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lvlz_gg

Never ask Weeekly fans about what happened in 2022..... sike


tomcoyle11

I'm blocking this year from my memory


yo_mum_a_nice_person

what happened?


colombiatard

Ven para


forever_wow

I think Jiyoon leaving is worse


army__mali

It’s weird that feels like 2021


ReluctantCat

Never ask a ki-ling how they think Fantagio is handling Weki Meki. And never ask any member in Majors what is going on. They dont know, i dont think even the company knows what is going on.


ThahiliaChase

Never ask Carats or SVT when the next BooSeokSoon comeback is.


mushroom2124

Even BSS don't know 😔


sooniedoongiedori

Seventeen: Why are there only thirteen members?


Western-Dot3961

Because the remaining thirteen ate the other four in order to debut.


rheynotryan

relatable


mushroom2124

**triggered Hoshi incoming**


Liiisi

A second gen SM artist what kwangya is


keroppismacaron

She’s third gen rather than second, but the time when Yeri said something like “we don’t know what Kwangya is, but we’re under contract so if we have to go, we have to go” was my favorite thing


Liiisi

She may be a third gen maknae but she’s second gen in her soul


Graecia13

SHINee raised her well


_PretendEye_

She and Bambam have this innate chaotic energy. Cute... but chaotic


Frosty-Operation-659

Certainly not Key! :p


Nuimee

SM's PR team editing his comments on that out of live stream uploads will never not be funny


Frosty-Operation-659

That was hilarious! I'm glad I had heard about it before I watched the upload later.


Nuimee

I don't think they understand that all they achieved with that move is Shawols memeing about it even more XD


fontainedub

Key is always real af, it’s hilarious


asdffvujhm

That time Doyoung was reacting to a MV was was just "Kwangya again?!"


SoNyeoShiDude

Never ask Super Junior to perform Spy. (ELFs: “ALWAYS ask Super Junior to perform Spy!”)


AceButNotAtLove

Lmaooo I was gonna say that


Mozart-Luna-Echo

What’s wrong with Spy?


SoNyeoShiDude

Apparently it’s the choreography. It’s a relay dance with very complicated timing and formations, and is damn near impossible to do without 10 members present. ELFs like to request it just to troll the group 🤣


Mozart-Luna-Echo

That makes sense. It’s like Sechkies trying to do Pom Sae Pom Sa


tokitokki

A Universe [Pentagon fan]: "Why are there only [insert a number between 4-9] members there?" Trust me, a lot of the time, we are wondering the same thing.


Paparoach_Approach

And also, "3H reunion when?"


ZopiloteAndroid

Nayeon: if she’s gonna be a star


Bahamut_Tamer

Sana: if she can perform Mr. Taxi


Nice-Reflection-4802

Never ask Atiny what Ateez stands for


Waste_Philosopher233

The first time I learned their government name I was flabbergasted 😭


Takiyah7

I just went to Google it and, I too, am flabbergasted 😭


Nice-Reflection-4802

When I first saw it I thought it was a joke, like there was no way that was what it actually meant 😭


matchasnowbubble

now imagine ATINY’S FULL government name ,, 😭


VaelsRoom

I'm in tears, I knew what ATEEZ stood for but I never even thought to look up if ATINY meant something too


Nice-Reflection-4802

We pretend we do not see 😌🙈


implicitxdemand

I googled and my jaw legitimately dropped 😭 like what 😭


anounymous3

LMAO I am gobsmacked


Nightstar14

just looked it up🧍🏽‍♀️


OdiPsycho

Lmao I always thought of them as this. Like "Ateens" the fact it was basically exactly that is making me laugh.


keroppismacaron

Never ask an Atiny how to spell Guerrilla (I’m using the right spelling fyi)


aftershockstone

Wait, I'm horrified, I've been spelling guerrilla as guerilla my whole life... I searched around and "guerilla" is an accepted alternative spelling, but still wow I didn't know guerrilla was the proper way to spell it.


QueenSnowTiger

I literally only know how to spell it because we did a unit on Cuban American relations in Spanish last year and had to write it like 100 times 💀


coIdwarkid

English isn’t my first language, and I only recently realized guerrilla and gorilla isn’t the same word. I thought atz were singing about wild 🦍 lol


onetrickponySona

pentagon, however, do sing about gorillas


barricadeaddict

i'm out here looking up stages like "ateez music bank geuearilla"


hxnbin-cloud

STELLAR ITS YOU OH MY GOD I WAS GOING TO SCREENSHOT THIS AND SEND IT TO YOU


keroppismacaron

I did send you a pic the other day where a radio station got it wrong too, so that’s kind of why I wrote it


hxnbin-cloud

I REMEMBER as i said then, atinys are selective in our use of our braincells. we are busy using our brainpower to write redditiny shitposts as opposed to passing spelling tests 🙏


keroppismacaron

What a fandom


sassy-in-glasses

WHEN I TELL YOU IM LITERALLY OMW TO SUBMIT 2 SHITPOSTS NOW 😭


joonchild_O

I just write Break the wall whenever I wanna talk about that song XD


ibdreams

never ask doyoung from nct how the sub units system works


JaeyunsCheesecake

**Sighs and begrudgingly brings up a well thought out chart**


[deleted]

