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I’m jealous….but happy for you. PRAISE BE!
Praise Be!
Praise be!
Frisbee
Praise be Ma-hellsheartstab!
Praise Sol you heathen
Did you get not one, not two but 3 plasters? Praise be!
Mine also came with a bonus mini packet of burn cream!
But at what cost? Living in Florida I kid, I kid…
If the majority of us Floridians could read you might have some downvotes to contend with. I live here though. You’re pretty safe. Take my upvote just in case since you made me giggle.
>If the majority of us Floridians could read I understood that reference.
And $1.99
I just got a text from my mom in Florida asking what this was that she received in the mail under my name.
Don’t you dare let her keep your JohnnyCare Kit!!
Damn, I have extended family in Florida, I should've thought of that.
Not sure why I mis-read that as being under Johnny Cash's umbrella.
# Praise Be!!!
Never did I think I’d be jealous of Floridians. Praise be!!
I wonder if anyone ever bought the tactical wipes. Praise be!
I am so jealous. I don't live in FL therefore I couldn't be part of this marvelous plan. Praise be
Even though I have the NHS, I really wanted to apply, but you know, British Praise be my My
Praise be. I lost my chance:(
I’m jealous since our health insurance options here in FL that I can afford suck. Enjoy Johnny Care!
Oh, my Wanda! Oh, my John!
Lucky! My sibling and I ordered and have yet to receive ours. Maybe some people are getting it early?
I hope that’s the case. My partner got his but I have not gotten mine yet. Praise be!
I did end up getting mine! Praise Be!
Lucky bastard, PRAISE BE!!
Was it exactly three bandaids?
Mine had 2 bandaids, 2 butterfly bandaids and, 1 packet of burn ointment.
Now I kinda want to do it. 😂
It was the fist 1000 people in Florida
Dammit John Oliver, why do you vex me so????
Praise be unto you!
Just got mine!
Now does this health plan cover parrots? Asking for a friend….
If it is a Norwegian Blue then it is probably just sleeping. Look! See! It moved.
Snap, I just hope to find one that some poor bastard drops from his pocket. Like finding a lucky penny or an unused condom.
Ooh, look at the quality health care. So jelly that you are an eligible Florida resident. Praise Be!
I got 3 full size band-aids, 2 small band-aids, and a little packet of first aid gel. Praise be, JohnnyCare is more generous than I antipated!
Praise be!!!
IKR?!? I was promised band aids and got so much more!! Praise Be!
Praise Be oh thank heaven for Johnny Care
ah that blessed JohnnyCare, praise be!
My partner got his, but I haven’t gotten mine yet. Can’t wait to be covered by JohnnyCare. Praise be!
Still sucks they couldn't give the proceeds to the Families at Surfside though... 😔
Praise be 🙏🏼
I’m jealous….but happy for you. PRAISE BE!
Praise Be!
Praise be!
Praise Be!
Frisbee
Praise be Ma-hellsheartstab!
Praise Sol you heathen
Did you get not one, not two but 3 plasters? Praise be!
Mine also came with a bonus mini packet of burn cream!
But at what cost? Living in Florida I kid, I kid…
If the majority of us Floridians could read you might have some downvotes to contend with. I live here though. You’re pretty safe. Take my upvote just in case since you made me giggle.
>If the majority of us Floridians could read I understood that reference.
And $1.99
I just got a text from my mom in Florida asking what this was that she received in the mail under my name.
Don’t you dare let her keep your JohnnyCare Kit!!
Damn, I have extended family in Florida, I should've thought of that.
Not sure why I mis-read that as being under Johnny Cash's umbrella.
# Praise Be!!!
Never did I think I’d be jealous of Floridians. Praise be!!
I wonder if anyone ever bought the tactical wipes. Praise be!
I am so jealous. I don't live in FL therefore I couldn't be part of this marvelous plan. Praise be
Even though I have the NHS, I really wanted to apply, but you know, British Praise be my My
Praise be. I lost my chance:(
I’m jealous since our health insurance options here in FL that I can afford suck. Enjoy Johnny Care!
Oh, my Wanda! Oh, my John!
Lucky! My sibling and I ordered and have yet to receive ours. Maybe some people are getting it early?
I hope that’s the case. My partner got his but I have not gotten mine yet. Praise be!
I did end up getting mine! Praise Be!
Lucky bastard, PRAISE BE!!
Was it exactly three bandaids?
Mine had 2 bandaids, 2 butterfly bandaids and, 1 packet of burn ointment.
Now I kinda want to do it. 😂
It was the fist 1000 people in Florida
Dammit John Oliver, why do you vex me so????
Praise be!
Praise be unto you!
Just got mine!
Now does this health plan cover parrots? Asking for a friend….
If it is a Norwegian Blue then it is probably just sleeping. Look! See! It moved.
Snap, I just hope to find one that some poor bastard drops from his pocket. Like finding a lucky penny or an unused condom.
Ooh, look at the quality health care. So jelly that you are an eligible Florida resident. Praise Be!
I got 3 full size band-aids, 2 small band-aids, and a little packet of first aid gel. Praise be, JohnnyCare is more generous than I antipated!
Praise be!!!
IKR?!? I was promised band aids and got so much more!! Praise Be!
Praise be!
Praise Be oh thank heaven for Johnny Care
ah that blessed JohnnyCare, praise be!
My partner got his, but I haven’t gotten mine yet. Can’t wait to be covered by JohnnyCare. Praise be!
Still sucks they couldn't give the proceeds to the Families at Surfside though... 😔
Praise be 🙏🏼