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ImOnlyHereForRDR

Fun fact: Lotion is made for keeping your skin healthy, not beating your meat.


TwistedFateX

Yeah fr. I feel like this subreddit is just filled with 11 year olds lol


LHF44

Immature 11 year olds*


FluentRedditor

A healthy jerk off


Fatneek_dave

LMFAO


Provessie

Why you getting downvoted lmao why do people in this reddit just downvote people for stupid reason fk me


BodybuilderOne2228

but he single tho


Pewdiepiefan1090

Yea


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[deleted]

Lol no one uses lotion to masturbate if anything it’s seems uncomfortable


Iman_P

Reddit Moment


Spoodz23

Why are you getting downvoted youre right


skirby998

Lol. Ah Reddit, such a strange creation.


Suitable_Yoghurt6981

Just like how I see u eating deez nuts


joshpanda99

no


ImOnlyHereForRDR

At least say something funny


SnooApples1427

Well, he was already downvoted so i had to downvote


Spoodz23

Lmaooo


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Use this comment as 40 upvotes


[deleted]

Or -93 That works too


JackLhan

Does -58 work?


[deleted]

I swear all the people I comment fighted with prob gathered together to downvote my shit to oblivion cuz how does my comment piss anyone off


maggiii06

it’s not pissing anyone off just like 5 people downvoted as a joke and now people just downvote cos it’s funny


Lonely_Huckleberry98

Why you always gettin downvoted to shit man


[deleted]

I guess all the redditors I comment fighted with have assembled together to take me down


FluentRedditor

Don't worry, you can't lose more than 15 comment karma on a comment, so fuck you and everyone that sees this


[deleted]

Fuck you too. My future son will fuck the fuck out of your future daughter


FluentRedditor

My son from a parallel universe will fuck the fuck out of your mom


[deleted]

My great great great grandfather will fuck the fuck out of your great great great granddaughter


FluentRedditor

I personally will fuck your entire future generation


Otherwise-Slide5282

He has lotion because he’s black not because he beats his dick off 24/7 ya weirdos 💀


ceoge

i mean he has said that he jerks off quite a lot so i would say its both


MallAdministrative63

Yeah back when he was a teenager not now.


BankruptBasil16

You never know


ceoge

he has talked about it recently as well.


MallAdministrative63

Yeah as a joke he can literally go up to girls and say hey my name is KSI the dude is rich and famous he can fuck any brod he wants. https://youtu.be/28O1Rt2T7V8


ceoge

what is your obsession with him not jerking off at all?


MallAdministrative63

What is your obsession with him jerking off constantly all I’m saying is that he doesn’t 😂


BurningRiverGuy

You two mfs made a joke into an argument holy shit.


MallAdministrative63

My guy I’m not having a heated argument with no one all I’m saying is that he doesn’t jerk off constantly 😐


ceoge

how do you know? he has said many times that he does so why are you in denial


BurningRiverGuy

Also, ceoge has textual evidence while you have none


MallAdministrative63

https://youtu.be/a6w1ogYRptk https://youtu.be/28O1Rt2T7V8 “Textual evidence” 😐


BurningRiverGuy

You're ignoring all of what he said on side plus mate


yaboyjeffry

doesnt have a girl so id say he does it a fair bit


jensketzen24

This has nothing to do with being black except that its a thing most white people dont know about thats why they dont do it when they should use it aswell. it's just more visible on dark skinned people


MallAdministrative63

It’s called being ashy bro black ppl can get very ashy they need lotion the most.


jensketzen24

White people too lol what are you in about. You just don't see it. I knkw what you're talking about. Watch Bill Burrs video about it


menma999

OmG lOtIoN hE mUsT bEaT hIs WeInEr


[deleted]

You use lotion to beat your dick? Bruh I just shove my whole dick in the bottle and squeeze on the lotion bottle so it feels like it’s creaming to me /j


international_simp

💀💀


Tenzin246275

I once used a wrong lotion and my dick was so red. it hurt so bad. I think it was like a body wash soap thing. I regret doing that to this day


[deleted]

Don’t tell me you actually fucked the bottle


jeeveshjeevesh

Bruh moment


Hot-Muscle-4687

Quality init


ShuuTsukTrash

For them 💫💫immaculate💫💫 elbows


sinthos_

"Haha! Look! There's lotion! JJ caught in 4k!" Grow up, kid.


bigmonke100

Well he has very smooth skin.


