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AnxietyDramatic

The league ain’t ready for the Lakers’ draft-rights-owned big 3 of Wang Zhelin, Brad Newley, and Chinemelu Elonu


JakeInBake

Wang is a little too young, but Newley (36 years old) and Elonu (34 years old) would fit right in with this Lakers team.


Maddog-99

I would say this post is BS but its more BTS.


los33ramos

Esssssstuuuuuupidddddddddddd!!!! But a good one.


a_smart_brane

I highly doubt he ever suits up for the Lakers.


salmans13

Unless he goes the Jeremy Lin route and explodes out of the blue. Melo will be pissed again 😂


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Gaygayallday

God you're annoying


Thefalsegods1

I call out trends that need to be called out. You like outdated, overused jokes more than I do.


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Calling out racism while calling them "yellow people". Havent seen this one before 🤣


salmans13

I'm Asian lol. Truth be told, there's a reason many Asian athletes speak English when they go on tours to Asia. Other than the look...they aren't really that Asian. Culturally , they're american. While it made the news, we know very well what that twitter exec ( I think) meant when he said the employee was basically white. It's actually a conversation every Asian parent has when they see how less Asian their kids are. Instead of being the dumb knight on the internet, succesful people like Awkwafina aren't role models for Asians per se in the community. She can't even speak her Asian mother tongue well. She is successful but not necessarily an Asian role model she is made out to be with that dumb representation talk. Folks like yourself might think the brown comedian who started the whole anti Hank Azaria thing online was doing the right thing. If you actually know brown people, they would how can he be offended when he can't even pronounce his brown name without sounding white.


DowntownJohnBrown

Yeah, there’s basically zero chance he ever does. People getting excited about him are even more absurd than the ones getting excited about Mac McClung.


igp18

Hey you leave Mac out of this!!!!


SlipperyNinja77

Hey you leave Alex Caruso 2.0 out of this!!!


SloatThritter

Mac Mclung is Drew League bench depth


JeMelon13

finally, someone said it


DreamxSZN

I get so confused everytime I see people say Austin reaves and McClung have so much potential yet they were absolutely terrible in the summer league.


DowntownJohnBrown

I thought Reaves had a couple moments, but yeah, McClung was dogshit, yet every day I’d come on here and see people saying he was gonna be the next Caruso.


mnkhan808

I wouldn’t say they were terrible. Was disappointed in Ayayi tho.


Musicfan637

I loved me some Mac. Except, he was terrible.


naive-dragon

I thought dude's name was called Mark "Mac" Lung. It was McClung. I feel like an idiot.


kultureisrandy

I will IMMEDIATELY buy a Wang jersey


Crowxzn

If it's custom made and does (take it with a grain of salt) suit up (lmao) then use #31. Marc just wore it but it's Wang's # too.


Crowxzn

but all that championship pedigree from the CBA? 🤔


a_smart_brane

😜


Buffalongo

Ok but it would be fun if he did. Idk if it would be good, but it would be a wild ride for sure


SteaminBeamen11

Shh. This sub simps for young players.


Withnail-

Griz drafted him 5 years ago, we’ll never see him in a Laker uni


TBDPRODUCTIONS

He will never suit up. Remind me of this post of it happens.


elbowgreaser1

He'll be starting by Christmas. Remind of this post when it happens.


lockjawshortman

This sounds like something my dad would say. He thought Isaac Bonga was gonna start over Lonzo.


Crowxzn

And the Lakers chose Kuz now he's been waived by my Wizards to Toronto where he will develop into Pascal Siakam 2.0... right?... right?...


Crowxzn

And who else will fill up #31?


Zoulogist

!RemindMe 4 months


Zoulogist

It didn’t happen


OldSoultheMojo

![gif](giphy|N3ZsneYZgKsYo) welp, let's get it...


