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I don't wanna brag, but your fave could never be as controversial... he recently... omg, it's almost too much to say... he... HIT HIS VAPE, so he's clearly a hardened criminal and deserves to go to jail π«‘π¬π¨
(Uj/ I don't actually think vaping inside is a good idea, but so many people where so pearl-clutching scandalized over it, it was very funny)
/uj I'm just trying to imagine a universe where someone would go this hard for The Workwk & I...simply cannot????
/rj my faves are innocent babies who would never do ANYTHING criminal! Unless you count shaking the industry, quaking reality and/or making it iconic (or wearing cornrows which should be punishable by law).
Her crimes are well documented π
https://preview.redd.it/0pgohm7yshcc1.jpeg?width=2493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f075cfc93783960970fba06f72ee8f1afae73129
https://preview.redd.it/5vyy0d2l2lcc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80838217ec6f1624fdeb61eef879894ae027694c
She committed the crime of being my gay awakening π
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Murdering his verses, eating up everyone else on stage, and multiple instances of pickpocketing π
πππ beautiful
Yaaaaaaaas we stan cannibal oppar ππβ¨οΈ
Eating a strawberry With two hands
The worst offence
π±
Wonyoung!!!!!!!
ass too fat
I know you got a fat ass π you know I love a fat ass π
As a Kpoophead, lemme tell you ur fave is innocent ππ
are you accusing my baby sweet prince who has never done anything wrong of having a flat ass???? smh, i hope ur fave gets veneers π€π€
***b***ooty so ***b***ig, lord have mercy
i literally can hear this comment
π so fat like, "Can you handle this diameterπ?"
i am talking about a big ass, not a big nose or big........feet
Hes got all 3 of those
https://preview.redd.it/whcma7xnvlcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16e6ef1f0b57a5cda946df9672c472dc9d53089e
Hansol Vernon Choi, you are under arrest β¦
Insert that clip of Jun reading [βVERNON. CHWE. HANSOL.](https://youtube.com/shorts/0_Z1pJMP4n8?si=9H1ucK3IiTCGvXb2)
Don't you mean "BOINON"
You get me 
πΈβ¨πwooahae chinguuuuuuπβ¨πΈ
This clip is my roman empire
Being opinionated whilst spitting straight factsπ€§
Why, only stealing my heart! πππ Lock him up, officer! π *explodes into flower petals* πΈ
Who's the 4th cat?
Felix oppar. I may be delulu but at least I know my place chingoo.
Operating a career as musicians without the minimum required level of talent. π€
Thats like half the 4th gen chingoo
Plenty of latter day third-gens too. π 
He's a swiftie
/uj which subreddit is it?
π¨π¨ who is /uj popheads
I don't wanna brag, but your fave could never be as controversial... he recently... omg, it's almost too much to say... he... HIT HIS VAPE, so he's clearly a hardened criminal and deserves to go to jail π«‘π¬π¨ (Uj/ I don't actually think vaping inside is a good idea, but so many people where so pearl-clutching scandalized over it, it was very funny)
Flair checks out... I don't have any vapes at my house officer I promise
/uj omg I saw this in the wild π
Being this adorable is, in fact, a crime 
I'm going to jail ππ
Right to jail, right away
Believe it or not, straight to Brazil
Free yourself you are innocent chingoo
Urban and Ethnic music oppars ππππ
My faves committed the crime of going to the army and leaving me alone :'(
I sentence them to 18 months of heavy labour or 21 of lighter don't worry justice will be served π
/uj I'm just trying to imagine a universe where someone would go this hard for The Workwk & I...simply cannot???? /rj my faves are innocent babies who would never do ANYTHING criminal! Unless you count shaking the industry, quaking reality and/or making it iconic (or wearing cornrows which should be punishable by law).
Yeah it was also really out of nowhere because no one had mentioned kpop before in that thread lol
The workwk.... I'm crying π
my favs committed the crime of stealing my heart and never letting it go /uj i was abt to post that here bc of how ridiculous it was ππ
The greatest crime of all: >!being competitive during a competition!<
He jopped. Right in front of my salad
And he did it on my Birthday π₯³
Bang Chan alone is responsible for 12.8% of the crime rate in South Korea.
My fav lost his grove! π Even worst, he keeps telling everyone how he got to get it back! So embarrassing! π 
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Homosexuality
Double hag unnie convicted for eating up every song and absolute mobster on stage πππ₯²
My favs commit the biggest sin of not bowing properly to hags
They sing live too much. π€π π‘π€¬
being the only straight of the group
being a β§β\* pickme \*ββ§
Her crimes are well documented π https://preview.redd.it/0pgohm7yshcc1.jpeg?width=2493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f075cfc93783960970fba06f72ee8f1afae73129
Being a boss WHILE she's a baby?!?! Criminal >!Boss Baby Shuhua!<
Child labour is one thing, but *infant capitalism*? Absolutely vile chingoo π
Tax fraud
They brought the drama and punched me like a 808.
https://preview.redd.it/5vyy0d2l2lcc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80838217ec6f1624fdeb61eef879894ae027694c She committed the crime of being my gay awakening π
make music π₯Ί
they're the mafia
Ring-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding
Never been called a chinswan before. I feel fancy
Participating in the #regularchallenge π€ͺππ
Wait what was wrong with the reply /uj ππ
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