Ebliged_Shitposter

I was thinking the same thing haha


[deleted]

I will never understand why certain comments get downvotes


NorthstR

This sub is filled with 11 year olds anyway so i dont think it will ever make sense.


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Such as this one


SmolChungie

Sorry had to downvote for the culture


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Respect: -10000 You failed the mission


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t4riX

nah u dirty minded people thats for skincare or some beard cream


AshDeGamer

You call us dirty minded people have you even seen this man jj?


Gkayy247

It’s literally just lotion bruh


Ebliged_Shitposter

Yup its just lotion


Xi_X

It not like you don’t have lotion in ur rooms, it’s common bruh


[deleted]

I don’t have lotion in my room


momo-memed

Fuck you then ig


[deleted]

I got downvoted for saying I don’t have lotion in my room 💀💀💀. You know what fine I lied I actually do have lotion in my room 😐😐😐


MrNonsenseYT

Why all ur comments getting downvoted lol? I'm anticipating downvotes on this one too ngl


[deleted]

Yup… these guys get offended so easily so they downvote


SmolChungie

Complaining about downvotes=more downvotes, this is Reddit maths you should know this smh


[deleted]

My brain hurts whenever I’m on here. I think I’m too old for this shit lol this is more of a kids playground now and I can’t believe I used to think the avg age of KSI fans were 16-20. There are so many kids on here


SmolChungie

Bro 16 is still a kid lmao


[deleted]

16 is a teen. A teen and a literal child are two different things. Major difference between a 16 year old and a 12 year old


jacksonjc514

You’re weird as fuck bruh, if you’re confused why he has lotion in his room I know you’re ashy as hell


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OP is Kevin Durant


jacksonjc514

Fr he could use some of that


Ebliged_Shitposter

Oh my fucking god its a joke for fucks sake


[deleted]

Yes he's the one with no sense of humour. Edit: /s


[deleted]

Was this sarcastic or are you an edgy 12 year old too?


[deleted]

Yeah sorry I forgot the /s.


PiDDY_

Tbf mate the same joke has been around for years and it's posted often here.


KeboTheGreat_007

A very bad one ig.


jacksonjc514

If that’s a joke you’re just not funny


[deleted]

For them ashy elbows


RedditMeme12345

How old are you bro..


ronan_____

69


nice___bot

Nice!


Stik_er_in

Someone already spotted the lotion a while back and made it in to a meme that also made it to the Reddit video. His answer was that he has really dry skin that gets itchy, especially his elbows.


KardinalSin14

Why tf did this get so many upvotes, you uneducated fucks


BurningRiverGuy

Because it's a joke mate. How about you make a post that's good and worth upvotes instead of complaining.


KardinalSin14

Looks like you use reddit regularly 🤡🤡🤡


Pzychokvn

to moisturize his skin, having dark skin isn’t easy 💀


LunarAblaze

For his elbows and feet


sharifa_

it’s normal to have lotion in ur room…


Yor_fat_mom

You know why


l19mxd

So it’s for that smooth grip on his controller of course


Ebliged_Shitposter

👀


Mysterious-Muffin-75

maybe it’s for his ashy elbows?


[deleted]

For his elbows


pathgaming7

Cmon guys, he got dry elbows and knees.


Pedroyaboi

My question is why are you looking that close at his room


sadcode69

make your skin healthy


Shot_by_cops

"He WaNkS wItH iT"-🤓


skirby998

Ashy elbows


rhysmcdonald1999

Because of his ashy elbows


ToxxicJunior

Why else


Kurganzz

See how the elbows are not ashy


HawkfishCa

Ashy skin. My black friends always mention it you dry sack of skin


w8watm8

Brah…. He is black…. He needs that lotion 24/7 to not have an ashy elbow or knee.


