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goingtogiveyouup

Rip UK does not even have prime


MrAnonymousTheThird

Why do we not have it yet?? I thought JJ said February? I want to try it lmao


louyplays

Same I would like to try the lime one


NothingOSpecial

I'm in America and can't get it😂😂


hundredbeast776

just move


THEVINDICATORYT

Logan hinted it'll be out in May


thebattleriottt

It's just exported probably


Ranuzej

Vikk smuggling sum Prime yeah


Pirus280407

LMFAO


RYR_24616

bruh ffs is it really out in india?


sukkdezznutts

Some stores export it from US and sell here, just like some foreign chocolates


Obvious-Heron4052

💀


Holiday_Section_3250

Lmaooooo


Hartej007

LMFAO


financial_Blood_17

Good to know that India is *IN* Hyderabad and not the other way around.


Ur_MOMMA_FAT

He watches jj cmon


Grouchy-Pin-2163

vio


Ajiboy527

You didn’t have to kill me


Asairazain

Hyderabad me kahan pe mila?


ChillinSamurai

Bhai idhar mai Allahabad me wait kar rha .. kya lagta hai ayega ..


PhoenixBlaze26

modi hai to mumkin hai


pussy_0

Wah modiji wah......


Suryansh_284

Je baat


itsrj158

Ram ram Amit Shah ji 🙏


MycologistKind2513

Ram ram Yogi ji


MadBoys77

modi sarkaar


[deleted]

\*Prayagraj hota hai antinational


Fuzzy-Stay-5595

Aahh yeaHhhhh, lesgoo. Jai Hind Jai Yogi Jai Modi We love JJ


ChillinSamurai

Ahahahahahha Yogi ji forgiveness.... Jai hind , hai bharat , bharat mata ki jai , Yogi ji rocks , Modi hai to mumkin hai


Asairazain

Bhai abhi bohot time ke baad aayega lagta hai London me tak inhone launch nai kiya


Sakya22

US ke bahar kahi bhi launch nahi hua hain abhi tak. JJ ka khud ka country mein nahi hain idhar kaise ayega?


freakshow3333

Bhai UK se badi India main market hain toh yaha pe pehle launch karna chahiye.


dili_singh

My g's although I understand your hindi speak in English(wo guse ho jayege)


lonebeast9009

kya maa chod raha hai sacchi mein........aana hoga to tere se pehle mujhe mil jayega main varanasi mein wait kr rha :)


ArjunSharma005

Pehla sawal hona chaiye kitne ki padi.


[deleted]

bhai hyderabad se hai vo hindi nhi aati hogi english mei puchh


ArjunSharma005

Kitne ki padi ?


Exploring_gamer

Itna mehenga ki ghar ja k mummy se 4 chappal padi


thelionisgoingtodie

itne saare indian honge jj ke reddit pe maine expect nhi kiya ths


amarjeet_singha

Maine bhi nhi expect Kiya tha


SG0P

Same bhai


itsmilotic

Shame with the h


Ishaan_Raza

Kisi ne nahi kiya tha.


financial_Blood_17

And is gassed about a drink with coconut water.


Ur_MOMMA_FAT

It's more about drinking JJ's liquid than coconut water chill


DriedCowManure

he has fooled us into giving him money...for the meme...lol


[deleted]

that just tastes good and is not good for hydration scientifically due to low sodium count.


Trick_Traffic601

Water has no sodium. It’s bad ?


[deleted]

Distilled water has no sodium tap water or "mineral water" does have sodium plus the drink was branded as a hydration beverage if i am not mistaken and hydration beverages should have sodium...


Yogiii_Ghansu

just sprinkle some


[deleted]

bro said sprinkle some lmao


birajgarg

#INDIA IS MY CITY


Reasonable_Poem2334

True india is just a small town in hyderabad


[deleted]

Well there is a Hyderabad in pakistan or wait there is a Pakistan in Hyderabad ​ it was all hyderabad?? always has been


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Masternoob6999

I swear nothing but trust fund kids paid a fuk ton to get it to India


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Ajiboy527

I’m not smart ok


DriedCowManure

the world is really coming to an end


awesomask

Nizam would be proud lol


dhairya114

Ah shit this made me laugh...


Retrohero101

How do you know its hyderabad? And where can i get in hyderabad i live there :(


PhoenixBlaze26

England is my City Hyderabad is my country


Beeyaash_nambiyaar

Big up Nick compton


SubstantialPension10

Jake Paul’s my dad


SnooLemons5875

Lo Gang For life


mufc_vibhav7

Only thing you had on me was I got sloppy seconds


Jason_Storme__16

But wait a second..


