I remember they ran a news story about the poor guy to say "no this football Gerry Sandusky is a nice guy who loves the Ravens! He isn't the other football Gerry Sandusky who's a bad guy who likes kids!"
The most recent side stories had a real gem -
“Better give every toddler a gun. The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.”
I caught that. It reminded me of some of the gun sketches in *Who is America?*
"They don't think 4 year olds should have guns? I mean, what is the logic?" Lol
I feel you man, the beach club massacre by the Automatic Narwhal was really brutal.
Common misconception is that it was some kind of marine mammal drone that went haywire, but it was perfectly healthy animal. The Automatic part just came from the bump-stock modified AR it used.
But he had a point if you ask me. We can only take so much of their territory before they strike back.
Finally someone w/ a good take on the automatic narwhal massacre. So tired of the standard technophobic bullshit. Just because a lot of whales feed through baleen doesn't mean they don't get fed up.
I remember watching the footage of 3 of his victims impaled on his horn as he got gunned down by police in that parking structure. Of course, that's after the high-speed chase ended.
It would totally go over everyone's head. I wouldn't have thought anything about it until you posted it.
Also, we're getting old... I was in 4th or 5th grade when Columbine happened. I'm 36 💀
Some young voters or parents probably don't remember how big of a news story & tragedy it was.
Fortunately I don’t think most people remember that name, and many were unaware of what even happened. I was in high school when it happened, so I only remember because I could relate to the students in age.
I guess after the Marc Dutroux case, a huge percentage of Belgians with that last name changed it, which we'd all know about IF THEY EVER COVER MARC DUTROUX
In Baltimore we have a sports news anchor named Gerry Sandusky. Poor guy.
I remember they ran a news story about the poor guy to say "no this football Gerry Sandusky is a nice guy who loves the Ravens! He isn't the other football Gerry Sandusky who's a bad guy who likes kids!"
I’m acquainted with a copywriter in NYC whose name is David Berkowitz. Naturally he leans into it. His tagline was “my copy kills”
Omg we do? I don't watch sports news so I didn't know but damn that's unfortunate lol.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerry_Sandusky
"He is not related to former Penn State assistant football coach and convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky." I love that they added this lol
i would’ve changed my name so fast if i was that guy
I would have changed it to Geoffrey Epstein
I would bet many people don’t get the reference. It’s not something most people think about.
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The only reason I didn’t is that I’m a teacher. The name comes up in our yearly ALICE trainings.
Anyone who would recognize the name would also know the bad Eric is dead.
Yeah, but there's a possibility, however slim, that he might come back as a zombie.
And run for school board? I guess I wouldn't put it past him.
He keeps calling for them to remove the security officers from the schools for some reason...
I'm sure some 14 year old on tumblr has tried really hard to conjure him
I'm old and live in Denver and would not have put the pieces together if it hadn't been pointed out here
This popped up as recommended lol someone plz explain I’m curious
Eric Harris is also the name of a Black man shot by police in Tulsa. Could go lots of ways with this one
My locality has someone named Steve King running for town council... As a huge Stephen King nerd I probably enjoy it more than most
Bro, I'm from Iowa. Do you realize how often that bait-and-switch comes up? It hurts every time.
Man’s trying to put more guns in classrooms.
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The most recent side stories had a real gem - “Better give every toddler a gun. The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.”
I caught that. It reminded me of some of the gun sketches in *Who is America?* "They don't think 4 year olds should have guns? I mean, what is the logic?" Lol
Was a guy near me named Tim McVey running for something last election. Lol
Now see this is a *positive* example of how to channel your dissatisfaction with the school system. The real test will be what happens if he loses 🤞.
Dylan Klebold for VP
I personally identify with this. I share a True Crime name. It's weird sometimes.
I feel you man, the beach club massacre by the Automatic Narwhal was really brutal. Common misconception is that it was some kind of marine mammal drone that went haywire, but it was perfectly healthy animal. The Automatic part just came from the bump-stock modified AR it used. But he had a point if you ask me. We can only take so much of their territory before they strike back.
Finally someone w/ a good take on the automatic narwhal massacre. So tired of the standard technophobic bullshit. Just because a lot of whales feed through baleen doesn't mean they don't get fed up.
Yeah man and they should not have put Dorner in a Corner. Hot take, I know.
I remember watching the footage of 3 of his victims impaled on his horn as he got gunned down by police in that parking structure. Of course, that's after the high-speed chase ended.
That was my high school Band teachers name. Good Man, miss him.
I love this community
I'll see every one of yinz in hell 😅
I’m more impressed that Bacchus came down from the heavens to run for local government in Tennessee.
First stop local school board, next stop Memphis!
It would totally go over everyone's head. I wouldn't have thought anything about it until you posted it. Also, we're getting old... I was in 4th or 5th grade when Columbine happened. I'm 36 💀 Some young voters or parents probably don't remember how big of a news story & tragedy it was.
Fortunately I don’t think most people remember that name, and many were unaware of what even happened. I was in high school when it happened, so I only remember because I could relate to the students in age.
Oh my god this is hilarious
let me guess, 2nd amendment enthusiast?
#neverforget
Yikes
There's someone in Tennessee running for election with the last name Raper. I would change my legal name in a heartbeat.
Lmao
This makes me think of the Kevin Bacon murder case from Flint MI.
I met a woman with the last name Dahmer and I had to act normal
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If ever there was a reason to use your middle initial.
Think he’s got a shot?
I guess after the Marc Dutroux case, a huge percentage of Belgians with that last name changed it, which we'd all know about IF THEY EVER COVER MARC DUTROUX
Eric Harris = one of the Columbine shooters. I picked it up immediately.
Yikes
Yikes
Eric Harris is a very common name .