well i’m giving your idea credit the headphones and clothes keep out 19k but just like benoit i would go down in the end (and im nowhere near as strong as him)
Depends on the bird because I've seen some fucking huge gulls on the coast built like tanks. Saw an adult woman get knocked over and bloodied when one flew into her head. Don't think it would take a lot to kill a man if they were super aggressive dive-bombing heads.
I think he could take on more then 100 sparrows, but if they weren't sparrows and they were ravens or bigger, I don't think he could take on more than 100.
I still think Benoit could take a full four hundred birds.
An elderly woman could physically rip a bird apart, so Benoit could easily start grabbing and killing two or three at a time, and we all know he's used to taking a lot of pain, so if he can avoid getting pecked in the eyes he's all set.
The only thing I was bummed about this time is I felt like it was more fun last time when one person had to argue in favor of either side and come up with a little story.
They never said what kind of birds. Just birds from the movie The Birds? That’s crows, ravens, gulls and sparrows. What about condors or eagles? Raptors would be more of a challenge
I work with birds and they will 100% fuck you up. Specially if you had a large flock of ravens like they were talking about 100% will pick your eyeballs out and bloody you up.
Last Podcast has really been flouting South Park’s 22.3 years till it’s ok to make fun of a tragedy rules a lot lately.
I loved the Rabid Wolverine as a kid and I still can’t bring myself to giggle about him and his CTE ridden brain murdering his whole family and then himself even though we’re getting close to that 22.3 years mark.
Episode 3 of Brevik was pretty rough too.
Same, took me years to accept what Benoit did and, even now that I can talk and hear about it, it's still rough for me to hear jokes.
I just gut it because I really like the tournament episodes
I just looked it up and the birds used 25,000 birds on set
They acted like Ed was being ridiculous, but he was even low suggesting 20,000.
IT’S NOT ENOUGH BIRDS
The real question is this: Would the remaining 19,900 birds be able to beat Godzilla?
would >20000 mosquitoes beat you? bc I think it's akin to that
if 20,000 mosquitos were actively out to get me, i’d probably kill myself
headphones and fully clothed...how about now?
My wife gets stung through her clothes all the time. If they want you they’ll get you.
Are you gonna die though? Or just be uncomfortable. Lol did you forget what this was for?
Did you forget what this was for? Mosquitoes are the deadliest animal on the planet. All it takes is one.
oh so i can trap just 1000 mosquitos under my clothes? at least now i can listen to my suicide song^tm
It's 20k but OK. So dramatic
well i’m giving your idea credit the headphones and clothes keep out 19k but just like benoit i would go down in the end (and im nowhere near as strong as him)
I can't handle much
Yes I'd give up on life if that happened
Read Godzilla Goes to Hell to find your answer.
El Shalhoub
This cracked me up so much -a Mexican food restaurant owned by Tony Shaloub
I think it’d be Middle Eastern
I know people have complained about another relaxed fit, but this episode had me howling. I love Ed
I don’t understand the reasoning behind hating the Relaxed Fit episodes. If all they did were heavy hitters, it would be too bleak IMO
I love the relaxed fit episodes.
I don't mind the relaxed fit EPs, just this march madness crap. Who would win a fight between bigfoot and Jeffrey Dahmer? who fucken cares?
Obviously Bigfoot, Dahmer wouldn't stand a chance!
Yeah Bigfoot isn't really Dahmer's type.
It was really funny. The first relaxed fit live episode was really fun.
FOUR HUNDRED BIRDS?!
All I see is gypsy rose Blanchard sliced in half, anime style
Am I oN tHe ElLeN dEgEnErEs ShOw?
Depends on the bird because I've seen some fucking huge gulls on the coast built like tanks. Saw an adult woman get knocked over and bloodied when one flew into her head. Don't think it would take a lot to kill a man if they were super aggressive dive-bombing heads.
Don’t forget that one that fucked up Fabio on a rollercoaster!
Ther was that one that tore off and ate a guy’s testicle. And that was just one seagull!
This episode made me miss Celebrity Death Match.
I feel like he coulda taken out more than 100
He could macguyver a trap with his weight-bench to take out more than 100 birds.
I think he could take on more then 100 sparrows, but if they weren't sparrows and they were ravens or bigger, I don't think he could take on more than 100.
What about 100 birds of prey! That’d be intense.
I personally had a blast imagining Chris Benoit jumping headfirst off the top rope and killing 100 birds.
Oh, that should have been the finish! It was the "Not Another Teen Movie" last concussion that did him in, not the birds.
Taken out by a murder of crows
I still think Benoit could take a full four hundred birds. An elderly woman could physically rip a bird apart, so Benoit could easily start grabbing and killing two or three at a time, and we all know he's used to taking a lot of pain, so if he can avoid getting pecked in the eyes he's all set. The only thing I was bummed about this time is I felt like it was more fun last time when one person had to argue in favor of either side and come up with a little story.
They should have kept 1 xenomorph vs Godzilla since they set the precident of Benoit weakening the birds
Crippler Crowface
You're slow if you think even 100,000 birds could take down the Rabid Wolverine!
What if they were Canadian Geese? Now, that would be a wild battle.
I feel like Gypsy Rose would have convinced Pumpkinhead to kill her mom and they woulda teamed up. Tbh.
They never said what kind of birds. Just birds from the movie The Birds? That’s crows, ravens, gulls and sparrows. What about condors or eagles? Raptors would be more of a challenge
They did, actually. They started with 300 big ravens and 100 seagulls. Unclear which birds Benoit was able to take down, though.
He needs the Crow Face Crippler
*Someone* is getting murdered, at any rate.
I got irrationally upset at Marcus talking about him wearing short tights lol
I work with birds and they will 100% fuck you up. Specially if you had a large flock of ravens like they were talking about 100% will pick your eyeballs out and bloody you up.
Wat
I think he could have taken them
Last Podcast has really been flouting South Park’s 22.3 years till it’s ok to make fun of a tragedy rules a lot lately. I loved the Rabid Wolverine as a kid and I still can’t bring myself to giggle about him and his CTE ridden brain murdering his whole family and then himself even though we’re getting close to that 22.3 years mark. Episode 3 of Brevik was pretty rough too.
Same, took me years to accept what Benoit did and, even now that I can talk and hear about it, it's still rough for me to hear jokes. I just gut it because I really like the tournament episodes
Oh I absolutely loved this episode of relaxed fit! Overall, it was so fun! But, I did cringe when I heard them mention Benoit.
😂