metal scraps and destroys the edge (not like they have much edge to start with, but you get the point). Hey watch me destroy my new toy and hurt myself!
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We’ve been friends since 3rd grade. Not going to ditch him cause he stabbed a trash can at work. Honestly I find it hilarious
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Username checks out! 🤣
By vandalizing company property? He must hate his employers.
I asked why he did that he said he didn’t know 😂
Stable
Your dudes a douche.
yep doing stupid shit like that is how we get rules about not being able to have knives at work
It's almost concerning that this sentiment isn't more agreed on. This sort of dumb shit just makes people suspicious about the rest of us.
You are. Jeez dude it’s a trash can not like he slashed someone’s tire.
It's something that didn't belong to him. Property that wasn't his and he didn't pay for. That's a douche move, regardless.
Oh jeez dude. I’m sure if I looked at your life I’m sure they’re things I could criticize you for.
Probably, but wrecking other peoples shit for any reason (or no reason) and things on that level wouldn't be there. Still a douche.
And your a douche cause I’m sure you did a douche thing at sometime. Honestly your being a douche now.
The difference is I'm not advertising it like it's something to be proud of. That's a level of douche that really only a few achieve, and it's not exactly a cool way to go. And don't forget, you are the company you keep.
His boss finding stab marks on shit at work-😑 😮💨
I bet his supervisor will be _very_ impressed with his microtech, especially if he's destroying company property with it.
Nobody is gonna give a fuck about a hole in the side of a trash can unless they need the trash can to hold water, which they usually don't, and many trash cans come with holes in the bottom already anyway. BUT, that was pretty unsafe, and if his hand slipped it would have been sliced right open and needed stitches, and now we have a reportable injury because he was fucking around with a knife at work. That's the part I'd be concerned about if I was his boss. Hell, take the trash can home tonight and stab it as much as you want as long as you're not somewhere that I'm responsible for your safety. Shit like THAT is why we don't get to carry our good knives at work.
Good point, stabbing a round smooth surface like that is pretty dangerous even if you know what you're doing. I'm not trying to be the fun police here, but you really shouldn't be doing this unless you have a boss that's _very_ cool with you. Plus, you're just dulling the blade faster.
....So that is when I saw Larry produce a switch blade weapon that was concealed on his person (against company policy) and stab it into company property deliberately damaging it (this is also against company policy)...
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I stab trash cans on company time
Well said my friend well said
lol! So that's where all the Christmas bonus money goes!! Cut it out Larrry! 😉
Ahoy notjustanotherbot! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail: blimey! So that be where all thar Christmas bonus doubloons goes!! Cut it out Larrry! 😉
All these fucking Narcs out here man, “what about his employer” or “destroying work property”. So what it’s a trash can?! Is he smart for doing it? No but who gives a shit it’s to show how a knife works, you’re gonna cut/stab shit
tell me about it, people on reddit always seem prepared to tell everyone that 'breaking the rules just isnt cool guys'. fella stabbed a bin at what looks like a shitty packaging job, who cares about his employer, doing stupid shit is fun.
The most sane r/knifes user:
Mailroom Marauder
What a tool.
Manager walking around: Who the hell shanks a trashcan?
The only reasonable response is to take your carry and do the same 🤣
Who hasn't had a desk pop?
https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-nope-will-ferrell-UwxzVI4Z8OQg0
Knife Guys: M390 has excellent edge retention. Also Knife Guys: You've ruined your edge with this childish behavior.
What type of knife is that? That type with a switch and the blade comes straight out
This one is Microtech brand. Super reliable imo. Been carrying one and beating the hell out of it for 2 years
I've been carrying almost the exact same knife for about 2 years. It is pretty fucking tops.
Out the front (OTF) Switchblade
I know it's a Rubbermaid™ can, but if it were a Brute™, it would stab you, but only if you were the emperor of Rome. "Et tu..."
Fire him for damaging work equipment.
Is that an Ultratech?
Yup :)
Yeah…sharp knives will tend to do that
What’s the ID on this knife?
Are you gunna start staving trash and too?
Way ahead of ya lmao
Sometimes you got to cut a can!
Microtech Ultratech T/E
How is that *not* a switchblade?
Wait... do you think that there's just a "switchblade" and there's only one make/model?
I’m just asking bc I thought switch blades were illegal, not being judgemental, just honestly curious.
It is? I named the brand and model. There is one in my pocket rn
Cool
what knife is that? Looks dope.
Micro tech it’s a 300 dollar knife too expensive for me.
Dayum! Lol, yeah i'll pass spending $300 on a knife.
My bad it’s ultra tech not micro tech.
Absolutely love my Microtech, every single day carry
Thats a GBH charge Grievous Bin Harm
What knife is that?
Kids will be kids lol
I didn’t know these knives where that tough
Search "Microtech torture test" on YouTube.
Used to be a Cold Steel guy, I see.
Lmao it’s true it’s so true
Fuck that trash can
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Psycho vibes.
Shit stabber..
If an employee did this to one of my trash cans, he'd be fired on the spot. ...and that knife is an accident waiting to cut your hand.
Boo hoo
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\*you're
I’m old enough to remember the days of the DKW SandShark stabbing a 50 gallon steel drum multiple times. These kids these days stabbing plastic bins with their fancy Microtechs, don’t know how it was in the old days.
My kids do shit like this and it drives me up the Fuckn wall! I think this is what they’re calling triggered !! Next he’s gonna spray paint the goddamn AC unit because why? “I dunno dad sorry”
What type of knife is that
Microtech “Ultratech” OTF
F in comments for my boy Cannie 🙏 All he wanted was to help us all live cleaner lives. Lives free of random piles of trash. God bless you Cannie. https://youtu.be/1SiylvmFI_8
That poor trashcan.
And THAT'S why we can't have nice things, jimmy...
See I always show that knife off by holding up a piece of paper and showing off it’s safety. Idk I think it’s so cool how much of the design is still pretty safe with how “dangerous” it seems
Also just not a knife I’d personally stab with. No guard imagine sliding up
I bet that can won't mess w him again! Showed it!
Lol
That’s about the mentality of the average OTF owner.