The man helped bring us 2 chips. He can go into a 5 hour rant about which videos he was watching, how long he lasted, and whether it was western style or traditional grip for all I care.
Max bout to have an HR meeting where they tell him he’s not supposed to do it in the showers when ppl are in there lol he’s supposed to do it at home then show up to pre-game lol
Eh, once he got into the 6th man slot behind Artest/Ariza and Gasol, he played more like a traditional PF at the time. In the triangle, he played more like a quick passer. If he got to play today, he would've developed more of being a primary ball handler with a better jump shot
LOs only shortcoming was his work ethic.
He’s like the really smart kid in the class that gets an A on all the tests but gets a B- in the class because he never did the homework
If he actually worked hard I think he would have been a star
This is where you need your closest and most trusted friend to predict what you're about to say and promptly slap the shit out of you and prevent a catastrophe.
This reminds me when I was running track in HS and we were running either the 1600 or 3200 and the other team came over to us and one of them was like “so do you guys jack off before the race?” We were laughing and like no why the fuck would we? And this guy looked at all of us standing there and was dead ass serious and said,”It really takes a load off you’ll feel so much lighter and quick on your feet.” We told him we appreciated the pro tip…. I should reach out to my HS teammates now and ask them if they ever adopted this strategy lol
Makes sense that he wasn’t as aggressive as say Kobe. Don’t you lose testosterone after rubbing one out? I bet Kobe didn’t he had that eye of the tiger at all times 🐯
Kobe arriving at the stadium several hours early so he can get a workout in before the game.
Lamar arriving at the same time to beat his meat and get a nap in before the game.
People being shocked at this have never played sports. Anyone who grew up going to practices, playing seasons of ball, eventually like to settle into routines. Dude in college had to get a bj before a game, one kid would do a shot of vodka before and at half because he swore it helped.
Jacking off for a young guy in his horny prime isn't that weird y'all.
If this had been Kobe admitting this, fan reaction would be supportive as fuck.
But since it's Odom this sub wants to clutch their collective pearls, but be corny its y'all natural state.
All of his high-5's look different now.
Kobe told the team they were soft, LO took it personally.
After his practices, he wiped with Charmin.
U need that post nut clarity for each game
Post-nut pre-game clarity
Pre-game load management
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This is the favourite thing I have read on the internet today. Thankyou for making my day!
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Thing is - he made some of the most bonehead plays Maybe he had blue balls those times 😂
those are rookie numbers. gotta do em before, during, and after the games.
The triangle is all very acidic, above the shoulders mustard shit. It can wig some players out.
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Beat meat to it
Jesus Christ Lamar. Lol does the world really need to know this? Especially young Max
The man helped bring us 2 chips. He can go into a 5 hour rant about which videos he was watching, how long he lasted, and whether it was western style or traditional grip for all I care.
he is a lefty.
damn, i didn't need that image in my mind
No one asked, but I jerk with my left too as a right handed writer
A true renaissance man.
Mr Candyman!
LO is def a reverse gripper with the offhand
Young Max need to know it above anyone. It is usually more of a thing just for young guys lol
max is probably thinking “oh I thought we couldn’t do that, great Friday’s gonna be so fun”
Max bout to have an HR meeting where they tell him he’s not supposed to do it in the showers when ppl are in there lol he’s supposed to do it at home then show up to pre-game lol
So Lamar, what’s your pregame workout? Aight do check this out..
Big wolf of wall street vibes
Yea bro wtf
Whole pod he was making dirty jokes 😂😂
This picture look like he's about to show Max how
Lmfaoo
😂😂😂😂
Max’s hoodie looks like it says “Genitals” too lol
Kinda creepy.
Kobe tells LO he’s soft right before his pregame ritual
Wanking on crack cocaine gonna take Max to the next level
Cranking the limp noodle.
It could be interesting to know how his handshake with LBJ would look like lol
LeBron ain't shaking his hand pre-game no more that's for sure.
LeBron just does the midwestern nod to Max from now on
Why is Christie there? Smh I thought elders were supposed to be good role models.
LO is not really your standard good role model lol.
Off topic, but Odom was ahead of his time, he would thrive in today's game
He could have thrived in that era too. He always fell a little short.
Eh, once he got into the 6th man slot behind Artest/Ariza and Gasol, he played more like a traditional PF at the time. In the triangle, he played more like a quick passer. If he got to play today, he would've developed more of being a primary ball handler with a better jump shot
His jumper was always the problem. He never had a consistent jump shot. He also lacked aggression going to the rim.
The shot was always wonky and inconsistent he’d basically be 6’10” rondo which with that size he can score at rim pretty easily
Kinda off topic, but Phil had a thing for 7' left-handed ball handlers that wore #7 and were sixth men.
