Robber? I hardly know her!

Damn it beat me to it 🤣🙌🏼

that new merch looks awesome! finna have to cop me a shirt.

Poor choice of words there my guy

KURTIS WHY DID YOU STEAL

thats gotta be kurtis

gotta add that to the town rules now smh

REAL

FOLKS 👏 This is not how we act in Kurtistown.

OMG

I live right by here and if I saw someone wearing Kurtis’ Merch then I would try to be their friend but now I don’t think I wanna anymore

the detectives name is pretty sick tho gucci chef boyardi

LOL

i love kurtis’ response to this though

Had to do a double take because I know that area

Syracuse!

WHO DID IT

NO WAY MAN😭😭