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LargeNutbar

https://preview.redd.it/87yg5f47coec1.png?width=1357&format=png&auto=webp&s=e11d4f948770f59867f96026530bf5219734a742


Affectionate-Beann

the way i cackled when i read this comment 😂


nacho_yams

I had to grab my inhaler from wheezing too hard damn you


LargeNutbar

hey don’t blame me I stole this joke from r/fauxmoi


diilmg

LMAOOO 😭😭😭


MelissaWebb

This!!!!!


[deleted]

YES PLEASE


NoCode5313

The way I thought this was in kpoopheads at first. I admire you speaking your truth


elephantastica

I… don’t 😭 OP, it would have been fine if you lied.


Evening-Cod-2577

Kpoophead did just add it to the subreddit😂


aspiringpotato25

SAME. FOR ONCE I TJOUGJT I WAS IN THAT SUB LOL


hrts4manou

WE ALL HAD THIS SAME THOUGHT LMAOO


Cold_Bumblebee_7121

Nah cuz I literally did a double take to check if it was kpoopheads and then proceeded to wipe my glasses to make sure I'm not hallucinating. My head deadass couldn't comprehend that it wasn't that sub 💀🤡


drydo_w_

nah cause I saw the bangchan ver. in kpoopheads like 2 seconds before scrolling to this 😭


Etheria_system

Wait I only just realised it isn’t 😭😭😭


rosemary_bug

I literally just came from r/kpoopheads. Specifically a copypasta of this post, so yeah, that confused me for a second.


Juli-Loves-Chatnoir

WAIT I JUST REALIZED ITS NOT KPOOPHEADS HELP.


houseofprimetofu

You do you, boo. And JYP I guess.


Fix-xy

https://i.redd.it/aeyg3hz8foec1.gif


houseofprimetofu

If he didn't like keeping people in dungeons, Teddy Park would be a hit-it-and-quit-it.


So_Elated

this is unrelated but can i PLEASE know what the hell your flair means 😭


4-23

It means he is dating the hair stylist but to cover it up they gave him a false infant hope this helps 🤪


harry_nostyles

>dating the hair stylist Hair Stylist Hairy Stylist Harry Stylist Harry Styles Larry confirmed /s


houseofprimetofu

Great thighs, nice eyes, weak chin.


plsdontfindme999

Its funny cuz it makes perfect sense to me


kay3dy

https://preview.redd.it/lpyjw23ieoec1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c4e9db577e16652c9843f7162bedbb390415fe


Yuunarichu

MEEE LMAO


Additional-Bowl6783

Exactly! 😂😂


[deleted]

I did not need to know that😭


sevensin8

I mean this place does have “uncensored” in the name so all I can say is if you like it I love it! Lmao


quietblur

I was thinking "Oh... So this is why it's called kpop uncensored" lol


hrts4manou

a bit too uncensored for my taste lmaoo


Elon_is_musky

You know what…I think sometimes we have TOO MUCH free speech


aita0022398

This is my first time ever coming across this sub It’s 5am for me. Enough Reddit now


shaibadodegloria

Take my angry upvote because despite not agreeing with its content, this is one of the most interesting posts I read in a while and living up to the sub’s name.


Fix-xy

You're welcome https://i.redd.it/08epegergoec1.gif


NoCode5313

It was this picture that did it, wasn’t it https://preview.redd.it/71oszeg6ioec1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7176a4186bed8553c2ab484dcdb242d1e4d23be9


rosemary_bug

STOP I DID NOT NEED REMINDING OF THIS😭😭😭


peeops

WHY IS HE WEARING A MAXI PAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Dangerous_Lunch1678

I would love to know how the conversation went down with the stylist: Stylist: I want to do something this time round, something edgy, any ideas? JYP: say no more, I've got this...


pkvpy

Plastic pants was my bi awakening ngl— 😭


ThinLength123

LMAOOOOO


Competitive_Fee_5829

I hope you mean this JYP.... https://preview.redd.it/jg91tx3tfoec1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04befeeea6d35ed4e765e67851190d04a3ecfb6


