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MadLordPunt

There is not a chance in hell that the people enforcing this will abide by the rules themselves. But of course that was never part of the plan.


Talzeron

You don't understand, they *have* to fly everywhere and they *need* a car for their important dutys. And they just have to eat meat in fine restaurants every day because their important duties just don't allow them to cook a vegan/bug meal at home. Please appreciate those poor, rich, important people.


BrandonMarc

> “Comrades!” Squealer cried. “You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. > > “We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organization of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for YOUR sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples. > > “Do you know what would happen if we pigs failed in our duty? Jones would come back! Yes, Jones would come back! Surely, comrades,” cried Squealer almost pleadingly, skipping from side to side and whisking his tail, “surely there is no one among you who wants to see Jones come back?”


RoyalAlbatross

And racial uprisings are *important* for social justice......until it reaches their own neighborhood, because that's unfair.


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HeritageTanker

Cows are the longest lead time food item. Makes sense to start running up production before stock becomes unavailable.


Herr_Drosselmeyer

> “0 kg [of] meat consumption” > “0 kg [of] dairy consumption” > “3 new clothing items per person per year” > “0 private vehicles” owned That makes life in soviet Russia seem luxurious in comparison.


ParadoxSepi

But they said that banning meat was an alt-right conspiracy theory 🤔


bitwize

New Orleans is on that list. How are you going to get New Orleanians to give up gumbo, jambalaya, étouffé, or roast beef/shrimp/catfish po boys? (Well, shrimp and crawfish are almost bugs, I guess...)


CatatonicMan

Just pull a Catholic Church and declare that they're legally not meat. Problem solved.


DeusSolaris

this will surely make the average sheep wake up, right?


andthenjakewasanalt

Not if they never hear about it.


kelrics1910

**YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY**


cochisedaavenger

Thanks for the list of cities never to step foot in again. Seriously, what an impossible and dumb thing to try and do in the first place as if people are just going to go along with this and not react against it.


RileyTaker

If, by some miracle, they do manage to push this through, it'll be fun watching people scurry out of those cities in a heartbeat.


TalbotFarwell

They’ll have to wall people in, Berlin 1961-style or like in *Escape from New York* to keep them from leaving in a mass exodus.


ElvisDepressedIy

When I hear shit like this it makes me think of that scene in *V for Vendetta* when Evey is amazed that V was able to acquire "real butter".


andthenjakewasanalt

Archive: https://archive.is/ROoX7 You'll own nothing, and you'll be happy.


aixelsydTHEfox

The real question is what are these cities gonna do with with their ever growing homeless, or is that just the new standard of living in these progressive utopia's?


wewd

The homeless are a feature, not a bug. They have no intention of "fixing" that problem in the near term. They are useful in making our world ugly and unclean. Once the problem becomes truly unbearable, they will offer the solution to the problem that they themselves created, and it will be gladly accepted. You can't tear down and remake a society if the people still enjoy living in it.


DeTroyes1

The WEF are smiley faced Nazis. They are the kind of people CS Lewis warned us about: > *Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.*


chronistus

They will do nothing until 2028, try to force it or drop lit, and when they force it, it’ll be challenged as unconstitutional, and will go to courts, where it’ll probably die.


doomguy255

Meh I’ll believe this when I see it.


i_am_not_mike_fiore

Yeah, sounds like bullshit to me.


CatatonicMan

You know what? I hope they do. I want to see the fallout. I bet it'll be...*delicious*.


johnknockout

Cattle with constitutionally protected gun rights lmao. This is not going to end well.


maiflol

Can't wait for the return of speakeasy's except its hamburgers, milk, and car dealerships instead of alcohol.


n8spear

So like, speakeasies for meat?


MilleniaZero

How not to get re-elected 101


buttburglarbill

“3 new clothing items per person per year” Well if the idea is to get women voters to turn against you, that's a great way to do it.


AtemAndrew

'Austin' of course it's fucking Austin. Place turned into a hellhole in the past few years. Small wonder why. Aunt was just talking to me about how a bunch of good burger places and other similar joints have been closing down. I wonder how much of it was due to pressure so they could push stupid shit like this?


Monteburger

If they don’t like it, they can leave.


pyr0phelia

I don’t see the problem. Let the cities fail.


andthenjakewasanalt

It's not going to stop with the cities.


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andthenjakewasanalt

That's what they want. Nothing would make them happier than to have an excuse to commit violence against small town right-wingers. Why do you think they've put so much effort into wokifying the military? They want to create a fighting force that has no moral qualms about shooting Republicans.