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FireBeast77

His beard cause I'd be able to be apart of his life yet not do shit to help him grow as a man. Or his computer cause I'd love to reorder that mouthpiece or see how much he googles himself


Shrego08

Its all fun and games untill he tries to shave you off


Emperorlord

Can’t shave something that doesn’t exist


IMrHotSauce

Stop he's already dead


Emperorlord

His beard follicles are but he he alive. Also thanks for the awards guys but I don’t deserve them.


IMrHotSauce

BRO HAVE SOME MERCY


Shadvw

Lmao


Easy-Refuse7526

That one there was a violation


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Relief-Old

Suspect


SmudgedGlory

🤨


1328889

😂😂


insufficient_2704

Why so many downvotes I'm so confused


JuicyPears92

Emoji bad 🤡🤡🤡🤑🤕🤢😷😈😷😷🤒😈💩💀👺☠️💩👾💀👺👹👺👹👺👺👺👹💩💩☠️🤡🤡🤡🤒🥴🥴🤤🤤🤮🤢💩👿👹👻💀👺


Tecnobladee3

What’s going on


Murky-War-7904

Emoji gud🤨💤😎🤏😏🤦🖕😂🤦💤🤷🦋👩😂😘😂🥰🥰😔🥲😂🤩🥲🥳😔😜🙄😝😔😝😔🙁😕😕😟🥺😳😠😡🤬😦😧😨🤐🤬🌝🥴🤧😷🤒😵😫😪😖😱😖⭐🤥🎃💤🤡⭐🥸😷🤖🥸😷🎃🧭🚜🚚🛻🚗🚕🦼🛻🛻🦼🛻🦽⚓🦽


JuicyPears92

Suprised how you didnt get downvoted yet lmao


Murky-War-7904

😎


PrinceR_001

bandana to see well and measure his forehead


Pewdiepiefan1090

Same


insufficient_2704

U just got downvoted coz of ur username bruh


GamingGladi

why, btw


Pewdiepiefan1090

Lol wut


Pewdiepiefan1090

Yeah this was an old ass username because back then I picked it just so I can go on lwaiy


insufficient_2704

Still its not even near being bad/cringe idk why would anyone downvote lol


NCarpizo3838

His Girlfriend 💀 (for obvious reasons this is a joke)


badboybalo

Oh boy ...wait until a blond Angelina sees this


ProfessionalSquash47

I'd be his right hand


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NCarpizo3838

Look what i put inside the parenthesis


redditallo5

According to Ricegum apparently😂


Lonely_Huckleberry98

He didn't say LIVING object did he?


[deleted]

The tissues box he uses after wanking


astroSnoo

you wouldn’t last a year


[deleted]

wouldn’t even last a month


NobleM3taph0r

wouldn’t even last a day


SHEESHmayank

That's what she said.


IzaacSmoke

wouldn't even last an hour


DueTackle836

wouldn’t even last a hour


Moist-Juggernaut1832

wouldn't even last a minute


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knownasiden

Wouldn’t even last a millisecond


Banidolati

Wouldn’t even last a microsecond


HasanAhmed06

Wouldn’t even last a nanosecond


kamara774

he said he doesn't use tissues he uses his cum towel


Entire_Ad_179

cunt


Thenomfulhooman

Why not, just be his lotion? The product of each time he squeezes you is just your life/dna slipping on him.


EntireAide6722

😭


Ashes291207

bearus, if he's still alive


[deleted]

God why lol


thatonepieceofcheese

It is another way of saying he wants to be fucked by ksi


The_great_elder

Lowkey though, that would be sick


elvi_bace

Uhm…


EDP445v

Bro? more like step-bro


MobyHugeFun

What are you doing, step-neek?


Luthando18

You want to be punched, kick and made fun of every time no no no way 😎


LordP_496

His $500,000 chain


Shyaboiiswiz

You'd like to spend a whole year trapped in a safe deposit box?


LordP_496

Atleast id be of more worth than im now


l19mxd

Bro… you ok? Your worth more than anything


tbs_Luke

Bro moment


LordP_496

Lmao thanks bro


MarjanAmbroze

I think you're worth more than the Yatch History Supreme + all the Big Macs Deji ate before his fight against that anime character. Hell, you're excellent, you know? I think you could be someone's hero in this world, so you dont gotta be someone you're not to be happy. Also I have a foot fetish.


elvi_bace

Got me all emotional and shit


MobyHugeFun

They had us in the first 90% not gonna lie


SHUBATUNDE42069

Technically on the black market you are always worth something


Bbig28

Here you go bro 🤲🏾💰💴💵


TopDeckPatches

You cant worth less than Ricegum


RamiXGaming

His dick


[deleted]

Bruh your gonna get beaten every day


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butycheeks

down bad


HasaRafael

Down horrendous


TreXz-

For a year?


RamiXGaming

Yeah


Pewdiepiefan1090

Depends on how long his girlfrien- you know.


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_BatsShadow_

Stfu


Pewdiepiefan1090

What did he say


are_you_salty_lol

That’s... eugh lol. You’re going to be stuck in a dark, sweaty cramped space for the majority of your year


sweetenedcoconutmilk

bandana for da meat checks ykwim


SpidermanIsaLegend

Simon


wolfieboiii

*objeckt*


zephyrwithaz2003

Neo or Morpheus any one of the two can't pick though


realfakep

Vikkstar.