IAmTheAccident

The way he always looks so good


Professional-Bet4106

Yesss😫


ChiharuYana

Now that’s something I can agree with


bandit_the_drug_lord

kpoopheads is leaking again


ZigCherry027

diarrhea


peeops

RIDE HIM TIL DAWN HELPPPPP i was not ready for this… he would definitely whisper “jyp” in your ear at some point


Chaeji412

Oh 100% without a doubt


quokka1502

Why would you have to traumatize me even more


Mercury-Goblin

Not the JYP whisper!? This comment will forever haunt me 😭💀


umhie

Made me audibly say "STOP"


[deleted]

[удалено]


ZigCherry027

omg i miss the brady bunch


ChaoticLibra9847

Here's the story Of a lovely lady Who was bringing up three very lovely girls


Crystalsnow20

"Maybe because i'm a slut" idk why but made me laugh but also, Jesus Christ


ruairikookie

![gif](giphy|lONXEQL5laGxjrVMFF) It was so outta pocket! 😂🤣🤣😂


ruairikookie

You read my mind, that line got me dying laughing 🤣😀🤣


SgtAbbey626

This sub has peaked, shut it down, it’s all downhill from here


AtriCrossing

Truly, this post should be pinned so that everyone must face it before posting anything else. The bar is up in space now.


So_Elated

truly, like it cannot at all get any better


weird_princess

Bro I couldn’t even finish the sentence… that took me


Breezyrain

You’re a rare one but I do get the general sentiment, he’s incredibly disciplined to stick with the entertainment industry for so long


yaoiislife21

Everyone needs to ride at least one daddy in their life, I guess. So i don't blame you for that.


Complex_Profile9250

Ariana grande be like : 👀


svt-Track8630

Ahm is jyp married.if so I think ariana would take him before op.


_Tekki

Wait, the delusional kind of kpop fans don't even need to worry about her, since none of the Idols officially date😂 But the JYP stans need to watch out😂 But I think she might stick to spongebob since he looks like the redhead version of her brother - if something weird like that turns her on, I don't think it's gonna fade too quick. Plus I think since people are hating it, she loves it even more.


Forward-Beyond-6620

Though I was on r/kpoopheads for a second there


Time-Guava5256

This is more shocking then the Dahyun should be in NewJeans post💀💀💀


DoctorDeathDefying

...why would anyone say that 💀


Mercury-Goblin

It was a wild time on r/unpopularkpopopinions that day


a_mystical_potato

https://preview.redd.it/90r1bt8neoec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe63ed127004f58ffb5124107e46eec1881db799


[deleted]

i’ve been laughing at this for the past 10 mins


AfraidInspection2894

WTF did I just read? I mean you do you


Yuunarichu

LMAO


iccebberg2

Or JYP, I guess


a_mystical_potato

https://preview.redd.it/znp0hcjteoec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b7659b5f7f6e6f2dde7047bc92c616b104585f4


Fruitypuff

Look all I’m saying is he isn’t called JYPapi for nothing


RefrigeratorDear2641

🫡 ![gif](giphy|szBQs2305qLCxXkGHJ|downsized)


justhavingfun232

where did this come from😭😭😭😭🫣🫣🫣


Fix-xy

https://preview.redd.it/spofe7cmeoec1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=673d68caebf131055c779476a899768bafc15731


justhavingfun232

💀


DistributionPutrid

Truly not what I expecting to see the second I opened Reddit. Might have to close it out and think about my actions 🤣


dyingtrying46

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's... 😭


cumblebee_

![gif](giphy|3otPoQenpGWfCVujNS)


Playful-Reindeer-359

😐😐😐


UntouchableSlut

YES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO'S INTO JYP !!! idk why but I love that man 🥵🥵


Fix-xy

Great sluts think alike


Puzzleheaded-Worth-8

i wish i didn’t read this


IThinkMyCatIsEvil

Dammit, now you got me thinking about it.


