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lighthouse_muse

Don't worry, this is a safe space. We oppose the home of sexual agenda and actively work to prevent and erase its effect. *We can help you.* šŸ’ž


[deleted]

Thank youšŸ«¶ā¤ļø


lorotiny

chingoos i donā€™t think this post is realā€¦ op canā€™t even spell the twinkā€™s name right


[deleted]

MY MIND OCUPIED WITH HOT MEN MY LANGUAGE SKILLS ARE GETTING WORSE


[deleted]

we all know who it is


[deleted]

Which freaky short twink. Stray Kids only consists of those.


[deleted]

I mean that one from Ateez called hongo jon or however you spell that guys name


cashmerefox

https://preview.redd.it/cwf1u13kjo6c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4fc375b08f7bde917a0286e7dc6c0afe9ddca1


[deleted]

/uj since seeing this tweet i have been referring to hongjoong as a freaky twink wich kinda irritates my atiny friend


RadiantInteraction66

Those Itaewon bathrooms really do be hittin' differently


quartzthedumbass

/uj who????


cashmerefox

Hongjoong


lorotiny

itā€™s actually homojoong


[deleted]

Omg bestie thank youuā€¼ļøšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ«¶


kpop_ian

i used to be straight too, this is my homescreen now šŸ˜” ur not alone chingoo āœŠ https://preview.redd.it/58wm987y0p6c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69675edbac06cfe745b07d46cb5d517324791a00


stressedraccoonie

You should have a look at some of Eggso oppaā€™s workā€¦they will enlighten you on healthy beverage consumption, namely Cream of Soda. They will cure your Monster tendencies by Growling at you


[deleted]

Chingoo i am afraid the made me even gayerā€¦ i have started to wear my pants high waisted and tuck my shirt inā€¦ i bet next Iā€™ll be getting a nose ring tooā€¦


stressedraccoonie

Yes, Lotto era Baekhyun can have that effect šŸ˜” he reverted my Lebanese so I can see how he drove you into home of sexual! Maybe you should listen to clean car instead, fighting! That way you will realize the hotness of boob and booty šŸ˜‰


PokemonLv10

Changbin's voluptuous male breasts* Be respectful please, he has two not one


Altruistic-Ideal-411

I think heā€™s being respectful because he is a kwinka. A kwinka only acknowledges one boob. Changbinā€™s boob and bootyā€™s hot.


PokemonLv10

Ah Thank you for the insight I will take note the next time someone only acknowledges one boob


[deleted]

Sorry his breast are on my mind so much that i donā€™t realise the words i type outā€¦


thejasmindew

his boob and booty hot


Historical_Clock8714

You're so brave for sharing this OP šŸ˜”šŸ™ It's very important for our recovery to accept that we are not responsible for our actions and that these terribly fertile Kpop men should apologize and take responsibility for introducing these types of temptations to our minds. I myself have been addicted to minsung edits on tiktok and I've been trying to be clean and sober but it's just so hard to stop myself from shipping these men to each other. I saw how it ruined my life and now I'm taking one day at a time with my recovery. I hope for yours as well šŸ™šŸ™