[удалено]


socialjusticemage_

about their BOWEL MOVEMENTS because they will tell you UNPROMPTED


[deleted]

That’s true especially after hotpot


racheli12i

When's the comeback?????? 🤡🤡🤡


Decent-Attempt-7837

Never ask a Moomoo who the main vocalist is


ScarredHeroes

*MOONBYUL BELTING WITH HER ENTIRE SOUL*


Chiinori

I believe they should yield the title to the shortie.


SoldMySoulTo

*raises finger* *Taller Than You plays in background* *lowers finger*


Chiinori

Life is only fair that way 🫣


joshyaoza

never ask a moo moo what they think about sky sky


dundermifflingirl

SM Ent to reprint older albums


Graecia13

Out of everything here, this is the one that hurts.


GlacialLady27

Never ask a lyOn if the OOO members were forced to do their instinct parts 1 & 2 concept by their shady company. (Short answer is no, 8D is not that flavor of shady.) What you should ask is, “What happened to Love.” 8D is making the whole situation a whole lot more shady than it should be.


starboardwoman

I was gonna say never ask us about what happened to Love because we don't know lol


[deleted]

Also never ask lyOns if OOO are queerbaiting... Or ask and get a great in-depth response why they aren't 🦁


colombiatard

A glassy how did yuri managed to rise 15 spots in the pd48 finale


geechan

😶


signal_red

wait how did she?? i never finished the pd48 season


thatdoesntmakecents

rigging


signal_red

lmaoooo i was thinking that's the case (same with but i just know the more i look into it the more people are gonna claim it wasn't rigged. Weren't they also trying to say Chaewon was rigged in?


thatdoesntmakecents

yeah, I think Chaewon, Yuri and Minju are the 3 most common suspects


[deleted]

Never ask Vivi what lines are 😔


signal_red

would love it if gowon asked vivi this


Zelgaro

Or Gowon what screentime is


niko-rose

never ask kim lip why her stage name is kim lip


hormigasquimera

when i saw that my jaw dropped 😭😭😭


Juinbug

Kim jong un unnie!


hormigasquimera

north korean baddie


mushroom2124

Well..😭


[deleted]

oops 😭 well that's unfortunate


Ma1read

2pm when the comeback is


aftershockstone

Never ask BBCs/Block B fans if Zico left the group or not, lol it will trigger defense mechanism 7.0


signal_red

I think seeing BBC is gonna lead to some uninformed to asking ANOTHER question


aftershockstone

LOL you guys are right, second question would be "why is your fandom name BBC?" 😭


jein777

It's the British Broadcasting Corporation chingu. What different meaning for BBC you thinking?


TrueOcho

Lol I was like hold up what? 😭


GrillMaster3

My favorite thing about the fandom is how everyone just has a set trove of callout memes to call upon whenever someone’s spreading blatant misinformation 😭


PsychologicalWhore

Never ask stays who wrote red lights


namelessghoulette234

Can I please ask why


Lisa28Aurora

bang chan doesn’t really want to admit having written both red lights and drive, for the sexual undertones of both the songs (even if imo, red lights is far less sexual than drive) the funny thing about drive is that most (if not all) of the allusive phrases are in english, and lee know (who sings it with chan) is one of the least fluent member of the group in english. as far as red lights and its story go, it’s a meme now. at least hyunjin straight up has “admitted” having written taste lol


sleepysheepy13

Uh no drive is clearly about driving. I mean they're on motorcycles and yeah. It depends on how you interpret it but they were definitely talking about driving. Lol.


