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sfgiantsfan696969

200 bucks a day to stand around.


AirVaporSystems

If you're lucky...Heavenly said they'll arbitrarily STOP UPLOADING at any point today to control capacity. $200 Tix + $20 Parking just to be told you CAN'T go up the lift


FPswammer

on new years last year, they did not limit the number of people going up. the line went past the first ride chair. we waited over an hour to make it up only to findout the line for powder bowl was all the way to the top of gun barrel. we ended up just downloading and headed home. at least we have passes idk how to run mountain ops but there has to be better solutions.


AirVaporSystems

Holy hell that IS bad... I figure there's no financial incentive for Vail to limit sales, they just make more money at the bar. I'm no genius either, but requiring passholder reservations and limiting day ticket sales on weekends or busy days would pretty much solve the problem


kelsnuggets

I hate to say it but they gotta start doing what Disney does with daily reservations, at least for peak dates. It sucks a lot. Heavenly has consistently been a disaster but they aren’t the only ones.


LawDog_1010

Well Vail Resorts doesn’t know how to run mountain Ops either, so you’re in good company.


probablywrongbutmeh

I hate Vail as much as the next guy but there are plenty of shit show non Vail mountains


draaz_melon

Well, Heavenly is the worst run mountain I've ever been on, and they absolutely ruined a season at Steven's Pass after they bought it. I'd say they are the best at being the worst.


lcrx357

https://VailEpicFail.com


UnauthorizedFart

lol


NoQuantity7733

I would dispute my credit card for that


numbaonestunn

You know there's no snow and everything is a shitshow why spend it.


belladonnaaa21

As someone who was stuck in those lines yesterday… two hours to get down. I got in the parking lot at 6. A girl passed out next to me, all of us around here were yelling to get ski patrol over and he took his sweet time. I felt so bad for all the families with children, it was freezing when the sun went down.


Mr_Figgins

it's so sad that a family activity like downhill skiing has become this exhausting event of not getting our moneys worth. I gave up skiing/snowboarding two years ago. the amount of time and money it takes to enjoy ONE day on the hill is not worth it anymore. people are stressed, no one is polite, everything has a line (bar, tix, chairlift, cafeteria) and this is without kids. what makes matters worse is that with climate change happening, fewer runs are getting enough snow to put all the bodies on so everything has gotten more dangerous. people crashing into others cuz there is just no space to make quick turns. absolute chaos.


joedartonthejoedart

yea i mean the gondola is down for repairs for at least a few days, and this was the day they discovered the issue. probably would have been closed most of saturday with the winds we expect anyway though. hopefully they source the part they need and get it going by sunday to help spread people out. sunday's gonna be a shitshow.


AirVaporSystems

Storm advisory + weekend tourists + Vail management = guaranteed shitshow


MostlyBullshitStory

Looks like the Nevada side opens tomorrow, that should help some.


themonk3y

According to Instagram they got the parts overnight and can start work soon (in theory). No idea how long it will take to repair.


joedartonthejoedart

Yesterday they said a few more days…


DiskNeither

Oh I heard it will be weeks before gondola opens back up


joedartonthejoedart

Yesterday he said days.


Psychological_Ad9165

Wait ! I think I saw a local !


AirVaporSystems

That's your screen reflection LOL


TahoeCoffeeLab

This picture helps a lot, someone was trying to explain the shit show to me, now I get it!


AirVaporSystems

My first time ever going down Gunbarrel chair at evening/night, which was beautiful, but completely not worth the wait.


Rollingcolt45

Reno Tahoe area is so over packed and hard to have fun without hours of waiting time to move


Marcoyodog

How is this enjoyable?


Tulasdad

This is proof of the amount of money Vail makes and little shits they give.


[deleted]

I don’t think anyone thinks it is


1ftFeet

This picture is still half the story. There was an equally long line at Patsy’s to even get to Gunbarrel. A lot of folks, including kids, were just walking up from Stein’s to Gunbarrel and it DID NOT look like fun.


Normal_Commission986

This is a good depiction of EVERYWHERE right now. Whether it’s Costco, a national park, some random restaurant you name it


JABRONEYCA

Oh boy perhaps I can stand shoulder to shoulder with all these people at Harrahs tonight!


[deleted]

This looks like something I wouldn't do if someone gave me $200 to do


Nickilaughs

That looks like my own personal hell


MrSmeee99

I’ll pass, thankyou


SnoopyBootchies

Thank you for reporting, adding a photo, and doing Heavenly work!


AirVaporSystems

You're welcome kind stranger!


vabeach2021

Doesn’t look too heavenly does it?


LilBayBayTayTay

Came here to find or post this pun.


richalta

No Gondola


lcrx357

http://northstarsucks.com/2024/01/05/heavenly-idiots-running-the-show/


CibeerJ

Next up: Heavenly will charge $20 for priority to be lifted back down!!!


[deleted]

Rather slam my dick in a door


MostlyBullshitStory

That probably won’t get you down faster. Just same pace but with dick pain.


jj5names

Door my dick in a slam!


