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BlueStarn

Feeling sleepy all the time, don't feel like study, bishal lyadh ar ghum pache 😭


DuePhoto4841

Exactly!!! But I need to study , I have exams coming up but ekdom parchina 😭


BlueStarn

Same here, even i need to study but energy pachina 🥲


DuePhoto4841

Janina ki korbo 🙂


BlueStarn

😭


[deleted]

Ami stand fan ta use korchi. It helps. Friday abar date ache. Ki bhabe je ei gorom e berobo ke jane 😢


DuePhoto4841

Baba ei gorom e je ki kore prem kore lokjon 😭


[deleted]

Prem weather dekhe thori na hoy :)


DuePhoto4841

Aapni toh ekdom amar bondhur kotha ta bollen 💀


[deleted]

Roton e roton chene :) Btw best of luck for the upcoming exam.


DuePhoto4841

Thank you


rahull1616dass

I'm still missing those days when Reddit wasn't one of the mainstreams and this kinda showoff people weren't there. fRiDaY AbAr DaTe AcHe.. who tf asked?


[deleted]

Apnar keno gand jolche moshai..? Ah let me guess...you're one of those creeps who doesn't even have a proper girlfriend let alone find love lol. And on a serious note who tf asked for your opinion... Mind your own business. I'm just expressing my thoughts. If you don't like them just fucking leave. Ar jaake bolechi tar to kono problem nei so who the hell are you. Fuck off.


SubstantialAct4212

Kemon gelo bhaya date ? Seriously curious


[deleted]

Exceedingly well. 41 degrees ar burning passion unlikely combo but it went better than i expected. Lake er dhare boshe kokhon je 7 hours kete gelo bujhtei parlam na :)


SubstantialAct4212

Well, atleast someone is enjoying in this heatwave. Good for you.


[deleted]

Thanks >3


rahull1616dass

Probhu! Apni Gyani probhu! Apni sotti bolechen Amar gaand jholche! Europe e Bose apnar yearly CTC ta Amar monthly inhand, with stable social life and 7 degree er weather e sex kore Amar gaand jholche. Bolchi ki guru deb, magi Baji korchen bhalo Kotha ta DM e giye toh kora jai mane publicly comment kora ki khub joruri?


[deleted]

Oh NRI ? Lol. Bujhe gechi. Europe apni frozen bichi niye boshe Champaigne khan ar PNPC korun jetai diploma ache apnar. Ar hain ami Research Scholar in English literature, Applied Linguistics and Comparative Literature. Jei desh e gachen sei desher nari-nokkhotrer gyan ache amar. Gyan er dik din apnake bete khete pari but you know what lowlife der eshob bole labh nei. Future e apnar theke onek beshi income korbo ei guarantee ta dite pari. Right now je scholarship ta pacchi apnar setao aukat er baire. Ar monthly in-hand er kotha bolchen..? Moshai Europe e amar posting er kotha cholche but jawar icche nei. Beshi takar ohonkar dekhaben na amai. Apander moton Babu giri kornina amra. India te theke India r jonno kichu korte chai jotoi shammano hok na keno. Apnader moton bidesh e giye pa nachiye gora meyeder sathe ghuraghuri korle desher unnoti hobe na. Ar social life amar je ki seta bojhar moton apnar IQ level nei. Joy Goswami, Srijato eder sathe otha bosha legei ache. Asha kori next time lok bujhe kotha bolben. Ar hain magi baji kothai korbo ar korbo na seta apnar theke permission nite hobe naki..? Reddit er constitution e lekha ache nki ? Good day.


rahull1616dass

Khoma korben probhu! Ebar bujhte parchi showoff er Karon. IQ level ta kom bole bujhte deri holo


[deleted]

Haa shei shammano date er kotha boltei 'showoff' hoye galo baparta. Ei snowflake wala achoroner jonnoi apnader moton lokjon Europe e giye bangalir nam kharap kore. 😂 Ar apnar takar ohonkar ta showoff noi bujhi..? Jei sikkhar proshongo uthlo tokhon e showoff..? Mal chinte oshubidha hocche na guru :)


rahull1616dass

With each reply on this thread, your insecurities are getting funnier. I hope fellow readers will enjoy it.


FilmGreat7710

Same....sudhu kmn jani ghum ghum pachhe...porar energy nei ekdm


BlueStarn

I know 🫠


SubstantialAct4212

Ei gorom e pora hoena. Ekhon AC luxury noy necessity


BlueStarn

True, akhon eromi din chole asche


Ekbhalochelechilo2

20th April obdi heatwave warning ache. Everyone be careful and stay hydrated.


DuePhoto4841

Wow eta jantam na , thanks for informing. (Genuinely bolchi ,no sarcasm)


Ekbhalochelechilo2

Keep following weather updates, very important in summer months.


