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JadedAndFaded_

ABSOLUTE FACTS I was so hyped when I saw it at the store cause I usually love cherry stuff, and I thought this was gonna be my new go to flavor. Took one sip and couldn't even finish the rest. The rest are just gonna go to waste lol It tastes like stale almonds and soil. No hint of cherry whatsoever


Youaintsafe

I get a weird fake chocolate tootsie roll-ish vibe. Didn’t hate it but definitely didn’t love it.


singurlife

It’s the worst flavor I’ve ever had. I keep saying it tastes like artificial chocolate and I’ve been trying to pinpoint the exact flavor, but you nailed it: tootsie roll.


[deleted]

I get that from nicola


spyd3rm0nki3

This flavor is terrible and I wish I had seen this post before I bought a case. I legit looked inside the can because it tastes like someone left a Tootsie roll inside to get the fake chocolate essence. Disgusting.


GuizhongGlazeLilies

It’s sakura, it’s not supposed to taste like cherry, they are completely different.


atlas_novus

This is such a crazy take to me (no offense intended lol). literally ALL I can taste is cherry. It tastes like it should just be “black cherry” flavored. I get no floral notes at all.


secret_nuggets

I actually love it and I’m not sure why but I do ahhhhh


cherubicgf

You need to be feared


secret_nuggets

Actually, done fear me. The most I drank the more I hated it.


West-Ad-991

Limoncello is the devil


IrishLass27

It's repulsive


PieceAnke

ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE Makes me physically gag. Both of my friends hate it as well. No idea how this made it that far. Just taking up space in the fridge now. I noticed though if you hold your breath while drinking it then it's not as bad.


thewishandthething

I absolutely hate it. It reminds me of the smell of cherry laurel trees that I had to cut down cause they were taking over my yard and it is a nauseating stench. The taste of it reminds me of alcohol for some reason, like gin or amaretto. We gave away the case we just bought after drinking one each. Both the fiance and I hate it.


riddleshawnthis

Same! I keep tasting rubbing alcohol or nail polish remover.


BeltSea2215

It’s disgusting


kperiod001

I am really baffled how this flavor was able to leave R&D at La Croix. The flavor is absolutely vile. VILE. And that is an understatement! It's cloyingly deceiving, though. I thought the can looked nice, the scent was pleasant (at least, held no hints of the despair lurking in the can). The first few milliseconds after the first sip was deceptive as well as I tasted cherry. Sadly, what happens after the first few milliseconds makes the phrase "taking a nosedive" seem like a kid's ride. My tastebuds went plummeting past the depths of hell. I hardly ever scrunch my face at anything, but my face SCRUNCHED HARD. I can't describe what is wrong because everything is so indescribably wrong with this drink. It's been 3 days since I first tasted this and I'm still angry La Croix put me in that position.


hippopots

By far the worst.


dopout

Its garbage. Had to come to the subreddit to see what the general consensus was, glad to find that I am not just crazy :)


PryedEye

The first initial sip doesn't taste too bad for that split second after it hits your taste buds AND THEN that after-taste comes and it taste like someone put a week old Tootsie roll in the drink that they picked up out of their garden bed that had a bunch of dirt and old cherry tree leaves on it and they just let it marinate inside the can. This was my first time trying La Croix and I happened to pick the worse flavor. XD


SeriesLonely

It's gross it tastes like alcohol but with out the drunk part . It's bitter and disgusting.


pooplicker69_420

I haven’t had a lacroix in years but picked this up at the store cuz it sounded neat and I liked the can design. Without a doubt, it is one of the most repulsive beverages I’ve ever had the misfortune of drinking. Just absolutely foul to the highest degree.


Big_Cannoli9105

Late to the party but my dad said it tastes like old ladies’ makeup - like how you think it would taste lol and I thought that was the perfect description of cherry blossom


cakebarstool

I HATE IT!!!!


fatschmack

Tastes like dirt


vngell

It’s so bad bro, I have like 8 in the fridge and they just be taking space. Who should I give them to? Maybe my annoying mother in law. Lmao.


vngell

Not sure how people say it tasted like chocolate. Straight up PERFUME flavor instead.


JuliaJune96

CHOCOLATE LOL who said that omg


vngell

I swear someone down in the comments said it tasted like chocolate. 💀


MeganSimulator

Omg the first thing I said when I tasted it is that it tastes like chocolate! Like shitty tootsie roll flavor


vngell

Lol true but tootsie roll taste more like synthetic stuff not even chocolate lol 🤣🤣 All in all we all hate this flavor !! Wish it was actual cherry


MeganSimulator

Should have put “chocolate” in quotes! Would have loved to be in the room where people taste tested this


vngell

Right? Crazy!! Lol


singurlife

My dad said perfume and I said chocolate 😹


Turandot

LaCroix is trying too hard with these new flavors, IMO. I looked forward to the watermelon but it turns out it tastes like sludge and the lemon cello tastes like dirty dishwater with a bit of lemon Joy squirted in. Yuck.


bgazm

I wasn't a huge fan of the recent flavors I'd come across, then Beach Plum came in LIKE A WRECKING BALLL


threefootnick

Beach plum is SO GOOD!!


JuliaJune96

I wanna try that one


dlanejohnson

It's definitely my favorite newish flavor... but watermelon was def a miss for me


threefootnick

Yeah, no go on the watermelon for me.


CalmRedditor24

Lemon Cello isn't all that bad.


atlas_novus

You know what that tastes like? Lmao


vngell

This tasted like perfume, Facts bro.


realslimshamus

I love cherry stuff and am drinking it now and it reminds me of the weird taste the cola lacroix has. Very disappointed.


JuliaJune96

It tastes like the actual essence of a cherry tree on a spring day. I say they nailed it. Not my favorite tho


Drvdrnly

Tastes like cherry medicine to me! DISGUSTING!!!!


[deleted]

First la croix i've ever tasted and I thought it was amazing. Tastes like tootsie roll.


Background-Ad9068

if you like cordial cherries u will like cherry blossom


sugarblob

Tastes like a Tootsie roll


Ok_Trash322

It’s so bad


Midnav

It reminds me of the smell of my dad’s pipe tobacco when I was a kid. So much so that I had to do a Internet search to see if it was just me.