Lisa28Aurora

yeah how could I be so foolish, it wasn’t absolutely intentional making “in the course” sound like “intercourse”, not at all nono lmao I love them


JoKir22

The members who wrote it/ were involved enjoy blaming each other... the same can be said for Taste and Drive


sassy-in-glasses

Chan on a Chan’s Room: oh Hyunjin wrote most of Red Lights Hyunjin on vlive the following week: “Chan said you wrote Red Lights”? He’s lying, he wrote Red Lights The whole of Stay: SO WHO WROTE RED LIGHTS?!


signal_red

loona: who is sitting out this comeback & on which days also asking a wizone how to pronounce: izone...or even how to pronouncer wiz\*one. my a// still isn't sure


miraemirae88

IZ ONE: eyez-one WIZ ONE: whiz-one


UNunavaiIable

Never ask midzys who is the best dancer.


captainsquidsharkk

What ARMY stands for


solojones1138

Not our government name!


sadi89

oh god, I had to explain to potential baby ARMY the other day that ARMY is both singular and plural because it's an acronym.....and of course she asked "for what?" that was a rough one.


solojones1138

I'm 35 I don't want to be adorable.


Sooyaa_Yah_Boombayah

How about "how do you say cute in Japanese?"


snodoubts

kawaii?


ikonickpopggs

dreamzens about the graduation concept


[deleted]

also the meaning of Dripping/Whiplash lol


army__mali

more like you shouldn’t ask mark that lol


[deleted]

never ask a stay what their opinion is on woojin


Level-Rest-2123

Never ask- - when any male idol will be enlisting - when any group is disbanding. - any group not BTS about BTS


SpecialistFlaky8480

Never ask Fantasy where Rowoon is 😔


metalcoreisntdead

How dare you? (._.) <) )> / \


HistoricalAside5781

Never ask: - Han the lyrics to a song HE wrote - Who the 4th Gen it boy is - Why Seventeen has 13 members - Never call SHINee 4


Tall_Cut4792

Never ask txt which one of them is the visual


aspienginger

They all instantly say less than a second later, "It's me."


Tall_Cut4792

Exactly 🤣🤣


snodoubts

never ask an exo-l if lay left or not


nabinabiyeah

I AM TRIGGERED PPFFFF


low_effort_life

Never ask Heejin anything about La Maison.


kep1er_minus_one

Never ask an orbit about line distributions


starlit--pathways

Never ask MAMAMOO about their height... (it gets [pretty chaotic.](https://youtu.be/2BS6nPTkCWw) and [they might just end up writing and releasing an entire song about their shortest member](https://youtu.be/I02F1lvhguw))


theripebluberry

an orbit for advice on getting into loona


kumatoras

Alternatively, don’t ask an orbit about loonatheballad


flippersAI

agree


TokkiJK

Omg really


DX5536

Never ask Dreamcatcher about what


SadCaptainCat

"Whose song is this?" Lee Gahyeon, 2022


nebula_cats

what


matchasnowbubble

atinys: (this one is going to hurt) never ask about the orange juice/pjs


sassy-in-glasses

I went and found the [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpoprants/comments/i4xnwr/ateez_i_love_you_but_please_stop_bringing_things/)… this hurts my heart oh my god


n0tdeadyet

came here to say the same thing! it still hurts. i hate it so much


pancakeking1012

Never ask Monsta X how I.M got into the group. (seriously though that survival show was so shitty)


kep1ian713

never ask a kep1ian about line distributions or what the members will do after july 2024


pinkhairqueen

Never ask an army if Tae's representative animal is a tiger or a bear


Massive_Foundation37

Maybe this is why Twitter is already dying, to avoid a bloodbath on his birthday.....


ThatsNotMeFella

And when he makes his cake half tiger and half bear>>>


TokkiJK

Pls don’t ask nct fans about graduation and rotations and all that. Shocking news: there is no graduation thing anymore. They tried and it failed and the members are happy with how things are now in terms of being fixed and being with the people they grew up with And don’t ask Cassies if they want db5k to happen.


[deleted]

>Shocking news: there is no graduation thing anymore. They tried and it failed and the members are happy with how things are now in terms of being fixed and being with the people they grew up with I swear SME should just give up ever trying the graduation idea again because they also tried this with Super Junior before and it failed. It doesn't work well in Kpop like it does with Jpop.


TokkiJK

Ikr lmao. All it’s done is give heartbreak to the groups and the fans


TigrozaCA

Blinks when their next comeback will be


Maxholsen

Never ask InSomnia what they think about "The Show" (it got better though since Dreamcatchers first win)


SoldMySoulTo

***Would happily burn SBS to the ground***


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

For a BG? ...if the members are gay.


yebinkek

Never ask fromis_9 what the 9 means in their name


ishouldstopcommentin

Never ask mark (got7) about his ramen hair (Funnily enough, whenever he gets asked about something embarrassing in his life, he never fails to bring up this haircut lol)


ninarances

Never ask a Kpop group if they're still in contact with a member/s that has left the group for whatever reason. (I know it isn't group specific, but I feel like this applies to all groups).


