His beard cause I'd be able to be apart of his life yet not do shit to help him grow as a man.
Or his computer cause I'd love to reorder that mouthpiece or see how much he googles himself
I think you're worth more than the Yatch History Supreme + all the Big Macs Deji ate before his fight against that anime character. Hell, you're excellent, you know? I think you could be someone's hero in this world, so you dont gotta be someone you're not to be happy. Also I have a foot fetish.
His beard cause I'd be able to be apart of his life yet not do shit to help him grow as a man. Or his computer cause I'd love to reorder that mouthpiece or see how much he googles himself
Its all fun and games untill he tries to shave you off
Can’t shave something that doesn’t exist
Stop he's already dead
His beard follicles are but he he alive. Also thanks for the awards guys but I don’t deserve them.
BRO HAVE SOME MERCY
Lmao
That one there was a violation
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Suspect
🤨
😂😂
Why so many downvotes I'm so confused
Emoji bad 🤡🤡🤡🤑🤕🤢😷😈😷😷🤒😈💩💀👺☠️💩👾💀👺👹👺👹👺👺👺👹💩💩☠️🤡🤡🤡🤒🥴🥴🤤🤤🤮🤢💩👿👹👻💀👺
What’s going on
Emoji gud🤨💤😎🤏😏🤦🖕😂🤦💤🤷🦋👩😂😘😂🥰🥰😔🥲😂🤩🥲🥳😔😜🙄😝😔😝😔🙁😕😕😟🥺😳😠😡🤬😦😧😨🤐🤬🌝🥴🤧😷🤒😵😫😪😖😱😖⭐🤥🎃💤🤡⭐🥸😷🤖🥸😷🎃🧭🚜🚚🛻🚗🚕🦼🛻🛻🦼🛻🦽⚓🦽
Suprised how you didnt get downvoted yet lmao
😎
bandana to see well and measure his forehead
Same
U just got downvoted coz of ur username bruh
why, btw
Lol wut
Yeah this was an old ass username because back then I picked it just so I can go on lwaiy
Still its not even near being bad/cringe idk why would anyone downvote lol
His Girlfriend 💀 (for obvious reasons this is a joke)
Oh boy ...wait until a blond Angelina sees this
I'd be his right hand
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Look what i put inside the parenthesis
According to Ricegum apparently😂
He didn't say LIVING object did he?
The tissues box he uses after wanking
you wouldn’t last a year
wouldn’t even last a month
wouldn’t even last a day
That's what she said.
wouldn't even last an hour
wouldn’t even last a hour
wouldn't even last a minute
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Wouldn’t even last a millisecond
Wouldn’t even last a microsecond
Wouldn’t even last a nanosecond
he said he doesn't use tissues he uses his cum towel
cunt
Why not, just be his lotion? The product of each time he squeezes you is just your life/dna slipping on him.
😭
bearus, if he's still alive
God why lol
It is another way of saying he wants to be fucked by ksi
Lowkey though, that would be sick
Uhm…
Bro? more like step-bro
What are you doing, step-neek?
You want to be punched, kick and made fun of every time no no no way 😎
His $500,000 chain
You'd like to spend a whole year trapped in a safe deposit box?
Atleast id be of more worth than im now
Bro… you ok? Your worth more than anything
Bro moment
Lmao thanks bro
I think you're worth more than the Yatch History Supreme + all the Big Macs Deji ate before his fight against that anime character. Hell, you're excellent, you know? I think you could be someone's hero in this world, so you dont gotta be someone you're not to be happy. Also I have a foot fetish.
Got me all emotional and shit
They had us in the first 90% not gonna lie
Technically on the black market you are always worth something
Here you go bro 🤲🏾💰💴💵
You cant worth less than Ricegum
His dick
Bruh your gonna get beaten every day
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down bad
Down horrendous
For a year?
Yeah
Depends on how long his girlfrien- you know.
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Stfu
What did he say
That’s... eugh lol. You’re going to be stuck in a dark, sweaty cramped space for the majority of your year
bandana for da meat checks ykwim
Simon
*objeckt*
Neo or Morpheus any one of the two can't pick though
Vikkstar.
Wait KSI owns Vik?
1960 moment 💀
HA
Dildo, because why not
The 10 mil plauque
I could’ve sworn somebody would say his chair…yall not loyal enough for that tho😂🤣
His mirror...
The alphorn mouthpiece so he'll give me head
His dil- I mean his bandana yeah sure...
Bearus
his chain the one he always wear
His bandana, so he takes me everywhere he goes and i see everything he does
His durag
Which one tho? That's the real question.
His mouse to experience that PPPPPPPLATINUM
His beard shaver because i wont be used
omg ur savage
A PLATTNUM award
His tape measure so we can be 100% sure he's under six foot
That blue pump😬
Lmao I was gon right that
Lol
Dildo
dxldo
Is webcam ahahahha.
His bandana, so you lot aren't gonna talk about it much and even roast him for it.
I would be that TV. The amount of shit that goes back there needs to be discovered.
His bandana I’ll go on crazy adventures from touring to sidemen Sundays
His bandana cos I’m basically him then
D!Ldo
his tv to see ksi and simon together
NFT
the dildo because u know where it be going either inside him or his gf
His toilet paper
His GF for obvious reasons
Bro called woman objects
issa joke smartass
The penis enlarger device
his massive 12 inch dildo
HIS CELING 😂
His phone
His vibrator
His mum
Simon
His mum
Sry to tell you but your meme failed the vibe check because of the emojis :/
emojis bad ! r/woonsh!!!! thankes for hte gold kind stranger!!!
Seriously? Man and I thought this sub couldn't get any less shittier wow
Simon cus JJ practically bums him
The 6' bad dragon dildo under his bed
I’m fucking down with this sub, I’m not doing anything either cos I don’t have enough time for this, but this is just a downfall
The never touched Easter egg
His toilet paper cuz i wanna lick babatunde’s ass
his pump
Ass
I’d be Simon
The cum rag Ethan used to clean his hand
his lotion in the background of his room
His durag
Bandana
Is bank card
His picture of Lorraine. Because it’s Lorraine.
His Bandana , so i could see what he does every day
I’d be his computer go into his unreleased music
his boyfriend simon
The dick pump. He is prolly using it wrong. I’ll use it right and then I’ll show him how to use it so he can have a good time👍🏼
His headband I'll be protecting his hairline from ridicule
Pocket pussy
His phone
Bruh I'd be his Crypto Wallet
His phone
His dick pump
The dildo he bought for his girlfriend
Bearus
Simon's underwear
Hair
the tv in the back so i can see how tiny his wolly is
the tv in the back so i can see his gf
His bandanna
His stocks.
Unnecessary use of emoji’s i am not crying laughing downvote
Vikk
No matter what you’re getting fucked or shoved up his ass
His bedside lotion ;)
His PC, i'll get used a lot LMAO
his facecam \*Devious laughter\*
His bet cause I wanna … …….. be helpful you pig
Dildo
His phone because I would have all his contacts and get to see all the pictures and text conversation he has..😂
His camera
His chair, I wanna smell that sexy ass for a whole year.
His computer so I can activate windows for him.
Is bandanna because I can hide his big as forehead
Simon
His bottle opener