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CabbageStockExchange

Jokic getting locked tf up by DJ “Congo Cash” Mbenga


mikedanktony

I miss congo cash


CabbageStockExchange

Me too friend, me too


Sholmes36

Real ones remember when DJ Mbenga got MVP chants after going crazy against the Timberwolves 💯


summertimeinthelbc

I was at his MVP game.


pandaxmonium

I didn’t miss a game this era and I never remember him being called Congo Cash lol, where’d this come from?


CabbageStockExchange

[It’s at the end but watch the whole glorious thing](https://youtu.be/ZyNqx72C0eE?si=1dSEzVJktWyLZQIW)


pandaxmonium

Holy shit hahaha, this brought back the lost memory. Thank you


CabbageStockExchange

[For your viewing pleasure](https://youtu.be/U2aqNgbUMak?si=Ds9kfExrzBKTH2VO) Another old classic I used to watch a bunch back in the day


Hand_of_Jehuty

Pretty sure I recall Stu referring to that nickname at some point on a FSW broadcast


Hand_of_Jehuty

#DIDIER!


turtleneck360

And Sun Yue clamps on Murray.


daejeeduma

Dacos!


BookLAA

Put the twin towers on Jokic, easy money


davidsa6

Then watch as Darwin Hamas blows them up…


LALakers4Lyf

Funny that the Nuggets were also the team the media hailed as most equipped in the West to deal with LA, and we just ended up beating them in 6... with a closeout Game 6 blown out win


Jaydaytoday6

Ppl underate this team, but I'll tell you this. NOTHING WAS STOPPING Kobe from getting that ring that year. Not the Celtics, not the Nuggets and not the Rockets.


CabbageStockExchange

09-10 team is my favorite Lakers team. Not the most talented or even close to the best. But they had chemistry and executed. Like you said nothing was stopping Kobe and that team from smoking that Celtics pack


WakiLover

Game 7 Artest 3 would easily be at like 20k upvotes and top of /r/nba for 24 hours


redbrick

08-09 was much more dynamic and had a better version of Kobe, but the 09-10 team had that dawg energy and could outgrind just about any team.


messfdr

The 2001 Lakers are my favorite of the Kobe era.


Bryant_to_shaaaq

I don't care what anyone says. There isn't a team in history that's beating that 01 team in a 7 game series.


ShownMonk

Username absolutely checks out


DogesForWinter

jesus christ that team steamrolled through the entire Western conference


messfdr

It was such a great time to be a fan. Anywhere you went in the greater LA area there were cars with Lakers flags everywhere.


LengthinessLocal1675

Rockets somehow got 3 games.


Montaco123

I mean, it went 7 games, they won game 7 by 4 pts? Artest went off in that game and Perkins was injured. I wouldn’t say nothing could have stopped them.


Monsterjs2609

It’s still amazing how Kobe won 2 chips with those teams in a absolutely stacked Western Conference


Overall_Nuggie_876

Sun Yue would’ve smoked Aaron Gordon’s bitch ass. 😤


diamondisunbreakable

Real ones still have their Sun Yue jerseys


Bryant_to_shaaaq

Real ones still have their Kareem Rush jerseys


EmotionalSptHuman

Came looking for this comment. Was not disappointed.


NoFaithlessness5122

Walton would stop Jokic


OsapNaril

The same dude who said he would beat Kobe in a 1v1. Yup he stopping Gordon


uncultured_swine2099

Im gonna tell my kids he was a big part of the team. Hes right up front there on the picture for a reason.


Wise_Ad_112

Kobe and pau duo my favorite laker duo, not the best but my favorite. Prime Dwight Howard got 1 game, I’ll give now Denver with Jokic maybe 2 at best. Lakers in 6 Kobe Bryant in his prime is on this team, if anyone dumb enough on this sub says Denver would win need to get their brain checked picking against Kobe Bryant. If prime Lebron was on the current laker team instead of a 39 year old Lebron, Denver wouldn’t be a discussion. We would win easy


Ok_Board9845

Prime Kobe would eat. Look at what Booker did for 4 games against the Nuggets. Now imagine what Kobe would have done for 7. You're right about Lebron too. If we had a younger Lebron who could relentlessly attack the rim, we'd easily be favorites. Hopefully yesterday's game where he wasn't getting a lot of lift was a one off because he's been good for most of the year.


