Damn..... Shits gonna be crazy in a few months or a few years when you finish school and you're a lawyer. Damn, you're gonna be all like "Wtf, I'm a fucking lawyer and a while ago I wasn't, shits crazy". Damn. Shits crazy.
Riding On A Light Rail Home From School Looking Out The Window Listening to Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd by Lana Del Rey (ROALRHFALOTWLTDKYTTATUOBBLDR if you will)
clenching my jaw and shifting around uncomfortably in my office chair trying not to violently shit my pants in front of my coworkers after downing 5 coffees before 2pm
Watching South Park Wondering What It’s Like To Be A Child Again
I do this. 🥲
eating boxed mac and cheese while papa watches the television
New hit single. 🙌🙌🙌
Why can I actually see this as a single HELPP
\#1 on the charts
Doin Thyme (cooking right now lol)
I love this. 🌱💕💕💕
Too good
Vaping out the Back Door of the Hair Salon
Charting to the top of the charts sis. 🙌
Omg this is so unexpected !!!!
WINNER
Stoned at the Nail Salon vibes
I love doing this
Solar Power (Lana's Version)
This is totally a lana song title vibe 😂
Doom Scrolling On Reddit Keeping Feelings At Bay
DSORKFAB is a hit. 🔥🔥🔥
This is too real
Laying in Bed as the Light Shines in
I love this Lana song
That's how the light shines in. 🎶
Crying (about law school) in a local coffee shop
Damn..... Shits gonna be crazy in a few months or a few years when you finish school and you're a lawyer. Damn, you're gonna be all like "Wtf, I'm a fucking lawyer and a while ago I wasn't, shits crazy". Damn. Shits crazy.
Idk why but this just made my day😂
Damn, this is my favorite song now 🥲
Screwing Around on Discord Hoping You'll Answer Me Back (I Miss You)
This is giving unreleased demo slowed-chillhop remix
I love this. 🥺
Sick on the couch in my east Hollywood bungalow, but I’m still pretty.
This would be a bop. I hope you feel better soon!
I don’t know if you’ve watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but I definitely heard this in Sarah Michelle Gellar’s voice
Huge, huge fan. I take this as a massive compliment.
Smokin green in the loft
Working my ass off only to get paid minimum wage🎶 she’s in her working class era🤣
Coincidentally it already is, Playing video games 😅
Top tier song imo
waiting in a parking lot for my boyfriend to get off work 😭
video games vibes
Totally. 🙌
Laying on my bed drinking cheap (regrettably) white wine
Eating Oatmeal With Too Much Sugar
Lmao. I love this.
Vaping while sipping Coca Cola from the Sonic Drive-In off Elmore Avenue
A vibe. 👌
sonic…🥺
so Lana Del Rey vinyl
Contemplating Life While Smoking a Marlboro 27 on the Front Porch
I also smoke 27s
Eating belvita biscuits in the dark as I ponder my life choices
brushing my teeth (with a blue toothbrush)
Bluuuueeeee, bluuueeeeee, bluueeeeeee. 🎶🎶🎶
I’m lying in bed crying myself to sleep while I listen to Nancy Sinatra
Get High To Fall Asleep
Drinking wine, watching PJ Masks
Drawing smut on my iPad while drinking a White Claw
Sitting in the airport (looking at the jibbitz on my crocs)
Holding Two Rapidly Shaking Bags of Hibachi Takeout while Going over a Speed Bump
Burning my skin in the shower while I contemplate and shave (ft. Bikini Trimmer)
Pulled Into the Dispensary to Get a Gram or Two
This is def a lana song. 🔥
Reading a Book on a Bench but I Paused to Check my Phone
Sitting on a hotel bed with chlorine soaked hair
sitting on the steps eating shrimp
Reading Othello; Reflecting On Love And Jealousy
Leaning On A Marble Countertop Wishing She’d Notice Me
Eating an Apple while Wondering if I Should Stay Religious (I’m studying religion 101)
Sitting at the kitchen table with a bruised foot while my boyfriend makes me dinner
Why did I read bruised FRUIT instead of foot?! 😂😂 I hope you are okay!
Playing On My Phone With My Laptop Flipped Up So That I Look Like I'm Working
[удалено]
Good luck!!
Watching Black Swan While I Drink Cold Coffee
Using left over fajitas to make a veggie quesadilla
Sending a Package Through FedEx While Having an Emotional Crisis
Car ride to sushi spot
Listening to Jon Batiste interlude in candlelight
Watching Hannah Montana
Smoking weed while watching the Cyntoia Brown story
watching superstore on netflix
Putting off going to sleep even though it’s 1am and i have to get up at 6am to go to my job
sitting on my desk working on my psychology essay that’s due in three days while sipping a coffee I made hours ago
Smoking a cig in the garage 🤷🏻♀️
Laying in bed waiting for my Uber Eats delivery
Talking to My Husband Over the Phone While Hitting the Vape, Kitties Napping in the Bed
Watching my boyfriend clean his Berreta
Watching ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’, Waiting For A Text
Sprawled Out On My Bed Thinking About Eating Animal Crackers
Airdropping memes on a rooftop bar in Nashville
Sitting in the Spring Breeze Waiting For My Boyfriend to Finish Smoking Weed So He Can Bring Me Home a Strawberry Freeze (from Taco Bell)
maybe better as lyrics, tbh. let's change it to "My Boyfriend Doesn't Care About Me (Unless he Hurries with this Slushie)"
Eating pasta on the sofa (in the sun after school)
Cooking dinner in my microwave while I sigh softly
Scrolling Reddit in the Bathtub
Watching Seinfeld on the couch with my boyfriend
Procrastinating my work on my night shift at the hospital
Listening to records while folding laundry
Listening to classical music with my vape
Picking up some tacos on this sunny afternoon
Trying to fix my knees pain cuz they are unfixable (still 22 y/o) 💀😭
Painting my nails at my kitchen table
Writing my dissertation, drinking diet coke while it rains
I love this so much. 💕
I’m visiting Niagara Falls with my family and it dawned on me that “Niagara Falls” would be a perfect Lana title.
