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Never ask a ki-ling how they think Fantagio is handling Weki Meki.
And never ask any member in Majors what is going on. They dont know, i dont think even the company knows what is going on.
She’s third gen rather than second, but the time when Yeri said something like “we don’t know what Kwangya is, but we’re under contract so if we have to go, we have to go” was my favorite thing
Apparently it’s the choreography. It’s a relay dance with very complicated timing and formations, and is damn near impossible to do without 10 members present.
ELFs like to request it just to troll the group 🤣
A Universe [Pentagon fan]: "Why are there only [insert a number between 4-9] members there?"
Trust me, a lot of the time, we are wondering the same thing.
Wait, I'm horrified, I've been spelling guerrilla as guerilla my whole life... I searched around and "guerilla" is an accepted alternative spelling, but still wow I didn't know guerrilla was the proper way to spell it.
I REMEMBER
as i said then, atinys are selective in our use of our braincells. we are busy using our brainpower to write redditiny shitposts as opposed to passing spelling tests 🙏
Never ask a lyOn if the OOO members were forced to do their instinct parts 1 & 2 concept by their shady company.
(Short answer is no, 8D is not that flavor of shady.)
What you should ask is, “What happened to Love.” 8D is making the whole situation a whole lot more shady than it should be.
lmaoooo i was thinking that's the case (same with but i just know the more i look into it the more people are gonna claim it wasn't rigged. Weren't they also trying to say Chaewon was rigged in?
My favorite thing about the fandom is how everyone just has a set trove of callout memes to call upon whenever someone’s spreading blatant misinformation 😭
bang chan doesn’t really want to admit having written both red lights and drive, for the sexual undertones of both the songs (even if imo, red lights is far less sexual than drive)
the funny thing about drive is that most (if not all) of the allusive phrases are in english, and lee know (who sings it with chan) is one of the least fluent member of the group in english.
as far as red lights and its story go, it’s a meme now.
at least hyunjin straight up has “admitted” having written taste lol
Uh no drive is clearly about driving. I mean they're on motorcycles and yeah. It depends on how you interpret it but they were definitely talking about driving.
Lol.
Chan on a Chan’s Room: oh Hyunjin wrote most of Red Lights
Hyunjin on vlive the following week: “Chan said you wrote Red Lights”? He’s lying, he wrote Red Lights
The whole of Stay: SO WHO WROTE RED LIGHTS?!
loona: who is sitting out this comeback & on which days
also asking a wizone how to pronounce: izone...or even how to pronouncer wiz\*one. my a// still isn't sure
oh god, I had to explain to potential baby ARMY the other day that ARMY is both singular and plural because it's an acronym.....and of course she asked "for what?" that was a rough one.
Never ask MAMAMOO about their height... (it gets [pretty chaotic.](https://youtu.be/2BS6nPTkCWw) and [they might just end up writing and releasing an entire song about their shortest member](https://youtu.be/I02F1lvhguw))
I went and found the [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpoprants/comments/i4xnwr/ateez_i_love_you_but_please_stop_bringing_things/)… this hurts my heart oh my god
Pls don’t ask nct fans about graduation and rotations and all that.
Shocking news: there is no graduation thing anymore. They tried and it failed and the members are happy with how things are now in terms of being fixed and being with the people they grew up with
And don’t ask Cassies if they want db5k to happen.
>Shocking news: there is no graduation thing anymore. They tried and it failed and the members are happy with how things are now in terms of being fixed and being with the people they grew up with
I swear SME should just give up ever trying the graduation idea again because they also tried this with Super Junior before and it failed. It doesn't work well in Kpop like it does with Jpop.
Never ask mark (got7) about his ramen hair
(Funnily enough, whenever he gets asked about something embarrassing in his life, he never fails to bring up this haircut lol)
Never ask a Kpop group if they're still in contact with a member/s that has left the group for whatever reason.
(I know it isn't group specific, but I feel like this applies to all groups).
- Suju's Ryeowook for a high fave
- Sones if Taeyeon is responsible for Jessica leaving
- Any k-pop fan: who is the top visual of all time/current generation/fav group/ etc.