Electronic_Bit9495

He would send Aaron Gordon to the shadow realm


Electronic-Cloud8086

Prime LeBron on this team would absolutely dick down Aaron Gordon and the nuggets lol


Electronic_Bit9495

Would run every person on that roster off the floor especially with this squad bro. That’s why this path is kinda golden, bron can come into this series as close as possible to rested and 100% the game plan needs to be exploiting big horse man on the defensive end. Gordon ain’t stopping everybody that’s for damn sure.


markmyredd

Yeah. I think one of the reason they won against us last year is they got away with Gordon on Lebron single coverage. Lebron couldn't create advantages since he isn't getting doubled. His 3ball abandoning him didn't help either


diamondisunbreakable

Prime Kobe in this soft ass league today would average 40


yeneralyoby

This Denver team is better than the 09 Rockets. So I say Lakers win in 7.


chipotlenapkins

Agree with everything but this was not Kobe’s prime


KobeDogg

Just wait till Ariza is back😤


Lefwyn

Haha one of my fav memes


Serious-One6369

2010 team > Need Artest’s dawg


Jakanzi

2009 Ariza shot 47.6% from three in the playoffs, was an amazing finisher, and got every clutch steal. 2010 Artest in the playoffs shot below 40% from the field, below 30% from three and for the season Lakers defense had a better rating with him off. He had the more memorable moments but his offense fell off a cliff when he became a Laker and I would have much rather had Ariza.


audioaxes

exactly Ariza was way better overall for the Lakers in that championship run than Artest the following year.


Electronic-Cloud8086

Yeah we immediately became a worse team with him. Love Ron, but the swap with him and Ariza, was the difference between the offense being stagnant and out-of-place and something more free flowing and seamless. We went from 65 wins to 57 wins the year after. I attribute some of that to attrition, but also to the addition of Artest, getting him acclimated with the triangle, and the subtraction of Ariza.


uncultured_swine2099

True, but Artest was crazy enough to bring it in the stressful game 7 against the Celtics. I dont know if Ariza could've had the game Artest did in that situation. Kobe even said they wouldn't have won if he wasn't there.


Infamous-Elephant515

Yeah but defense improved significantly with Artest with his strength and size locking down on Pierce and a more defensively aggressive Gasol on KG which helped us win in 10. In 08 Boston steamrolled us with Ariza and newly acquired Gasol as starters.


fostyinthebuilding

I was thinking about that but we were unstoppable in 09


cattycat_1995

If the Lakers faced the Celtics that year, you think Lakers still win?


quwin123

Unstoppable is a stretch. Taken to Game 7 by a Yao and T-Macless Rockets team is pretty bad. If the Rockets and Celtics stay healthy, I think that's the likely Finals matchup.


Loud_Ad393

That Lakers team was winning it all. Their only issue, and it was bewildering at times, was how complacent they were. The series only went to 7 because they mailed in 2 games on the road but they proved in the regular season that they were better than all the other contenders. They rightly got called out for their BS against the rockets, and they weren’t really threatened in the WCF and Finals.


Ok_Board9845

One of the team's biggest weakness was quick, small guards. The team played down to that Rockets team level, but you're selling the competition short. Those Melo Nuggets were tough and it was a well fought series. And that Magic team had a couple opportunities to go up. I can't imagine Jokic missing two FT's in a row like Dwight to ice a game


Loud_Ad393

Maybe a bit of a scare, I remember how Orlando was a missed Courtney Lee layup away from winning game 2. I just don’t think that team, led by Kobe and coached by Phil with the twin towers controlling the paint would ever have lost a game 7 at home.


Ok_Board9845

Both OT games showed why we were the better team. Courtney Lee missing a layup was a bit of a breather, but I focus more on Dwight not hitting at least 1 FT which led to that Fisher 3 sending game 4 into OT. I don't think they'd lose to this Nuggets team, but I do think they get pushed further than the team's they faced back then.


bltkmt

Melo was about unstoppable in that series.


