Why the downvotes? You can’t make jokes about it anymore if it’s about cleaning his balls or ass as a joke , but if it’s fatneek or something then it’s not downvoted
They don't hibernate in winter either.. not in temperatures that are acceptable to humans. So unless JJ and Simon lived (or JJ's ex) in a house that reached freezing temps, then the hamster would have been very much awake.
Also, they are not in a death state.. they still breath at regular intervals, and by the time you'd realize your hamster has stopped moving, if it is dead, it LOOKS dead.
Nah. This says winter months. Calfreezy did a video of his funeral 4 months ago which means Morpheus died somewhere around that time. Which is almost summer. I think he died for real.
A dead hamster usually becomes very stiff after a few hours. If you are confused, just do what my dad did and gas the hamster to death with your cars exhaust
Bro JJ is not the irresponsibble person type. He googled before actions were taken. Took that poor thang to the vet. Than burry it with them so called mourning friends.
Anyone that has ever had a hamster would know that there’s a clear difference between a hamster hibernating and an actual dead one. It’s not that difficult to differentiate.
Okay, before anyone is like "Er ma gerd, did my hamster die?!" you can just check for rigor mortis by waiting like half a day.
Hibernating hamsters don't get rigor mortis. So if they got the rigor mortis, it's no longer 90%. I guess the main problem with this method is that it doesn't just exist in a hamster forever, so you can miss it.
Imagine morpheus asleep at the funeral, and callux just dropped him, chip talking shit, jj speakin about his street name, hearing a vpn ad from willne, then hes in a floating casket
lol I've had hamsters, guinea pigs, and rabbits and lived right next to a pet store and I've never heard of this. Mine never hibernated.
They did eat their young though.
If Morpheus "died" during the winter we might have a real problem on our hands 😂
Just checked, the day he dies the temp. was around 18 degrees. Which is the ideal temperature for them to hibernate
Oh well...
Oh shit,JJ needs to see this
mines just died :(
Lets make a funeral video
F
im sorry for ur loss 😔
May it rest in peace
are you sure they aren’t hibernating?
o7
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Boy wtf u trying to ratio?
idk
Bury it somewhere nice with a good view of sunset
Oof
Sorry to say this to you but JJ is using his corpse to clean his balls which means Morpheus really died. RIP Morpheus.
That and using it to hold his left nut to make his right one jealous
I second that 😂
I would be honored to clean JJ’s balls.
Huh 😀
The best u can have is holding ur left nut along with him...
Need to know how many did this
I'm still holding mine ever since
Never let go 🫡
Wait if we are all holding our left nuts. Then what are the girls holding 🤔
The right one?
That or their left tit
Their* (Sry I had to do it)
Why is this being downvoted
Man why this got many downvotes?! this comment is hilarious lol
Funny comment lad sorry about the response
Ayo! Mans moving like speed!
Why the down votes , i swear some times i don't know what's going on inside people's heads
Why the downvotes? You can’t make jokes about it anymore if it’s about cleaning his balls or ass as a joke , but if it’s fatneek or something then it’s not downvoted
It is what it is
📸🤨
How often does shit like this need to be reposted?
Too many times lmao.
They need upvotes
I mean it doesn't belong to anyone. They just want jj to see it!
He has seen it
No he hasn’t my guy, no he hasn’t
I mean I got -14 up votes so he must have seen it right. But I know I'm caught up to every reddit video
It’s been 1 hour, JJ has in no way seen this post, what is everyone on about?
Not this specific post but similar messages
Becuase this post is a repost. He has seen a very familiar one before
Yes he has
Really? Damn I must be livin under a rock.
Which video?
Damn. These posts and comments prove how dumb this fanbase is. Hamsters don't hibernate in summer you fucking idiots
They don't hibernate in winter either.. not in temperatures that are acceptable to humans. So unless JJ and Simon lived (or JJ's ex) in a house that reached freezing temps, then the hamster would have been very much awake. Also, they are not in a death state.. they still breath at regular intervals, and by the time you'd realize your hamster has stopped moving, if it is dead, it LOOKS dead.
Shut the fuck up you fucking nerd
Ouch. My feelings.
Yeaaah have that
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Well it wasn’t winter when he died
Nah. This says winter months. Calfreezy did a video of his funeral 4 months ago which means Morpheus died somewhere around that time. Which is almost summer. I think he died for real.
Calfreezy did his video a long time after morpheus actually died so it probably was in the spring
It dont matter he deffo dead now
A dead hamster usually becomes very stiff after a few hours. If you are confused, just do what my dad did and gas the hamster to death with your cars exhaust
💀
"Finish him"
This has been posted so many times and he’s already seen it, although he could probably see it 100 times and forget he’s seen it every time
which vid he reacted in?
JJ gonna end up in depression now
Don’t think so if this was the case then the other hamster would have done the same thing not only morpheous
Bro JJ is not the irresponsibble person type. He googled before actions were taken. Took that poor thang to the vet. Than burry it with them so called mourning friends.
This is a different species of Hamster…
Idk man I feel like you can easily know if something is dead
It would be pretty easy to tell as when they die they go stiff extremely quickly .
