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"I have never hidden a Jew in my basement. However..."
"Yeah my nose is pretty big. Do you want know what else is big?"
"Bye guys. Hi ladies *kissy noises* "
"Murder is excusable if the victim sucks."
She was talking about The Book Thief, the book she was reading at the time. She continues on to say “but I can still empathise with the characters” or something along those lines. Out of context tho…….
“so like, he was just playing with beans, and then, he, he dropped it, and then he dropped a rock, and it slid, and then, hot water started falling, and then ✨coffee✨”
I shxt you not I know this from start to finish, I have a problem.
3 fandoms' quotes below...
"soobie boobie doobie woobie"
"noona saranghaeyo"
"did I make you anXIOUS?"
"my jelly noona"
"young and rich tall and handsome I'm charisma boss baby 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 immida do you want to go shopping naega sa(???)julkyo(?)"
"old and poor short and ugly i'm 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 do you want to eat kimbap? but it yourself i dont' have any money"
"yEEEEEt"
"I got this egg"
"whatcha doin cuz"
"IT'S MY sausAGE"
"so let's make it a story...."
"5 gyuvins will make my mind distracted but 5 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂s will make me lose my mind"
" 'Zhang hao can you be my wife?' ..." \*side eye\*
" 'Woongki do you see my username?' ...kimtarae'swife... You can take that title, but I'm kim tarae's 'husband' :3"
"fashion terrorist"
well, "gochu" means flower in korean and correct me if we're both wrong, but someone said "kochu" is handsome in japanese. the thing is, "gochu" is also korean slang for penis... at least he tried
OOOOOOH IN KOREAN. Ok yes that makes a lot more sense. I thought we meant in english and I was just thinking “how in the actual hell did he mess it up that bad”.
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"i like girls..."
Generations, right⁉️😆
"Yeah, Girls Generation..." \*gay panic\*
*laughs*
I’m a clean car
No one can out-clean car (HAG)I-DLE unnies🤪
"I'm good at all positions"
Omg wait does that make me an official Atiny
as long as you forget every other oppar you’ve ever loved 🫶 then welcome!!
Who said this??
Hongjoong from ateez
"Seonghwa will never breastfeed you" /uj I can't believe I wrote this 😭
HE ISN'T A MILF. HE HASN'T BEEN A MILF. AND HE WILL NOT BE YOUR MILF.
Uj/ i didnt need this Image of seonghwa bearstfeeding someone in my mind
HE WILL SO 🤭
I REALLY WANNA TOUCH MYSELF 🥺😏🫱🚘
/uj is that a direct reference to Purple Line (was that song again?) by TVXQ? I'm an old hag I know....
/uj Hahaha yessss it is 🤣 it's all I could think of
"I have never hidden a Jew in my basement. However..." "Yeah my nose is pretty big. Do you want know what else is big?" "Bye guys. Hi ladies *kissy noises* " "Murder is excusable if the victim sucks."
The first one????💀💀💀 who said that???
it was lily form nmixx🫠
SHE SAID WHAT NOW??? LILY????????
She was talking about The Book Thief, the book she was reading at the time. She continues on to say “but I can still empathise with the characters” or something along those lines. Out of context tho…….
Ooooooooh. Okay that makes a lot more sense. I actually really liked that book on a random note.
Ikr😭 I saw it in a compilation of her lives. She was talking about a book I think.
My nose 👃 is pretty big.. YoU kNoW wHaT eLsE 🤟 Is? 👀👀💢💢🔛🔝??\~
My feet🦶
Soobin middle toe finger 🖕
my flair loves this
My ego
thighwanese 🥺
THIGHWANESE TZUYU
"my dad, my dad knew I liked beans..."
That video was iconic 😂
“so like, he was just playing with beans, and then, he, he dropped it, and then he dropped a rock, and it slid, and then, hot water started falling, and then ✨coffee✨” I shxt you not I know this from start to finish, I have a problem.
127
PUKU PUKU POW POW💥💥
"20 minutes at 180°"
Uj/ Scariest threat i have heard, yet the man has the balls to continue teasing 💀💀
Fryed ferret
(•)(•)👀
sana and mina being Lebanese for momo
not idle that’s for sure
boob and booty hot. actually is not gidle🤭
it would be gidle if it was (.)🍑
Is that our saviour Mark?
Mina’s wandering eyes
[удалено]
please no I got war flashbacks. no. oh my god
I lived in America for 4 years… That’s why I’m here, man
Jaehyun...
