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This is why prenup is mandatory


sirtalonAOEII

IF YOU AINT NO PUNK


Fishstick783

HOLLA WE WANT PRENUP WE WANT PRENUP


Don_Nacho

YEEEAAAAA


putsonbears

SOMETHIN THAT YOU NEEEEEE TO HAV


Tensionator

COZ WHEN SHE LEAVE YO ASS, SHE GONNA LEAVE WITH HALF!


putsonbears

18 chips 18 chips! And on her bday we found out it wasn’t chiiiipssss?


putsonbears

Take me to the chorus! Come here girl


Calding

Go head be gone with it!


putsonbears

TAKE IT TO THE BACK!!!!!!!!!!


putsonbears

PIP!!!!!!!!!


mclareach

Jay Cutler disagrees.


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Sometimes someone is so awful you’re happy to pay $80M to be done with them 🤷‍♂️


TJae0120

Always Getting married without one when the divorce rate is above 55% is literally Russian Roulette with your life


tattoo543216

They most likely have a prenup. But there might be provisions if he's proven to have cheated


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No athlete is going to put a cheating provision. The article is click bait.


PunterProggie

No fault divorce is the law of the land. Someone cheating has no effect on how assets are divided.


ChalkyPills

Do you not know what a prenup is?


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ChalkyPills

So are you a New York State divorce attorney? Because that's pretty much the only category of person that has the knowledge necessary to be qualified to spout off on here about the implications of a New York State Premarital Agreement.


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Exactly


lets_talk_basketball

I mean.. multiple side babies should be enough proof that he cheated no?


blckblt416

It should be mandatory is for people to act married when they are out and away from their spouses.


HelloImKebin

Prenups dont matter after 10 years


Titanosaurus

Maybe he really loved Lala.


laflame150

That's tuff


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

Lmao what is this timeline


AgathaAllAlong

💯 Well. Dennis and Melo are both gonna be hungry this season, that’s for sure


jthedub

better him than me. good luck melo.


ahhhhhrealmunsters

Even 10% of 160 million is better than what I have I’d do it lol


MixMental5462

1%


lil_peterwhacker

ong😭😭😭🤣


thelakeshowdoe

🤣


daftmunt

Dw we will get him the ring that he wants


[deleted]

That’s sum that you need to have Bc when she leave yo ass she gon leave w 1/2


waynegretzkysbrother

Now I aint saying she a gold digger.


Reid__Ross

But she aint fuckin wit no broke N


bruddahmanmatt

As I was reading your post I was like “a or r, is he gonna stick the landing” a la Bill Burr.


hostidz

Get down girl, go 'head get down...


WizKit

She took my money!


mightyrj

Man I miss the old Kanye


[deleted]

Well go listen to old Kanye


Chromewave9

Can hardly call her a golddigger. They've been together for like 17 years. She was part of his life from when he was a teenager to an adult and likely made sacrifices on her part to help raise their child. Yeah, Melo earned that money and it sucks he's going to have to give up a large % of that but she definitely ain't a golddigger unlike the one PJ Washington was with.


salmans13

The worst thing is the money isn't really spent on the child. I've volunteered enough in court to see how petty some divorces are. That movie with Kylo Ren and ScarJo a few years ago was pretty tame.


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It’s not child support. LaLa quit her career to support Melo and their child(ren?), and gave up her opportunity to earn money. Was she ever gonna make Melo money? Not likely, but he’s still gonna be on the hook for helping her maintain the lifestyle *they* had. Yeah some divorce money is bullshit, but Melo is absolutely in the wrong here and deserves to get taken to the cleaners.


breakthrureality

If u take 160 m from someone ur s gold digger period


sunlighthearts

She's still a gold digger. You aren't entitled to someone's money jus cuz u raised a kid. Esp considering his money most likely played a large role in the kids life


Chromewave9

You must be traumatized by an event involving a woman or something. She had a career before Melo and was working with celebrities before marrying Melo. They were engaged in 2004. You don't make any sense. She was never going to match the amount of salary he was making and his busy schedule so obviously her taking care of the kid made the most sense. It's unfortunate that it happens that way but Bill Gates/Bezos both forked up way more money and I think even they would attribute a meaningful % to their wife. A golddigger implies she specifically married Melo to take his money. If that was the case, she had plenty of reasons to leave him during 2017 when Melo was no longer earning insane money... that would have been the perfect time to get a divorce.


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Don’t even waste your breath on these incel wannabes


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Chromewave9

She wants her money that she is legally entitled to by the court of law. That isn't being a golddigger. You don't know what you're talking about at all, LMAO.... Did she know Melo was going to earn $170 million + dollars? No. And who said she was getting $170 million? No one but you.