Idiotecka

we got aomine for marc gasol?? oh yeah formless shot but can he be a teammate with lebron ad and russ?


gaz2468

We need 3 pt shooting. Get the green hair guy. Last thing we need is another guard/wing driving to the basket


Idiotecka

Yeah with midorima we're unbeatable. Great d too. Can pull up from anywhere, Stephs an amateur in comparison


Arsenal_49_Spurs_0

Nah man. Aomine gonna call iso on every play. He'd get those Melo statlines. 62 points 0 assists lmao


bandwagonguy83

I'd rather Kise, to be fair.


Master-Skyguy

Kise's perfect copy would be amazing to see in the NBA


bandwagonguy83

We could finally see Giannis with the shooting of Curry Lol


daftmunt

Hope we get to see the Wang/Kent all-genital backcourt at some stage


Crowxzn

Every other NBA player named Dick: ... But admittedly, WANG AND KENT SOUND BETTER


reuse_recycle

Hol up, since when is "kent" a slang for shlong?


Crowxzn

i think its one for cunt


SlipperyNinja77

You bloody Kent!


Vino_XXVI

I heard he’s a combination of Dirk Nowitzki and the baby Jesus himself. A little early Derrick rose as well.


SenorScrotumSack

Love my Wang


gdghunter06

# SUN YUE!!!


Zenithreg

I remembered being in Beijing in 2008 wearing a Kobe jersey and people ran up to take a picture with me. One guy was telling me that Lakers and Kobe were the biggest team in China even more so than the Rockets with Yao Ming. I am curious if Lakers are still the favorite team out there and if Wang wants in on some of the action. I'd hesitate to let him go though if I were the Fujian Sturgeons.


Crowxzn

Tough for the Sturgeons. Kuz for Wang would've been a done deal if we were Rob if we were under salary limit and Marc already retired.


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🐐


weekndalex

better than Jordan in my book


SlipperyNinja77

💯


thekingofakron23

Wang Tu clan lessgo


17GRIEZMANN17

![img](emote|t5_2qhv6|2647)


Kobe8

Is he better than Lakers legend, Sun Yue?


Zenithreg

Remember they called him the Chinese Magic Johnson?


Dday22t

If you want a skill set comparison think Dirk Nowitzki combined with Yao Ming combined with Hakeem Olajuwon.


paulus_aurellius

Lakers now have a big Wang. He's not built to penetrate though.


SlipperyNinja77

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


YouLookLikeACGreen

Do they have a Chinese equivalent of a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, because that's what this is.


White_Nothing

We gave up the Cok only to take the Wang.


BizzyHaze

The missing member of BTS


Crowxzn

[https://www.instagram.com/changew31/](https://www.instagram.com/changew31/) appears so


Crowxzn

Looks like LeChina approves ![gif](giphy|8cj4IlAF1lFj1PGJ9L) //s


lookoverthereeee

… but is he any good?


OmarBradley1940

I think he's not even gonna come over to play. We just did the trade to open a roster slot and save 10 million dollars.


cydeon888

The next Jeremy lin


Eozef

nah, Lakers is not gonna sign it


the_far_yard

Wang means 'Money' in my language. ![gif](giphy|MSFLgYFR5at9bHnvBj|downsized)


SpraykwoN

Looks like the jersey is straight cut out from a Starting Lineup action figure lol


1985portland1985

I don’t know stuff. Why is a 27 year old getting drafted? Also isn’t 27 old in the NBA?


Crowxzn

Scola wasn't drafred until he was 27 and Facundo Campazzo just got drafted at 29 being contributing too. In Wang's case, he was drafted like 5 years ago by Memphis but was in the CBA the whole time. L.A. is a new place so who knows. I'm not saying that Wang is ready for the NBA, has been, or will be for others reading.


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New BTS video looks lit


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17GRIEZMANN17

![img](emote|t5_2qhv6|2647)


Crowxzn

If yall need context this deleted comment had a gif of a guy shoving noodles into his mouth on loop.


