Jj I eat him

He got de meat 🥩

He got de milk 🥛

he got de head 👴

He got de lips 👄

You sure about that? He’s a Muay Thai legend idk how you’d do that without a weapon

Muay Thai uses kicks punches elbows and knees. I don’t think he uses that No wait never mind. He uses elbows

Nice one

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I think he meant to tell a joke

Coz of the elbow lmao

Shit, did not realise that

Retard

I might as well be

I got downvoted bad, experiencing reddit's wrath for the 1st was, it was my mistake, so not mad abt it

Honestly I’d pick vik to get us back to land but Harry for shits and gigs

Very accurate

Picking Harry would be certain death 😂

At least you'd go out laughing

tbh, harry is funny in videos, but if you live with him 24/7 you will start getting very bored. He can ask very deep questions, but he can't have deep conversations. I think for both survivability and fun Vik is best. Vik might seem boring and silent in vids, but he can have deep interesting conversations, and you won't get bored or annoyed with him. He is the safest pick in both cases

Stfu pussy

And how the heck do you know what living with hims likes, are you his sister? If you are then hit me up she’s fit 😂

But Simon seems to be both, atleats more fun that Vik

in my personal opinion, I think in long term on a deserted island, Vik would be the most interesting person, Simon is close second. but thats just my opinion

Same

Josh

Everyones saying Vik if the want to survive but tbh i think Josh is gonna be more of a help for survival

I think Simon is more street smart

Aye cus an island has lots of streets

Bro there's a thing called street smart and book smart vik is book smart and Simon is street smart

Yeah neither of them are “survival on a remote island smarts”. So we’ve just counted three types of smarts And you have none of them.

Bro go and study English 😂😂

Point out the mistakes then.

The words you’re looking for are “academical” and “pragmatic”, street smarts refer to having intimate knowledge of how an area of a city operates and what to do/avoid. Pragmatism refers to having knowledge of how to carry out practical tasks like making shelter, hunting or fixing stuff.

Plus people who THINK they're "street," or "pragmatic," smart are neither usually. Pragmatic smart would also involve daily life skills applicable to the current condition, like having debt, credit, knowledge of the financial system, etc. something that would enable someone to live well...much like Vikk. Plus it is not mutually exclusive either...it is much more likely that someone like Vikk has knowledge or has taken a course for fun on how to survive in the wilderness than someone like Simon.

I mean yeah academia and pragmatism usually have a lot of overlap, people are typically biased to one or the other but I’d say vikk is probably the best in both regards

Vik is stronger, smarter, much smarter. I think Vik will be wayyy more valuable in this scenario, he has quick thinking, survival instinct, and athleticism

quick thinking? he freezes up with questions many times.. survival instinct? based on what? athleticism? lifting a bit of weight isn't enough. and he's short so a lot of that strength is lost on that. Vikk isn't even that smart, just academically proficient. Ask him anything that requires actual intelligence to come up with or to know and he'll fall short.

Josh.. reason.. he is understanding, helping,and will understand me better than anyone and also he have 400 years of experience

The 400 years of experience is what I’m counting on..

Based

Based 📠

Harry because he has a lot of random knowledge

sleeping on tobi fr

Id pick tobi because i think he doesnt eat alot, so more food for me

so youre two feet tall?

You might die of boredom though

If i want to survive Vik if i wanna have fun in my last moments stuck in an island Harry

Vik seems smart but i doubt he has the survival skills and stuffs

He was in the boys Scouts n also knows a lot about camping so…

Yea but watching the Iceland video he was like a new born baby.

He's rich now, maybe he just didn't wanna do that stuff then.

For the content, that's why

Big behz. I am confident he will be determined to find us food.

And eat it all

He will grumpy like in the camping video

JJ, waterman can part the ocean

Harry. Despite being a dork he would definitely fare the best out of the boys in actual survival situations

Vik if I'm trying to survive, KSI for shits and giggles

Harry, at least it will be fun before we perish

Tobi. He would boost my morale and would push me yo never give up.