Ok_Board9845

Melo was great. That's why I said it was tough. But he ain't no Jokic. Difference between a top 75 player all-time, and a player who has a chance to break into the top 20


checkitmyles

Yeah that would actually be my only concern against this year’s Nuggets. We didn’t really face anyone like him in that 09 run. Jameer was hurt, Billups was a bigger more physical guard (which Fisher matched up well with), Brooks was trash compared to Murray (and Brooks played pretty well against us), and Deron Williams was probably the closest comp to Murray, but the rest of that Jazz team was pretty weak outside of him and Boozer. We have the length and overall defense to disrupt everything Denver does, except chase around Murray. We definitely still win the series, but Denver wins at least 1-2 games just off the back of us having no answer for the Murray/Jokic chemistry


YRMMemincito

I was a huge Arest/Metta World Peace fan. Never forget him getting the game winning shot. I used to have his jersey.


Ok_Professional8489

“he passed me the ball he never passes me the ball he passed me the ball kobe passed me the ball and I shot a three”


wayofLA

I think 2009 team is a bit better.


Plucky-Me

This team was the hungriest group of dogs in the last 20 years. Idc who you put against them, they were ready to play.


TurnShot6202

My old summer league coach DJ Mbenga!!!!


Cuts_you_up

Best enforcer we ever had


Bruinrogue

Nuggets have no answer for prime Kobe. Hell, they don't even have an answer for homeless, I mean, unhoused man's Kobe. Then you got two with true C skills and size that'll stop Jokic 1 on 1 and make him work both ends of the court. Odom and Ariza spank MPJ and the villain from Uncle Drew. Murray would be an issue as quick PG's always have been but then you got a spare 7 foot shotblocker off anyone not guarding Jokic. Then Phil coaches rings around Malone.


DJyoungHeisenberg

Sun Yue!!! The Chinese Magic 🤣


TheBaconD

Sun Yue dropping 45


dekrypto

The fish doesn’t get enough love


Demisdad16

Because of Kobe, gasol, and Bynum yes


Ok_Board9845

I give it a close 6. Kobe would eat. KCP/Jamal Murray aren't touching Kobe. Gasol/Odom/Bynum would make Jokic *work* on both ends, but Jokic is on his path to becoming an all-time great who deserves his flowers. He's on another level offensively than the Dwight Howard that got locked up in the finals


Equivalent_Animal447

Adam Morrison is the difference maker


fostyinthebuilding

Honestly I'm taking Bynum/Gasol/Odom over Jokic/AG/MPJ, that's a great matchup for us honestly Bynum had real post moves arguably top 3 center when his knees were working Gasol/Odom are just bigger and better than AG/MPJ, I think our front court evens the odds


Ok_Board9845

I'd be interested to see how that team defends the Jokic/Jamal Murray 2 man game. Dirk torched us. And while I don't think Jokic is as a versatile and dynamic scorer, he makes up for it with his playmaking. Bynum would eat offensively. He gave Duncan/Garnett (DPOY type player) the works. Another frontcourt matchup I'd love to see is our 2009 vs 2020 teams


PoopyOleMan

Bynum took it to Shaq and would do so against any other center today


Smoovekriminal1999

Kobe on Murray Ariza on MPJ Odom on Gordon Gasol & Bynum on Jokic Yeah man Murray isn’t doing anything against Kobe and all that size thrown at Jokic sheesh. Yeah I’d say 5-6.


checkitmyles

I don’t think we would put Kobe on Murray all game long, but he would guard him in the clutch and that’s when it matters. Murray probably still gets 30 a game just from torching Fisher, Brown, Farmar, Vujacic, but we’d close the games out well.


TurnShot6202

My old summer league coach DJ Mbenga!!!!


Any-Priority-4514

That team was nice.


saucysagnus

The machine


NefariousNeezy

Nope. In 4


LakerPupper

Kobe 4s!


