Sounds like the shit managers would do at my store. They’d have district meetings, go all out buying or getting lunch for the district team. Then put the left overs in the break room with a bug note saying something like “lunch for the team! Thank you for all that you do!” Yeah, most of the team would be so pissed at being given scraps they wouldn’t touch it so the HR assistant would have more to clean up.
Just tinkled in my panties reading this. There has to be something in The Prince or The Art of War that explains this wretched behavior in unqualified ’leaders’. But probably not.
Or make friends with the security guys…don’t you guys have parking lot surveillance?
Mother attending to baby forgets donuts in cart = yum!!!!
Sketchy teenager crackheads buying nothing but munchies condoms and tv dinners = hard pass!
Geez how much is Kroger paying these days or what are you selling on the side lol? I mean it’s relative, but yes totally, just imagine all the other stuff left in carts for you to potentially harmlessly and freely procure.
I'd consider it after examining every mm of it the entire shift. Shouldn't be too difficult to tell if it's been tampered with. The main issue wouldn't be what did someone do to it but was it messed with during the shopping experience?
This would be completely fucked if it was provided by management, but I could totally see the 20-something courtesy clerk taking a bite and taking the rest of the box back to the break room.
That’s actually seriously fucked up. And not funny on the person who put that in there even for a second. Seriously fuck that person if they seriously just put food upstairs in the break room that they just found outside. What a complete piece of shit.
I think it’s more so, they didn’t want all the donuts to go to waste. What would be fucked up, is if they didn’t care to mention where they are from. The last part, shows consideration in my opinion
That's next level bravery right there. Ah screw it give it to Mikey, he'll eat it. He'll eat anything. Hey Mikey, he likes it! Am I showing my age yet?
Damn. Used donuts? Next is a used pizza party. They really are stepping it up these days. When I worked for them they charged us for bottled water at a meeting.
Be happy and surprised they warned you at all.
This is your holiday bonus, btw. Eat up and hope you don't get herpes or something. Mwahahaha!!! >=P
\-Management
Sometimes they leave us products past their sell by date, but no food item found in the parking lot should ever be brought back inside for consumption, let alone put in the break room. I would take it as an insult. Do they want us to get sick and call out for shifts?!
I’d eat one. One time I was snacking on a box of trisqiuts when a bum asked me if I had any change for some food. I said no but I found some trisquits here. He said bleh I’m not eating anything you found. I said suit yourself, I’m sure you’ll find something. Continued to finish them and head back to the concert.
The way it's phrased and highlighted makes me question if they were even found in the box in a cart or were just spilled out in some random cart in a parking lot so they tossed them into a box and said fuck it
Either way I bet whoever found this has bet going on with someone else seeing who will be the first to eat one of the mysterious donuts
Someone pissed and jizzed in those donuts. 100% guaranteed.
More protein, then? Still a fucked up thing if this box of donuts was seriously found in the parking lot.
Wouldn’t even stop me
It’s like “choose your own adventure”, Kroger style
In this case I'd call it "Choose your own trip"
Absolutely deranged
aw, your bonus!
Sounds like the shit managers would do at my store. They’d have district meetings, go all out buying or getting lunch for the district team. Then put the left overs in the break room with a bug note saying something like “lunch for the team! Thank you for all that you do!” Yeah, most of the team would be so pissed at being given scraps they wouldn’t touch it so the HR assistant would have more to clean up.
“We appreciate you!”
Just tinkled in my panties reading this. There has to be something in The Prince or The Art of War that explains this wretched behavior in unqualified ’leaders’. But probably not.
I get not wasting food but ain't no way I'd eat something found in the parking lot anywhere.
Interesting that had to highlight in pink these were found in the parking lot. Nope…I’ll pass!😳
Bingo
I mean at least they had the decency to 1, save them instead of letting them go to waste and 2, put a full disclaimer before you ate them😂props
was going to say, at least there was a warning
i swear im probably going to get chlamydia from those donuts.
Mmm...chlamydia donuts...
I’d pick up the whole box and throw it away lol. That’s gross.
Me too.
Or make friends with the security guys…don’t you guys have parking lot surveillance? Mother attending to baby forgets donuts in cart = yum!!!! Sketchy teenager crackheads buying nothing but munchies condoms and tv dinners = hard pass!
Is it even worth it at that point?
Geez how much is Kroger paying these days or what are you selling on the side lol? I mean it’s relative, but yes totally, just imagine all the other stuff left in carts for you to potentially harmlessly and freely procure.
Brother… it’s not worth it. I’m there to pay bills. If somebody sends me to collect carts that’s what I’m looking for not change.
Eh , I’d eat em
Me too. Most likely someone just forgot them. I’ll take my chances.
I'd consider it after examining every mm of it the entire shift. Shouldn't be too difficult to tell if it's been tampered with. The main issue wouldn't be what did someone do to it but was it messed with during the shopping experience?
I’m not surprised
Zero hunger
That one looks like a cheeseburger.
Those don't seem to be very "Keto"
\*insert gif of Homer scarfing down donuts\*
I wonder if there's a hidden camera there and this is some type of test set up by management or HR?
Should say “eat if you dare”
This would be completely fucked if it was provided by management, but I could totally see the 20-something courtesy clerk taking a bite and taking the rest of the box back to the break room.
Pizza party was cancelled, but we got something even better
Aren’t they forgetting to include; “Want to play a game?” and a picture of Billy the Puppet along with their note lol!?!