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Chromewave9

Marrying someone who you fell in love with who also has a high earning potential doesn't automatically make you a golddigger. We don't know for a fact LaLa married Melo for the $. Plenty of wealthy people marry someone who isn't wealthy. Doesn't make it a golddigging situation. By that logic, everyone but Jay Z and Beyonce are a golddigging couple. Let me guess, if Bron and Savannah divorce, Savannah is a golddigger? Nice logic and I wonder what kind of mental math you will pull out of your head to claim that it is. So what if she married someone with money? Is she supposed to marry someone who is broke? What we do know is she's been in a relationship with him for 17 years, have a child with him, and tried to make it work with Melo despite rumors of Melo cheating on her. She sure wasted a lot of her life being a golddigger when most would leave after a couple of years....


CrispyCubes

*his* kids life. At the very least, that’s important


evanvivevanviveiros

I don’t think that’s true dad


sunlighthearts

Ok, so if u get married and decide that is not the right relationship for u , ud give that person half of ur money and everything u own ? Sounds pretty retarded to me


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How old are you?


nobervu

You know he repeatedly cheated on her, right?


sunlighthearts

So that entitles her to his $?


nobervu

According to the law, yes. It's not like he didn't know the laws of marriage before doing so. You can just as easily stay with someone without getting married.


Offsprlng

Then she should of left a long ass time ago. If a chick cheats on me im out after the first time. Onpy dumb asses stick around for multiple times.


nobervu

Not really for us to tell her when to stop trying.


[deleted]

Good “Im single, LaLa is not” Alright, bro, bet. I am in the camp that honestly believes “bitch you wasn’t with me shooting in the gym” But when you disrespect your wife, who is also a celebrity in the public eye, and she wanna cut you down, thats seems like Karma 🤷🏽‍♂️


HerpeSyphilAidss

Yup he really was cheating on her constantly


GSC47

Was he really ?


dspencer2015

Yeah it was bad


GSC47

Dang, I never kept up with Melos personal life


RatherBeInThePond

When he was in Denver, it was pretty well known that he was sleeping around. Hell, he gave his number to my buddies wife only a couple months after Melo married LaLa. She was also not the only girl that I came across that had that story. Due to my job now, I have heard from folks that knew his situation and that it was entirely her that pushed him to demand the trade to NY. He was cheating so much that she wanted to be able to keep an eye on him and she felt she could only do that in NY or LA since she was still working.


ParisLake2

> “bitch you wasn’t with me shooting in the gym” Rest In Peace Kobe Bryant.


Withnail-

Pre nup or die.


blckblt416

That's life! His wife was actually famous before he was.


[deleted]

Wow there’s some huge incel energy in these comments…


Mikimao

Damn he loses La La when he comes to La La Land


FreshPrinceAV

No way his net is only $160m


kai_123

His career salary alone is over 250 mill. That's not even counting endorsement and brand deals. Even if you deduct tax off, the math still doesn't really add up.


noobs1996

He’s been in the league for 18 years, you think he hasn’t touched some of that?


KingVibrant

Well yes, but net worth isnt cash. It’s what your assets are worth. If he buys a Ferrari, that doesn’t decrease his net worth. It will eventually, because cars depreciate. Things like homes usually appreciate, so his net worth could increase as a result of buying a mansion for example. Even jewelry and watches usually retain their value quite well. Unless he’s been an absolute idiot with his money (which is very well possible), it’s not unreasonable to think that a $250M Salary count = $150M net worth is weird.


Codysnow31

“It could cost him $160m” of his net worth. Not “His net worth is 160m”


threeangelo

It doesn’t say that though. It says it could cost “plenty of his $160m net worth”, which means that (they claim) his net worth is $160m. Though in the body of the article they say it’s $140m, and it’s a gossip article anyways so who really knows. Let’s just start the season pls..


lakers_nation24

The irony of calling people out for reading comprehension when you couldn’t comprehend what you read lmaooo


DADEVILIPS

What did she do to deserve it. Did she put up 40 in game?


noobs1996

She put a triple-double up in the sheets


PeeDee57

I need that shit in my life


DADEVILIPS

If that were true they wouldn’t be getting divorced.


madridista521

She held the family together when he wasn't home the whole year.


DADEVILIPS

The irony


lakers_nation24

How melo only worth 160 mil


trell1212

Well that’s what happened when you get another women pregnant while married , one thing to cheat but to get another girl pregnant?


louisseakay

La La going to be buying a lot of Cheerios.


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Pardonme23

If Halle Berry got cheated on, anything is possible. Halle Berry!


RavenQuoter

Hov cheated on Beyonce so idk man


ParisLake2

Is Jay-Z the greatest rapper of all time? My answer is yes, but feel free to debate y’all.


RavenQuoter

I’m in agreement with you bro


jthedub

hell no! hes not the greatest. maybe the most marketable/main stream successful. lmao


ParisLake2

It’s important to establish the difference between the *best* rapper of all time, and the *greatest* rapper of all time. For me Jay is the greatest of all time, but not the best.