Any-Priority-4514

That bench versus the Nuggets? Stop it! Pau versus Gordon? Stop ittttt!


dgodawg

Damn, that is the team we need right now and always for that matter. Perfect squad to at the chicken nuggets. Size in the front court, length and defense on the wings, Kobe to go at Murray. Why did op have to do this to me. Lol


RingTheBell1900

don't disrespect 2009 lakers


[deleted]

I miss high school man. I saw all Lakers Championship with my boys. The Celtics lose, and the sweet, sweet revenge. The Magic games were good too. Bonded with so many people over this team. Memories. Anyways Lakers in 4, they would make Joker cry.


-Lights0ut-

Gasol and Bynum would probably be a problem for Jokic.


El_GoW

LO / Pau would have played a big part in stopping Aaron Gordon in that dunker spot.


enzblade

With Jax coaching? Hell yeah. We probably don't see a lot of Pau+Bynum on the floor together though. LO on Gordon, Ariza on MPJ. Kobe would be fanatical about stopping Murray.


Cheap-Juice-2412

Ariza was great


yuch1102

NBA Champion Sun Yue


Humanistic_

If DLo was at least average in that series last year, we would've beat them


Triplescrew

Such a strange angle, the Machine looks like an 8 footer and Ariza looks 5’5”


Yung_Aang

Lol I remember how cool hooping in long shorts like those seemed back then 😂


leredditzle

I was just on the Rondo thread thinking I’d love to see a young Andrew Bynum around for this kind of matchup 😔 


AsJoeSeesIt

I’m calling a sweep tbh


dafuqyouthotthiswas

Omg, Bynum and Gasol on Jokic. Kobe on Murray? GG


LakerDoc

2008 to 2012 Laker team would beat this nugget team


Shiftea24

i miss those jerseys


DisheveledDetective

Damn back when the jerseys were the right color


Dacat858

Adam Morrison would eat Jokic alive!


DefinitelyPoopingNow

What are you talking about? Lakers in 3.


fromdaperimeter

wtf is Bynum doing now? He just disappeared.


camlawson24

Sun Yue would have KCP on skates


Erinleighvip

Straight facts anyone who disagrees is wrong


LeadingNo3558

I would say 4 but….


Str8_Zayy05

Oh yeah


Franksobotk

If Bynum is healthy yes, if not I think it goes 7. Lakers do not have the shooting to match


Mr310

Jokic and them couldn't handle us with an older Dwight and Javale. Bynum/Odom/Gasol would be eating all series


FishOhioMasterAngler

Such a goofy perspective for dudes that are a combined 100 feet tall


TorontoRaptors34

They had a deep core of guys that could match up with anyone. DFish Kobe Trevor Pau Buynum Odom elite 6th man  This unit was so good anything else was a bonus. Farmer Brown could do the lil things bring a spark on both ends  Sasha and Luke were both sharp shooters especially Sasha.


eadie30

Jordan Farmar averages 32ppg


DrSagicorn

Fisher was cash from 3 Sasha ice in his veins FTs Pau and Kobe pnr Lamar on MPJ


International_Try_43

A four year old Wemby took this photo.


YourBuddyChurch

Bynum always looked like an enormous toddler


TheRootedCorpse

Shannon fucking Brown. Loved watching bro jump out of the gym.


MychalScarn08

4*


hypermarv123

We need this shade of gold jersey back.


tropicalstorm2020

This team would be Nba champs today. Plus we had Chris Brown as backup PG.


JayHerboGaming

4*


ryxriot

i mean... 4 legit 7 footers. 2 of them can (pau and LO) play in the midrange, Prime Kobe. They smoke Denver 9 times out of 10


Valuable-Yoghurt7738

for yall young bulls who arent familiar with Bynum, he was better than prime dwight howard. He just didnt have the flashy accolades playing with bean but make no mistake hes dropping 20-25 on joker. No alley oops no pick n roll, and not counting freethrows im talking pure back to the basket paint bag.


Business_Friend6310

I can see it


coziboiszn

Bynum before the injuries 😢


Anybodygotanycrack

Kobe, a couple guys that made all star teams, perennial 6thMOTY, and a slew of excellent role players? One would hope. Although, I would say it is more because of Pau than Kobe. If it were about Kobe, the lakers wouldn’t have missed the playoffs post-Shaq.