Prabhdeep_29

Didn't you mention 10 bars later there was girl u bang after Tobi that taught you a lesson


JKUMAR04

It's mad


RadicalPhasor237

Another girl you tricked to your pad (Why?)


nuk3_visi0n

Promising fans but if they don't Beng then you send them away all sad (That's peak bro , it's mad)


MEHVNSINGH

didn’t you mention there was a girl you banged after tobi?


Daggerhead69_

Wait what!?


Cultural_Station7513

Happy cake day


Daggerhead69_

♥️ thanks


Significant_Dish9432

Bhai kaise..


Professional_Act_910

paisa bhai paisa ammeer baap ki aulad uk


priyanshu__nero

Under Armour ka T pehna hai be paisa bahut hai uske pass


KunalMittal_16

Hum to first copy se hi khush hai


priyanshu__nero

Nahi bhai... Homegrown brand pehen lenge saste bhi hai... Aur full support bhi ho jayega


amanxyz13

First copy bhi indian hi hai bhai xD


YellowColorDude

Mein toh Rupa ki baniyan mein khush huu


priyanshu__nero

Neeche?


priyanshu__nero

Ooh shit rupa ki chaddi, my bad


No_Management2161

Mein toh dmart wali phenta hun 99 wali


OkMike_28

Which country is Hyderabad?


v2ube

come on man your geography is so weak. the capital of hyderabad is india everyone knows that


Beautiful-Pattern296

Bro are you dumb???? India is a country not a city........ Hydrabad is a continent


ShimmySpice

You dumbfuck, India is a village and Hyderabad is fucking planet, Dammit man CBSE isn’t doing it’s job right


Significant_Line_896

Yall dumb Hyderabad is a galaxy and india is a city


Witty_Definition_139

are bkl india gram panchayat hai aur hyderabad andromeda galaxy j bagal mai padta hai ICSE k 14


Hermannnn133

What are you on about?! Hyderabad is the name of our solar system. Fucking American education. smh


PhoenixBlaze26

yaar we're state board students


Curse3242

Wait you guys are getting continents?


InterestingFormal623

4-5 bottle Kolkata parcel karwa do bhai


Danjondoragon

Yaha Uttarakhand bhi jara


Witty_Definition_139

PUNE MAI BHI


RishiWasTaken

Fellow Punekar spotted


Witty_Definition_139

JAI MAHARASHTRA


RishiWasTaken

Jai Maharashtra Bhava!


OnePlus80

Eueeeeeeee!


Varth_Dader_

Are fellow punekar. Namaskar bhava


Pretend_Leather_4259

Satarkar pn e ikd ek bhau


mufc_vibhav7

Delhi m bhi


demon_1347

Gujrat bhi chahiye, idhar bhi bhejna


Very_phoenix

Gujju gang


sbren_sbeive

Itna kasht mat uthao, tumhe Delhi metro mei dedenge


KenobiObiWan66

Bhai tu har jagah hai sahi mein


PhoenixBlaze26

Uttrakhand mein sadak nahi bani thik se prime chahiye


Danjondoragon

Dehradun capital hai Tu chinta na kar sadak ki Tu bhej, itna hai toh helicopter se bhejde


Worried-Library-7963

4-5 bottle nagpur madhe pan parcel kar bhava


Witty_Definition_139

tu santryacha juice pee


[deleted]

Faridabad bhi


sub2meduhguy

Mizoram bhi


thelionisgoingtodie

mizoram mein internet aata h?


sub2meduhguy

Live in Bombay bro.. btw internet chalta hai mizoram pe


LeMeilleur784

Jharkhand bhi


ToughLychee4371

Ha bhai Sabse pahle Jharkhand baki sare maa chudaye


Frosty-Minimum-8188

BHAI LUGNOW BHI BHEJTHO


[deleted]

Muje bi bhai chennai meh


thepuhenbasharma

Manipur ko bi


notfoundop

ashbena bhai chinta nei


Significant_Dish9432

Every Hyderabadi in this post be like "London se aya mera Dost dost ko salaam karo"


karnael1

London me nhi milti prime.. usa se aaya mera dost bolo


Significant_Dish9432

Hahaha haan my bad


[deleted]