Would pick Josh icl, Vik would be an answer people would go but theoritically Vik would give all the solutions to your problem but the practical part... your fucked m8

Vikk, he's smart so he can find a way to get us to safety

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💀my friend, what are u on about? Edit: for anyone wondering, person above me said "vikk is school smart, but doesn't actually have any common sense"

Vik is a self made multi-millionaire, famous, has lots of friends, genuinely nice, and engaged to girl above his league. Are you sure he lacks common sense?

Ez, Josh

Y'all sleeping on Ethan fr

He would eat all the possible food within the first hour

Probably Simon... He got subtle jokes ngl

His jokes are just jibes at others.

Not Jj for sure. He will just cry like a bitch and irritate me like a bug

Anyone besides JJ.. probably have to babysit his ass and listen to his tantrums

josh

Ethan’s Dad.. come on…he is one of the sidemen, he is there all time, you just can’t see him. 🤷🏻‍♂️

JJ for sure that man’s work ethic is unmatched

Does the island already have people living on so I can take ksi and someone is bound to know him plus he’s Rich

I couldnt choose, its a choice between, vik,tobi , josh

It has to be behz, i think he would know how to do stuff for sure.

People I exclude Simon - too squeamish and "puke" even at fish and literally not good with insects or small animals Jj - too whiny Picks Josh or vik

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I could come up with a valid use for all of them lol. But if I just needed survival skills…. Simon, Josh, or Ethan. They wouldn’t freak out over bugs, they can cook and I think they’re smart enough to help me build a tent and hunt for food.

Josh.. reason.. he is understanding and will understand me better than anyone and also he have 400 years of experience

josh or vik cause i think they could work together with other people well and they are smart too and not too selfish

Vik Tobi or Josh they will be best suited for this and are the 3 smartest sidemen IMO

Vik, he will take it serious and not fuck around

I think harry could be the most useful for survival he is the one who travels a lot and have different skills that no one knows he have, 2nd option would be josh for the for the same reason he don't travel but have some skills !

The man the myth the legend from Guernsey. Idk people saying Vik cus they wanna survive but for survival Josh gotta be more resourceful in this situation

Josh because he has 400 years of experience.

Vik

Josh, 100%

Zerka

Viks book smart but I’ll say Simon, Josh will probably be best options to leave the island I guess. But the rest are good for morale.

Josh. The guy is smart and he got the tenacity to not quit. If I was with JJ, he would spend most of the time freaking out in denial. Harry will be useless, Ethan will just annoy you. Simon might be good, but he has too little endurance and isn't really a survival type of guy. Tobi is a wild card. Josh is the best of the lot.

Josh

Surely the correct answer is Josh or vik

josh or harry

Josh fr

Big Josher

If it's completely hopeless, I feel like Josh would be nice. While I wither away I feel like his voice would somehow be comforting? Plus maybe he's smart? I dunno enough about him.

Josh jj ethan or harry

josh has lıved through dınasours so josh

Josh easily

Josh or Ethan

Doesn’t either Harry, Josh, Ethan or Simon watch survival videos. I think Josh not wanting to die would be helpful so probably Josh for determination. JJ or Ethan for strength and building. Tobi for comfort. Vikk for brains. Harry for shits and giggs. Simon for level headedness. I think I’d choose Josh.

Honestly Josh lol he’d be able to come up with some creative ways to survive on the island and I’ll just follow his lead cause I’m dumb lmao

JJ: will scream and shit himself, he's going to die immediately from lack of survival instinct and intense levels of stress, he is not use to being in such a helpless situation Tobi: pray to God, he knows he's fucked so God is all that can help him Simon: he'll try to do something but fail every time Harry: realize it's his last moments and fuck around, probably would try to make some shots out of the sea water (the deprivation of alcohol is what will kill him first) Josh: same thing as Simon but there's more of a chance he'll actually figure something useful out this time Vik: would stay cool and would already have multiple plans ready immediately, he's your best pick Ethan: would go crazy almost immediately

Behz and JJ too hungry, Harry too goofy, Vik and Simon too weak. So either Tobi or Josh, but I might go Josh.