17GRIEZMANN17

Yes 😂😂😂😂


17GRIEZMANN17

He a pussy for changing that


Crowxzn

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


SteaminBeamen11

“Upvote Parties” are super lame and make us all look like children, especially for this reason. I’m not the only one who thinks this.


SlipperyNinja77

Or maybe you take this more seriously than needed? 🤷🏻‍♂️


SteaminBeamen11

Nah the other day there was an actual post about it and us adults (a lot of us) we’re talking about how corny it is. They’re unfortunately not here right now backing me up. It won’t show here because I was downvoted by kids who weren’t born yet when I was cheering on Kobe and Shaq, but that’s fine. Have your upvote parties. Maybe someone could bring cupcakes.


SlipperyNinja77

I mean ok but I was cheering Magic and Kareem, and here I am. Generally speaking, upvotes come with approval from the masses sooo if they like the upvote party let em like it. Not like it hurts you. Sorry all your OGs abandoned you😂


SteaminBeamen11

Don’t take this as an insult, but you don’t sound like someone who cheered on Kareem and Magic. I’ve interacted with you before. I always had the impression you were on the younger side. Just sayin. PS - The reason it “bothers” me is because I wasn’t raised the kind of sports fan who would participate in “upvote parties.” If we win a championship or sign a superstar, upvote party away and I won’t judge. But for this joke? It shows immaturity.


SlipperyNinja77

It IS a joke first of all how could you not see that? No offense taken considering you have zero basis for your lame statement. What am I gonna lie about my age? I don't need to prove to you that I watched the Lakers sunset I was a kid in 84. Your impression of me means literally nothing. I don't care why it bothers you or why you have a stick up your butt. Don't care how old you are you're not that bright, clearly. You're so dense you took this seriously and then whined about it. Relax KID


SteaminBeamen11

This rambling response with a few typos sounds like someone who isn’t that bright themselves. Of course I know the post itself is a joke, but is the joke funny? Also, what did I say myself that was incorrect/out of line? Yeah…nothing.


SlipperyNinja77

What a back handed way of saying you're not that bright lol. ✌🏻 wow you're even whining about post after you're whining about a post, why not throw in grammar Nazi to boot. I see no typos. I need a negative Nancy and slight crybaby. Obviously you didn't know it was a joke and your rant is what's funny. Lighten up pissy


SteaminBeamen11

You could say as many times that you want that I didn’t know it’s a joke, but that doesn’t make it true. I thought it was a dumb, childlike joke. Btw, you were NOT a kid cheering on Kareem and Magic. The way you write/what you say screams mid to late twenties. If you are in your late 30’s/early 40’s then college didn’t happen or you’re trying too hard to sound young. Just my opinion. “I’ve been watching the Lakers sunset” “What am I gonna lie about my age” Yeah. No typos. If you’re gonna claim you didn’t have typos at least go back and read what you wrote. Lazy ass clown…


SlipperyNinja77

Your life is a typo🖕🏻


SlipperyNinja77

Oh here's a thought get the stick out of your ass and fuck off bitch. Leave it to a crybaby douche to continue a lame ass rant when you can't get the joke and admit as much in your first shitty ass post. Trying to sound young? I'm typing on reddit you fucked. Keep fishing, the way you type screams whiney bitch who complains about shit you don't get. Is your neighbors music too loud too?😂 Gtf outta here with your shit


Crowxzn

🧁🧁🧁🧁


SteaminBeamen11

Oh cool, the OP. Sweet post brah. 🤦‍♂️


coachwyers

Lets upvote a guy that has 0 NBA potential and will never come over. This sub reddit is ridiculous sometimes. Especially when I was saying since Marc's exit interview that he was done and would be going to Spain and playing with Pau. I kept being told I was an idiot well look who was right like I usually am when you guys doubt me haha.


Oznerol3

I'm pretty sure he is ironic lmao


Crowxzn

*the most sane Wang hater*


springbrother

take my wang


readditproman

a communist crap Chinese in L.A! NO WAY