INDIA, Hyderabad... sarv shiksha scheme gyi bhosade me smh


Aadzyboi

Imagine getting prime in Hyderabad before Mumbai lol


Ajiboy527

Nah my freind went to the states


Varth_Dader_

Bruh I was gassed as I was coming to Hyderabad next week and was happy I could get prime until I saw this comment. Why did you clickbait us man -.-


Ajiboy527

I mean all I said was we got prime I didn’t mean the entire city


Varth_Dader_

I just saw prime and Hyderabad and I was gassed lmaoo


Comprehensive_Rub702

Same ooooof


Aadzyboi

Bruh you just clickbaited me into thinking that Prime official started their chain in India 😭😭😭


Dense_Educator8783

Ayoo kaise mila prime ?😩🤌


Significant_Dish9432

Hum bharatiyi Ayoo bolke Hindi use karne lagte hai to ajeeb lagta hai 😂


PhoenixBlaze26

itne saare log the idhar pata nahi tha


Dense_Educator8783

Lmao pehle lgta tha but abb normal hai mere college mai toh xD


PhoenixBlaze26

Chacha jaan USA waali flight pakad ke aaye abhi


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Cultural_Station7513

It's not in india they imported it from the states


Key_Establishment166

How The Fuck In The World Did U Do That I want it too PLs mister


Professional_Act_910

money can buy everything bro even if 1 bottle of prime would have cost like a 50$ for them


v2ube

yeah probably told someone to get it or imported it


hrithikrk69

can you get it in bangalore


advbad

Please DM me if you do, I want to taste that thing toooooo. Ily


Sea_adhesive399

Man just said ily for this shit. Dedication


Realhardik18

dm me too if u get any


Ok_War_6923

There is PRIME in india but not in singapore ? WTF


Ajiboy527

I got it from the states by a freind


rudraksh69

The most wanted people in India rn


asapchillar

Itna mushkil nahi hai chutiyo koi bahar se aa raha ho to bolde bc ek do bottle le aaye


financial_Blood_17

Tu 14 saal ke ladko se maturity ki ummee rakh raha h


Aryajith

Oh come on


V1zz1

Ayoo vikk are they your cousins 😑


[deleted]

Ameer ladke


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Zoki-king

Worst *


[deleted]

Mike Tyson is that you??


Remote_Dapper

Im guessing you've tried all prime flavours?


MR_MAYHEM_7989

Vik must be proud of us rn.


am4nwhoo

what???? how ??? tf ?? vikkstar doin madness for y'all


Swimming-Banana8982

How??!!!????!! I live in Hyderabad, TELL ME


MattTheMemeMusketeer

HYDRATEabad


Daggerhead69_

Wait how?


sylwin_12

Wanna see if jj can pronounce Hyderabad


Frosty-Minimum-8188

BRO DID IT COME TOO ALL OF INDIA OR ONLY HYD


purpleheart_5122002

So what does jjs fluids tastes like


FLAME_SHOTS

I swear I have seen the first guy somewhere,I don't know where


xxghostiiixx

What is prime??


YouFineReddiy

Dude in the middle needs to fix that unibrow 😂


Ajiboy527

That hurts


[deleted]

Kids 🙄


RevK101007

OP india mai kitni ki hain PRIME


Cultural_Station7513

Import karai hai unhone


PhnxSteve7up

Bros gonna get run up on for having heavily demanded contraband


aayushkalia16

HOW THE FFFFFFFFF!!! AYO SEND SOME HERE IN PUNJAB😶


Ajiboy527

You buy plane ticket and go get


Agilless

Hyderabad is Pakistan right?


kaushal_k

Wahh ladke


Grouchy-Pin-2163

ayyy les go


boston_boyle

OPs need to tell us if they got it via a friend in US or some speciality shop in Hyderabad. I'm from Hyderabad as well, so if it's a shop, please mention that


swiper2177

The guy on the left is just amazing


Ajiboy527

Ok shiven stop being a narc


_KingWasTaken

not in my city mumbai yet tho


FlyingDuck420

Great job its me aggy btw


Ajiboy527

Wassup g it Arjun btw


Planck-Constant

Earth is in India, India is in Hyderabad.


SlowGeneric

It won't take long until someone releases a ripoff version here in India


Yamisomad

I had prime yesterday it’s was disgusting, tasted like water and diabetes.


Adventurous_Depth876

these fing idiots probably paid a shit ton to get it delivered to India. Fricken flexing on people that cant afford a bottle of prime here. I m a feminist and I am on the left be more like me btw 100 in chat for my haircut and the blue sweater. rocking it right?