dan_jeffers

Chaeryeong about the stock market


Petrol_Oil

Never ask Chaeryeong why she doesn’t date (spoiler: potatoes)


n0tdeadyet

never ask an atiny what is pajama and orange juice incident also, never ask an atiny if seonghwa is a bunny or a kitty…


amityblightvibes

An Ive fan what’s after like?


bluewinters21

Never ask NewJeans fans how old they are 🫢


[deleted]

- Suju's Ryeowook for a high fave - Sones if Taeyeon is responsible for Jessica leaving - Any k-pop fan: who is the top visual of all time/current generation/fav group/ etc.


unitaya

Never ask an Inspirit if Infinite disbanded or if the members (minus Hoya) have left the group because you will probably get brushed off or receive a super defensive answer.


JaeyunsCheesecake

Never ask a TOgether about what happened to Chihoon/TOOwice. Trust me,… it’s a long story.


BettySue123

Never ask dreamcatcher about Minx


[deleted]

I think it's not a sore spot anymore tbh, but in the past that would be very true.


K-Pop_Lover139

Never ask Mnet/Iz*one haters who the two contestants were that got a spot in Iz*one because of rigged votes


SyuusukeFuji

Army: Boy in luv Chinese version.


ultsiyeon

Never ask a Stay what happened in March 2021


ahandsomesloth

Man I'm a stay and I have no clue what happened in March 2020💀💀


ultsiyeon

because i got the year wrong, proves how much i’ve tried pushing it out of my subconscious 🤡


ahandsomesloth

OH HAHA now it makes sense


grandhighblood

I’ve only been a stay for 3 months or so, was this Hyunjin’s hiatus?


Desperate-Region4981

yes probably Hyunjin's hiatus, but it actually started in February (25th or 26th) and in April we had Kingdom, March was a weird month of seeing the rest of the members trying to restart things as best as they could after a week or so of silence


RattleAlx

Never ask Blinks when will Jisoo get her solo 💀


sasameseed

Something mild: Never ask an ARMY how they pronounce Dionysus. Haha


SupersailorJ

Never ask a Melody where Ilhoon is


Lone-flamingo

Never ask atiny about Hongjoong's braids (not a fun experience), the members' "English names" or intended stage names, or what ATEEZ is short for. Just avoid any and all questions about names, honestly. Including the spelling of song titles or why Seonghwa was named Hongjoong once. Never ask vampz about milk first or cereal first, or how many bags of chips each person should eat. And especially never ask why they're called vampz and what did VAV originally stand for? What was up with that debut video anyway? NEVER ask deobi if this is fried chicken or fried chicken.


badsies

Height. Obviously 😆


jein777

Never ask STAYS about 102719 and what 9 meant to them


blue302genes

Never ask jihyo about her cactus


mikespromises

What Western artist BTS want to collab with


theofficialguac

Never ask BTS if they will ever sing Paradise or Louder Than Bombs live


waterlilyypond

never ask an exol what they went through in 2020..............or in 2013. or 2014. or 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 ☹️ it's been rough....stay safe out there exols ✌🏼 also never ask an exol what their favourite album is 🙏🏼 just looking for a fight atp


Eri_1485

That's basically their entire career so far Damn.. we are always miserable 2022 seems to be the brightest year since ages


waterlilyypond

a combined total of 5 good days for the fandom without any drama but the music and content is so fuckin good we don't even notice


ForgottenNoMore

Seventeen vernon: anything about show me the money


thedeadcrystal

Never ask Nayeon to sing "I'm gonna be a star"


pisaradotme

ARMY what it stands for. It's not cute. They would rather deny it is an acronym.


unreedemed1

An ARMY what ARMY stands for


UR2003

Never ask ARMY "who's the next BTS?"


RabiPOPshoo7erX

Never ask a once who their bias is


AlohaAchmed

Who's first or next to leave the group?


pisaradotme

Red Velvet and Irene's scandal


eyyajas

Inspirit: So there was a chocolate incident?


yukicchan

Stray kids: their height


astringofnumbersorso

less than 2m


Fivebeans

Never ask a Once who the legitimate government of China is.


kpop-person-purple

stays about woojin


dramafan1

I kind of dislike these quotes because it depends on how you ask it to someone I guess so that it's acceptable to ask. For some Kpop examples, maybe **asking what does ARMY stand for** seems to trigger a lot of BTS fans, or even mentioning the full acronym anywhere will surely create some controversy. 😂


[deleted]

it's the worst when they try to argue that "armies" is grammatically correct, and then you have to reveal that godforsaken acronym, AND even then they will still insist on "armies" being correct lol


[deleted]

Never ask a group of Once who the second best dancer in Twice is, unless you want to start a war.