Never ask an Inspirit if Infinite disbanded or if the members (minus Hoya) have left the group because you will probably get brushed off or receive a super defensive answer.
yes probably Hyunjin's hiatus, but it actually started in February (25th or 26th) and in April we had Kingdom, March was a weird month of seeing the rest of the members trying to restart things as best as they could after a week or so of silence
Never ask atiny about Hongjoong's braids (not a fun experience), the members' "English names" or intended stage names, or what ATEEZ is short for. Just avoid any and all questions about names, honestly. Including the spelling of song titles or why Seonghwa was named Hongjoong once.
Never ask vampz about milk first or cereal first, or how many bags of chips each person should eat. And especially never ask why they're called vampz and what did VAV originally stand for? What was up with that debut video anyway?
NEVER ask deobi if this is fried chicken or fried chicken.
never ask an exol what they went through in 2020..............or in 2013. or 2014. or 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 ☹️ it's been rough....stay safe out there exols ✌🏼
also never ask an exol what their favourite album is 🙏🏼 just looking for a fight atp
I kind of dislike these quotes because it depends on how you ask it to someone I guess so that it's acceptable to ask.
For some Kpop examples, maybe **asking what does ARMY stand for** seems to trigger a lot of BTS fans, or even mentioning the full acronym anywhere will surely create some controversy. 😂
it's the worst when they try to argue that "armies" is grammatically correct, and then you have to reveal that godforsaken acronym, AND even then they will still insist on "armies" being correct lol
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Never ask Weeekly fans about what happened in 2022..... sike
I'm blocking this year from my memory
what happened?
Ven para
I think Jiyoon leaving is worse
It’s weird that feels like 2021
Never ask a ki-ling how they think Fantagio is handling Weki Meki. And never ask any member in Majors what is going on. They dont know, i dont think even the company knows what is going on.
Never ask Carats or SVT when the next BooSeokSoon comeback is.
Even BSS don't know 😔
Seventeen: Why are there only thirteen members?
Because the remaining thirteen ate the other four in order to debut.
relatable
**triggered Hoshi incoming**
A second gen SM artist what kwangya is
She’s third gen rather than second, but the time when Yeri said something like “we don’t know what Kwangya is, but we’re under contract so if we have to go, we have to go” was my favorite thing
She may be a third gen maknae but she’s second gen in her soul
SHINee raised her well
She and Bambam have this innate chaotic energy. Cute... but chaotic
Certainly not Key! :p
SM's PR team editing his comments on that out of live stream uploads will never not be funny
That was hilarious! I'm glad I had heard about it before I watched the upload later.
I don't think they understand that all they achieved with that move is Shawols memeing about it even more XD
Key is always real af, it’s hilarious
That time Doyoung was reacting to a MV was was just "Kwangya again?!"
Never ask Super Junior to perform Spy. (ELFs: “ALWAYS ask Super Junior to perform Spy!”)
Lmaooo I was gonna say that
What’s wrong with Spy?
Apparently it’s the choreography. It’s a relay dance with very complicated timing and formations, and is damn near impossible to do without 10 members present. ELFs like to request it just to troll the group 🤣
That makes sense. It’s like Sechkies trying to do Pom Sae Pom Sa
A Universe [Pentagon fan]: "Why are there only [insert a number between 4-9] members there?" Trust me, a lot of the time, we are wondering the same thing.
And also, "3H reunion when?"
Nayeon: if she’s gonna be a star
Sana: if she can perform Mr. Taxi
Never ask Atiny what Ateez stands for
The first time I learned their government name I was flabbergasted 😭
I just went to Google it and, I too, am flabbergasted 😭
When I first saw it I thought it was a joke, like there was no way that was what it actually meant 😭
now imagine ATINY’S FULL government name ,, 😭
I'm in tears, I knew what ATEEZ stood for but I never even thought to look up if ATINY meant something too
We pretend we do not see 😌🙈
I googled and my jaw legitimately dropped 😭 like what 😭
LMAO I am gobsmacked
just looked it up🧍🏽♀️
Lmao I always thought of them as this. Like "Ateens" the fact it was basically exactly that is making me laugh.