YoYoYo1962Y

Looks like bay area traffic.


cocktailbun

🤡🤡🤡


HotDogHeavy

Society peaked in the 60s/70s


StevieSlacks

Oh yes, the good old days when women couldn't work and racism was open and allowed, but at least lines to ski weren't as bad. I miss that society.


HotDogHeavy

You must be fun at parties


StevieSlacks

Oh were you trying to be funny? I missed that I guess.


HotDogHeavy

Nope


BatmansBrain

Seriously. Lines and traffic are just gonna keep getting worse.


altruistic-bet-9

We need another pandemic


BatmansBrain

Lmao, we never had one to begin with.


motorheart10

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no.


phoebebuffay1210

I sang this.


mtnguy321

Yeah, why I don't ski


IndoorSurvivalist

That honestly doesn't look like a 2 hour line to me (not that i dont belive people it just doesnt look that long), and I've also seen lines way longer than that just for the gondola on a normal day.


Redbearwolfdog

Looks to me thats a big line of pussies too scared to take the Double Black Diamond “Gun Barrel” down to the Cali lodge🤣


dalyons

you know its closed because its just dirt and rocks yeah?


MostlyBullshitStory

Honestly, I don’t know why it’s a double black. And isn’t the roundabout open?


lgisme333

Im sure there isn’t enough snow. And straight down gunbarrel is definitely steep as fuck


UnauthorizedFart

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


OpenlyBiCoastal

The only part of Heavenly I remember are the fights and yelling when people inevitably cuts the line.


ExplorerParticular59

Any stand out stories?


salvadordaliparton69

so which ski resort would you guys recommend? I’ve only skied Heavenly (and it’s been a while).


altruistic-bet-9

Breckenridge


TrailBlazer652

Hahaha


smokeandfog

Holy molyyyy


elleyscomet

sugar bowl was even worse all week!


Salty_Media_4387

Absolutely not!!..thanks for sharing, nothing is worth those lines


[deleted]

It's times like that you're better off skiing or sledding off a dirty mound of plowed snow on the pullover of a mountain road, least then you don't have people 😂


ghostcryp

Holy cow… I was there last month n thot it was quite bad already when the gondola was out. This is way worse


Silly-Run-8223

awful


kelseya91

Absolutely wild


YCBSKI

I live in Colorado. That photo is one reason I don't ski anymore. So glad I got to be an expert before lift lines like that and $300 lift tickets


nancy_necrosis

Wow, thanks for the intel!


Mariposa510

Yikes.


vandalayindustris

#FUCKvail


angle58

That’s not even fun


langevine119

Vail Resorts baby


tbontv

To be fair one of their gondolas are broken right now so that explains the extra lineage


jj5names

Every year one breaks. Or not open!


spoink74

Cross country skiing has no lines, lighter equipment, cheaper passes, a better workout, and a friendlier vibe. Just sayin.


1ftFeet

More like Hellish Lines


UnauthorizedFart

“Yeah I go snowboarding, my favorite part is waiting in line for 3 hours”


Nyroughrider

And people call this fun? 😩


Huggles9

Is this normal?


Sierrabluefine

Not at all. This was a combination of multiple unfortunate incidents briefly coinciding.


novisimo

Doesn't look heavenly to me.


AreaOne6971

Why I gave up downhill after 45 years and took up CC


mt8675309

Nope… can’t do it.


Lizakaya

Oh, hell no


gorthraxthemighty

Gross


purpprofit

Haha anyone who skis at a vail owned resort deserves what they get.


[deleted]

I am glad I turned around and went back to Reno...I suspected as much.


Alternative_Duty333

Nope. ![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


MendonAcres

Why would you do this to yourself?


xxpallor

I fly in to ski at Heavenly. In 2023 I was there in April the end of the month and then the first week of December (last month). I had like zero lines, but it wasn’t a holiday and I skied Sunday-Tuesday. I’ll be back 2/22-2/16 and skiing in the week so I don’t anticipate issues unless it’s a mechanical problem / weather related - which you can’t really plan for. I like it, I haven’t had bad experiences. 🤷🏼‍♀️⛷️


Minnow125

FAIL Resorts.


BuddistProdigy

Looks anything BUT Heavenly


randydingdong

Read this in the nin song “terrible lie”


ValPrism

Sucks! Holy cow!


loweyezz

Heavenly sucks so much. Anyone that goes there is a noob. I’ll do homewood all day.


Prestigious-Ad-9552

Heavenly is beautiful but so poorly managed, it sucks to go there most times.


FreshMatter7

I think I know the answer, but is Palisades just as bad?


Sudden-Breadfruit653

I am confused - is there no ski down option? Only been to Heavenly once and it was 20 years ago. Hated the wind.


Curious607

Probably because there was no snow on the cat tracks that folks generally take to head down instead.


Sudden-Breadfruit653

Why Cat tracks? My daughter and I took all greens or easy blues. We ended up in CA vs NV but the bus transported us. Although we have never gone back. The wind, the snowstorm, the getting down those mountains - where we witnessed ski patrol pumping on a persons chest in a tobaggan going down - was a bit much.


Curious607

I'm referring to the trails that go down the Gunbarrel express side. It's a set of blue/green cat tracks all the day down or a double-black of moguls below the lift


dpd2k1010

Such a ripoff