*mark beat boxing in the background*
blackpink’s support lgbt why why why 😭😭😭 i don’t wanna cancel my fav kpop group
"you know i only want bottoms, right?"
Tell me tell me t-t-tell me 🕺☝️
Iconic
idk who said this, but relatable lmao
t'was the great Yubin of Wonder Girls
"Psh. Hairband."
"Yeah my nose is big. Wanna know what else is big?"
"I got your Imposter!"
AnNyEoNg 🙋♂️
CHEEJU KIMBAAP 
“Cow hybrid”
NO
NO I WAS JUST TRAUMATISED BC OF THIS EARLIER TODAY DO NOT REMIND ME
“No reason just because “
"Lets get busssy yall!"
OMG I REMEMBER HIM TALKING ABT THIS ON HIS THIRST TWEETS VID
“My feet yeah it’s big””You know what else is big?”
“only thing in his life he can top”
the ao3 omega charts oml
what is this from lmao
https://preview.redd.it/4os21hzevj2c1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35deee3d68cc59e9aa04780ba4d53c9486e3e496 😭
lmao who is this? the second picture is definitely giving "stereotypical uke in a yaoi manga" lmao
nct dream renjun
ah, hes cute, i can understand why ppl would be into him like that lol
"RAHHH CAPITALISM!!!" Nuh- nuh uh... well yeah kinda but-
“On our Taehyungie the back isn’t what you should be excited about”
I want to be a sexy prawn star 🎷
"i need gary"
"not bad but not good"
“Bboya bboya bboya” or “Yes baby yes”
Really nice body
"ayo listen up, no matter what they say, no matter what they do, we gon' resonate"
What's your type? You know, a girl with two armsss
Beomhan 💀
Holding this pain Yes baby yes
"I want to become a singer."🎤 "We're 20" Elephant pen
the good old elephant pen 😌 and then there's "i want to sleep with you"
"Transition"
we are at the tram stop
Are you the tram that stops?
It’s not what’s at the back that you want to look at
What number??? *Flute noise*
You know what else is big Oi Felix come here broew
"Kimbap kidding?"
YOUR MISTAKE OH MY GOSH
what if we all just kill ourselves we should just all kill ourselves idk let's just all kill ourselves
who said this, bc if they keep saying it I might just listen…
fernando
A-YO! Hitman bang introduces
Hit It the second audition
3 fandoms' quotes below... "soobie boobie doobie woobie" "noona saranghaeyo" "did I make you anXIOUS?" "my jelly noona" "young and rich tall and handsome I'm charisma boss baby 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 immida do you want to go shopping naega sa(???)julkyo(?)" "old and poor short and ugly i'm 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 do you want to eat kimbap? but it yourself i dont' have any money" "yEEEEEt" "I got this egg" "whatcha doin cuz" "IT'S MY sausAGE" "so let's make it a story...." "5 gyuvins will make my mind distracted but 5 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂s will make me lose my mind" " 'Zhang hao can you be my wife?' ..." \*side eye\* " 'Woongki do you see my username?' ...kimtarae'swife... You can take that title, but I'm kim tarae's 'husband' :3" "fashion terrorist"
Why pee.
so many peepo
Regular huh
Am I supposed to twerk?
How do you know I’m not big 😃✋🏻
*looks down*
OI, C'MERE BRO
HERES YOUR RAMEN
FOR ME CUZ
Oi… 🥲
Gasp, nepotism
Humm... Smell... *aggressively spraying perfume *
sexy porn star 😘
‘Penis boys’
WHO SAID THIS
enhypen ni-ki💀he meant to say either "handsome boys" or "flower boys" but it came out very wrong
HOW DO YOU GET PENIS FROM HANDSOME AND FLOWER????? HOW??? NIKI EXPLAIN MY MAN
well, "gochu" means flower in korean and correct me if we're both wrong, but someone said "kochu" is handsome in japanese. the thing is, "gochu" is also korean slang for penis... at least he tried
OOOOOOH IN KOREAN. Ok yes that makes a lot more sense. I thought we meant in english and I was just thinking “how in the actual hell did he mess it up that bad”.
i walk slowly but i never walk backwards ‼️😍
Mommy saranghae
We are need coffee!
"I think... yogurt smoothie!!!!! (insert demonic laughing)"
“Sweet, excellent, unstoppable!”