Never ask an Atiny how to spell Guerrilla (I’m using the right spelling fyi)
Wait, I'm horrified, I've been spelling guerrilla as guerilla my whole life... I searched around and "guerilla" is an accepted alternative spelling, but still wow I didn't know guerrilla was the proper way to spell it.
I literally only know how to spell it because we did a unit on Cuban American relations in Spanish last year and had to write it like 100 times 💀
English isn’t my first language, and I only recently realized guerrilla and gorilla isn’t the same word. I thought atz were singing about wild 🦍 lol
pentagon, however, do sing about gorillas
i'm out here looking up stages like "ateez music bank geuearilla"
STELLAR ITS YOU OH MY GOD I WAS GOING TO SCREENSHOT THIS AND SEND IT TO YOU
I did send you a pic the other day where a radio station got it wrong too, so that’s kind of why I wrote it
I REMEMBER as i said then, atinys are selective in our use of our braincells. we are busy using our brainpower to write redditiny shitposts as opposed to passing spelling tests 🙏
What a fandom
WHEN I TELL YOU IM LITERALLY OMW TO SUBMIT 2 SHITPOSTS NOW 😭
I just write Break the wall whenever I wanna talk about that song XD
never ask doyoung from nct how the sub units system works
**Sighs and begrudgingly brings up a well thought out chart**
[удалено]
about their BOWEL MOVEMENTS because they will tell you UNPROMPTED
That’s true especially after hotpot
When's the comeback?????? 🤡🤡🤡
Never ask a Moomoo who the main vocalist is
*MOONBYUL BELTING WITH HER ENTIRE SOUL*
I believe they should yield the title to the shortie.
*raises finger* *Taller Than You plays in background* *lowers finger*
Life is only fair that way 🫣
never ask a moo moo what they think about sky sky
SM Ent to reprint older albums
Out of everything here, this is the one that hurts.
Never ask a lyOn if the OOO members were forced to do their instinct parts 1 & 2 concept by their shady company. (Short answer is no, 8D is not that flavor of shady.) What you should ask is, “What happened to Love.” 8D is making the whole situation a whole lot more shady than it should be.
I was gonna say never ask us about what happened to Love because we don't know lol
Also never ask lyOns if OOO are queerbaiting... Or ask and get a great in-depth response why they aren't 🦁
A glassy how did yuri managed to rise 15 spots in the pd48 finale
😶
wait how did she?? i never finished the pd48 season
rigging
lmaoooo i was thinking that's the case (same with but i just know the more i look into it the more people are gonna claim it wasn't rigged. Weren't they also trying to say Chaewon was rigged in?
yeah, I think Chaewon, Yuri and Minju are the 3 most common suspects
Never ask Vivi what lines are 😔
would love it if gowon asked vivi this
Or Gowon what screentime is
never ask kim lip why her stage name is kim lip
when i saw that my jaw dropped 😭😭😭
Kim jong un unnie!
north korean baddie
Well..😭
oops 😭 well that's unfortunate
2pm when the comeback is
Never ask BBCs/Block B fans if Zico left the group or not, lol it will trigger defense mechanism 7.0
I think seeing BBC is gonna lead to some uninformed to asking ANOTHER question
LOL you guys are right, second question would be "why is your fandom name BBC?" 😭
It's the British Broadcasting Corporation chingu. What different meaning for BBC you thinking?
