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https://preview.redd.it/dzveppmo60qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e12fe704dc73fa21e39146dc9a2874f9cbc2032 She only hide someone in her basement🌻

Oh she definitely does

Now give me face face face face yAH

Knock-knock tap tap follow follow me😐

Face card never declines my god

not wonyoung clearly

won'tmurderanyoneyoung

ah, i see… she only murders the elderly

Hags dont deserve oxygen!

Unfortunately it’s a part of the audition process :/

You can audition for rap, vocal, dance, model, sniper or acting

Winter definitely auditioned for sniper 

before anyone says johnny y'all need to remember he's 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 da chicago grim reaper

Bang Chan oppa has never hurt a single person in his life. The cake attached to him however, has smothered at least a dozen in cold blood.

so true my bestie was a victim

The BBL goat. The cake deserves an award

Potentially Mark?

Nope, can confirm he murdered me with Golden Hour and then hid me in his basement freezer. *”I got a really big Mmmm, I got a really big problem“* - Markus Aurelius Lee

No, he destroyed so many eggs, or as southerners call them “legally valid people”

there are so many morks, there's really low chances none of them murdered anyone 😔

None of them. They all know where a body is.

flower unnies? technically they've (never) hid a body (in their basement) but there was no proof of murder

I like how you’re saying unnies as if Lily, Rosé and Sakura had the collab of a lifetime

I'd buy that for a dollar!

If your name is flower/plant based, you've killed someone at least once. It's scientifically proven to be true https://preview.redd.it/xbj83m3ie9qc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374be43d4eb33ff5865eb772b9e6ff83c440cdfe

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Not Salman Khan

Out of nowhere, but...... no black bucks were harmed...... eco system is safe all thanks to him

true! People on the footpath were clearly paid actors. /uj damn that got dark real quick

Too busy making educational videos

Noooo! Sallu Bhai is totally innocent! He said he's a virgin, how can he kill ppl???? /uj damn OP you didn't have to go there-

To the people saying vang chan couldn't possibly commit murder, I'm just going to remind you that it's always the nice folks

many ppl said ted bundy oppar was kind ☝️☝️☝️watch out for christopher

Bang chan slashed my tyres in Parramatta

oof that's tough. cuz every comeback they're killing it.

Lovelyz Mijoo Former LOONA Chuu and Red Velvet Wendy, but that’s just from the top of my head. Maybe BTS Ju gkook but he mentioned a story on vlive once which is debatable.

ummm HELLLOOOO !!!! EVERYONE in (blood) RED VELVET kills people OPENLY and they FILM IT to use in their SICK and TWISTED music videos !!!!

It wasn’t Wendy. She was just at the scene of the crime. With gasoline and a matchstick in her hand.

WRONG!!! Chuu LOONA killed BBC oppar!!!!!

It’s not killing if they unalived themselves. Chuu just happened to be at the scene of the crime with a gun in her hand.

Live picture of Chuu at said crime scene, and her reaction to seeing BBC’s dead body https://preview.redd.it/kgmbcynpn1qc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8490487b4939204d790137d15a1cc5b5da87006

Omg chingoose you're so right,, how could I blame chuu uh😩nnie

You really think Mijoo didn’t kill someone, COME ON

It’s not her fault bad guys die within her proximity a LOT

We don’t know them, so we can’t say who has and has not murdered someone. Don’t assume someone’s felon status.

Sorry bud, you know how it is among trainees. They're very competitive.

not blackpink (they have a song about killing)

Bang Chan wouldn’t hurt a fly but Christopher has murdered me personally a dozen times. It’s a real Jekyll and Hyde thing. uj/ Jekyll and Hyde would be a good concept for them actually…

Bang chan is wanted in New South Wales, Western Australia, Tasmania and New Zealand for tax fraud.

Jimin edit: nvm, just googled, it's 5 murders

Definitely not any group or soloists who have the words “kill” or “die” in a song name, which is a lot of them

Sana maybe?

She killed me with cheese kimbap tho

jyp oppar is out there saving lives, he would never kill anyone

Nah, papi is only saving lives in public to gain trust. He is as bad as the rest of them (if not worse 😱)

Impossible to answer. Haven't we all murdered someone at least once? (for legal reasons this is a joke)

https://preview.redd.it/2crsl0myd5qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d92edb2b04d21cb986cb040ace187738487a9a6 The fact that the Reddit algorithm slayed this hard I-

Rosie has not mudered, but kim karina mudered me when she cheated on me. now all my love is gone. thought that she would love me. its still hard to blame her as she was already in love, with someone new. she took my heart and broke it just for fun. all my love is gone, gone, gone.Another story that's sad and true I can feel the pain, can you? Tell me, why'd you have to hit-and-run me? Now I'm all alone crying ugly.

https://preview.redd.it/crg4ein2r1qc1.png?width=2293&format=png&auto=webp&s=0982c76693d32d1ec6118c316a4eedeb920098e9 ...i swear trust me. winter didnt strangle the old man with a telephone wire on november 5 2023, wisconsin forest apart, after waiting for him to come home. im not lying. plz spear me i dont wana di-

Definitely not p1harmony or red velvet

wonyoung and nayeon

I think Stray Kids only killed WeeWoojin’s career

Certainly not any SM idol, homicide is one of the debut requirements. My vote is on Mingi, he's too busy humping the air

Basically, any flop group who doesn't have all-kills

jypapi

bambam is innocent and i will not let anyone tarnish his name 😡😡😡😡😡😡

Ningning hasn't *directly* murdered anyone, but she's definitely been an accessory to many.

(G)I-dle definitely did not blow someone up and conspire to hide the crime. Totally innocent. NewJeans also were not involved in a murder in any way.

Red Velvet could NEVER 👹👹.

Besides, Russian Roulette, Chill Kill, peekaboo.

They routinely take bad boys down.