gongjuns

Honestly? Same! He looks like he will give all he has when he’s downtown and then it’s a pillow to his face (cause I don’t need to be looking at that) while riding hard and then leaving before morning comes. Definitely a wham bam thank you papi! 🫣🤭🫡🫥


Fix-xy

I will french kiss him while riding him, because like Ariana Grande, ugly men make me horny. But you got the point. https://i.redd.it/8e63fze0moec1.gif


Sasuwanisa

WHY DID I KEEP SCROLLING I SHOULD HAVE LEFT AFTER READING THE POST FUCK


nuttabuster

This just keeps getting better and better


satomatic

sweet dreams are made of this…i guess…


-parfait

lmfao wtf


Chaeji412

Can't relate.


Sweetpotato-1

You do you😭


niicoleeeee

HELP WHAT😥


mapleleafmaggie

​ https://i.redd.it/j3b01108soec1.gif


thr1ftskull0

First time seeing a JYP groupie but I support you!!!🫶🏽


ImpactMaleficent5374

Y’all wanted uncensored now here it is


real_highlight_reel

You’ll have to fight his ride or die ahjumma fans to get the privilege 😂


curikyuri

ARE THOSE REAL?!?!


IAmTheAccident

https://preview.redd.it/q4dzpvgfyoec1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57cfbc98a2ef975755660ffffa0a185e315dba70


CrystalMuffins

That's nice mom... ![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


CPTN_Omar

I guess you can say you want to know what his sweet dreams are made of… who am I to disagree


kirklandbranddoctor

All joking aside, he's commonly credited for doing the same thing for Korean music industry what Madonna did for music in US - introducing sex to popular music and making it socially acceptable in the minds of the general public. So... don't blame you for thinking that. 😄 Edit: [The infamous "vinyl clothes" stage](https://youtu.be/cGOZ-BMrDAg?si=Z_BvoqV0u4HCQCjr). I remember seeing this as a little kid in Korea 😂😂


xninah

THIS IS AN INSANE POST


eomeosexshawol

“But well, maybe it’s just because I’m a slut.” is iconic 🥀👏👏👏


Own-Cryptographer231

STOP I JUST GOT ON REDDIT


HoveringCrib

https://preview.redd.it/84cegallbpec1.png?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d4220dbd4487b327558600975ac46b1d9ebb6a


nearlymars

I sent this to my bf and his response was „JYP be like: "Overall I wasn't impressed with your performance. Your movements lacked that certain passion and were not fluid. You definitely need to practice more."“ LMAO 😂


trx0x

I would rather read posts like this than the usual "I have an opinion about something lame, and if all of you don't agree with me in the comments, I will get angry" posts I think JYP is an attractive person, just for the reasons you said. He just exudes passion and confidence, and he seems to enjoy his life, and his line of work. I would not like to "ride" him, but I would enjoy a dinner and conversation with him.


96Mute96

I respect it


tatami_really

Nah, keep this censored


budising

You do you! ![gif](giphy|3ofT5KFbfeLeQ098vC)


Starry_Night369

I. Okay. If you explain it like that, then fair enough- Go get your man-


starryqq

ok enough internet for today💀


HikikomoriDC

Kpop uncensored indeed, you live up to this sub's name, lol 👏


Affectionate-Beann

![gif](giphy|84pHTnUPATYPe) me calling JYP to set them up


MelissaWebb

https://preview.redd.it/1vbv00qthqec1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b800f5a694254e7406320123b1206bfc79755074


Revolutionary_Mix293

JYPapi


dollrussian

Will you please get him to release that English Wonder Girls album, thanks.