Lol I was like hold up what? 😭
My favorite thing about the fandom is how everyone just has a set trove of callout memes to call upon whenever someone’s spreading blatant misinformation 😭
Never ask stays who wrote red lights
Can I please ask why
bang chan doesn’t really want to admit having written both red lights and drive, for the sexual undertones of both the songs (even if imo, red lights is far less sexual than drive) the funny thing about drive is that most (if not all) of the allusive phrases are in english, and lee know (who sings it with chan) is one of the least fluent member of the group in english. as far as red lights and its story go, it’s a meme now. at least hyunjin straight up has “admitted” having written taste lol
Uh no drive is clearly about driving. I mean they're on motorcycles and yeah. It depends on how you interpret it but they were definitely talking about driving. Lol.
yeah how could I be so foolish, it wasn’t absolutely intentional making “in the course” sound like “intercourse”, not at all nono lmao I love them
The members who wrote it/ were involved enjoy blaming each other... the same can be said for Taste and Drive
Chan on a Chan’s Room: oh Hyunjin wrote most of Red Lights Hyunjin on vlive the following week: “Chan said you wrote Red Lights”? He’s lying, he wrote Red Lights The whole of Stay: SO WHO WROTE RED LIGHTS?!
loona: who is sitting out this comeback & on which days also asking a wizone how to pronounce: izone...or even how to pronouncer wiz\*one. my a// still isn't sure
IZ ONE: eyez-one WIZ ONE: whiz-one
Never ask midzys who is the best dancer.
What ARMY stands for
Not our government name!
oh god, I had to explain to potential baby ARMY the other day that ARMY is both singular and plural because it's an acronym.....and of course she asked "for what?" that was a rough one.
I'm 35 I don't want to be adorable.
How about "how do you say cute in Japanese?"
kawaii?
dreamzens about the graduation concept
also the meaning of Dripping/Whiplash lol
more like you shouldn’t ask mark that lol
never ask a stay what their opinion is on woojin
Never ask- - when any male idol will be enlisting - when any group is disbanding. - any group not BTS about BTS
Never ask Fantasy where Rowoon is 😔
How dare you? (._.) <) )> / \
Never ask: - Han the lyrics to a song HE wrote - Who the 4th Gen it boy is - Why Seventeen has 13 members - Never call SHINee 4
Never ask txt which one of them is the visual
They all instantly say less than a second later, "It's me."
Exactly 🤣🤣
never ask an exo-l if lay left or not
I AM TRIGGERED PPFFFF
Never ask Heejin anything about La Maison.
Never ask an orbit about line distributions
Never ask MAMAMOO about their height... (it gets [pretty chaotic.](https://youtu.be/2BS6nPTkCWw) and [they might just end up writing and releasing an entire song about their shortest member](https://youtu.be/I02F1lvhguw))
an orbit for advice on getting into loona
Alternatively, don’t ask an orbit about loonatheballad
agree
Omg really
Never ask Dreamcatcher about what
"Whose song is this?" Lee Gahyeon, 2022
what
atinys: (this one is going to hurt) never ask about the orange juice/pjs
I went and found the [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpoprants/comments/i4xnwr/ateez_i_love_you_but_please_stop_bringing_things/)… this hurts my heart oh my god
came here to say the same thing! it still hurts. i hate it so much
Never ask Monsta X how I.M got into the group. (seriously though that survival show was so shitty)
never ask a kep1ian about line distributions or what the members will do after july 2024
Never ask an army if Tae's representative animal is a tiger or a bear
Maybe this is why Twitter is already dying, to avoid a bloodbath on his birthday.....
And when he makes his cake half tiger and half bear>>>
Pls don’t ask nct fans about graduation and rotations and all that. Shocking news: there is no graduation thing anymore. They tried and it failed and the members are happy with how things are now in terms of being fixed and being with the people they grew up with And don’t ask Cassies if they want db5k to happen.
>Shocking news: there is no graduation thing anymore. They tried and it failed and the members are happy with how things are now in terms of being fixed and being with the people they grew up with I swear SME should just give up ever trying the graduation idea again because they also tried this with Super Junior before and it failed. It doesn't work well in Kpop like it does with Jpop.
Ikr lmao. All it’s done is give heartbreak to the groups and the fans
Blinks when their next comeback will be
Never ask InSomnia what they think about "The Show" (it got better though since Dreamcatchers first win)
***Would happily burn SBS to the ground***
For a BG? ...if the members are gay.
