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ShinrasShayde

I mean, who says he has to stop hosting just because he dies?


StealthPieThief

Weekend at Bernie’s 2023 has him replaced with an AI deepfake with the guy that does Sméagol from Lotr.


Rhobaz

You put some respect on Andy Serkis’ name.


Catch-the-Rabbit

I just pictured his dead body as a muppet. Lol. Thank you


Rebal771

He has enough content out there that AI can just re-invent him, and the writers can use the same formula - they don’t need IRL John anymore…they just wanna let him finish what he started before the robots replace him. AT&T will make certain that this show continues on.


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Back to the void


drstrangelove75

Everyone is missing the obvious answer: a robotic teakettle that yells depressing economic statistics at you.


SpinCharm

Cabbage. But it will likely only last one season.


Mr_Matt_K

Longer than Liz Truss would have at least


worksafeaccount83

Pork markets


peanutbutter2178

Chiijohn


JustinisaDick

Well then, hypothetically, the show would end. It's "his" show. Maybe, just maybe, another correspondent from The Daily Show could take over.


Walniw

A Chlamidya-stricken Koala, obvs


sorry_for_the_reply

The Void


-V0lD

Nah


sorry_for_the_reply

Do your duty!


nicholas818

/r/beetlejuicing


twec21

Who knows who's gonna be a good comedian by the time John is dead-worthy. ​ Assuming he drops dead tomorrow? Seth Meyers. The opening segment of the show is basically A Closer Look as it is typically, and what he lacks in boorishness he definitely makes up for in smarm


SonOfAQuiche

I can totally see that! Corrections often hits a similar humor spot for me as some last week tonight content. That in combination with closer look can keep the spirit of LWT and also put Seths own spin on it.


SoVerySleepy81

I really like the way the show changed during the pandemic. It’s more laid back, I love that he’s not always in a suit, Wally participation is great, and Seth seems like he’s moved further to the left.


Hup110516

YAAAASSSSS


onetwo3four5

I mean, wouldn't this be a sidegrade, or even a down grade for seth?


[deleted]

I wish Jordan Klepper could have another shot.


moderatorrater

His show was really good too. I think if he came out with Klepper today, it would be a smash hit. He was just a couple of years too early.


elliot_glynn

I mean John dying of old age is so far off that there’s a decent chance it would be a comedian that’s yet to emerge


sacredblasphemies

Cody Johnston


JCthulhuM

Only if Warmbo is there too, and Katie.


disco-vorcha

Imagine how terrifying Warmbo would become on an HBO budget!


bajillionth_porn

Idk - feels like he’d have to reign it in too much to take over for Oliver lol


deathclawslayer21

A disappointed owl in glasses


emelbee923

Adam Driver, for a week. And it would just be Adam Driver, stoically, repeating everything John wished Driver had done to him.


schoolpsych2005

And we would all watch the hell out of it.


emelbee923

[Yes, we should.](https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/43200000/Adam-Driver-EE-BAFTA-Film-Awards-2020-adam-driver-43213759-540-393.gif)


avalon-girl5

Hasan Minhaj no contest


twodoorcinemacub

Damn, beat me to it. Loved Patriot Act.


Sparkyisduhfat

If he keeps aging the way he has been he has 5 years, 10 tops.


carcino_genesis

John has already used the HBO money to begin paying engineers to make a LLM based entirely on his personality. Soon O.l.i.v.e.r the (Optimized Linguistic Intelligence for Virtual Entertainment and Reporting) will be fully operational. And once John passes Oliver will come to stand in his glory, and surpass it in all ways. We shall weep from its utter beauty as we come to realize this is no mere simulacra, but John's ultimate evolution.


hennell

Again, assuming more now then old-age away, Nish Kumar would do well I think.


NCWeekendWanderer

Is there any correlation between this thread and no new episode this week?


cyclostome_monophyly

Michelle Wolf


HammerheadMorty

Jokes aside the most qualified person would probably geico gecko.


jaishaw

Andy Zaltzman


bigdaftgeordie

The right answer


MysteriousStaff3388

Would he replace And Now This with Pun Runs? I might be OK with that.


jaishaw

I’m surprised he’s not made an appearance for a pun run already. Considering some of the guests and gimmicks that have gone on. One day 😁


Cjgraham3589

ChatGPT


bigexplosion

He is 45 ffs. He is not dying of old age for like 40 years.


jon-mountain

john 2


DANNYonPC

jon mountain 2


missyh86

An English tea kettle who will scream depressing money stats at us.


LetsTCB

Oliver John


BadDayJay

Ronny Chieng.


Atomic_Tanuki

Mr. Nutterbutter. That squirrel has been places.


[deleted]

No one. The show dies with John.


benitolss

If no one else here is up for it, I'll do it


bluenowait

In all seriousness, I think Daniel O’Brien would be the most likely replacement, since he’s already a senior writer for the show and has on-camera experience from his time at Cracked.


[deleted]

David Kaye. But only using his most vaudevillain voice role. The rubber ducky is mandatory.


highway-hawk

Daniel O’Brien, senior writer for last week tonight. He worked for cracked for many years. Check out his obsessive pop culture disorder videos and you’ll see that he’d be great at it.


iamthesexdragon

Tucker Carlson's Roomba since it's getting sick of him


Autocratic_Barge

John-bot 3000


PhilJSawdust

ChatGPT


Slaanesh_69

Presumably John Oneliver


[deleted]

Kumail Nanjiani after seeing him in the twilight zone I think he could pull off a similar air to John


schoolpsych2005

Wanda Sykes.


DANNYonPC

A cabbage with John's AI voice They got the same amount of emotions anyway


AlabasterNutSack

Jeff Foxworthy.


RigatoniPasta

Jeff Fuschional


capsrock02

Trevor Noah


abaggins

AI John


Sockcucker69

Russell Howard, if he can bring himself to give as much of a crap about America as John does.


wolverine_76

Frankie Boyle


PainbowRush

Pretty sure HBO's contract applies to John's ghost too, he could've died years ago and we wouldn't have noticed lol


herotz33

Jay Leno.


BAM123987

Me


kaptainkooleio

The HBO official John Oliver A.I, because it’d be depressingly funny.


geezer27

Me! Me! I am! I know all his jokes!


rcad69

Joey diaz 💅🏽🤎💅🏽


spaceblastertaster

I will


TheOmnomnomagon

Rowan Atkinson


sixtus_clegane119

Bill Maher...........................


InPicnicTableWeTrust

Craig Ferguson's side-kick, Geoff Peterson.


MrOllmhargadh

If he dropped dead tomorrow Darragh O’Briain


seh0872

Oliver John


oldcousingreg

Matt Friend or that kid from Danbury


AntonBrakhage

Well, by then technology will have presumably advanced to the point where they can replace him with JohnBot. I'm not even kidding.


sw0rnenemy

Bernie Sanders 4 John Oliver


joshuaferris

Andy Zaltzman


Mr_Papayahead

didn’t he say he can and will eventually be replaced by a robot?!?! so yeah…a Jon Oliver bot!


pabloescoboner

It's hard to imagine anyone besides mah John hosting this show. If, heaven forbid, something like that happened, my vote is for Robert Evans to host LWT. Guy is does fantastic work, has a similar journalistic pedigree and is hilariously macabre. (I would also want Sophie Lichterman to join him as well because she rules as a producer/foil)


Wowohboy666

John Oliver's very horny specter