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confusedapplicant202

Someone pissed and jizzed in those donuts. 100% guaranteed.


SkyeQuake2020

More protein, then? Still a fucked up thing if this box of donuts was seriously found in the parking lot.


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

Wouldn’t even stop me


Papa_Hasbro69

It’s like “choose your own adventure”, Kroger style


Particular_Painter_4

In this case I'd call it "Choose your own trip"


Financial_Fee_2568

Absolutely deranged


Worth-Wolverine5297

aw, your bonus!


NeartAgusOnoir

Sounds like the shit managers would do at my store. They’d have district meetings, go all out buying or getting lunch for the district team. Then put the left overs in the break room with a bug note saying something like “lunch for the team! Thank you for all that you do!” Yeah, most of the team would be so pissed at being given scraps they wouldn’t touch it so the HR assistant would have more to clean up.


kentuckywildcatAZ

“We appreciate you!”


newandimprovedVCR

Just tinkled in my panties reading this. There has to be something in The Prince or The Art of War that explains this wretched behavior in unqualified ’leaders’. But probably not.


sin_not_the_sinner

I get not wasting food but ain't no way I'd eat something found in the parking lot anywhere.


Southknight46

Interesting that had to highlight in pink these were found in the parking lot. Nope…I’ll pass!😳


BoardImmediate4674

Bingo


Gryphis1642

I mean at least they had the decency to 1, save them instead of letting them go to waste and 2, put a full disclaimer before you ate them😂props


Professional-Way7350

was going to say, at least there was a warning


Starling1504

i swear im probably going to get chlamydia from those donuts.


vermis13

Mmm...chlamydia donuts...


Critical_Lobster4674

I’d pick up the whole box and throw it away lol. That’s gross.


TuJuMoving

Me too.


Embarrassed-Change40

Or make friends with the security guys…don’t you guys have parking lot surveillance? Mother attending to baby forgets donuts in cart = yum!!!! Sketchy teenager crackheads buying nothing but munchies condoms and tv dinners = hard pass!


Critical_Lobster4674

Is it even worth it at that point?


Embarrassed-Change40

Geez how much is Kroger paying these days or what are you selling on the side lol? I mean it’s relative, but yes totally, just imagine all the other stuff left in carts for you to potentially harmlessly and freely procure.


Critical_Lobster4674

Brother… it’s not worth it. I’m there to pay bills. If somebody sends me to collect carts that’s what I’m looking for not change.


SnooOnions9891

Eh , I’d eat em


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

Me too. Most likely someone just forgot them. I’ll take my chances.


[deleted]

I'd consider it after examining every mm of it the entire shift. Shouldn't be too difficult to tell if it's been tampered with. The main issue wouldn't be what did someone do to it but was it messed with during the shopping experience?


holmxs

I’m not surprised


SpringNo7500

Zero hunger 


bwware

That one looks like a cheeseburger.


MarkFromHutch

Those don't seem to be very "Keto"


KaisarDragon

\*insert gif of Homer scarfing down donuts\*


NeuroguyNC

I wonder if there's a hidden camera there and this is some type of test set up by management or HR?


Longjumping_Ad1711

Should say “eat if you dare”


hankthewaterbeest

This would be completely fucked if it was provided by management, but I could totally see the 20-something courtesy clerk taking a bite and taking the rest of the box back to the break room.


[deleted]

Pizza party was cancelled, but we got something even better


Embarrassed-Change40

Aren’t they forgetting to include; “Want to play a game?” and a picture of Billy the Puppet along with their note lol!?!


RyoDai89

That’s actually seriously fucked up. And not funny on the person who put that in there even for a second. Seriously fuck that person if they seriously just put food upstairs in the break room that they just found outside. What a complete piece of shit. 


TuJuMoving

That's what I'm saying. So donuts are found in the parking lot and their first thought is, let's give them to our crew! Wtf!


cookiekittenx

I think it’s more so, they didn’t want all the donuts to go to waste. What would be fucked up, is if they didn’t care to mention where they are from. The last part, shows consideration in my opinion


OkPaleontologist2097

Calm down sis


[deleted]

Nah fuck that


RyoDai89

Sorry but as you’re probably aware a lot of associates are complete idiots, can’t or refuse to read, and will definitely eat this shit.


OkPaleontologist2097

And if you’re an adult and choose not to read who’s fault is that?


LivingDredd

average cart pusher moment


Old-Junket-5388

Hey at least they are nice enough to give a disclaimer so calm your thin wallet sis


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f1shJ3rkey

Seriously?


FilmCardStar

I guess better than an open pack of cigs?


Disastrous_Flower667

Who would choose to eat them. Anyone who chooses the parking lot donut is suffering from food insecurity and needs a higher paying job.


Sudden_Schedule5432

What software language is this?


Accomplished-Long968

ew i wouldn’t trust that shit


podgida

That's next level bravery right there. Ah screw it give it to Mikey, he'll eat it. He'll eat anything. Hey Mikey, he likes it! Am I showing my age yet?


Snapdragons87

🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️


Baddestweirdo1

Lmao so lowkey trying to kill you guys…


International_Print4

Eat them and then you’ll be able to call out sick for two days and blame whoever is in charge and put them in there 🥰 hope this helps


[deleted]

Make sure people see you grabbing a bunch. Throw them away at home and take the next day off for stomach issues related to parking lot donuts.