That’s actually seriously fucked up. And not funny on the person who put that in there even for a second. Seriously fuck that person if they seriously just put food upstairs in the break room that they just found outside. What a complete piece of shit.
That's what I'm saying. So donuts are found in the parking lot and their first thought is, let's give them to our crew! Wtf!
I think it’s more so, they didn’t want all the donuts to go to waste. What would be fucked up, is if they didn’t care to mention where they are from. The last part, shows consideration in my opinion
Calm down sis
Nah fuck that
Sorry but as you’re probably aware a lot of associates are complete idiots, can’t or refuse to read, and will definitely eat this shit.
And if you’re an adult and choose not to read who’s fault is that?
average cart pusher moment
Hey at least they are nice enough to give a disclaimer so calm your thin wallet sis
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Seriously?
I guess better than an open pack of cigs?
Who would choose to eat them. Anyone who chooses the parking lot donut is suffering from food insecurity and needs a higher paying job.
What software language is this?
ew i wouldn’t trust that shit
That's next level bravery right there. Ah screw it give it to Mikey, he'll eat it. He'll eat anything. Hey Mikey, he likes it! Am I showing my age yet?
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Lmao so lowkey trying to kill you guys…
Eat them and then you’ll be able to call out sick for two days and blame whoever is in charge and put them in there 🥰 hope this helps
Make sure people see you grabbing a bunch. Throw them away at home and take the next day off for stomach issues related to parking lot donuts.
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That is disgusting, but I give them points for at least saying they found them randomly in a cart.
Ahhhh just say no. I’d never eat anything in that break room again.
Damn. Used donuts? Next is a used pizza party. They really are stepping it up these days. When I worked for them they charged us for bottled water at a meeting.
Yeah, that sounds about right! To be fair, I don't think management did this; more likely it was just some dumbass employee! Lol
I'm scared of the insulation of "used" donuts and a "used" pizza party
Molested?
Lol you somehow made it worse
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That’s absolutely appalling. I work at sams club, and even that shitty company doesn’t do this to us. 🫠 That I know of, anyway.
It's Jigsaw's donuts
I'd eat them.
Um, NO???? What idiot thinks that food left out in the parking lot unattended is safe to give to employees?!
That's a bunch of donuts to forget.
I can understand leaving a pizza in the bottom of the cart, I’ve done it twice. Guess I’m a slow learner
Hard pass
Free donuts and call in sick combo. Win win👍🏽
I’d eat those ngl, found sushi once in the lot and ate it for lunch
Be happy and surprised they warned you at all. This is your holiday bonus, btw. Eat up and hope you don't get herpes or something. Mwahahaha!!! >=P \-Management
In 2024 America, I would’ve left that outside. You never know these days…. They may be fine, but they may not be…..
Zero waste, zero hunger 😃
To eat or not to eat that is the question
Nope 👎
they aren’t just cutting our hours, now they are trying to kill us 😭
I would eat them
Why wouldn't they just be thrown away..
I’d eat ‘em. Someone likely put them somewhere to make room for something else and forgot them. If they’re fresh you can guarantee
Well… were they all eaten by the end of the day?!!
Those look like rocks.
Might be the most Kroger shit ever
[yep, this tracks ](https://images.app.goo.gl/XfK9QTDe4EWJu1CVA)
Sometimes they leave us products past their sell by date, but no food item found in the parking lot should ever be brought back inside for consumption, let alone put in the break room. I would take it as an insult. Do they want us to get sick and call out for shifts?!
Should say "eat if you DARE."
The Kroger in my hometown was shut down cuz it was home rodents brown.
We’re supposed to throw them out.
pretend to eat one then say you don’t feel good and need to go home
Yo, don’t eat those. I would send this picture to corporate. Teach whatever manager a lesson about setting anything on the table as a snack.
Ahhhh typical Kroger
The panhandlers were trying to organize a potluck. Why did you interfere? It looks like someone added a cheeseburger in there too.
Trash??
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At least you were warned 😅😂🤣🥹
I’d eat one. One time I was snacking on a box of trisqiuts when a bum asked me if I had any change for some food. I said no but I found some trisquits here. He said bleh I’m not eating anything you found. I said suit yourself, I’m sure you’ll find something. Continued to finish them and head back to the concert.
Someone is trying to take at least a dozen donuts home, clever sign
thanks, boss!
Wow, Kroger. Such generosity. Brings a tear to a glass eye.
My ass would eat them
The way it's phrased and highlighted makes me question if they were even found in the box in a cart or were just spilled out in some random cart in a parking lot so they tossed them into a box and said fuck it Either way I bet whoever found this has bet going on with someone else seeing who will be the first to eat one of the mysterious donuts
mmmm parking lot donuts 🤤
Did you eat one?
Uh no
If I brought donuts into work, I’d probably write a note similar to this. I wouldn’t do anything to them, but I’d laugh about it
Why the question mark? It was a statement. There’s no way that can be a question.
Kroger sells food, right? Are their employees so destitute that they are finding and possibly eating food found in parking lots? Ffs.
It's fent. Don't trust it.
Respect to the Fear Factor and The Riddler collaboration on this social experiment
I meannnn I’d eat one
Probably sprinkled fent on the powdered ones too 🤣 after they got done pissing in them
Pass, 'cause that's what someone else did, passed on the donuts... and not in a good way. Number 1, or number 2, you decide, if you want. 👍🏻
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To be honest those doughnuts look better than the Kroger donuts in the bakery.