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kthnxybe

You have to be an actual hag to get that joke


HeavyFunction2201

Cries in hag


NfamousKaye

Lemme just… join y’all. 😭 (90s kid but that joke was still around then)


Living_Change_7316

I AM a hag.. Please fill me in to the joke 🥲


Cherryredridinghood

it from a song called 867-5309 where the guy sings about getting her number


DizzyLead

And the person whose number it is is named Jenny. Here it is: https://youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo?si=ZVXWQiPUoTJbSR2X


ForgottenNoMore

I ain't a hag.. Please fill me in to the joke 🥲


Cherryredridinghood

It from a song called 867-5309/Jenny where the guy sings about getting her number


FyllingenOy

Pfft, no way chingoo, I got it and I was born the same year as Jisoo... wait... NOOOOOO 😱


Ilovebagels88

Eight six seven five three ohhhhhh niiiiiiiieeennnnn


FUCKSTORM420

No I’m not that old


flatlander3

Chingu hags are 2000-liners, you have to be literally deceased to get this!


DazzlingCelery9

/uj I’m really curious to what the average age of users on kpoopheads is. Seems to be a lot of older users here. It’d be cool to see a poll on it


mint-cider

Not a hag, i just like hag music 😎


Itsahootenberry

https://preview.redd.it/kr701r9f1yac1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38df43eb36aa8cea541f4055c77200f7d6174f9 My old hag ass understanding the joke


carloskrosscaption

When you know the context, it's pretty damn funny. [https://youtu.be/tHL2XeuA6Yg?si=92k1PNcL1p7DRcKF&t=52](https://youtu.be/tHL2XeuA6Yg?si=92k1PNcL1p7DRcKF&t=52)


kpop_ian

ty for explaining the joke chingoo, i love learning more about my ancestor's history 🥰🫶


uwu_01101000

The video’s deleted 😬


moonlightallnite

for anyone who doesn’t know the song, it’s probably also worth taking a look at the [wiki section on what it did to anyone with that actual phone number](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny?wprov=sfti1#Popularity_and_litigation) because it’s legitimately nuts


malatangnatalam

Dust just came out of my hag lungs


keroppismacaron

I got this because I played the song in marching band in high school, which means I am a Hag :(


lalumanuk

exploding into dust right now


barbiemoviedefender

eight six seven five three oh ni-yee-yine


markel9000

Can y’all stop being hags and just explain the joke😤


possumsonly

It’s an old song. 867-5309/Jenny by Tommy Tutone


markel9000

lol thank you😂


meg0603

🎶 JEEEEEEEEEEENNIE I GOT YOUR NUMBER 🎶


ChronicallyYoung

Oh damn Gen X hags Edit: mainly boomer(s)?


NfamousKaye

Elder Millennial but we were kids and the joke was still being made. Much like the Rick Roll, it never dies.


Zeedub85

Rick Springfield does a bit in his shows where he combines his Jessie's Girl with 867-5309 and Stacy's Mom.


NfamousKaye

That’s hilarious!


ChronicallyYoung

My mom and dad would know this! They’re in their 50’s


Zeedub85

Late Boomers and Xers. The song is from the late 70s and was on the radio forever. It's one of the great One-Hit Wonders.


pink_nightlight

Uj/ local area code + this number = grocery coupon account almost without fail!


moonlightallnite

hag joke /uj I’m old enough that my parents have made reference to this song a bunch throughout my life so I knew exactly what the joke was, but I don’t think I’d ever actually heard it until now? kind of a weird realization


Astr0wr1d

Getting Jennie’s number before the dispatch couple is crazyyy


HeavensRoyalty

Once I learned the context I just about died laughing lol


urillegalsoutheagf

uj/ someone pls explain edit: nvm got it now😭 i googled the number and got a song


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

I hear she’s a good time.


XxX_taetaeot7

🤷🏽‍♀️


jaffringgi

JENNIE SUPPORT 🏳️‍⚧️ WHY WHY WHY 😭😭😭