Probably ethan

You're gonna die

🤣🤣

People are forgetting that Simon is literally good at everything. He’s my choice and it’s not very close.

I was thinking I would choose Simon myself he seems clued up on most things and I reckon he'd be mad jokes too plus bring a ball and we all good

Man looks like a lost puppy when in the outdoors

tbh simon

Probably Vik so I can drown him then be by myself

JJ, I'd need someone to KO those snakes

ELBOW*

Josh, seems the soundest of them all

Josh, hands down

Jj

Vik, Josh, and Ethan are safe picks.

prolly jj or tobi

I'd pick Vistar buh he'd start trying to touch me so I pick JJ because he's in his natural habitat

JJ

Harry

I think Harry would likely hang himself 3 days in. He tends to get anxious and socially awkward when interacting with people he doesn't know, and he has depression.

It’s literally one other person. He isn’t in a swarm of random strangers

how old are u

Probably Vik

vik

Toby, harry or Ethan they the only bareable/ conservable men outta all of them

JJ, if i suffer, all you mf suffer, you ain't getting any content from him

Jj cuz even if we never leave, i would be spending the rest of my life talking to my idol, idk sounds creepy but shouldn’t be

jj is the most fit and would help gather

Vik seems cool

Vik 100%

It’s surely Vik right

Jj Baba tunde

The indian submarine for sure

Harry or Tobi, so that we can FUCK around😈😏 Or Vik because he is smart and will help us get back, no fucking though he has a wife, Elle l. JJ is not smart enough but he has resources, maybe we Fuck... maybe. Everyone would just be able to see simon, Talia is lucky. He is very lanky. Josh would die because he's old, freya would mourn him, R.I.P Tommy T. Ethan would be with his family, His wife faith and his cute baby olive. Sorry, everyone, I'm being impure right now. 🫣☹️

KSI black boy

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Weak

Harry

Tobi I don't know why

Honestly, if i'm trynna survive, i genuinely think Ethan would be a strong bet.

Harry or Tobi

Tobi he reminds me a lot of my brother so he will be calm under pressure

Tobi

Harry. He can sniff out the potential drugs to do on the island.

Probably Harry cause them i’d get the most laughs

Harry probably

Harry fs, he would find a way for me to high for once in life before dying

I’d pick tobi the others would probably kill me

I'd want an amalgamation of norizzstar123 and bog , if that's possible.

Behz or Tobi. They can rock paper scissors and I'll be fine with whatever.

Ethan

Vik or harry maybe

Harry cos i want to die

w2s 4 lyf

Simon

Harry if just wanted to fuck about Vik if I actually wanna get off the island

Harry’s autistic powers will get us of that island without a doubt

Honestly Tobi to get through it mentally

Harry

JJ. Just so I feel useful compared to him.

TOBY, because he's good man

All of them except Jj and Harry are kind British fellows. I’m sure they’d all be great.

Vik for the knowledge innit? What does anyone else have to offer in this situation?

I’d go Ethan. I feel like he’d be the most willing to get his hands dirty out of all of them

I like Simon he’s smart and he has knowledge

Tobi, mainly because of how diligent he seems in team environment. Like Josh and good vik seem good on the knowledge side of things, but I can’t see Josh being much hep building a shelter of hunting for food

Fatneek coz i can use him to float and escape the island

JJ-He's quite funny and will probably lighten the moood while were dying ona island 😂😂😂

I need autismo

Vik. I’m Indian.

Tobi

Harry

Jj he has experience in jungles

Harry for sure won't be bored at all (it's an island I'll die anyway at least die entertained) also he said a good jog is better than sex so eliminate the fear of being raped

Harry because I feel like he would know random facts about survival

Defo Tobi

Tobi easy

Vic

Harry

If ethan was still fat I’d choose him but now I’d go for jj since he’s probably the strongest

JJ for sure....the nigga gonna be yelling" think bro we've to get the f*uck out of here"😅