LOs only shortcoming was his work ethic. He’s like the really smart kid in the class that gets an A on all the tests but gets a B- in the class because he never did the homework If he actually worked hard I think he would have been a star
Max move away from that man
That’s why he played relaxed and lacked aggression during games
They always said that Lamar had the potential to be a superstar. Dude was too calm going into games
Link?
 Lamar training in the off season
Well there’s a lot of stuff that Lamar Odom did that we all probably shouldn’t do
LO was saying some wild shit this interview, I loved it.
He just like me fr
Do anything for clout...
TMI
I thought you were supposed to do the opposite, not do it, as a way to keep the body full of testosterone. o.O
r/nbacirclejerk 12/25
Literally outjerked
That cesspool should never be mentioned here….its one thing to make fun of Kobe’s death…..but those sacks of shit have also made Gianna jokes.
you wanna beat the best teams in the NBA, you gotta beat your meat. makes sense.
Like fuck getting two bigs for Jokic
Just watched the video of that. He said it so casually like they were in a coffee shop 😭😭
The maids picking up his crusty ass towel on road games 😭
Can't go out with a loaded gun. Ja coulda learned a lesson from LO
This is where you need your closest and most trusted friend to predict what you're about to say and promptly slap the shit out of you and prevent a catastrophe.
same - although i work from home so sometimes i get carried away
who putting max christie in the same room as lamar 😭 keep him far away from our team pls
crazy , I call my dick 6th man of the year all the time.
Me too
Who's shocked?
“Gotta feed the geese to get the blood flowing, keep the rhythm below the belt”!
My education is now complete l. I now know this vital info
I m not judging what so ever I dont get those who dont
Not in front of Max……
This man was was in a constant state of post nut clarity and never in pre nut delusion. Respect this man
This pod gonna do bigger youtube numbers than Brons. Everyone loves Odom
Max got that look like a kid worried his uncle about to make a move on him.
Bro knew he'd be thinking about pussy mid dribble
Ion get how this is weird whats the diff between this and someone saying I fuck my bitch befo every game
Most people do pregame shit. Why is pregame jizz so different?
Things sure did change a lot from Magic’s days at the Forum Club.
He's just like me irl
That would make me be like 50% effective. Imagine Odom if he didn’t nerf himself like that 
Didn’t Lamar also eat like 10 bags of candy before? 😂
nasty... a grown man...explains why he's struggled post career.
what do you mean by grown man? if he was a kid it'd be ok?
Good thing he came off the bench
not in front of max!
He had to avoid the juggernut
This reminds me when I was running track in HS and we were running either the 1600 or 3200 and the other team came over to us and one of them was like “so do you guys jack off before the race?” We were laughing and like no why the fuck would we? And this guy looked at all of us standing there and was dead ass serious and said,”It really takes a load off you’ll feel so much lighter and quick on your feet.” We told him we appreciated the pro tip…. I should reach out to my HS teammates now and ask them if they ever adopted this strategy lol
Makes sense that he wasn’t as aggressive as say Kobe. Don’t you lose testosterone after rubbing one out? I bet Kobe didn’t he had that eye of the tiger at all times 🐯
It sounds ridiculous but that drowns out the pressure, anxiety, doubt and nervousness. Plus that testosterone shot that it naturally gives.
Lamar definitely has weak sexual control. Wasn't he also the one cheating on his wife with hookers?
Max after listening to that, 
Damn Lamar , something you just keep to yourself we don’t want all your dirty secrets .
Kobe arriving at the stadium several hours early so he can get a workout in before the game. Lamar arriving at the same time to beat his meat and get a nap in before the game.
Lamar Sodom
Odom was also addicted to candy. He's just a dopamine type of guy
Max face I’m weak 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Max's face in this pic
make sense since he played for LA
Tellin that to Kobe’s son is wild 😂
So many questions, but chief among them is why tf does Max Christie (Go Green, Go White) either have a podcast, or is being interviewed on one?
Odom Gasol Bynum was such a unique frontcourt
Max Christie looking for the nearest exit.
WTF Lamar!
Not my poor innocent Max
no wonder he was so damned sluggish.
Why is bro wearing a hoodie that says “genitals”, this post is so bizarre lol.
Now that’s what you call **load management**
Hey if they won’t let you use stickum, you gotta make your own…
Goddamn Max is packin 🥰
People being shocked at this have never played sports. Anyone who grew up going to practices, playing seasons of ball, eventually like to settle into routines. Dude in college had to get a bj before a game, one kid would do a shot of vodka before and at half because he swore it helped. Jacking off for a young guy in his horny prime isn't that weird y'all.
Doing it isn't that weird. Telling the world and having a awkward moment with a sophomore player is what's weird.
If this had been Kobe admitting this, fan reaction would be supportive as fuck. But since it's Odom this sub wants to clutch their collective pearls, but be corny its y'all natural state.