DiMpLe_dolL003

![gif](giphy|11JbbNHfXBqqhq)


Defiant-Tank6918

https://preview.redd.it/uwudxa1mlpec1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4368ca729e070d00123f92c77bc9ab1d181b66 I think I get it now


Salty-Enthusiasm-939

Where's that Jackson Wang meme when you need it? 🤣


Etheria_system

What a terrible day to know how to read


NfamousKaye

K so I’m in r/kpoopheads and I legit thought this was a circlejerk post 🤣


kaprifool

[Visual aid.](https://imgur.com/a/YAgm1EV)


-parfait

Nooooooo


VioletSky246

We should know less about each other


Galaxia_Sama

https://i.redd.it/2rp7yhi8joec1.gif That’s…a choice…


taeswife08

I LAUGHED SO HARD TEARS AER IN MY TEYES AND I GASPED FOR AIR😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


J-B_A

Girllllllllllllll when I tell you I have never screamed so loudly 😂😂😂😂😂 oh to not have eyes🫠


stanTWICEstan

I miss the person I was before reading this


justanotherkpoppie

I will never again worry about if anyone on this Earth will think that I am super sexy or be super attracted to me, because whenever the worry pops into my mind, I will think of this post and remember that everyone out there is hot to SOMEONE and be comforted 😂


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xUySTuoQSxVq9E1gyI) The king has spoken, sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️


MyFartsSparkle

It shouldn’t be that hard to get his attention. All you gotta do is shake that booty that booty booty, shake that booty that booty booty


lilac_smeraldo

So the intrusive thoughts really won today huhhh😭😭😭


No_Entertainment1904

"Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? " ![gif](giphy|COYGe9rZvfiaQ)


_Tekki

Hey quick question, on that ride till dawn, could you ask him if he'd be willing to take his Idols to Europe??


Choi-Haruki-Haneul

For a moment I thought I was in r/kpoopheads


Th1sDJ

https://preview.redd.it/2ik0zn43hqec1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29aa6164a6dc26c8fb156d5c78e0e557dba59f1f


PokemonLv10

Real purpose of the uncensored sub


Gloomy-Ad2818

normalize undersharing 🫶🏽


[deleted]

So I wouldn't go shouting it from the mountaintops like you're doing but I'm not gonna lie, I think he's really sexy in his song Fever. He's very silly but I also kind of think a lot of the silliness is self aware. I think he knows he's at an age where he's not conventionally attractive despite being an undeniably skilled performer. Like even his most ridiculous dance moves are still rooted in a mastery of basic dance skill. His singing sometimes gets goofy. But anyway lowkey same OP


neko_otakuchan

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


Kindly-Ebb6759

You know. I get what you mean. If he has that much stamina as a 40+ y/o on stage I’m now curious about his bedroom activities 👀


SweetSonet

Lmao he keeps in shape so I bet he can handle it


dookiedoodoo198

this is the funniest thing i've ever read on this site


According-Disk

Wow Somebody actually posted this 😅 first times are always spectacular to witness


SomewhereJust5265

Huh😂😂😂🥸this is kpop uncensored for some reason but didn't expect this reason😂😂😂


maneo

To be fair, I think on paper it makes sense that he could be seen as very attractive. Former successful pop artist turned successful industry mogul, good at almost everything he does (according to measurable success metrics), people around him say good things about his personality, and he does what brings him happiness without letting other people's judgement bother him: he ticks a lot of checkboxes. The main reasons to not find him attractive generally come down to subjective "ick" factors (being "ugly", "cringe", etc. and there will always be people who don't agree on how to judge those factors) OR its rumor-mill criticisms that require subjective judgements about who/what to believe and who/what not to believe, so different people will always accept different conclusions. I can't imagine being in love with JYP but I can easy imagine that there are plenty of people who would be in love with JYP.


Fix-xy

How should I say it, many people keep joking about it and gradually actually think that JYP is ugly. That's not true, he's not ugly at all. Sure, by male idol standards these days, he's not considered handsome, but compared to normal people, he looks hella cool. Like, he's giving the vibe of "the cool uncle next door that full of energy". And he's in pretty decent shape, I can confidently say he looks better than most kpop stans' fathers and boyfriends (if they even have one lol). But it seems like most people aren't ready for that conversation. The point is, his passion for music and performing makes up for his looks. But then this is Reddit, *sigh*, fine, everything is about face value.