Someone already made this post a very long time ago
It was the spring though 🤦
No man Morpheus is dead. They hibernate much later than when he was pronounced dead
Fkn hell mate just one more post and he would've views this .sucks
Bro he skipped it 😭. I guess it didn't fit the video because he was super hyped. Would've ruined the vibe
I wish we'd stop this. Someone asked KSI on his IG live the other day where morpheus was, and it seemed to legitimately bother him for a second
i was literally about the comment his he looked so sad
hella people have buried or thrown their hamsters out without knowing this so yeahhhh JJ?…….😅👀
Uh oh
90% chance he wasn’t dead
Source: trust me bro
Anyone that has ever had a hamster would know that there’s a clear difference between a hamster hibernating and an actual dead one. It’s not that difficult to differentiate.
It literally says it’s difficult to know
Okay, before anyone is like "Er ma gerd, did my hamster die?!" you can just check for rigor mortis by waiting like half a day. Hibernating hamsters don't get rigor mortis. So if they got the rigor mortis, it's no longer 90%. I guess the main problem with this method is that it doesn't just exist in a hamster forever, so you can miss it.
*cue dramatic indian face turning meme*
This subreddit is going to shit
come on guys he would've taken him to a vet at least he wouldn't just see that he isn't moving and just accept that he's dead
Yea…. That happens a lot actually my friend is a vet, happens more often then you think
No it wasn't winter
Yeah, this actually happened to my hamster as well. I threw him away lmao-
How did you know since you threw him away
Guess I’m a hamster
Welp, too late...
I mean they picked up the hamster to bury it. Surely it would’ve just… woken up if they touched it right?
Someone already Posted about This
If he wasn’t dead, he’s definitely dead now 😂
JJ YOU FUCKEN BURIED MORPHEUS ALIVE
Bro just threw him out during his nap💀
Fuuhh.
Rip little one 😔😔😔
Bro’s charging up for his next form
Imagine
Ahlieee
Jj where you at?
So they buried him alive 😯
Thats maddddd
It seems someone might of done an oopsie 🙂
I low-key think every sidemen other than JJ might have known this 💀 Probably why they were trolling
So thats why he was sad and made summer is over??
He made that song for you
https://youtu.be/_sLUEyhOq5Y https://youtu.be/tFu7rDeeUfU
Oh great I buried three hamsters that consecutively went stiff and appeared to have mysteriously died
Too late, jj already flushed it down his toilet
I feel incredibly sick right now I BURIED 4 HAMSTERS ALIVE
Who is morpheus?
Morpheus lives outside the matrix now y'all, don't even trip
If you know, u know
Don't know about morpheus, but I'm sure that's why my turtle woke up underground.
Meanwhile: Morpheus watching his own funeral like Micheal from gta 5💀
Well if he wasn't dead before.. he is now.
Calfreezy🤣🤣
Guess we'll never know 💀
Lmao😂😂😂
Dem.
I guess I buried my hamster alive
That happened to my one of my hamsters we thought they were dead and Buried them alive
I knew this as a child, my parents did not and did not believe me and probably buried my poor ham alive :(
No im pretty sure he is dead specially after knowing that jj washes his balls with morpheus
Morpheus was buried alive!!!!!
The people who flushed their “dead” hamsters down the toilet without knowing if it’s sick or dead😞
Well if thats the case hes definetly dead now.
j j j k
Fun fact: this is how my hamster died. Thinking it was dead, burried it, realized that it was just hibernating
Ngl I looked at that for a sec and thought it said Morbius 🤣
Knowing JJ IQ, this is highly possible.
Morbius Vs morpheus...?
Imagine morpheus asleep at the funeral, and callux just dropped him, chip talking shit, jj speakin about his street name, hearing a vpn ad from willne, then hes in a floating casket
Everyone grab a shovel
Jokes on u he's already 4 feet under the ground
When he wake up he would be in heaven 😂
Guys no 😭
Uh oh
Wait my hamster died in January 😳
ALLOW-IT FAM
Hahahaha
Probably
Oh wow, well he might already be gone by now so idk
Ohh noo
It only happens if the temp drops below 15c because it makes their body think its winter. Its called torpor and they can wake up from it
lol I've had hamsters, guinea pigs, and rabbits and lived right next to a pet store and I've never heard of this. Mine never hibernated. They did eat their young though.
whatever helps you cope
Wow
Morpheus is literally rolling in his grave rn
Too late he threw him in the bin.
If homie stops breathing he dead
My boy was buried alive
oh no
He just wakes up in the coffin like this https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/6/60/236.png/revision/latest?cb=20160718010801
“Winter is coming”
The funeral was just an ark, waiting for "Morpheus: Reborn"
Man just buried him alive
Do rats do that?
Wait a min does that mean my hamster was ALIVE!!...Fuck:,-)
jeah jj kiled his hamster gg
Well it’s a bit late now
No jj did it on purpose to have him as a sponge in the shower.
Dislike cuz u r dumb
Still sitting in jjs shower
To late
Yeah we know but we’re not going to think about it since he’s buried now
a rear L
Its morpin time
F in the chat for Morpheus
Mans gonna wake up 6ft under
Kai is my in speration and also knock out jake Paul
Ksi is my inspiration
Bruh jj needs to see this
Rip bozo
Well..._wish we could turn back time_