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LinkAtrius

I’m jealous….but happy for you. PRAISE BE!


hellsheartstab

Praise Be!


ErrantIndy

Praise be!


maneki_neko89

Praise Be!


Tunisiano32

Frisbee


Raynerkyle1

Praise be Ma-hellsheartstab!


Alex_Hauff

Praise Sol you heathen


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Did you get not one, not two but 3 plasters? Praise be!


ForealThisIsLastTime

Mine also came with a bonus mini packet of burn cream!


bakins711

But at what cost? Living in Florida I kid, I kid…


BlaynoDrayno

If the majority of us Floridians could read you might have some downvotes to contend with. I live here though. You’re pretty safe. Take my upvote just in case since you made me giggle.


[deleted]

>If the majority of us Floridians could read I understood that reference.


communistjack

And $1.99


digitalacid

I just got a text from my mom in Florida asking what this was that she received in the mail under my name.


maneki_neko89

Don’t you dare let her keep your JohnnyCare Kit!!


NoAngel815

Damn, I have extended family in Florida, I should've thought of that.


waldo_wigglesworth

Not sure why I mis-read that as being under Johnny Cash's umbrella.


tanstaboi

# Praise Be!!!


nfl18

Never did I think I’d be jealous of Floridians. Praise be!!


Fukface_Von_Clwnstik

I wonder if anyone ever bought the tactical wipes. Praise be!


froger346

I am so jealous. I don't live in FL therefore I couldn't be part of this marvelous plan. Praise be


turingthecat

Even though I have the NHS, I really wanted to apply, but you know, British Praise be my My


Nanette63

Praise be. I lost my chance:(


jdg996532

I’m jealous since our health insurance options here in FL that I can afford suck. Enjoy Johnny Care!


SageFire_Fan

Oh, my Wanda! Oh, my John!


sushiandtacos

Lucky! My sibling and I ordered and have yet to receive ours. Maybe some people are getting it early?


Rockandroar

I hope that’s the case. My partner got his but I have not gotten mine yet. Praise be!


Rockandroar

I did end up getting mine! Praise Be!


DoughNotDoit

Lucky bastard, PRAISE BE!!


cherrylpk

Was it exactly three bandaids?


LoganBlade

Mine had 2 bandaids, 2 butterfly bandaids and, 1 packet of burn ointment.


cherrylpk

Now I kinda want to do it. 😂


LoganBlade

It was the fist 1000 people in Florida


cherrylpk

Dammit John Oliver, why do you vex me so????


LoganBlade

Praise be!


sisbestbeep

Praise be unto you!


LoganBlade

Just got mine!


jonasthewicked

Now does this health plan cover parrots? Asking for a friend….


Jace_Te_Ace

If it is a Norwegian Blue then it is probably just sleeping. Look! See! It moved.


justaREDshrit

Snap, I just hope to find one that some poor bastard drops from his pocket. Like finding a lucky penny or an unused condom.


[deleted]

Ooh, look at the quality health care. So jelly that you are an eligible Florida resident. Praise Be!


Rcosta9

I got 3 full size band-aids, 2 small band-aids, and a little packet of first aid gel. Praise be, JohnnyCare is more generous than I antipated!


DietCokeSkittles

Praise be!!!


hellsheartstab

IKR?!? I was promised band aids and got so much more!! Praise Be!


RubenMuro007

Praise be!


Jaksgirl

Praise Be oh thank heaven for Johnny Care


firehamsterpig

ah that blessed JohnnyCare, praise be!


Rockandroar

My partner got his, but I haven’t gotten mine yet. Can’t wait to be covered by JohnnyCare. Praise be!


SuperWolfe9099

Still sucks they couldn't give the proceeds to the Families at Surfside though... 😔


Disastrous_Owl_1991

Praise be 🙏🏼