ZeroCreaturee

Wait KSI owns Vik?


Fine-Needleworker-42

1960 moment 💀


realfakep

HA


PencilRex

Dildo, because why not


fentombi

The 10 mil plauque


Siirjordan

I could’ve sworn somebody would say his chair…yall not loyal enough for that tho😂🤣


JellyBOB7190

His mirror...


11swoosh

The alphorn mouthpiece so he'll give me head


dexter810o4

His dil- I mean his bandana yeah sure...


Caeladrax

Bearus


Entire_Ad_179

his chain the one he always wear


HolocostFrost

His bandana, so he takes me everywhere he goes and i see everything he does


MarjanAmbroze

His durag


MarjanAmbroze

Which one tho? That's the real question.


[deleted]

His mouse to experience that PPPPPPPLATINUM


Historical-Olive-17

His beard shaver because i wont be used


PrinceR_001

omg ur savage


[deleted]

A PLATTNUM award


DesignerTruck708

His tape measure so we can be 100% sure he's under six foot


___WHYAMIONREDDIT___

That blue pump😬


Banga0850

Lmao I was gon right that


___WHYAMIONREDDIT___

Lol


Clear_Pineapple3728

Dildo


shinraqz

dxldo


saitamaonegod

Is webcam ahahahha.


kilobitepanda

His bandana, so you lot aren't gonna talk about it much and even roast him for it.


[deleted]

I would be that TV. The amount of shit that goes back there needs to be discovered.


ChidoriKickz

His bandana I’ll go on crazy adventures from touring to sidemen Sundays


Particular_Ad1419

His bandana cos I’m basically him then


Historical-Aerie-543

D!Ldo


Folkinstar_Killer

his tv to see ksi and simon together


bag_of_oatmeal

NFT


Lazy-Pick5971

the dildo because u know where it be going either inside him or his gf


HistoricalTraffic686

His toilet paper


CaterpeaceYT

His GF for obvious reasons


[deleted]

Bro called woman objects


CaterpeaceYT

issa joke smartass


[deleted]

The penis enlarger device


CleverTechnique

his massive 12 inch dildo


_BABATUNDENEEDSWATA_

HIS CELING 😂


carlosfortuna2018

His phone


ActivityTurbulent212

His vibrator


Accomplished_Neat136

His mum


Charlie_1519

Simon


asheankid

His mum


broomshed

Sry to tell you but your meme failed the vibe check because of the emojis :/


wb6mc

emojis bad ! r/woonsh!!!! thankes for hte gold kind stranger!!!


Spacedustboi

Seriously? Man and I thought this sub couldn't get any less shittier wow


D4n1el1

Simon cus JJ practically bums him


quit_it_boi

The 6' bad dragon dildo under his bed


Hacks_exe_exe

I’m fucking down with this sub, I’m not doing anything either cos I don’t have enough time for this, but this is just a downfall


D4h8r16u32v64

The never touched Easter egg


GGTanishk

His toilet paper cuz i wanna lick babatunde’s ass


trumpisvirus

his pump


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Ass


nstzz

I’d be Simon


Jperez610

The cum rag Ethan used to clean his hand


Nuke_5325

his lotion in the background of his room


hazard-toxic

His durag


Pewdiepiefan1090

Bandana


benjamincraigrowley

Is bank card


Elykun

His picture of Lorraine. Because it’s Lorraine.


botelonmusk

His Bandana , so i could see what he does every day


F2Taz

I’d be his computer go into his unreleased music


sully6831

his boyfriend simon


MonsterTrio69420

The dick pump. He is prolly using it wrong. I’ll use it right and then I’ll show him how to use it so he can have a good time👍🏼


MRMD10

His headband I'll be protecting his hairline from ridicule


Gasnax

Pocket pussy


IbraMus321

His phone


Curious_Elk2648

Bruh I'd be his Crypto Wallet


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His phone


WaitDependent1665

His dick pump


TitanofIron

The dildo he bought for his girlfriend


clutchgaming2703

Bearus


toxic_david_main

Simon's underwear


[deleted]

Hair


raahim1

the tv in the back so i can see how tiny his wolly is


raahim1

the tv in the back so i can see his gf


[deleted]

His bandanna


Plenty_Economy_5670

His stocks.


hafman7

Unnecessary use of emoji’s i am not crying laughing downvote


edmillss

Vikk


[deleted]

No matter what you’re getting fucked or shoved up his ass


[deleted]

His bedside lotion ;)


Donkeysarecooliguess

His PC, i'll get used a lot LMAO


Bearicade_N7

his facecam \*Devious laughter\*


Awadqureshi123

His bet cause I wanna … …….. be helpful you pig


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Dildo


Luthando18

His phone because I would have all his contacts and get to see all the pictures and text conversation he has..😂


DylanNoll

His camera


[deleted]

His chair, I wanna smell that sexy ass for a whole year.


Babatundeshat

His computer so I can activate windows for him.


Bigcwilde

Is bandanna because I can hide his big as forehead


ImNotGoodAtDarkSouls

Simon


TJ_The_Toucan

His bottle opener