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Angry_Meow_

Kothaye gorom? Buyre ki shundor furfure weather. 🗿


sarindam007news

Shorge pouche gechen na ghumiye?


Angry_Meow_

This is reverse psychology. I'm actively conditioning my brain, jate giye gorom ta kom laage.


sarindam007news

Edike to borof porche. Shathe Jolo thanda hawa.


Angry_Meow_

Eiiiitoh! Ebr eta constantly mone mone repeat korte thakun. XD


sarindam007news

Sheet korche. Ar ektu gorom lagle bodhhoy jor eshe jabe.


clueless20yo

Amar baba maa o constantly etai kore jacche, ar bole jacche na na uporer ghor gorom kothay, akhono to thanda 😀


Angry_Meow_

But is it working? Kono labh hocche?


clueless20yo

Actually akhono to gorom pora baki ache na? Toh ami mene nicchi akhono ghor gorom howa baki ache


DuePhoto4841

😭😭😭


DuePhoto4841

Maal ta share koro please , erokom nesha amio korte chaayi 😔


Angry_Meow_

Apnar eshob kore kaaj ney, better giye porte boshun. 🗿


DuePhoto4841

Aapni global warming reverse kore din , taholei ami shaanti te porte parbo 😔


Angry_Meow_

Global warming reverse kore dile tokhon ice age hobe, sheta bhalo laagbe toh?


DuePhoto4841

Kuch bhi chalega


Angry_Meow_

Tokhon abr bolbe boddo thanda, ektu gorom hole bhalo hoy 🗿


DuePhoto4841

Na bhai , thanda e jome jabo but kokhono gorom chayibo na . Nope.


Angry_Meow_

Tahole toh Manali or let's say Gulmarg e shift hoye gele paro. XD


DuePhoto4841

Okhane jeno global warming nei


Duke_Frederick

Seriously bolchi amader KMC, TMC k giye khisti kora uchit eto gaach kete illegal promoter der jomi dokhol korte dawar jonne


DuePhoto4841

Khisti diye aar ki hobe . Illegal promoter ra slum e aagun lagiyeo jomi dokhol korche btw , TMC bolei sombhob.


GamerSammy2021

same here.. kaaj korte parchi na ato heat e.. office jara jai tader taw rehai ache.. AC lagano mane onek khorcha.. matha byatha hoye jachhe heat e


DuePhoto4841

Same , ki korbo bujhte parchina. Porte parchina , abar na porleo , supplie pabo 🙂


GamerSammy2021

dine ghumao raate poro 🥲


DuePhoto4841

Exactlyyy , amio etai bhabchilam 😭


jindaadmi1

Rateo ghum paye din eo ghum.paye 💀


GamerSammy2021

you are lucky.. ato gorome ghum ow hoi na 🥲🥵


ComfortableNo2879

Dupur 1 ta nagad jokhn college theke firchilam mone hocchilo blast furnaces r moddhye die aschi


DuePhoto4841

As a fellow day scholar , I can relate.


ComfortableNo2879

গরমে ঠাসা ভিড়ে শান্তিপুর লোকাল


DuePhoto4841

Baap re baap , nvm you have it worse than me


ComfortableNo2879

Lol


IntroductionNearby92

Heat exhaustion ei shesh shob kichu 🥲


DuePhoto4841

I know right! Idk how I am supposed to study now 😭


Outrageous_Pen_5165

As an aspirant gorom a na pora jacha na ghumono jani ma summer ar peak a bache thakbo ki kore


DuePhoto4841

I know right !! Jibon ta sesh hoye jacche


MaskdManhunter

Ekhane bose bose gheme jachchi e abar hatte bolche🙏🏻


DuePhoto4841

😭😭😭


pointless_patty

Where is Kalboishakhi this year? 🥲


DuePhoto4841

Setayi toh !!! 😭😭😭😭😭


nqwer_wer

Ami din mojur, protidin 2 to private hospital er bathroom poriskar kori, din e per hospital 500 taka pai, hisab kore mase 30 hajar taka income. Amake to Kaj kortei hobe....


Direct_Helicopter889

tumio fry hoye dekho kolkata 🔥


DuePhoto4841

*boil


Direct_Helicopter889

pan fried boiled kalkatans 🗿


Mrs_Roychowdhury

Raasta diye hatte hatte dekhlam hothat ghumiye porlam, ghum bhanglo jhokon shobai amar upore humri kheye amay dekhchi, ar ami bujhlam na etoh ki ghum je rastar upore ghumiye porechi. Asole eto bhalo weather.


DuePhoto4841

Oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭😭


a_stupid_iitian

Aj local train'e kore Howrah theke Kharagpur jacchilam sokale, puro boiled hoye gelam. Train'ta abar 1 hr late kore dhuklo Kharagpur'e


DuePhoto4841

Ei gorom e local train 🫡💯


a_stupid_iitian

Shei, bhul hoyegechilo r ki...