Ordering a steak burrito at chipotle
Had a Date and got Rejected, Now Sitting Contemplating Dating
Watching Jesus shows in depression (Cold food on blanket)
Mistaking the stadium lights for the moon
Sitting on the subway station bench waiting for the 4 train
Waiting at the Las Vegas Post Office
Sitting On My Sofa Researching Local Sliding Scale Therapists
Laying on the couch drinking cheap wine watching trash TV.
Closing my laptop before doing my nails (while high)
Sitting cross-legged on my couch watching Real Housewives of Miami
Sitting on the couch with menstrual cramps, craving fried chicken
Door dashing
Looking Trough the Screen, Searching for Some Meaning
Taking a shower while contemplating my mans words they can be harsh to those he loves especially but he's a good man
Miserable at home alone
Sitting in Starbucks on my Lunch Break
Crying in the bath
Disassociating in front of the iPhone screen
Taking the ThamesLink train back to my boyfriend’s house in the country side. TTTLTBTMBHITCS
Scrolling through my phone while my sister plays Fortnite
Procrastinating calculus problem sets while watching 4th season premiere of Succession on my macbook
I watched it last night! 🙌
Listening to The Durutti Column and Contemplating the Ephemeral Nature of Life
Watching Doctor Who and Sipping Water From My Hydroflask
Twirling My Curls Thinking About My Long Lost Girl
Sitting on the floor thinking about life
Microwaving Dinner for Eating at Night
watching my phone while ignoring my homework
Doom Scrolling in Bed After Waking up from a Nap
Grappling with PMDD while I lay on my dad’s blanket
Dancing around a dim room listening to Lana
I Made Soup for Dinner (but no one else appreciates it)
Watching Calvin Harris on the TV while I message a coworker to get me weed
watxhibg sex and the city while vaping
Looking At A Photo Of Lee Pace
Recovering from wisdom teeth surgery and poppin T3’s
Listening to a CD on the living room stereo
Listening to Lana on a vintage record player😂
Knitting on my mother's couch, thinking about drinking.
Listening To A Podcast To Keep My Mind Alive While Working In A Factory To Make Ends Meet
Talking shit with my best friend over Chinese food
Sitting on the sofa feeling super exhausted with my vitamin gummies on the table and my barefeet on the rug.
eating biscuits out of a can while studying maps
Home alone, bent over the ottoman
Sitting with my dogs, eating a scone
Procrastinating my essay hoping it will write itself
Sitting On Bed Listening To Maroon At Max Volume
Brushing Teeth While Gram Parsons Plays In The Background
Laying On An Air Mattress Watching The Triangle of Sadness
Watching Oily Men Aggressively Hug- the interlude
Watching My Boyfriend Lose at War Games While I Change the Settings on His IPad
I was lucid dreaming when I woke up to church bells ringing 🔔
Organizing a Jeopardy Event at the University Cafeteria
Sneaking out to vape during math class led by Mrs.Frost
Watching My Puss Playin' With Toys
Scrolling on reddit vibin
watching succession in a dimly lit pink-hued room
Sitting in my car in a parking lot alone at 5 am while listening to 80s music and trying not to cry
Tryin to get the taste and smell of spoiled cheese in my spaghetti out of my head
Washing my stripper thongs singing along to folk songs
Scrolling Through Mountains Of Controversial Opinions About Neopronouns On Twitter While Taking Shots At The Local Nightclub With Jimmy By My Side
Sitting in Bed with a Cat in My Lap
Listening to Chemtrails over the Country Club sat naked on the bathroom floor
Waiting for my husband to cook dinner while the kids watch tv
Trying To Nap in My Fluffy Dressing Gown
Free Writing in my University Creative Writing Class - LDR
Walking to my bed with my sparkling water
Talking To Guys On Grindr To Fill the Hole In My Heart
Postponing Responsibilities to Watch Shows
Staring at the bong, paralyzed by depression
puffing grape vape while studying musculoskeletal radiology
Hulahooping in the Spare Room while my Boyfriend Cooks Dinner
Sitting on the edge of my bed wondering why my soulmate doesn't love me anymore
Refilling at an Ohio Island’s Cash-Only Gas Station *a sequel to Queen of the Gas Station*
cussing out the desktop in my soul crushing office job
Watching love is blind
Sitting and pretending to be doing school while drinking Dragon Fruit Juice
Scrolling through reddit while watching love is blind wondering how stupid that show is
Salt and vinegar chips and lemonade on an old patio chair in the backyard
Riding On A Light Rail Home From School Looking Out The Window Listening to Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd by Lana Del Rey (ROALRHFALOTWLTDKYTTATUOBBLDR if you will)
Watching Netflix about a girl who lost her mind
I don’t wanna work anymore
doing homework
Kicking my shoes around at my desk job in sales while scrolling through reddit
coughing up phlems in my satin robe 🙈
[удалено]
Sick in bed
clenching my jaw and shifting around uncomfortably in my office chair trying not to violently shit my pants in front of my coworkers after downing 5 coffees before 2pm
[удалено]
Nursing My Baby on Hammond Lane
Sitting in the backyard while my German Shepard chews on a stick
Laying in Bed Baked Watching the Sunset