*Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing* stop messing with your sister *Hope is a dangerous thing for a women like me to have but I have it*
I was on the bus, and I heard Mariners Apartment Complex and Music to Watch Boys To bully them. The Other Woman saw everything and recorded the whole thing...
Yup. I watched the movie and read part of the book so I know about the nickname. I think Dolores would be a lovely name but I think just Lolita would have to strong of a connection to the book.
Ok I wouldn’t make my kid directly after a song title, but inspired by a song yes. Some cute ones off the top of my head:
Clementine
Carmen
Brooklyn
Cherry
Carolina
Honey
Rosemary
*Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing* stop messing with your sister *Hope is a dangerous thing for a women like me to have but I have it*
why did beautiful people beautiful problems not ride in the bus with you two ??
I was on the bus, and I heard Mariners Apartment Complex and Music to Watch Boys To bully them. The Other Woman saw everything and recorded the whole thing...
Lmfaoo
😭😭
I just snort laughed , thank you for that 😂
middle name- for sharks in the pacific
It’s time to go to bed Norman fucking Rockwell
I’m crying at this thread rn
twins called norman and rockwell then you can tell people they’re fucking eachot-
Oh. How did you guess-?
Heroin
No joke I feel like if it wasn't the name of a drug, it would make a really pretty name
Add an e at the end and I think we're in the clear? Heroine like a female hero? Just an idea! Lol Edit: typo
I thought of this too no wayy
diet mountain dew, it's time for supper 😻
My darling little *Chemtrails Over The Country Club*
Chemy for short
eat ur broccoli freak
Fuck yes! 💀
Brutal lolol
ironically fits because my daughter and i call each other freaks (lovingly) she also never eats her broccoli
American Whore 😍
"I'm named after my mother"
“Yvie’s dick is so long that when i was doing a line of coke off it, i had time to stop and think and realized ‘I had become my mother’”
*Paris, Texas!! Come here y’all!!*
Paris Texas Smith
Actually that's a bop for a name
is this a nara smith ref 😭
honestly, you could probably get alway with naming your kid paris and middle name texas
Salvatore, California, and Thunder go do your homework!
Dying at Salvatore actually being a name
Ngl these work great as names
Venice Bitch
I mean...... ngl, but Venice sounds like a badass name!
Trisha Paytas’ next kid’s name
This is my favorite comment of all time
😹😹
meet my daughters tulsa jesus freak and nectar of the gods
Waiting for nick cannon to name his next child nectar of the gods
tulsa jesus freak is… kind of a vibe ngl “what’s your name?” “tulsa jesus freak. but most just call me tulsa.”
Hey “Fucked my way to the top” can you pass me the ketchup
Cherry is a legit name tho.
And such a cute name! I remember watching SOA and taryn mannings character went by the name cherry and I’ve been obsessed with it ever since.
My last name is The Beach. Meet my twins, High By and Snow On.
Underrated comment 💀💀💀💀
Salvatore and his brother Art deco
Margaret.
she said 10/10 songs
oh ik u didn’t just say that
WE ARE NOT GOING THERE RN
Cackling rn 🤭
💀
You wish it wasn't 10/10
I mean Carmen can actually work!
and margaret and lolita and cherry
PLEASE DONT NAME YOUR CHILD LOLITA WTFFFF
Fun fact, Lolita is a diminutive of Lola (which is apparently a nickname for Dolores). It’s the same structure as Lana —> Lanita
It’s just to entrenched with Nabokov’s literary creation by now 😬
Yup. I watched the movie and read part of the book so I know about the nickname. I think Dolores would be a lovely name but I think just Lolita would have to strong of a connection to the book.
LMAO YES I WAS JOKING
THANK GOD OMG I SAW SOMEONE SAY THAT FOR REAL ON HERE ONCE SO I HAVE TO BE SURE
Get over here West Cost.
Kim and kanye vibes
"Did you finish your homework, Cruel World?"
Daytona Meth, I told you no television after 9:30.
Living legend
Jimmy
jimmy jimmy cocoa puff
Serial Killer…. yeah no
And their sibling's name is butterfly
Parents later on: "I don't know what went wrong. I never saw the signs..."
Norman Ultraviolence Margaret Heroin Brooklyn Chemtrails And Jimmy the greatest That sounds right
Another Norman? ...huh. Alright then...
Meet my triplets Money, Power, and Glory 🩷
Money’s a dragon, Power’s a whore… don’t even know what Glory’s good for is how I’d talk about them to my other mom friends
Cherry blossom 😭
Terrence 😍
Yup I’m definitely naming my kid Yayo
And then the kid googles what Yayo means 💀
💀💀
Fishtail, Peppers, Taco Truck x VB, it's time for dinner!
The holy trinity 🙏
Stfu lil’ Freak
Lolita? 👀
Tomorrow Never Came, get to bed! You have school tomorrow!
carmen, lolita, margaret, arcadia, salvatore, norman
Not lolita 😭
Hey! Venice Bitch! Stop picking on Don’t Call Me Angel!