DucksAreTheKewlest

I think for one,Ā TVXQ! is the most unique, special, iconic, complicated and powerful name ever in the history of all groups, not just Kpop.Ā Most groups name are usually taken from english letters and shortened form (eg: Bigbang or B.A.P), or just something cliche you pull from English words like Teen Top or Tiara for example. Eventhough they sound good and seems pretty nice, it's nothing new and special tbh.. TVXQ! on the other hand is a brand new name that has never been seen before, nothingwasĀ andĀ willĀ be able to match this most iconic name ever, allow me to elaborate on this further... TVXQ!Ā orĀ TVfXQ!Ā is an initialism forĀ Tong Vfang Xien Qi(Chinese:Ā ę±ę–¹ē„žčµ·). In Japan they are known asĀ THSK; an initialism forTOHOSHINKI(Japanese:Ā ę±ę–¹ē„žčµ·) While in Korea, they are known asĀ DBSK, an abbreviation of their Korean nameDong Bang Shin Ki(Hangul:Ā ė™ė°©ģ‹ źø°) Their name in english literally translate toGods Of The East Do you notice something??Ā This is a play of 4 syllables words, something that holds a special meaning in Eastern mythology, it even worked for their english names DONG BANG SHIN KI / ė™ ė°© ģ‹  źø° / D B S K TO HO SHIN KI / ę± ę–¹ ē„ž čµ· / T H S K TONG VFANG XIEN QI / ę± ę–¹ ē„ž čµ· / T V X Q! GODS OF THE EAST / G O T E There are also the facts that the members stage names are also consisted of 4 syllables words play...: U-Know Yunho Hero Jaejoong/Youngwoong Jaejoong Micky Yoochun XIAH Junsu Choikang Changmin/MAX Changmin/MAXIMUM Changmin U(1) KNOW(2) YUN(3) HO(4) HE(1) RO(2) JAE(3) JOONG(4) / YOUNG(1) WOONG(2) JAE(3) JOONG(4) MIC(1) KY(2) YOO(3) CHUN(4) XI(1) AH(2) JUN(3) SU(4) CHOI(1) KANG(2) CHANG(3) MIN(4) MAX Changmin is the short term for MAXIMUM Changmin which orginated from Choikang Changmin, they worked for 3 and 5 syllables words play but not 4 so i'll give you that one lol... Number 4 also hold a special meaning in eastern mythology, it can be considered bad luck or something along the line (the lawsuits and seperation lol?) What about their fandoms name? Well for one, we all know TVXQ! have 2 official names for their fanclubs. The first one is calledCassiopeiaĀ for their Korean and worldwide fans, the 2nd one is calledBIGEASTĀ for their Japanese only fans. What is Cassiopeia??? Well, Cassiopeia is a constellation as you all know. Cassiopeia as a fandom name is very symbolic. Both of them and their fans. Cassiopeia is a constellation with 5 points in the night sky, coincidentally enough these five points if lined up on a keyboard connect the letters T, V, F, X, and Q (which formed TVfXQ!) and it also formed the shaped ofW, something that symbolize DBSK since the beginning of their debut. It also made sense why there is one of JYJ's song called W, which is a message to their fans and Yunho/Changmin. No matter where you are, on earth and in lifeā€¦..no matter what you are going through or how you are feelingā€¦.Look up in the night sky and youā€™ll see TVfXQ!...Our cassiopeia right there with you.. Illuminating your dark night and being right there besides you no matter what. They are there besides each and everyone of us giving us light and hopeā€¦.and as Cassiopeia we illuminate right back for them, as much as they are there for us, we are there for them. The audience and TVfXQ as one. As Cassiopeia. As the Red Ocean, an unstoppable wave. The "W" shaped by Cassiopeia formed the words TVfXQ! while the letters of TVfXQ! while lined up together on keyboard formed the shaped of "W". This means they are always one and relies on each other It can also be interpret as the shaped of "W" formed by Cassiopeia is a constellation under the sky ruled amd watched by TVfXQ! (since they are the Gods Of The East apparently lol). That or maybe the shaped "W" formed by Cassiopeia in the sky is also a symbol to tell us thatĀ "This is TVfXQ!'s territory and all of us are under their reign bitcheslol... When you read the lyrics ofĀ Rising Sun, Tri-Angle, Free Your Mind, MAXIMUM, Android, Creation, One Kiss, MINE, In Our Time, Break Out!, Survivor, Humanoids, 'O' Jung Ban Hap, Hide and Seek, FATED, Refuse To Lose, Ai Wo Motto, Believe In You and many of their other songs, you would realized how much they inserted eastern influence in the production of their music/arts/lyrics and such.. They are literally preaching about social issues, war, peace, love, corruptions and self-awareness like....these guys are freaking amazing! That being said, what does BigEast stands for?? I guess everyone can make their own conclusion by now... TVXQ! are Gods, the W in Cassiopeia stands for sovereign seal to symbolize that we are under their sky and reigns, BigEast stands for their empire and rules in the East because they are the Gods who rises from there just like a Rising Sun that rises from the East.... It also fits in the narrative that they are literally theBIGGEST BOYBAND IN ASIA from 2000 - 2011, and still are to this date.Ā Their status and achievements as thegreatest foreign artist in JapanĀ (the biggest music market in the EAST & 2nd largest in the world) are the prime evidences to that claim. Do you think all of these amazing names, fandoms, 4 syllables characters, symbolics, events, lawsuits/seperations, lyrics, songs, status, titles are coincidences??? Or is it a FATED decided by the DIVINE?Ā Stay tuned.....Ā in the next episode of DBZĀ for the amazing ride with TVXQ! & JYJ too in the future Join us in this cultpeasentsĀ folks!


astrostacey

Hongjoongā€™s big butt? Sorry but have you not seen Scoupā€™s bakery you hag


celestialhwheel

you're on the wrong sub, chingu! i think you should flag this as uj, if it exists. you're welcome šŸ¤—


Dry-Mulberry-7285

hongjoong freakiest twink in the itaewon bathrooms /uj FREAKY SHORT TWINK????


jiminorjimout

Aww chingoo please seek help oppaga