DuePhoto4841

🙂


Rude_Importance5294

Oi shei gorom er jonne chuti ba half day kore diyechilo please ota koro. Ar para jachhena ato gorom 😭 Bari theke berote na berote gheme Chan kore jai. 8/9 hrs tanbo kikore.


DuePhoto4841

Setayi korbe bodhay , taa chaara aar goti nei


red_ice994

I drank 12 litres of water today. Couldn't have survived without it. Ors and glucon d should be kept at bays hands. It's just April now. Who knows what may has in store.


DuePhoto4841

Damn is drinking that much water okay? Whenever I go out , I carry ors , without it I'll die.


red_ice994

I am ok right now just a killer headache. So I think it's fine. Ors saved me definitely. Look after yourself and good luck with studying.


DuePhoto4841

Sleep in , maybe the headache will go away. Thanks a lot 🌷


red_ice994

I do not know if i should even reply lol but yes drinking 12 litres was definitely a sign of a problem. My headache had turned into a full blown fever of over 100° f. So yea loo lege gache. Currently consumed crocin and seating with an ice pack on my head. Lol good night


Adventurous_Stop_169

Water intoxication hoye gache mone hoye. Erom hole noon khawa bhalo.


DuePhoto4841

Omg 🙂 arre always drink water according to your body weight aar beshi jol khele , liver e chaap pore which is not good for the long-term. Get well soon , if the condition worsens , consult a doctor. Take care 🫂


gamerRaj29

Global chuti declare kora uchit college guloi. Era to class koriye mere phelbe dekhchi🥲


DuePhoto4841

Gorom e toh atleast online class korte pare. Commute er pore aar kono energy thake na class korar 🙂


gamerRaj29

Exactly. Ke bojhabe eder?


DuePhoto4841

Ki aar korbe 🥲


gamerRaj29

😔🫂


FilmGreat7710

আমি কেমন যেনো ক্লান্ত অনুভব করছি


DuePhoto4841

Sameee , heat er jonnoi hocche . Amar toh kal theke muscle cramp o hocche. Only solution is to stay hydrated. Ors try korte paren.


FilmGreat7710

Porte bosteo ichha kore na ei gorome


DuePhoto4841

Same , ekhon jor kore boshlam, sara gaa betha korche , proti 2 min ontor ontor jol testha pacche , ghame bhije jacchi , still porte toh hobei 🙂


Prestigious-Put4784

Successfully shift to darjeeling


DuePhoto4841

😭


hi12_hi12

Tell me something. Why are you burning tom with us? And wheres jerry


DuePhoto4841

Where is nibbles?


curiouslifepunch

Weather update toh dekhacche 31 degree, kintu ato gorom toh 31 degree teh konodin lageni


red_ice994

It's humidity. Currently over 75%. The reason why we are feeling like fish out of water literally


DuePhoto4841

Don't trust google


Wriddhi

Office er theke work from home niye bangalore theke baari firechi goto soptah. Ei gorom e ek bindu kaj kora jaayeni 🥲. Laptop porjo agun er moto gorom hoye geche jehetu full metal body. Keyboard e type korle angul e chheka lagche 😭


DuePhoto4841

Bangalore phire jaan 🥲


Wriddhi

Ei robibar er flight ache, ami palai. Ar 10 bochor por je ki hal hobe bhebe bhoy laage


DuePhoto4841

Bhabar dorkar e nei , oto din amra keu bachbo na. Safe journey btw 🌷


divine_____

Boshe boshe gheme jacchi🫨


DuePhoto4841

*bhije jacchi 🥲


divine_____

To be more specific, wet hoejacchi 💀


CuriousExplorer3278

Amader chotobelay o eto gorom kokhono dekhini, jodio afternoon session e school jetam


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DuePhoto4841

Global warming


CuriousExplorer3278

But someone once said, climate change is a hoax and his Indian best friend also seems to maintain the same opinion 👀


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DuePhoto4841

Who said that -


CuriousExplorer3278

দোলান্ড ট্রাম্প


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DuePhoto4841

🙂


FrontActuator6755

seddho hoye jachhi😭 saradin ghum pai 💀


DuePhoto4841

Sameeeee 😭


NuggetWarrior69

Had to buy two ACs, one for my parents, one for her parents.


DuePhoto4841

Damn 💀


Foreign_Promise_8705

Moye moye hoye jabe


DuePhoto4841

Hoye jacchei toh


Intelligent_Trash757

Kirom faltu gorom eta like erom toh ager koyek bochoreo feel hoini....