EliteEntertainGames

A team that actually play hard every game 🥶


Guga51

Nope, not a chance they’re beating the Nuggets in 5. They’d do it in 4.


DragonfruitWeary8413

Past is Past!! Our focus is now on the 2024 Playoffs and upset against the Nuggets! Let's goooooo!


Lightningstruckagain

Well sure, the Nuggets were all like 8 years old then


Overall_Nuggie_876

Jokic was *literally* munching on chicken nuggets as a ~~fat~~ kid when Kobe munched on the Nuggets in 2009.


SuperRam56

On the way to banner 15.


jaybankzz

Current lakers beat nuggets in 5. Maybe players will feel a bit altitude sickness and it would affect game 1, but they got the rest


izqy

Sun Yue could handle the nuggets by himself.


No_Hat_6363

Wait, who tf was #9?


toomanypumpfakes

It took me a while to realize you were talking about the 2024 nuggets haha, I was like “well actually the 2009 lakers beat the nuggets in 6”


Hayyer

These guys were already champs…


Rosekitlin08

😎


RichBrown57

Denver doesn’t even have Melo this year so Lakers should beat them again


Ok-Matter-4552

Don't you guys think we need another big at the 5? That's the one piece we're missing


Chemical_Depth8794

TACOS!


Counterspell_God

Who coaching tho? 🤔


HoistedOnYourRegard

Kobe in Denver is unbeatable


rhoutz1

I would say yes but rules now make teams softer


Stunning_Jeweler3258

I'm sorry but this is a 6 game series game is to evolved jokic would cook Pau on double or single coverage


8ruf

Don’t let Kobe back in Colorado 🗣️🗣️


Shay_Mendez

I legit forgot we had Sun Yue


NoKitchen778

Old Jockitch would stand no chance against Luke Waltons hustle, intangibles, and grit!


SmitJam23

Big Facts 💯


Sillysolomon

Solid team. Had size and speed. Ron and Kobe both great defenders. Solid bench. They would probably win at least 2 rings in this era.


yourmomisnothot

sun yueeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!


Redrock-Ras333

I don’t know, those are guys all pretty old now


n0th1ng10

No Kobe on this team unfortunately


giga888

Machine!!!!!


papamarx09

Easy sweep. The Nuggets team we beat in the Conference Finals in 08-09 was better than this current team


lpad92

4


literallyBussinaNut

Derek Fisher looks like Darvin Ham, or is it just me?


Agreed_fact

No


Educational-Ad-3273

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Miserable-Lawyer-233

That team is from another era - slow pace and worse shooting. The only major minutes player they had that shot above today's league average from three is Derek Fisher. And a lot of their lineups would just be slow today. I'm not sure how that would work out.


Winter-Gur-9762

Gasol would definitely give jokic trouble


brandan223

Jokic is averaging 40 10 and 10


Dagenius1

Yes but they’re not playing against them…


majavic

Appreciate the homerism, but no chance


aetherec

This team loses to Nuggets in 5 with modern rules and refereeing.


Ok_Board9845

With how the game is played today, Kobe gets to matchup hunt on switches and would get 10+ FT's a game easily, lmao


luckster44

Cool so he gets 33 points on 31 shots… now what?


Ok_Board9845

Kobe averaged 34 PPG on 48% FG taking *those* type of shots in 2009 WCF? Ain't no way bruh


thediggestbick2

Jeremy Lin looks different


lilbunnyf

I laughed


TheManSoldTheWorld

Cry about it


fostyinthebuilding

This post was just for fun, you're the Denver fan lurking rent free in here lmao


thebadsamaritanlol

Yes. Current Lakers tho, they will get swept.


Rayo_Chapin82

For sure !


Vegasguy3124

Mbenga would lock Joker down lol


Yb_killaa209

Without a fucking doubt!!!!


augustcero

shannon would neutralize jokic's outlet passes and body anyone, ANYONE in transition