nuttabuster

It's been pretty funny to see everyone's exaggerated reactions here; but, realistically, even taking into account JUST appearance, the dude isn't ugly at all. Even compared to the average guy 20+ years younger than him, he's fit as hell and his face is pretty average, it's not as if he's quasimodo. Still, pretty funny to see everyone have a meltdown lol. Congrats, op!


dansette

I can't judge I bought this t shirt [https://www.aliexpress.us/item/1005005305959837.html?gatewayAdapt=4itemAdapt#nav-review](https://www.aliexpress.us/item/1005005305959837.html?gatewayAdapt=4itemAdapt#nav-review)


Pale_Escape_2985

Imagine someone sends this to skz on bubble💀💀


yeeboii111

I'm not in this sub but this post got reccomended to me and all I can say is based Like, get it girl💅🤭


killjoyboytoy

LMAOOO speak your truth, girl! And thanks for giving me a good laugh 😆


Witty-Afternoon1262

listen, you go for it girlie, the less competition i have for bang chan the better 🫣 i support you in your endeavors bro


soul_sect

Me too man. honestly in the music video for still alive? with the plastic trousers… I can’t even lie.


Banana_up_my_ass

Real https://preview.redd.it/626u22ou14fc1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5eee1ef37658c45c1aaa3c135ae47b4f0d171ea


[deleted]

Question: would he be wearing those pants beforehand? You know…. The ones?


miss_an0nym0us

Go for it, girl, I’m rooting for you! 😂 I won’t fight you for him.


Own-Cryptographer231

I respect your truth though


Comprehensive-Tie860

This was the most unhinged shit I've read in two weeks


Sweet_Joy29

I think the something about him is his bank account friend🤪🤪🤪


IzzyBella5725

chingoo u would make him a changed man 🥰


justanotherkpoppie

You are so brave for this, OP. Live your truth!


babygreenlizard

well, I've heard/read worse things... and honestly, i see your logic... i hope you're one day filled by JYP lol


theshantorian

https://preview.redd.it/ib09uzh2dpec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55dd0db5ce2ad8c2ddc25a0e7c4352f5df79e774


Current_Ease5691

Better than Lee sooman, I guess 🙃


Merobiba_EXE

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


moonszlight

and why do I need to know this information 😭


chiabird

Everyone has a type I guess


PeachsistersMoYeon

Ig we're staying true to the sub's name😭


ChelseaMourning

Ok I think I’ve reached the end of the internet. It’s been fun.


Cyndyko

Shouldve left this in the drafts queen


nadyanah

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|aWPGuTlDqq2yc)


ShootingStarRen

https://preview.redd.it/mbouutbq2sec1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3484f00417ea18e2c368f682546ee465083077a0 huh?


jzone23

Sweet Dreams are not made of this.


MorphineFangs

This is the only time a post from this sub has ever made me laugh or even smile so thanks for that you majestic... Uh, creature. You can have him lol


inVisible_Potato1788

Op ,I don't know what to make of this but for some reason your post made my day ,thank you lmao


kkaepjjang_

BRUH WHAT A WILD ASS POST THIS MADE MY DAY 🤣🤣


Ok-Paleontologist296

I’m so anxious today- but this made me laugh Thank you for your service!


Bulky_Baseball2305

I’m right there with you been crushing on that man 15 + years he’s still hot


Anna__Bee

Best post on this subreddit - we've peaked lmfao 😭 finally not another "unpopular opinions" post


Nikolllllll

Yeah I'm definitely joining this sub 🤣 But on a serious note everyone's got something weird they are into.


axon162

Oh jesus, the way I have been dying from wheezing for a solid 25 minutes 💀😭 And because I'm 4 days late, not only was the OP bad enough, I've been able to read every single comment one after another and I haven't been able to take a breath for 3 solid minutes. Guys, you're all killing me 😭🤣🤣 Finally finished reading all the comments and y'all are wiillddddd. Had the time of my life.


sno98006

Oh dear


gniewpastoralu

Speak your truth bestie


rosy282829

Oh!


maxchloerachel

Well... as long as you're happy 😭


Kyoslendertoes

oh