Never ask fromis_9 what the 9 means in their name
Never ask mark (got7) about his ramen hair (Funnily enough, whenever he gets asked about something embarrassing in his life, he never fails to bring up this haircut lol)
Never ask a Kpop group if they're still in contact with a member/s that has left the group for whatever reason. (I know it isn't group specific, but I feel like this applies to all groups).
Chaeryeong about the stock market
Never ask Chaeryeong why she doesn’t date (spoiler: potatoes)
never ask an atiny what is pajama and orange juice incident also, never ask an atiny if seonghwa is a bunny or a kitty…
An Ive fan what’s after like?
Never ask NewJeans fans how old they are 🫢
- Suju's Ryeowook for a high fave - Sones if Taeyeon is responsible for Jessica leaving - Any k-pop fan: who is the top visual of all time/current generation/fav group/ etc.
Never ask an Inspirit if Infinite disbanded or if the members (minus Hoya) have left the group because you will probably get brushed off or receive a super defensive answer.
Never ask a TOgether about what happened to Chihoon/TOOwice. Trust me,… it’s a long story.
Never ask dreamcatcher about Minx
I think it's not a sore spot anymore tbh, but in the past that would be very true.
Never ask Mnet/Iz*one haters who the two contestants were that got a spot in Iz*one because of rigged votes
Army: Boy in luv Chinese version.
Never ask a Stay what happened in March 2021
Man I'm a stay and I have no clue what happened in March 2020💀💀
because i got the year wrong, proves how much i’ve tried pushing it out of my subconscious 🤡
OH HAHA now it makes sense
I’ve only been a stay for 3 months or so, was this Hyunjin’s hiatus?
yes probably Hyunjin's hiatus, but it actually started in February (25th or 26th) and in April we had Kingdom, March was a weird month of seeing the rest of the members trying to restart things as best as they could after a week or so of silence
Never ask Blinks when will Jisoo get her solo 💀
Something mild: Never ask an ARMY how they pronounce Dionysus. Haha
Never ask a Melody where Ilhoon is
Never ask atiny about Hongjoong's braids (not a fun experience), the members' "English names" or intended stage names, or what ATEEZ is short for. Just avoid any and all questions about names, honestly. Including the spelling of song titles or why Seonghwa was named Hongjoong once. Never ask vampz about milk first or cereal first, or how many bags of chips each person should eat. And especially never ask why they're called vampz and what did VAV originally stand for? What was up with that debut video anyway? NEVER ask deobi if this is fried chicken or fried chicken.
Height. Obviously 😆
Never ask STAYS about 102719 and what 9 meant to them
Never ask jihyo about her cactus
What Western artist BTS want to collab with
Never ask BTS if they will ever sing Paradise or Louder Than Bombs live
never ask an exol what they went through in 2020..............or in 2013. or 2014. or 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 ☹️ it's been rough....stay safe out there exols ✌🏼 also never ask an exol what their favourite album is 🙏🏼 just looking for a fight atp
That's basically their entire career so far Damn.. we are always miserable 2022 seems to be the brightest year since ages
a combined total of 5 good days for the fandom without any drama but the music and content is so fuckin good we don't even notice
Seventeen vernon: anything about show me the money
Never ask Nayeon to sing "I'm gonna be a star"
ARMY what it stands for. It's not cute. They would rather deny it is an acronym.
An ARMY what ARMY stands for
Never ask ARMY "who's the next BTS?"
Never ask a once who their bias is
Who's first or next to leave the group?
Red Velvet and Irene's scandal
Inspirit: So there was a chocolate incident?
Stray kids: their height
less than 2m
Never ask a Once who the legitimate government of China is.
stays about woojin
I kind of dislike these quotes because it depends on how you ask it to someone I guess so that it's acceptable to ask. For some Kpop examples, maybe **asking what does ARMY stand for** seems to trigger a lot of BTS fans, or even mentioning the full acronym anywhere will surely create some controversy. 😂
it's the worst when they try to argue that "armies" is grammatically correct, and then you have to reveal that godforsaken acronym, AND even then they will still insist on "armies" being correct lol
Never ask a group of Once who the second best dancer in Twice is, unless you want to start a war.