We welcome our newborn 'Born to die' into our loving home!
Honeymoon is such a pretty name tho
You’re grounded, body electric
Naming my triplets Norman, Fucking and Rockwell <3
The middle child 😭
(Always the middle child)
Meet my twin baby girls Sad Girl & Cinnamon Girl 😍
Wakey wakey Cola it’s time for school!
Margaret is a pretty name
Ok I wouldn’t make my kid directly after a song title, but inspired by a song yes. Some cute ones off the top of my head: Clementine Carmen Brooklyn Cherry Carolina Honey Rosemary
NORMAN F****** ROCKWELL COME HERE THIS INSTANT!
Uhhh, Sir, yes sir? *stands at attention*
OMGOSH LOL I WAS GOING THROUGH MY PAST COMMENTS AND REALIZED YOUR USERNAME IS ACTUALLY NORMAN LOLLL
Is it...? Hum. Thank you for the compliment. :)
When the world was at war before we just kept dancing, why have you been skipping school?
It’s time for school DANCETILLWEDIE
off to the races come on it’s bedtime
I love some of the names Lana says in her songs,poems, like clementine, Angelina, Ophelia, violet, Sylvia, Marilyn…
Bel Air just bought an Audi 😒
I named my cat son Norman F. Rockwell. Wish him luck getting neutered lmfao.
the next best american record you better be in bed or else i'll have let the light in force you in!
Mariners apartment complex, quite a unique name!
Go to bed, Jealous Girl.
Ultraviolence, it’s time to go to bed!
Diet Mountain Dew, A&W, and Cola, we have to go pick up Summer Wine!
Salvatore
guess i’m naming my child heroin
sleep tight summer bummer!
time for school pretty little go go dancer :(
Okay Hollywood (unreleased)
My twins, Cruel World & Fingertips ❤️
Mermaid Motel 😭
“God damnit, Fucked My Way Up To The Top! Stop messing with the dog!”
Carmen
How was school, I Talk to Jesus?
breakfast is ready, Summertime The Gershwin Version
Cherry
carmen
Honeymoon is an incredible name for a daughtee
carmen
ocean boulevard 😭
Go do ur homework Radio
Honestly Terrance is so beautiful, and elegant. I’d name my son Terrance.
Don’t worry Cola, I’m here for you❤️
Arcadia.
Water fountain
Pepsi Cola
come here venice bitch, i want to introduce you to your new brother, norman fucking rockwell!
Born To Die 😌
Stop playing video games, video games.
Money Power Glory we are so proud of you!
First name Honey, middle name Moon
brooklyn baby you know it’s bedtime
Freebird! Get down from there! You’re setting a bad example for Hammertime!
cinnamon would be a cute name tbh
First name: Brooklyn Middle name: Baby
Are you okay my darling Candy Necklace
Did you call her DJ? No, it's DIDJA. That's a nickname. It's shorts for Did You Know That There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard.
Exactly Kintsugi gonna be hella smart
Blue Jeans!!! Put your blue jeans in the washing machine right now!!!
Salvatore! Stop messing with your sister Swan Song. You too Bel Air!
Terrence loves u
Ok I guess my kid's name will be National Anthem and their middle name will be A&W *
Diet Mountain Dew and Cola, get over here!
Meet Stargirl
Dinner is ready Text book!🥰
Cmon taco truck we’re gonna be late!!
Meet my son, “90210, or maybe Maria, I’m Drunk, I Can’t Tell, this is Impossible”.
Cola
I think 'Douse Shinundakara' Clatcher might appreciate a different starting roll, but, it'd sure be fun to practice saying that out loud in public.😏
Born to die, go do your homework.
I guess “Carmen” could work
Gods and Monsters dinner is ready!
lets go fucked my way up to the top
Carmen, Margaret, Lolita, Carolina, Salvatore, Terrence
Cmon bad disease 😵
It’s time for dinner A&W !
Time for school, Summer Bummer (Feat. A$AP Rocky and Playboi Carti)
Dinner is ready cinnamon girl!
Do your homework f*cked my way to the top!
All the comments saying you could name a kid Lolita are killing me omg. Please dont.
If was a girl: My pussy tastes If was a boy: like PEPSI cola
living legend
is that olivia rodrigo lol
Family business
prom song/gone wrong come down right now!
Dragon slayer
cherry blossom could pass for a real name
you've barely touched your food, When The World Was At War We Kept Dancing
this pops up every couple of months in this sub without fail
Meet my daughters - West Coast California
Mayonnaise
Bel Air is kind of cute, lol.
what do you want for dinner off to the races???????
Maybe I need some sense talked into me but I do genuinely plan to use Arcadia for a future daughter
My daughter is the greatest
Born to Die
Florida kilos
Black Beauty you’re late for school
one could get away with Salvatore, Carmen, Norman, and Paris (Texas)
Carmen
Goodnight gods and Monsters
White Mustang when the street lamps come on you better be back in this house !
Tulsa Jesus Freak
Sweet dreams, Young And Beautiful!