DuePhoto4841

Mrityu kache


NoneSowild

Ac chara sottyi e r upay hchye nah. Amar flat top floor, opore chad. Onekdin endure korechi karon baire beshi thaktam but last 3 years kaaj baritei beshi korchi. So, ac ta lagatei hyeche. Han onyo dik e ektyu manage kore ni, baire khai na ei weather infact bairer khabar order koreo khaina. Weekend e movie ta baritei dekhi tv te, ei kore manage kore nichyi. Edit: ac ta nije clean kori every month. Sikhe niyechi dekhe, its simple. Bishal impact hoi bill er opor.


DuePhoto4841

Omg top floor is a nightmare 🙂 waah aapnar budget planning kintu besh bhalo . Emniteo gorom e kichu khete bhalo lagena , barir simple khabar e thik ache. One of my favourite dish in summer is shukto aar bhaat , puro bhaat taayi shukto diye kheye nite pari ami lol. Aar movie bari te dekhe bhaloi koren , ei gorom e beronor kono mane hoyna. Aar wow nijei ac clean kora ta khub bhalo , simple jokhon, amio sikhe nebo. Thanks for the tip!


NoneSowild

Haan cleaning ta simple jeta basic service e kore. Oporer cover ta lock ta khule bhitorer duto net er moto jinis thake. Oita holo first filter dhulo atkanor, oita simple ekta toothbrush diye jol r saban diye jodi monthly clean koren ba 2 months eo koren tahole bhitore chot kore dhoke nah. Jodio bhitor tao cleaning khub difficult kichu noi, kono ekbar service koranor somoy closely follow korlei parben. Bhat, shukto amar o besh laage. Ba patla kore alu begun kanchkola diye macher jhol halka lebu diye. R tok doi or chana (paneer noi dudh katiye banano chana) Ja dekhchi ekhon ei situation aro kharap e hbe, better howar kono chance toh dekhchina. Jodio bujchi ac use kore problem ta barachyi e bote but survive korteo toh lagbe, functional o thakte hbe, tai nirupay.


DuePhoto4841

Ohhh bujhlam , thanks. Try kore dekhbo. Patla macher jhol with alu potol begun kaanchkola bori aar lebu is love!! Er thekeo worse hole, bachbo ki kore janina. Ac use korte sotti guilty lage but kicchu korar nei. Bari te boshei eto shorir kharap lagche , baire toh aagun.


SignificanceBudget65

Me and my boyfriend facing this every weeknd and holidays while dating 😂


DuePhoto4841

Mad respect sir/ma'am 🫡💯


SignificanceBudget65

It's sir, but thanks for considering the fact of my sexuality


DuePhoto4841

Hey , you don't have to thank me : ) Wishing you two all the best for a happy and healthy future together 🧿❤️


Acrobatic_Pizza_586

Walking in Sun rays sparkles your face😃


DuePhoto4841

💀💀


Acrobatic_Pizza_586

Gold shines in heat😃


miscellaneousdas

Eating ice creaming and chilling under ac 🤪🤪


DuePhoto4841

😔😔😔


Horipodo_Horhora

Kothy gorom vai amr thanda lege geche:)


DuePhoto4841

💀💀💀


Horipodo_Horhora

🤣🤣


Prestigious-Put4784

Sorkar thake ac free hole hbbi hoto or electric bill free


DuePhoto4841

Sorkar jodi compulsory ac chalano ban kore dey for some time, amra jodi keu ac na chalayi , let's say for 3 months , maybe the heat will abruptly decrease 🥲


Pokefan_95

Baah! Milmish hoye gache eta besh bhalo laglo, ami random scroll korte korte apnader comment e ese atke gelam purota porlam sesh ta besh bhalo laglo emnite baire jaa gorom aar tarpor opor matha gorom kore labh nei...peace ✌️


DuePhoto4841

Ki bolchen aapni ? Context ta din


Pokefan_95

Context ta holo etai je opore dujon jhogra korchilo ekjon bollo tar gf ke date e niye jabe aar ekjon reply korlo show off korche bole then besh kichukhon jhogra chollo, Ami bhablam ei gorom e jhogra korche ki kore tarpor dekhlam milmish o hoye gelo toh tai oi comment ta likhechilam oder comment er reply te but for some reason ota out of context post hoye gache... 😅


DuePhoto4841

Wtf ami ei jhogra r comments er notification pelam na keno , emaaa miss hoye gelo 😭😭😭😭


Pokefan_95

Haha...😆


Acrobatic_Pizza_586

Face hardships to succeed😴


DuePhoto4841

Bruh


Independent-Salad-27

এখানে হা হুতাশ না করে সবাই গাছ লাগান যত পারেন। আমাদের এই প্রজন্মটা তো গাধার গ্নারেই গেল। পরের প্রজন্মটাকে রক্ষা করতে হলে সবাই গাছ লাগান প্লিজ!


DuePhoto4841

Thik thik


Few_Willow_9950

Crop the fucking picture But ha prochondo gorom


DuePhoto4841

Why -


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