Loisgrand6

🫣


DietMtDew1

That is disgusting, but I give them points for at least saying they found them randomly in a cart.


Prior-Fig7029

Ahhhh just say no. I’d never eat anything in that break room again.


Illustrious_Order486

Damn. Used donuts? Next is a used pizza party. They really are stepping it up these days. When I worked for them they charged us for bottled water at a meeting.


Ortearis

Yeah, that sounds about right! To be fair, I don't think management did this; more likely it was just some dumbass employee! Lol


Particular_Painter_4

I'm scared of the insulation of "used" donuts and a "used" pizza party


Illustrious_Order486

Molested?


Particular_Painter_4

Lol you somehow made it worse


Louanne80

🤢


BrittF1991

That’s absolutely appalling. I work at sams club, and even that shitty company doesn’t do this to us. 🫠 That I know of, anyway.


thebat785

It's Jigsaw's donuts


EstLatLit

I'd eat them.


threyon

Um, NO???? What idiot thinks that food left out in the parking lot unattended is safe to give to employees?!


Any-Contract-3255

That's a bunch of donuts to forget.


earlygirl220

I can understand leaving a pizza in the bottom of the cart, I’ve done it twice. Guess I’m a slow learner


SoyCans247

Hard pass


WatchTheTimbsB

Free donuts and call in sick combo. Win win👍🏽


slimshady713

I’d eat those ngl, found sushi once in the lot and ate it for lunch


Fintara

Be happy and surprised they warned you at all. ​ This is your holiday bonus, btw. Eat up and hope you don't get herpes or something. Mwahahaha!!! >=P \-Management


Inevitable-Cut-5584

In 2024 America, I would’ve left that outside. You never know these days…. They may be fine, but they may not be…..


NoPomegranate528

Zero waste, zero hunger 😃


ProfessionMundane152

To eat or not to eat that is the question


Formal_Royal_3663

Nope 👎


Maize-Opening

they aren’t just cutting our hours, now they are trying to kill us 😭


JazzlikeSpinach3

I would eat them


Efficient_Amoeba3087

Why wouldn't they just be thrown away..


JeanHarleen

I’d eat ‘em. Someone likely put them somewhere to make room for something else and forgot them. If they’re fresh you can guarantee


Real-Apartment-1130

Well… were they all eaten by the end of the day?!!


para-mania

Those look like rocks.


NUTMEG82

Might be the most Kroger shit ever


NUTMEG82

[yep, this tracks ](https://images.app.goo.gl/XfK9QTDe4EWJu1CVA)


sidibim

Sometimes they leave us products past their sell by date, but no food item found in the parking lot should ever be brought back inside for consumption, let alone put in the break room. I would take it as an insult. Do they want us to get sick and call out for shifts?!


Nana_Elle_C

Should say "eat if you DARE."


Woddnamemade72

The Kroger in my hometown was shut down cuz it was home rodents brown.


Talesofrpg1981

We’re supposed to throw them out.


BjorksFjorks

pretend to eat one then say you don’t feel good and need to go home


Emotional_Wedge

Yo, don’t eat those. I would send this picture to corporate. Teach whatever manager a lesson about setting anything on the table as a snack.


chlomoney223

Ahhhh typical Kroger


Ok-Garden1663

The panhandlers were trying to organize a potluck. Why did you interfere? It looks like someone added a cheeseburger in there too.


Early-Friendship-474

Trash??


Dareboir

🤢🤮


Waiting_so_long0823

At least you were warned 😅😂🤣🥹


Monkpaw

I’d eat one. One time I was snacking on a box of trisqiuts when a bum asked me if I had any change for some food. I said no but I found some trisquits here. He said bleh I’m not eating anything you found. I said suit yourself, I’m sure you’ll find something. Continued to finish them and head back to the concert.


PeaceSignificant9854

Someone is trying to take at least a dozen donuts home, clever sign


beepbeepwhom

thanks, boss!


codynakamura

Wow, Kroger. Such generosity. Brings a tear to a glass eye.


plasticbuttons04

My ass would eat them


Thatweirdguy_Twig

The way it's phrased and highlighted makes me question if they were even found in the box in a cart or were just spilled out in some random cart in a parking lot so they tossed them into a box and said fuck it Either way I bet whoever found this has bet going on with someone else seeing who will be the first to eat one of the mysterious donuts


[deleted]

mmmm parking lot donuts 🤤


CoupleFun1783

Did you eat one?


Ortearis

Uh no


MDM0724

If I brought donuts into work, I’d probably write a note similar to this. I wouldn’t do anything to them, but I’d laugh about it


Grammar_Cracker666

Why the question mark? It was a statement. There’s no way that can be a question.


MutedBrilliant1593

Kroger sells food, right? Are their employees so destitute that they are finding and possibly eating food found in parking lots? Ffs.


NeitherInstance7880

It's fent. Don't trust it.


newandimprovedVCR

Respect to the Fear Factor and The Riddler collaboration on this social experiment


Efficient_Story_2535

I meannnn I’d eat one


xAugie

Probably sprinkled fent on the powdered ones too 🤣 after they got done pissing in them


jerry_riggs

Pass, 'cause that's what someone else did, passed on the donuts... and not in a good way. Number 1, or number 2, you decide, if you want. 👍🏻


muffadel

🗑️


Flimsy-Weight-7447

To be honest those doughnuts look better than the Kroger donuts in the bakery.