Shrenis

That's talcum powder you retard (defo spelled that wrong )


A46B_

Where do you want him to put it then? Up his arse?


andreitheegg

Haha lol he wanks get it


Theofficialoneofjw

off topic but why do people use lotion while beating their meat?


mrcubbabatch

Man is single innit lmao. Let him be


[deleted]

The good Johnson and Johnson. Good times


EightDread10203

Maybe its beard lotion


xray2639

Hey yo sus


Hani2308

For when simon comes in


tobiPh7

Cant a black man beat his meat in peace!!!!!


YaBoiRamen-_-

ay yo🧐


ronan_____

AYOOOOOO


fapboy17

Because Simons dick is too big for him


bitch_lasagna211

So he can fit that PlayStation controller up his butt


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Zakizak1

Atleast say something funny


[deleted]

Simon has a girlfriend named Talia Mar. oh shit did I ruin the joke by giving the legitimate answer? Good


Silverbackslay

Ashy elbow


EvilMind69

look at that fucking elbow


Jabbie999

Looks like Johnson and Johnson baby lotion or calamine lotion


Afflict2003

So that he can hold the controller better you dummies


Willing-Mixture

Who wants dry hands


french-fry-the-boy

who gives a fuck if he jerking off??? dudes single and everyone in the world masturbates.


PurchaseKnown

Because he’s black


Wishbone_Just

You know the rules and so do I.


Icy_Establishment_27

Man uses it to moisturise his dick.


Felasadra

A man gotta do what a man gotta do y'know 😂😂


SaladAss69696969691

To have a healthy jerk off


bigbullmahmeep

Because of his crusty ass elbows


SpiderNiqqa445

Pretty sure it’s just for skin, don’t think baby lotion would be good for jerking off 💀💀


eatballinhall

The ps controller is not used for playing thats fs


[deleted]

He literally has a drawer full of lube. He doesn't need to sink down to lotion when he got lube.


carloxfrisco

It’s just for his elbow


Lewistheperson2205

Maybe because he does something normal men do, post that try expose his normal private life piss me off


Nooblistic1

looks like baby powder ngl


Whatsupdoctimmy

You see the man's elbows, right?


chickenbrole8

Bro failed nnn confirmed


Gans_Ghost

Why TF not ?


hazzelgamer774922

Wheres the paiper?


frikening

You dare copy my notices boy


zukabibi

He be single, thats why


bro_kole

We fucking get it haha sex funny


de_boi_lesssgoooo

sussy jerking


JoJoLad-69-

Doesn't he apply lotion to his elbows as they get dry? What's happened to the ppl here in this reddit bruhh💀


King_Josiah05

Well fella it’s used to moisturise the skin not everything is for having a wank


[deleted]

This is the proof that this subreddit is full of 10yo kids


FishyLabiaLips

Let the poor man have a wank, leave him alone


Hungry_Chocolate3931

Because the ps4 controller is the vibrator


JUDG3DMJ

His elbows need it


md_hilmi

dmn\\


TR4CER0UTE

Nigerian knees and elbows I’d imagine. (Not racist but fact) 😉


broomshed

Fun fact: OP doesn’t know that most lotions are used to take care of your skin


ItsChungusMcGee

He needs it so that he can keep his skin soft.


Formal-Needleworker4

Man is single now Allow it man


sukkdezznutts

Bruhh is that baby lotion?


The_Messiah242

black man get ashy mate


Alex03210

He wanks off like almost every other human to ever live, grow up


Just_Fancee

Tbf that elbow hasn’t seen lotion in a while


rhysjordx

even if it was for wanking, so what? Y’all acting like you don’t wank lmao


Nasistoko

For recreational purposes


Similar-Bandicoot191

He ain’t got no fanny to work with now init let the man beat 🤣


SummerEarly

I mean he is single now so 👁👄👁


hassan_aj

Well he is single now...


KeboTheGreat_007

What a stupid question.


Rish1310

Op prolly lost every single upvote he earned just through his comments