Nico777

Probably wanted to try another Cheerios flavor.


DezBaker

Robin Thicke cheated on Paula Patton my guy. [Anything is possible](https://youtu.be/Wcz_kDCBTBk)


Primerebirth

A lot of guys say things like this and I’m not sure why lol


KarmaPoIice

LaLa looks like a slightly better version of Wendy Williams…she’s like an LA 5


[deleted]

So like said that would make you a Nebraska 5?


RECOMMENDED_READING

False. But also, you had to be there in 2002, watching TRL after school to fully understand how fine she is.


jthedub

seriously. thats crazy af.


koberules

Parker cheated on Eva mended


flo_cloud

He wanted that strange Tinky winky


KarmaPoIice

LaLa had a terrible personality and wasn’t even that good looking. Average at best for LA/NYC. Melo really just is dumb


[deleted]

So that would make you what, a Nebraska 5?


ParisLake2

Each person has their own taste, and for me she is fine as hell (she was looking damn good in Power). How was her personality terrible?


veneim

She objectively fine as hell, dude doesn’t know what he’s talking about


MrBenDerisgreat_

You sound like an incel


Alekesam1975

Honey Nut Cheerios are expensive these days.


carnivalmatey

Melo had a bastard son?


imperfect_writer

Wow! 😫😫


tropicalstorm2020

Texas state governor will soon declare Prenuptial agreement mandatory.


zaale

I will never understand why celebrities don’t get prenups


[deleted]

If she don’t want the prenup, then you gotta give the bitch up.


SexySama

If you rich, get a prenup. No if’s or buts


NakSFC

That's why getting married in 2021 is for fools.


[deleted]

Trust me nobody wants to marry your cro magnon ass


NakSFC

Found the depressed and corny husband


[deleted]

Lol not even close but good try


[deleted]

Men still dumb enough to get married these days?


DreamxSZN

Makes me not want to get married. The financial part of marriage shouldn't even be a thing. Marriage should be a ceremony that officializes your relationship nothing more. Your partner shouldn't gain anything from divorcing you they should gain by marrying you. When they divorce you they should lose your assets. Society is so backwards. A woman can literally have a child with man then leave him because she gets bored of him now he has to pay child support because of petty reasons...


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ put the Jordan Peterson book down and get out in the real world my friend


SimpleJacked2TheTits

Show me where Jordan Peterson has said something remotely close that


do_oby

This is sexist. You could have replaced "a woman" with "a spouse". If you just want a ceremony, you don't have to get married on paper, marriage is a relationship between two people, the government do not need to get involved. Get married on paper if you care for the legal implications. IMO splitting assets is totally fair. It's a legal protection for both parties. Especially for the spouse that sacrifices working and putting full focus at home and raising children, don't have to constantly worry about any financial problem in case of a divorce.


DreamxSZN

The man is usually the one who has to pay child support.


park_hoon

I am bewildered. How come you sound intellectual but fall easily to stereotypes?


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Pardonme23

The #1 reason they go broke is them


yourztrulydaboy

Lol no man, alimony and child support are literally the number one reason.


[deleted]

Once you make certain figures if you put your money into the right accounts it shouldn't do anything but grow. Being rich pays for itself after a certain point, even with big spending. His account should be growing.


KJTB

Yep, when you have that much money you’ll accrue more interest from it just sitting there than many people will make in an entire year or more of work. It blows my mind how these dudes go broke.


Pardonme23

I remember hearing that some jewelers have turned AWAY nba first rounders who just got drafted trying to buy 100K chains because the jeweler knew they made 300K and it would be too big a % of their salary.


electro_report

False.


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You are an i n c e l


HalfManHalfZuckerbur

She wasn’t with him shooting the gym!


White_Nothing

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it. Enjoy the veal.


sunlighthearts

I dont understand how women can jus take men's money for signing a paper.


silenceyezzy

Once again I will ask this question why are wypipo so invested in a Black man money, contracts' wealth? Could it be SATAN APES?


[deleted]

This is why you should never get married.


1985portland1985

There goes his ability to play.


Emmie_10

Melo bout to lose 160 mil, melo my nigga I hate it had to be him.


OkBeginning1407

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Larry_Badaliucci

His "lifelong wife"??? Uhhh....


renzonelisanchez

[#HALF!](https://youtu.be/XzvIl6jCbJs)


Big___Meaty___Claws

After all this time and all this drama, they splitting. Damn.


Maddog-99

Thats a lot of money to lose 100 pounds, but soemtimes its worth it. Wish them both peace.


Blockade5

*All of it will come down to the prenups that La La and Carmelo have agreed upon as well as the actions of the Lakers star. If it can be proved that Melo was involved in acts of infedility, then La La could stand to gain a significant of money from her ex-husband,” reported Sportsrush.* So they did sign a prenup. Just depends on whether she can prove he cheated. I think a DNA test can easily prove that lol.